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TO MY VALENTINE
NORTHGATE LIQUOR
AUDREY.
exceeded the word limit. an
excerpt; ...kiss you softly... ...feel
my heart scream... ...soulful exis-
tence... overtaken by desire... ...
love freely and completely... ...
my heart is on fire... adven-
turehound, 49, g
DIMENSIONAL SHIFT READY
Coast to Coast AM long time lis-
tener. Ready for the dimensional
shift. i love plants, animals, trees,
water, nature, humans, extrater-
restrials, beer. watch only a little
tv. conscious omnivore. Namaste.
q123robin, 56, g
Your always the sunshine in my
day. Loved that tight black shirt,
unbuttoned at the top WOW was
my sunshine hot that Saturday!
More highlights in your hair!
When: Saturday, February
11,
2012.
Where:
Northgate Liquor Store.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902387
DOWN TO EARTH
Im a hard working man that likes
to have fun and be eventurest
shy to a point but never scared
to do most things fun exciting
free birdd freinds. shyflirt, 37
YVONNE, MY MOOSHKA
SIMPLE QUIET RIDER
looking for steady stable loving
relationship with “us” the key-
word and “me” not heard. Please,
if it’s about you don’t call me.
Had enough of that. ready for
love. longryder, 56, g
HOUSE OF RECORDS
Me: Striking looks of Gilbert
Gottfried and an inquisitive nature.
You: Patience of a saint. What color
of shirt you wear? I’ll bring $101.96
today and tomorrow! When:
Tuesday, February 14,
2012. Where: House Of
Records. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902389
LOOKING FOR LOVE
URBAN-RURAL GREEN MAN
I was tasked with finding the love
of my life; my turnon: deep con-
nection with my lover, friends&
family. Most important: growing,
music, food, nature, building,
exploring. Looking for allies/col-
laborators. theotterguy, 60,
g
I’m a steady, hard working, leag-
aly blind nice guy who’s done
with games and wants Love.
REAL LOVE. If you’re ready to
Love and be Loved, here I am.
Weavesabout, 51, g
ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT,
WITTY.
I am a pretty wonderful combina-
tion of hippie and non-hippie
(meaning I don’t smell, but I try
to be a good person with mini-
mal-ish negative impact on
things
and
people).
albanym63, 30, g
FUN AND QUIRKY
Love to laugh. Bit of a tech geek,
but very much enjoy being
social. looking for someone to
grow with. living consciously,
braininess, and being adorable
are a plus :). dehgeek, 25, g
SURRENDERING INTO
NATURE
Looking for the woman who
wants to be serenely tucked
back into a high mountain valley
along a beautiful creek in
Northern Cal. with her man,
goats, chickens and rabbits.
StarrBeorn, 56, g
ARCADE BEAUTY
2 am, walked behind you without
enough nerve. Newcomers hug-
ging in the middle of Blair. Be
there next Saturday or anywhere
we could share another hug
“Hello!” before then? When:
Sunday, February 19,
2012. Where: Blair Alley.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902390
FOURTEEN KISSES...
Fourteen sighs... fourteen glanc-
es... fourteen tries. You are
worth it all!! Love When:
Tuesday, February 14,
2012. Where: above the
cliffs. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902388
You’re my tropical paradise. Your
energy is the refreshing breeze,
your eyes; the tropical water.
Being there with you, my wife
and our sweet girls will be magi-
cal! Love, Christa When:
Tuesday, February 14,
2012. Where: in para-
dise. You: Woman. Me:
Woman. #902386
STUDENT INSURGENT
PHILOSOPHER
Sandy hair, light brown eyes.
Think think think, but don’t stop
being Orlando, ridiculous and
romantic if that is as you like it.
See you at some such great
height When: Monday,
February 13, 2012.
Where: there. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902385
I’VE BEEN AROUND
Letter here from the U.S.
Marshal’s office in Cheyenne,
Wyoming. It contains eight essay
questions I have yet to answer.
Although, “Are you gay?” isn’t
one of them. Surprise surprise.
When: Friday, February
10,
2012.
Where:
Brownsville. You: Man.
Me: Man. #902384
SWEETLY_AT LAST?
I may have been your singer in
the bulk section of the Kiva,
Sweetly...At Last was my tune...I’m
happy people like you notice :-)
When:
Wednesday,
February
8, 2012.
Where: Kiva. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902383
ONLY YOU
even after a year together my
love for you continues to grow
you are the best b-day present
ever! i love you When:
Saturday, December 24,
2011. Where: in bed. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902382
KIWI KUTIE
Your beauty astounds me, to feel
you next to me completes me,
your love in this life transforms
me; you amaze me, my wife, my
best friend, my everything.
Always. When: Saturday,
January 28, 2012.
Where: In the bush. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902381
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
(March 21-April 19): I invite you to identify all the things
in your life that you really don’t need any more: gadgets that have
become outdated, clothes that no longer feel like you, once-exciting
music and books and art works that no longer mean what they once
did. Don’t stop there. Pinpoint the people who have let you down, the
places that lower your vitality, and the activities that have become
boring or artifi cial. Finally, Aries, fi gure out the traditions that no
longer move you, the behavior patterns that no longer serve you, and
the compulsive thoughts that have a freaky life of their own. Got all
that? Dump at least some of them.
(July 23-Aug. 22): Veterans of war who’ve been wounded by
shrapnel often fi nd that years later, some of the metal fragments
eventually migrate to the surface and pop out of their skin. The moral
of the story: The body may take a long time to purify itself of toxins.
The same is true about your psyche. It might not be able to easily and
quickly get rid of the poisons it has absorbed, but you should never
give up hoping it will fi nd a way. Judging by the astrological omens, I
think you are very close to such a climactic cleansing and catharsis,
Leo.
LEO
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): For million of years, black kite
raptors made their nests with leaves, twigs, grass, mud, fur and feathers.
In recent centuries they have also borrowed materials from humans, like
cloth, string and paper. And in the last few decades, a new element has
become quite popular. Eighty-two percent of all black kite nest-builders
now use white plastic as decoration. I suggest you take inspiration from
these adaptable creatures, Sagittarius. It’s an excellent time for you to
add some wrinkles to the way you shape your home base. Departing
from tradition could add signifi cantly to your levels of domestic bliss.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you’re a woman, you could go to
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Distilled water is a poor conductor
of electricity. For H2O to have el ectroconductivity, it must contain
impurities in the form of dissolved salts. I see a timely lesson in this
for you, Virgo. If you focus too hard on being utterly clean and clear,
some of life’s rather chaotic but fertile and invigorating energy may
not be able to fl ow through you. That’s why I suggest you experiment
with being at least a little impure and imperfect. Don’t just tolerate the
messiness. Learn from it; thrive on it; even exult in it.
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): There are many examples of highly
accomplished people whose early education was problematical. Thomas
Edison’s fi rst teacher called him “addled,” and thereafter he was home-
schooled by his mother. Winston Churchill did so poorly in school he was
punished. Benjamin Franklin had just two years of formal education. As
for Einstein, he told his biographer, “my parents were worried because I
started to talk comparatively late, and they consulted a doctor because
of it.” What all these people had in common, however, is that they
became brilliant at educating themselves according to their own specifi c
needs and timetable. Speaking of which: The coming weeks will be an
excellent time for you Capricorns to plot and design the contours of your
future learning.
ARIES
the perfume section of the department store and buy fragrances
that would cause you to smell like Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears,
Eva Longoria or Paris Hilton. If you’re a man, an hour from now you
could be beaming an aroma that makes you resemble a celebrity like
Antonio Banderas, Usher, David Beckham or Keith Urban. You could
even mix and match, wearing the Eva Longoria scent on your manly
body or Usher on your female form. But I don’t recommend that you
do any of the above. More than ever before you need to be yourself,
your whole self, and nothing but yourself. Trying to act like or be like
anyone else should be a taboo of the fi rst degree.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I try to take one day at a time,” says
Ashleigh Brilliant, “but sometimes several days attack me all at once.”
I think you may soon be able to say words to that effect, Gemini — and
that’s a good thing. Life will seem more concentrated and meaningful
than usual. Events will fl ow faster and your awareness will be extra
intense. As a result, you should have exceptional power to unleash
transformations that could create ripples lasting for months. Would
you like each day to be the equivalent of nine days? Or would four be
enough for you?
CANCER (June 21-July 22): When actor Ashton Kutcher is working
on the set of his TV show Two and a Half Men, he enjoys spacious digs.
His trailer is two stories high and has two bathrooms as well as a full
kitchen. Seven 60-inch TVs are available for his viewing pleasure. As
you embark on your journey to the far side of reality, Cancerian, it
might be tempting for you to try to match that level of comfort. But
what’s more important than material luxury will be psychological and
spiritual aids that help keep you attuned to your deepest understand-
ings about life. Be sure you’re well-stocked with infl uences that keep
your imagination vital and upbeat. Favorite symbols? Uplifting books?
Photos of mentors? Magic objects?
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): According to my reading of the astrologi-
cal omens, you are neither in a red-alert situation nor are you headed
for one. A pink alert may be in effect, however. Thankfully, there’s no
danger or emergency in the works. Shouting and bolting and leaping
won’t be necessary. Rather, you may simply be called upon to come up
with unexpected responses to unpredicted circumstances. Unscripted
plot twists could prompt you to take actions you haven’t rehearsed. It
actually might be kind of fun as long as you play with the perspective
Shakespeare articulated in As You Like It: “All the world’s a stage, and
all the men and women merely players.”
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Dear Rob: For months I’ve had a
recurring dream in which I own a pet snake. Here’s the problem: The
only cage I have to keep the snake in is sadly inadequate. It has widely
spaced bars that the snake just slips right through. In the dream I am
constantly struggling to keep the snake in its cage, which is exhaust-
ing, since it’s impossible. Just this morning, after having the dream
for the billionth time, I FINALLY asked myself, what’s so terrible about
letting the snake out of its cage? So I gratefully wrote myself this per-
mission note: ‘It is hereby allowed and perfectly acceptable to let my
dreamsnake out of its cage to wander freely.’ — Scorpio Devotee. Dear
Devotee: You have provided all your fellow Scorpios with an excellent
teaching story for the upcoming weeks. Thank you!
SAGITTARIUS
CAPRICORN
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Nigeria has abundant deposits of
petroleum. Since 1974, oil companies have paid the country billions of
dollars for the privilege of extracting its treasure. And yet the majority
of Nigerians, over 70 percent, live on less than a dollar a day. Where
does the money go? That’s a long story, with the word “corruption” at its
heart. Now let me ask you, Aquarius: Is there a gap between the valuable
things you have to offer and the rewards you receive for them? Are you
being properly compensated for your natural riches? The coming weeks
will be an excellent time to address this issue.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Gawker.com notes that American
politician John McCain tends to repeat himself — a lot. Researchers
discovered that he has told the same joke at least 27 times in fi ve years.
(And it’s such a feeble joke, it’s not worth re-telling.) In the coming week,
Pisces, please please please avoid any behavior that resembles this
repetitive, habit-bound laziness. You simply cannot afford to be imitating
who you used to be and what you used to do. As much as possible, rein-
vent yourself from scratch — and have maximum fun doing it.
HOMEWORK:
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