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I am writing to thank you. I remember reading your definition of “santorum” — “the frothy mix
of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex” — when it first appeared. I
remember thinking it was a cute way to make fun of a dickhead politician. I never thought it would
go this far. But after Iowa, Rick Santorum is in the spotlight again. And so is that frothy mixture.
And that’s fucking awesome.
Jeff In Wisconsin
Don’t thank me, JIW. Thank Rick Santorum for making his bigotry crystal clear in a 2003
interview with the Associated Press. Santorum equated consensual gay sex with child rape and
dog fucking, he stated that birth control should be illegal, he argued that states should be able to
arrest, prosecute, and imprison people — gay and straight — for private, consensual sex acts.
Thank the Savage Love reader who, after reading that interview, urged me to invite my
readers to submit new definitions for Santorum’s last name. And thank the Savage Love readers
who — in their wisdom — selected “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the
byproduct of anal sex” from a crowded field of equally repulsive candidates.
I did my part: I counted the ballots, I created a website (www.spreadingsantorum.com) that
eight years later remains the number one return when you google “Santorum.” But, again, if it
weren’t for my creative, kinky, and hilarious readers, JIW, an otherwise distressing news cycle — a
ranting, raving, washed-up religious bigot tied for first place in the Iowa caucuses?!? — would
not have been leavened by such unintentionally hilarious headlines as “Santorum Surges from
Behind,” “Santorum Runs Hard,” and “Romney Squeezes Out Santorum.”
We redefined “santorum” back in 2003, SICK, long before Santorum was running for presi-
dent. So it would be more accurate to say that the GOP presidential race has inserted itself into
me, not the other way around. And, gosh, I hope there isn’t any santorum on the GOP presidential
race when it pulls out of me — that would be so embarrassing!
Also embarrassing: Elise Foley’s gushing profile of Elizabeth Santorum, Rick’s adult daughter,
that appeared on the Huffington Post before the Iowa caucuses.
“It is tough [being] a young surrogate for a candidate/father clinging to an older worldview,”
Foley writes. “Her father’s stance on same-sex marriage and gay rights, in particular, has caused
some friction from non-supporters. ‘It’s a policy thing,’ [Elizabeth Santorum] said of gay marriage
… Opposed to same-sex marriage herself, Elizabeth said she has gay friends who support her
father’s candidacy based on his economic and family platforms.”
Yeah, it’s tough out there for a ’phobe — and it’s getting tougher all the time. Rick Santorum
was nearly booed off a stage in New Hampshire last week after he insisted that legalizing gay
marriage would lead to the legalization of polygamous marriage. (The same argument was made
against legalizing interracial marriage — and here we are, 44 years after the Supreme Court de-
clared laws against interracial marriage to be unconstitutional, and Tiger Woods can marry only
one busted Olive Garden hostess at a time.)
You know what else is tough? Gay widowers losing their homes after the deaths of their
spouses because they don’t qualify for the same Social Security benefits as all other married
couples. Also tough: seeing your wife deported because the federal government doesn’t recog-
nize your marriage.
But, hey, Elizabeth Santorum isn’t a bigot — she can’t be! She has gay friends! And her gay
friends support her dad!
Who are these gay people who support Rick Santorum despite his having equated consensual
gay sex to child rape and dog fucking? Who are these gay people who support Rick Santorum
despite his opposition to gay marriage and any other legal framework — civil unions, domestic
partnerships — that might provide legal protections for same-sex couples? Who are these gay
people who support Rick Santorum despite his promises to write anti-gay bigotry into the US
Constitution, forcibly divorce all legally married same-sex couples in the United States, reinstate
DADT, and ban adoptions by same-sex couples?
Who are these faggots?
To Ms. Foley and all the other political reporters out there: When someone like Elizabeth San-
torum tells you that she has gay friends and her gay friends support her dad based on his “family
platforms” — gay people shouldn’t be allowed to have families — your subject is making an aston-
ishing claim. Your immediate response should be a demand for the names and phone numbers of
these gay friends. Offer to quote these gay friends anonymously, to protect their privacy/stupid-
ity, but tell the homophobe that you will need to verify the existence of her gay friends because
you’re a journalist, not a stenographer. You’ll either catch the homophobe in a very revealing lie
— what does it tell us about this moment in the struggle for LBGT equality that even bigots like
Rick and Elizabeth Santorum perceive a political risk in being perceived as homophobic? — or land
a fascinating interview with a crazy-ass faggot.
I’ve been a loyal reader for half my life. Today, a friend and I got into a debate about you. My
friend says your campaign to redefine “santorum” flies in the face of your anti-bullying “It Gets
Better” campaign. Would you please address this issue?
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Dan Savage is one sick, pathetic excuse for a human being. Truly a sad piece of sh*t. Especially
trying to “insert himself” — pun intended — into the GOP presidential race.
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First, GP, the campaign is over: Santorum has been redefined.
Second, taking the piss out of a middle-aged bigot who has repeatedly and viciously attacked
a tiny minority for personal and political gain — a man surrounded by people who support him
personally, politically, and financially — is not the moral equivalent of beating the shit out of a
vulnerable and isolated 13-year-old queer kid in rural Texas who is a member of the tiny minority
that this powerful bigot has repeatedly and viciously attacked.
Third, circling back to Elizabeth Santorum’s blowjob on HuffPo: “[Elizabeth] is aware of her
father’s so-called ‘Google problem,’ part of a campaign by columnist Dan Savage … ‘That just
makes me sad. It’s disappointing that people can be that mean,’ she said.”
I’m sorry for giving you a sad, Elizabeth. You know what gave me a sad? Reading about
Janice Langbehn and Lisa Pond. The women, together 18 years, were vacationing in Florida in
2007 with three of their four children when Pond suffered an aneurysm. Langbehn and the chil-
dren were barred from Pond’s room when they arrived at the hospital. A social worker informed
Langbehn — who was distraught — that she wouldn’t be able to see her wife because they were in
an “anti-gay city and state.”
Lisa Pond was not a “policy thing,” Elizabeth. She was a human being. And her wife and
children were prevented from saying good-bye to her because people who agree with you and
your father — people who doubtless felt empowered to act on their bigotry thanks to high-profile
bigots like you and your father — persecuted them as Pond lay dying.
By being so mean as to oppose legal protections for gay and lesbian families, Elizabeth, you
and your father are trying to make sure that other families headed by same-sex couples will suf-
fer as Langbehn, Pond, and their children were made to suffer.
It is disappointing how mean some people can be, Elizabeth, it really is.
Time to follow through on your threat to redefine “rick,” Dan.
Matt Via Twitter
Already done: To “rick” is to remove something with your tongue — the “r” from “remove,” the
“ick” from “lick” — which makes “rick santorum” the most disgusting two-word sentence in the
English language after “vote Republican.”
Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage.
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