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AT THE BEACH
JEDI POTATO ENTHUSIAST
I run on the beach (weather per-
mitting!) and practice yoga.
Singer, songwriter, percussionist,
dancer. Seals at sunset, travel
and hot springs. The natural
world always calls me to return.
yaquinalady, 60, ☎, g ,
#104199
Pool, music, drinks, drugs (not
the fucked up ones, mind you), a
fine dowdy doo. Whatever’s
clever, just wanna have a little
fun, while in the Eug, yeah? Mic
check. etphonehome, 34,
g , #106796
WHAT A DORK!
I don’t quite know what I want to
do with my life, but whatever I
decide on I’d like a friend or two
along
for
the
ride.
Dudemeister, 23, g ,
#106679
PETITE JAPANESE LADY
with Masterís seeks kind-hearted
man who loves cooking for
friendship based on integrity
and mutual respect. Letís dis-
cuss food for thought and soul.
(No facial hair, smoking, tats, or
piercings.). WildRose, 46, g ,
#106810
ADVENTUROUS COUNTRY
BEAUTY
I am a cowgirl but enjoy the
social life of the city. I’m looking
for a compassionate, down to
earth and fun guy. rebelious-
cowgirl, 22, g , #103016
NATURE LOVING AQUARIAN
never married, want kids, love
the outdoors - walking, camping,
gardening, OCF Traffic, photogra-
phy, hard worker, travel, like
pets, family and friends impor-
tant, comedies over dramas,
cooking, music, beer, laughter.
Kimmo, 41, g , #106776
GAY FRIENDLY
SOCIALLY ADEPT GIVER
I fear I may give up on finding
someone that loves me 4 me.
Good and bad I have nothing 2
hide. What u see is what u get.
iamhope, 44, #106821
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
HAPPY, VERSITLIE,
ENERGETIC
Looking for some 2 spend time
with on a regular basis that will
not complaine all the time that I
work 7 days a week. Rain, 48,
g , #106713
SINGLE, HM, 37.
SLOB NEEDS MAID
CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN.
Looking for females to hang out
with. Age, race, not important.
Couples are welcome. 541-404-
6487
I am artistic but can’t draw a
stick figure. I am into wood and
metal working and cars. I can
build or fix most things! I am
thoughtful and considerate.
shadowyfigr, 45, g ,
#106803
I’m a budding academic who is
really disinterested in the pro-
fession. I’m also an astrologer.
And agnostic. And funny. And
sour. And sharp. And soft.
Confused? It’s simple, really.
thethinker, 22, #105442
SWEET HEART MAN
I am a fun down to earth fun guy
set for life ready to spoil the
right girl for ever in life , A long
term fun sexy relationship,.
g ,
Terrenceb,
36,
#106838
IMAGINATIVE OBSERVER
CREATIVE, SPUNKY, DESERV-
ING.
Looking for my man. Finding only
impostors. Not giving up yet.
You’re handsome, funny, kind,
simple. Dog owner? Want to cook
for you, look into your eyes.
Please find me! dragongirl,
39, ☎, g , #106715
51 year old gwm looking for
younger friends to hang out
with. Have pics on my phone.
tazzer, 52, ☎, #106662
LIKES BEING OUTDOORS
Time to follow up on a New Year’s
Resolution - I need to get out
more! I’m looking for an out-
doors-active person who also
enjoys movies, dining out, and
travel. ohcanada, 57, g ,
#106851
Introspective, geeky, inclined to
bouts of wit and creativity, pre-
fer indoors activities. Slender
build, a bit scruffy sometimes.
Looking for a down-to-earth,
warm hearted partner with a lit-
tle patience. Krokus, 31, g ,
#105584
0CCASIONALLY REBELLIOUS
GUY
I am hoping to meet a sweet,
generous, smiling, attractive and
enthusiastic woman to share the
times and adventures of each
other’s lives, to be occasional
partners in crime. username,
56, g , #106816
PLEASANT, BEARDED,
COLLOQUIAL
Hey there erryone Into music of
all kinds, riding bicycles, appre-
ciation of life, art, and all things
lovely. Don’t be shy and feel free
to send me a hello. jram-
ble86, 25, g , #106784
FLY FISHING ROMANTIC
“Men with insight, men in gran-
ite. Knights in armor bent on,
chivalry.” -Van Morrison That’s
pretty much my mission state-
ment. Let’s hang, and I’ll prove it.
Seeking friend, maybe more.
g ,
Keystoner,
30,
#106774
I am looking for a relationship or
a friend to hang out and talk. I
am a indoor and outdoor person.
Hit me up if you are interested.
Btw, I,Asian guy! lersack, 21,
#106820
AWKWARDLY CHARMING,
AWARE
Student, musician, morning per-
son, lover of cycling and vegan
cooking/baking. Looking for a
fella who is smart, active, fit,
health-conscious, and cute.
Popugai, 24, g , #106759
CUTE AN SINGLE
looking for love in all the wrong
plases. christopher85, 26,
#105945
GET TESTED WME
Have you been tested? are you
interested in knowing about ur
HIV status? msg me and hope-
fully we can get u connected to
free, 20 minute testing (no
blood)~. sepositivequeer,
25, g , #106853
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
28, g , #106421
you: hot red dress, curly hair,
were you reading raskolnikov’s
disorder? me: tall, pinstriped,
louche in white T. wanted to talk
but was too shy. coffee or cara-
mels? When: Sunday,
December 18, 2011.
Where: Sweetlife. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902332
BEAUTIFUL LITERATE BOMB-
SHELL
you: black hair, sexy red dress,
were you reading raskolnikov’s
disorder? me: tall louche type in
pinstripes and tee. wanted to
talk but lost my nerve. coffee?
sex? When:
Sunday,
December 18, 2011.
Where: Theo’s Coffee
House. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902331
PAUL
ASHLEY
CARING, CONSIDERATE,OPEN-
MINED
BEAUTIFUL LITERATE
BLONDE
Izakaya Meiji 12/25. We shared
the line for a table. I recom-
mended Laphraoig whisky. Such
a pleasure talking with you, I
would love to talk with you again.
When:
Sunday,
December 25, 2011.
Where: Izakaya Meiji
Company. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902334
Passed you at 5th St. Market.
You don’t want to be married and
think I’m beautiful. Phone num-
ber didn’t work. Please try again.
Often there on Wed. around 1:20.
When:
Wednesday,
November 30, 2011.
Where: 5th St. Market.
You: Man. Me: Woman. ☎
#902330
SEAN PONDER
I thought about it. Wink. When:
Sunday, December 18,
2011. Where: Lucky’s.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902329
UNICORNS
REMEMBER YOUR KISS
On my way in the sardine can
over the ocean. Never stop lov-
ing me the way you do, ‘kay? Jeg
elsker dig! Jon and Carol ain’t
got nothin on this When:
Monday, December 26,
2011. Where: 2 days.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902333
We met had a few at Sonny’s my
friend was into you but you liked
me I gave my number you gave
me a kiss and address. Call me
When: Friday, December
2, 2011. Where: Sonny’s
tavern Springfield. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902328
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): In North America, a farmer who grows
wheat gets only 5 percent of the money earned by selling a loaf of
bread made from his crop. When my band recorded an album for MCA,
our contract called for us to receive just 7 percent of the net profi ts. I
encourage you to push for a much bigger share than that for the work
you do in 2012. It will be an excellent time to raise the levels of respect
you have for your own gifts, skills, and products — and to ask for that
increased respect, as well.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For much of the 19th century, alumi-
num was regarded as a precious metal more valuable than gold. It was
even used for the capstone of the Washington Monument, dedicated
in 1884. The reason for this curiosity? Until the 1890s, it was diffi cult
and expensive to extract aluminum from its ore. Then a new technol-
ogy was developed that made the process very cheap. In 2012, Taurus,
I’m predicting a metaphorically similar progression in your own life. A
goodie or an asset will become more freely available to you because
of your increased ability to separate it from the slag it’s mixed with.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The coming year will be a good time
for you to consider investigating the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
Monster. Devotees of this religion call themselves Pastafarians. Their
main dogma is the wisdom of rejecting all dogma. Having such a light-
hearted approach to spiritual matters would be quite healthy for you
to experiment with. For extra credit, you could draw inspiration from
a church member named Niko Alm. He convinced authorities to allow
him to wear a pasta strainer on his head for his driver’s license photo.
Having a jaunty approach to offi cial requirements and formal necessi-
ties will also serve you well.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life is an am-
bitious work that deviates from formulaic approaches to fi lm-making.
Some observers hated its experimental invocation of big ideas, while
others approved. New York Times critic A.O. Scott compared the
movie to Herman Melville’s Moby Dick, one of America’s great works
of literature. Here’s what Scott wrote: “Mr. Malick might have been
well advised to leave out the dinosaurs and the trip to the afterlife
and given us a delicate chronicle of a young man’s struggle with his
father and himself. And perhaps Melville should have suppressed his
philosophizing impulses and written a lively tale of a whaling voyage.”
Using this as a template, Cancerian, I urge you to treat 2012 as a time
when you will be like Melville and Malick in your chosen fi eld. Trust
your daring, expansive vision.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): I love the way they celebrate the New Year
in Stonehaven, Scotland. A procession of revelers swings big fl aming
baskets around on the ends of long chains. I recommend that you
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carry out a comparable ritual as you barge into 2012, Leo. Symbolical-
ly speaking, it would set the perfect tone. The coming months should
be a kind of extended fi re festival for you — a time when you faithfully
stoke the blaze in your belly, the radiance in your eyes, and the bril-
liance in your heart. Are you ready to bring all the heat and light you
can to the next phase of your master plan? I hope so. Burn, baby, burn.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Historian David McCullough wrote
The Greater Journey, a book telling the stories of ambitious young
American artists who relocated to Paris between 1830 and 1900. They
had to move away because their home country had no museums or
art schools at that time. You Virgos may want to consider seeking a
similar enlargement of your possibilities in the coming months. As you
seek out the resources that will help you follow your dreams, be pre-
pared to look beyond what you already know and what’s immediately
available.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Professional basketball player Ron Art-
est petitioned the court to let him change his name to “Metta World
Peace.” “Metta” is a Buddhist term that signifi es loving-kindness and
benevolence. When the new moniker fi nally became offi cial, Metta
World Peace sealed a radical shift away from his old way of doing
things, symbolized by the time he leaped into the stands in the middle
of a game to punch a fan in the head. The coming months will be
an excellent time for you Libras to initiate a rite of passage that will
expedite an equally dramatic transformation.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Many of the questions we had as
children never got resolved or answered to our satisfaction. They still
remain marinating in the back of our minds. Meanwhile, fresh queries
keep welling up within us as the years go by. After a while, we’ve got
a huge collection of enigmas, riddles, and conundrums. Some of us
regard this as a tangled problem that weighs us down, while others
see it as a sparkly delight that keeps making life more and more
interesting. Where do you stand on the issue, Scorpio? If you’re in the
latter group, you will be fully open to the experiences that will be fl ow-
ing your way in 2012. And that means you will be blessed with a host
of sumptuous and catalytic new questions.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The fi rst half of 2012 will be an
excellent time to for you to exorcize any prejudices you might be har-
boring toward anyone who lives or thinks differently from you. You’ll be
able to see your own irrational biases with exceptional clarity, and are
also likely to have exceptional success at scouring yourself free of them.
This will give you access to new reserves of psychic energy you didn’t
even realize you were shut off from. (P.S. I’m not saying you possess
more intolerance or narrow-mindedness than any of the rest of us. It’s
just that this is your time to deal brilliantly with your share of it.)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In Botticelli’s painting The Birth of
Venus, the goddess of beauty and love is shown arriving on dry land
for the fi rst time after having been born in the ocean. Naked, she is
trying to cover her private parts with her hand and thigh-length hair.
Her attendant, a fully clothed nymph, is bringing a cloak to cover her
up. Analyzing this scene, art critic Sister Wendy suggests it’s actually
quite sad. It symbolizes the fact that since we humans can’t bear the
confrontation with sublime beauty, we must always keep it partly
hidden. Your assignment in the coming year, Capricorn, is to overcome
this inhibition. I invite you to retrain yourself so that you can thrive in
the presence of intense, amazing, and transformative beauty.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The coming months will be an
excellent time to take an inventory of your life to determine whether
there are any ways in which you act like a slave. Do you fi nd it hard to
defeat an addiction that saps your energy and weakens your ability
to live the life you want? Are there institutions that you help sustain
even though they cause harm to you and others? Is it hard for you to
change or end your relationships with people who are no damn good
for you? Are you trapped in a role or behavior that is at odds with
your high ideals? Discover what these oppressors are, Aquarius — and
then summon all your intelligence and willpower to escape them.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): California engineer Ron Patrick put a
jet engine in his silver VW Beetle. Now he’s got a 1,450-horsepower
vehicle — but it’s not legal for him to drive on public highways. In the
coming year, Pisces, I suspect you’ll be tempted to try something
similar: Create a dynamic tool with a modest appearance or a turbo-
charged source of energy in a deceptively small package. But if you
do, please make sure that you can actually use it to improve your
ability to get around and make your life better.
HOMEWORK : To check out Part One of my three-part audio fore-
casts of your destiny in 2012, go to http://bit.ly/BigPicture2012.
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