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Looking for someone to spend
time with.I like renting movies
and getting takeout.Going to
voodoo donuts at 4am. Road
trips to the coast.Laying in the
backyard,looking at the stars.
g ,
BakerGal,
18,
#106686
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Born barefoot but learned how
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BORNBAREFOOT, 24,
#106459
SO WE’RE CLEAR
dude trying to broaden social
horizons and meet psychologi-
cally stable, optimistic women
for coffee and shit. I am an
astonishing specimen of manly
beauty. Nonsmokers, please.
autodidactic, 35, g ,
#105838
UNASSUMINGLY AWESOME
i have a thing to finish, looking
for the guy who might want to
go with me to south america for
a few months to finish it with me.
greeneyedwonder, 50, g ,
#106574
HONEST, SIMPLE, CONFIDENT.
I am 20 getting ready to go to job
corp. I am looking for a friend-
ship maybe more =) I like tattoo
and piercings. Mookya, 20,
g , #106652
ADVENTUROUS AND SHY
QUIRKY SILLY SCIENCE
I’m a work hard play hard kinda
guy. Looking for someone who
will accept me and not force
change on me. DoubleJ, 33,
g , #106651
INTELLIGENT, CURVY, FUN
FUNNY FREE-SPIRITED
SMARTGUY
My hobbies include: listening to
music, reading literature, read-
ing about science, laughing,
walking, biking, hiking, and
describing myself in little boxes.
New to the area, let’s hang out!
g ,
MrJHBH,
25,
#106584
HEAVILY TATTOOED, MELLOW.
I’m a Fun-Loving gal with a great
wit and intelligence. I want an
open line of communication. To
be able to “Be Ourselves” with-
ought being swayed by conflict-
ing emotions. ta2lisa, 45, g ,
#106615
SWEET, SOUL-MATE SEEKING
Cute 20 year old Mindset of a
25- 30 year old. I’ve lived life to
the fullest and seek adventures
every day. Wants companion to
love and share life with.
Beautiful_Blue, 20, g ,
#106602
(Charges may apply)
57-Petite, educated, passionate,
reserved, sexy, HWP desiring
shared joy. need a dancer, read-
er, interested in travel, acquaint-
ed with inner Light grounded
here and now. 47-64. will give
same. NS/ND. hereiam, 57,
#105618
DOWN TO EARTH
In thirty words or less I am look-
ing for a man who is between the
ages of 22-29. Message me for
more info. as70610, 24, g ,
#106631
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It’s always difficult to describe
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adventurous and looking to
enjoy life with someone beauti-
ful. Anyone out there who is
beautiful? Twila, 40, g ,
#106629
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
KATERI
Moved from PA. I love loving and
being with people. learning, for-
ests, art, music, discovering,
sustainability. I want open rela-
tionships. I’m bi. Would Love a
GirlFriend. sleepingwbooks,
21, g , #105401
AMAZING CREATIVE FUNKY!
I like to go out. I like to dance
and sing and play guitar. I love to
people watch. I’m looking for
someone who wants the same.
Friend or Lover. Koffykiller,
22, ☎, g , #106685
INTELLIGENT, ARTISTIC,
FUNNY
Looking for dating or longer
relationship with with similarly
minded woman-liberal, musical
(able to play an instrument a
plus, independent, likes out-
doors, movies, biking, reading.
tele1, 60, #106683
FREINDLY,HAPPY,OUTGOING,C
OURTEOUS,WILLNG
coooooooooooooool.
tomatao, 50, ☎, g ,
#106681
Nice and funny guy looking for a
someone who is free spirited
and fun. No super hunk but will
always make you laugh smile. i
promise. ProjectIMAYHEM,
19, g , #106647
ARE YOU READY?
Confident, creative man seeks a
sensuous and passionate woman
to celebrate the excitement of
each brand new day. Do you have
an open mind and appetite for
adventure?
Call
me!
BODACIOUSBOY, 64, g ,
#106625
BLUES, INK, LADYS
Hey I am A haed working guy
that likes the blues ,rock and
country music, good food going
to all types of events. looking for
a companion with some ink.
Inklover, 53, g , #106578
HARD TO FIND.
ADVENTUROUS, ENERGETIC,
ENTHUSIASTIC
I’m a good girl, and self pro-
claimed workaholic but I adore
what I do, and I’m fun to be
around and hard to keep up
with... mia56678, 29, g ,
#106682
WHAT A DORK!
I don’t know what I want to do
with my life, but whatever I
decide on I’d like some friends
along for the ride. Seems a good
place to look. Dudemeister,
22, g , #106679
CREATIVE,DARK, FUN.
Mellow guy into music mostly
metal right now. I love good local
food. I’m a coffee junky. really
want to meet a cute down to
earth
creative
woman.
Doomwizard, 40, g ,
#106603
I have recently decided I know
nothing; I love everything. I will
make this life my own.
BreathetheYellow, 20, g ,
#105955
GAY FRIENDLY
CUTE AN SINGLE
i’m 5’10” single and looking for
mister right got one kid from
my bi-days looking for some one
close to home must be clean
honest and faithful. christo-
pher85, 26, #105945
51 year old gwm looking for
younger friends to hang out
with. Have pics on my phone.
tazzer, 51, ☎, #106662
I am hoping to meet someone
who will understand my sched-
ule and need for independence. I
am a respectful, laid back person
who understands most situa-
tions. References provided upon
request. aymee727, 41, g ,
#105753
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 48,
g , #105513
ETERNAL STUDENT
There are so many things I want
to do in life, and I’m learning now
to start chasing dreams rather
than simply sit stunned at all the
possibilities. TheJester, 21,
g , #105279
THINKING ABOUT LIFE
Hello S_, It’s Jim. You have been
thinking about life. I regret leav-
ing you at the bike rack like that.
I want to hear what you’ve been
thinking. When: Monday,
October 10, 2011. Where:
Corvallis Freddy’s Bike
Rack. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902270
SWEET SWEET IMPASS
Thanks as always. It’s nice to
know the man I adore has me on
his mind, some of the time.
When: Saturday, October
8, 2011. Where: my Box
Seats at the Eugene
Public Circus. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902269
LUST AT LSAT
Didn’t look like we had much of a
chance passing the LSAT when
we both got in line for the wrong
test. I inferred you may be my
soul mate. When: Saturday,
October 1, 2011. Where:
McKenzie Hall. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902268
LIQUOR STORE BLONDE
You work there. Andrea is it?
Sooo beautiful you are, with sexy
eyes. Wish I was single & not so
shy. When: Saturday,
October 1, 2011. Where:
Springfield-West Liquor
Store. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902267
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Free Will Astrology
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): If it’s at all possible, Aries, don’t hang
around boring people this week. Seek out the company of adventurers
who keep you guessing and unruly talkers who incite your imagination
and mystery-lovers who are always on the lookout for new learning
experiences. For that matter, treat yourself to especially interesting
food, perceptions, and sensations. Take new and different routes to
familiar hotspots. Even better, fi nd fresh hotspots. Cultivating novelty
is your mandate right now. Outgrowing your habits would be wise, fun,
and cool. Changing your mind is a luxury you need and deserve.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): “My grandfather always said that
living is like licking honey off a thorn,” wrote the Slovenian American
author Louis Adamic. That’s true enough. Here’s the thing, though:
If you manage to get a smooth thorn without any prickles (like on
certain hawthorn trees), the only risk is when you’re licking the honey
close to the sharp end. Otherwise, as your tongue makes its way up
the sleek surface of the rest of the thorn, you’re fi ne -- no cuts, no
pain. According to my analysis, Taurus, you have just fi nished your
close encounter with the sharp point of a smooth thorn. Now the
going will be easier.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): On the front of every British passport is
an image that includes a chained unicorn standing up on its two hind
legs. It’s a central feature of the coat of arms of the United Kingdom.
I would love to see you do something as wacky as that in the coming
week, Gemini -- you know, bring elements of fantasy and myth and
imagination into some offi cial setting. It would, I believe, put you in
sweet alignment with current cosmic rhythms. (P.S. If you decide to
invoke the archetype of the unicorn, unchain it.)
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’ve come across two defi nitions of the
slang term “cameling up.” One source says it means fi lling yourself with
thirst-quenching liquid before heading out to a hot place on a hot day. A
second source says it means stuffi ng yourself with a giant meal before
going out on a binge of drinking alcohol, because it allows you to get
drunk more slowly. For your purposes, Cancerian, I’m proposing a third,
more metaphorical nuance to “cameling up.” Before embarking on a
big project to upgrade your self-expression -- quite possibly heroic and
courageous -- I suggest you camel up by soaking in an abundance of
love and support from people whose nurturing you savor.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I love Adele’s voice. The mega-famous British
pop singer has a moving, virtuoso instrument -- technically perfect,
intriguingly soulful, capable of expressing a range of deep emotion,
strong in both her high and low registers. And yet there’s not a
single song she does that I fi nd interesting. The lyrics are clichéd or
immature, the melodies are mostly uninspired, and the arrangements
are standard fare. Does what I’m describing remind you of anything in
your own life, Leo? A situation you half-love and are half-bored by? An
34 OCTOBER 13, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
experience that is so good in some ways and so blah in other ways?
If so, what can you do about it? You may be able to improve things if
you act soon.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “The artist’s job is not to succumb
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There’s a good chance that you will soon
fi nd something you lost a while back. It may even be the case that you
will recover an asset you squandered or you’ll revive a dream that was
left for dead. To what do you owe the pleasure of this blessing? Here’s
what I think: The universe is rewarding you for the good work you’ve
done lately on taking better care of what’s important to you. You’re
going to be shown how much grace is available when you live your life
in rapt alignment with your deepest, truest values.
to despair, but to fi nd an antidote to the emptiness of existence.” So
says the Gertrude Stein character in Woody Allen’s fi lm Midnight in
Paris. As an aspiring master of crafty optimism myself, I don’t buy
the notion that existence is inherently empty. I do, however, wish that
more artists would be motivated by the desire to create cures for the
collective malaise that has haunted every historical era, including
ours. In alignment with your current astrological omens, I invite you to
take up this noble task yourself in the coming weeks, whether or not
you’re an artist. You now have much more than your usual power to
inspire and animate others.
LIBRA
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The world-famous whiskey known as
VIRGO
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Chris Richards wrote a story in the
Washington Post in which he complained about the surplus of
unimaginative band names. At this year’s SXSW music festival in
Austin, he counted six different bands that used “Bear” and two
with “Panda.” Seven bands had “Gold,” including Golden Bear.
Marshmallow Ghosts was one of seven bands with “Ghost” in their
names. You’re in a phase of your life when it’s especially important
not to be a slave of the trends, Libra -- a time when it’s crucial to your
well-being to come up with original language, unique descriptions, and
fresh approaches. So what would your band’s name be? (tinyurl.com/
BadNamesForBands)
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’ve got to cry one more tear before
the pungent comedy will deliver its ultimate lesson and leave you in
peace. You’ve got to make one further promise to yourself before
you will be released from the twilight area where pain and pleasure
became so tangled. You’ve got to navigate your way through one more
small surrender before you will be cleared to hunt down your rebirth
in earnest. But meanwhile, the catharses and epiphanies just keep on
erupting. You’re growing more soulful and less subject to people’s
delusions by the minute. Your rather unconventional attempts at
healing are working -- maybe not as rapidly as you’d like, but still, they
are working.
Jack Daniel’s is produced in Moore County, Tennessee, which prohibits
the sale of alcohol in stores and restaurants. So you can’t get a drink of
the stuff in the place where it’s made. I suspect there’s a comparable
situation going on in your life, Aquarius. Maybe something you’re good
at isn’t appreciated by those around you. Maybe a message you’re
broadcasting or a gift you’re offering gets more attention at a distance
than it does up close. Is there anything you can do about that? The
coming weeks would be a good time to try.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): Once you drive your car into Norway’s
Laerdal Tunnel, you’re in for a long haul through the murk. The light at
the end doesn’t start appearing until you’ve traveled almost 14 miles.
Using this as a metaphor for your life in the here and now, I estimate
that you’re at about the 12-mile mark. Keep the faith, Pisces. It’s a
straight shot from here. Can you think of any cheerful tunes you could
sing at the top of your lungs?
HOMEWORK:
Test this hypothesis: The answer to a pressing
question will come within 72 hours after you do a ritual in which you
ask for clarity.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Most people who profess
a deep love of the Bible have never actually read the book,” says
religious writer Rami Shapiro. If they did, they’d know that Satan is
not implicated as the tempter of Adam and Eve. There’s no mention of
three wise men coming to see baby Jesus, nor of a whale swallowing
Jonah. Homilies like “This too shall pass” and “God helps those who
help themselves” never appear in the scriptures. And contrary to the
Ayn Rand-style self-reliance that evangelicals think is a central theme
of their holy book, the Bible’s predominant message is that goodness
is measured by what one does for others. I bring this up as a teaching
about how not to proceed in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. You
really do need to know a lot about the texts and ideas and people and
situations upon which you base your life. (tinyurl.com/BibleFog)
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