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TRUE PISCES
CHILD-FREE ATHEIST
FRED MEYER FLIRT
paleolithic
goddess,true
Pisces,foot in both worlds,
smart,practical, esoteric, cre-
ative, sensuous, funny, prefer
good conversation & coffee,
dreamer& doer, seeking man for
good times, not commitment,
work in progress. paleolithic-
goddess, 62, #106418
29, married, no kids. Would like to
find some cool girls to go out
with, without worrying about
babysitters. I can hang with any-
one, but not into sports or reli-
gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g ,
#106120
We joked about our parents and
how we could blame them for
lots of things, including how we
liked our ham sliced. Please tell
me you’re single! When:
Thursday, August 18,
2011. Where: W 11th Fred
Meyer Deli. You: Man.
Me: Woman. ☎ #902204
FIT, FUN, HAPPY
FRED MEYER DELI
DWF, fit, active, attractive, nice
butt, nice eyes, liberal. I like
nature, camping, dancing, music,
reading, cooking. I’m sophisti-
cated yet easygoing. Humor, loy-
ality, and kindness make me
happy. Passionlove, 54, g ,
#106537
READY TO LEARN
I am ready to change the course
of my life. I want to learn differ-
ent things and hear what people
have to say. fufuberry, 27,
g , #106531
ADVENTURESOME THINKER
A playful spirit who enjoys wit &
laughter along with adventure.
Looking for smart conversation,
digs music, movies, the splendid
outdoors (hiking & biking) with a
spiritual side. Something differ-
ent..
whirl000,
35,
#106517
HEALTHY NATURE LADY
WANTS PASSION
I have lots of activities. I love to
have fun, dance, be healthy, be
passionate and want to play with
a girl! I am really hot and sexy!
g ,
Sunshine,
24,
#106509
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I am a cute and sweet lady. I like
being outside and traveling and
exploring new places. Looking
for fairly healthy, financially sta-
ble man for friendship and pos-
sibly more. myrrhsea, 55,
#106510
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
38 POLY FEMALE
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
38 Poly female. Sexy. funny, and
loud ( when excited). ISO open,
educated, and emotionally avail-
able man for dating and such. Be
honest, respectful, cute, and ggg.
mygirljulie, 38, g ,
#106503
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
adventures.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
FREE THINKER?
I WANT TO HELP MAKE CHANGE IN
THE WORLD (i.e.) (ZEITGEIST
MOVEMENT) AND I WOULD LIKE TO
FIND SOMEONE WITH LIKE MIND.
YOU CAN CONTACT ME.
RAINMANK, 19, g ,
#106536
ENTWINED IN LIFE
I’m a pisces, and I’m a pretty
abstract kind of dude. My heads
usually in the clouds, trying to
find the answer to the question,
“Why?”. mwilliams5446,
18, g , #106529
JOYFUL INTELLIGENT
ATTRACTIVE
Author, Healer, Teacher Protector
and Curator of Neolithic Healing
tools. In college at 60, love to
sing, see adventure and amaze-
ment around every corner look-
ing for dating and sensual com-
panionship. redtailhawk, 60,
g , #101349
Free Will Astrology
ARIES
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Dear Astrologer: My life is stagnant
and slow. It suffers bone-deep from a lack of changes, good or bad or
in between. Why has my karma been deprived of all motion? Why must
I go on frozen in such eerie peace and quiet? I seek your help. Can you
cast a spell for me so that I will be happily disrupted and agitated?
Will you predict my sorry state of stillness to be ended soon? — Arvind
Agnimuka, Taurus from Darjeeling. Dear Arvind: Funny you should ask.
According to my analysis, members of the Taurus tribe are about to
be roused out of their plodding rhythm by a bolt of cosmic mojo. Get
ready to rumble — and I mean that in the best sense of the word.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): I found this unusual classifi ed ad in a
small California newspaper. “Wanted: Someone to travel backwards
in time with me. This is not a joke. You must be unafraid to see the
person you used to be, and you’ve got to keep a wide-open mind about
the past — I mean more wide-open than you have ever been able to.
I have made this trip twice before, and I don’t expect any danger, but
there may be a bit of a mess. Please bring your own ‘cleaning imple-
ments,’ if you know what I mean.” As crazy as it sounds, Gemini, I’m
thinking you’d be the right person for this gig. The astrological omens
suggest you’ll be doing something similar to it anyway.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Of your fi ve senses, which is the most
underdeveloped? If you’re a typical Westerner, it’s your sense of
smell. You just don’t use it with the same level of acuity and interest
you have when you’re seeing, hearing, tasting and touching. You may
speak excitedly about an image you saw or song you heard or food
you ate or massage you experienced — what they were like, how they
made you feel — but you rarely do that with odors. You easily tolerate
an ugly building or loud traffi c noise or mediocre food or itchy fabric,
and yet you feel a deep aversion to an unappealing smell. Having said
that, I want you to know it’s an excellent time to upgrade your olfac-
tory involvement with the world. You’d benefi t greatly from the emo-
tional enrichment that would come from cultivating a more conscious
relationship with aromas.
(July 23-Aug. 22): “Enlightenment is simply this,” said the Zen
master. “When I walk, I walk. When I eat, I eat. When I sleep, I sleep.”
If that’s true, Leo, you now have an excellent chance to achieve at
34 AUGUST 25, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
I enjoy being around friends,
being active and outdoors,
whether riding a bike, running or
even hiking and go to as many U
of O sporting events as I can.
cribb_nutt, 56, #101191
6’2, Blond, blue eyes, Germanic,
Irish, British and Spanish decent,
taking the term off to find work
(Hahaha!... it’ll be a while). Moved
out, made friends, living the life.
g ,
NotCobain,
21,
#106398
I’m am looking for someone to
find new experiences with and
share my ideas with. Someone
new to have fun with. medi-
afreak, 41, g , #101794
EASY ON EYES
Looking for a friend,a lover,a
companion,an equal. To build a
lasting relationship with
Fun,Love, support,and open com-
munications.To grow old in each
others warm embrace,and to
gaze into those eyes. F9asW9,
52, g , #106499
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
ART MUSIC FOOD
Acrylic KungFu-flicks RattleCan
RemoHeads VicFirths spoken-
word-samples ambient-hum
culinary-adventures camping
retro-furniture thrifting bike-rid-
ing skateboarding tweak’n-
knobs blending-colors cutting-
stencils learning-new-tech-
niques Zombie-flicks. Knudt,
37, ☎, g , #106484
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
WOW
SINGLE, LONELY, BORED...
Born barefoot but learned how
to walk in heels... everyone
needs more friends in this town,
i think ive met everyone that i
want to know... prove me wrong.
BORNBAREFOOT, 24,
#106459
I need a girlfriend. If you like the
way I look and contact me then
I’ll give you my self description.
g ,
StevenW,
27,
#106480
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
27, g , #106421
NEED A FRIEND
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
The lad loitering at the desk cal-
endar with the two bands pen-
ciled in on the same day,We
picked up all the promotionals
from the print shop together.
Remember?
Wh e n :
Wednesday, October 6,
2010. Where: Creswell.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902209
TASKMASTER AND EVILGRIN
We met at a party upriver. When
you agreed to a wake boarding
date, I knew it was on.Now 7
years later, I guess you had me
at Boobie Pillow.... When:
Friday, July 22, 2011.
Where: Smith Reservoir.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902208
BIGRED BURBAN MAN
You promised me an old school
duck for my truck window. I miss
seeing you, your the highlight of
my day. Don’t give up on me
babe.Take me out ;) When:
Sunday, August 21,
2011. Where: W.11. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902207
DUCK STOP DOLL
the hipster lass behind the coun-
ter, slinging cigarettes and beer.
still manage to make a smile
creep across my face when i see
ya. hope your well When:
Friday, August 19, 2011.
Where: glenwood duck
stop. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902205
THE DIRTY GOAT
Just in case he doesn’t get it,
Even if you don’t catch it, A
unique, Never before seen
Message for a one of a kind
mama When:
Friday,
August 19, 2011. Where:
Everywhere.
You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902202
RETURNED MY WALLET.
To the nice man that returned
my wallet Thursday, thank you
very much! I presumed it lost
forever, I only hope I can return
the favor someday. Thank you!
When:
Wednesday,
August 17, 2011. Where:
Country Club overpass
to VRC.. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902201
CRYSTAL
We met while you were taking a
break from helping your mother.
Can we meet again? When: Aug
20th. Where: 13th Ave DQ. You:
woman, Me: Man. CALL ME AT
541-343-0340.
TWEAKERS WHO
TOOK MY BIKE.
YOU WERE DEFEATED BY THE
CRUSADING JOURNALIST AND
PHOTOG WHO GOT MY RIDE BACK.
THANKS FOR THE FEATHERS.
BY ROB BREZSNY
(March 21-April 19): I predict that in the coming weeks, you
will be able to extract an unexpected perk or benefi t from one of your
less glamorous responsibilities. I also predict that you will decide not
to ram headfi rst into an obstacle and try to batter it until it crumbles.
Instead, you’ll dream up a roundabout approach that will turn out to
be more effective at eliminating the obstacle. Finally, I predict that
these departures from habit will show you precious secrets about how
to escape more of your own negative conditioning in the future.
LEO
GRUNGE MUFFIN.
SOMETHING NEW
VINTAGE SIMPLICITY
I’m back in town for the sumer
and I’m looking for a girl to
spend some time with. I love
biking, singing, climbing trees,
and making a fool of myself.
Capillarybeauty,
20,
#106339
BOMBED QUAD &DRAINO
ENJOY LIFE
You joked about our parents and
how we could blame them for a
lot of things, including how we
liked our ham sliced. Tell me
you’re single, please! When:
Thursday, August 18,
2011. Where: W 11th Fred
Meyer Deli. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902203
least temporary enlightenment. The universe is virtually conspiring
to maneuver you into situations where you can be utterly united with
whatever you are doing in the present moment. You’ll be less tempted
than usual to let your mind wander away from the experience at hand,
but will instead relish the opportunity to commit yourself completely
to the scene that’s right in front of you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In August 2009, 120 scientists and their
helpers staged a BioBlitz in Yellowstone National Park. Their goal was
to fi nd as many new species as they could in one day. To their surprise
and delight, they located more than 1,200, including beetles, worms,
lichens, and fungi that had never before been identifi ed. An equally
fertile phase of discovery could very well be imminent for you, Virgo.
All you have to do is make that your intention, then become super
extra double-wildly receptive.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Two dangers threaten the universe:
order and disorder,” said poet Paul Valery. I think that’s especially true
for you right now, although the “danger” in question is psychological
in nature, not physical, and it’s a relatively manageable hazard that
you shouldn’t stay up all night worrying about. Still, the looming chal-
lenge to your poise is something that requires you to activate your
deeper intelligence. You really do need to fi gure out how to weave
a middle way between the extremes of seeking too much order and
allowing too much disorder. What would Goldilocks do?
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Readers of Reddit.com were asked to
describe their lives in just six words. It would be a good time for you to
try this exercise. You’ve reached a juncture in your unfolding destiny
when you could benefi t from a review that pithily sums up where
you’ve been up until now, and where you’ve got to go next. To inspire
your work, here are some of the most interesting from Reddit: 1.
Early opportunities wasted, now attempting redemption. 2. Searching
tirelessly for that one thing. 3. Living my dream requires modify-
ing dream. 4. Must not turn into my mom. 5. Insane ambition meets
debilitating self-doubt. 6. Do you want to have sex? 7. Slowly getting
the hang of it. 8. These pretzels are making me thirsty.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In his older years, after stead-
fastly cultivating his vices with the care of a connoisseur, the agnostic
actor W. C. Fields was caught reading the Bible by an old friend. Ques-
tioned at this departure from his usual behavior, Fields said he was
“looking for loopholes.” I suspect a comparable shift may be in the
offi ng for you, Capricorn. In your case, you may be drawn to a source
you’ve perpetually ignored or dismissed, or suddenly interested in a
subject you’ve long considered to be irrelevant. I say, good for you.
It’s an excellent time to practice opening your mind in any number of
ways.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I watched a Youtube video that
showed eight people competing in a weird marathon. They ran two
miles, ate 12 doughnuts, then ran another two miles. I hope you don’t
try anything remotely similar to that, Aquarius. If you’re in the mood
for outlandish feats and exotic adventures (which I suspect you might
be), I suggest you try something more life-enhancing, like making love
for an hour, eating an organic gourmet feast, then making love for
another hour. It’s a good time for you to be wild, maybe even extreme,
about getting the healing you need.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the out-of-print book In Portugal,
A.F.G. Bell defi nes the Portuguese word saudade as follows: “a vague
and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot
exist, for something other than the present, a turning towards the past
or towards the future; not an active discontent or poignant sadness,
but an indolent dreaming wistfulness.” In my astrological opinion,
Pisces, it is imperative that you banish as much saudade from your
system as you can. If you want, you can bring it back again later, but
for now, you need to clarify and refi ne your desires for things that are
actually possible. And that requires you to purge the delusional ones.
HOMEWORK : What’s the part of you that you trust the least?
Think up a test whereby that part of you will be challenged to express
maximum integrity. Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Go where the drama is, Sagit-
tarius, but not where the melodrama is. Place yourself in the path of
the most interesting power, but don’t get distracted by displays of
power that are dehumanizing or narcissistic. You are in a phase of
your astrological cycle when you have a mandate to intensify your ex-
citement with life and increase your ability to be deeply engaged with
what attracts you. I urge you to be as brave as you once were when
you conquered a big fear and to be as curious as you were when you
discovered a big secret about who you are. For extra credit, be highly
demonstrative in your expression of what you care about.
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