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BORED IN OREGON:]
CUTHBERTS BEARDED
BABE...
‘Ello:] I moved here from Utah
and can’t find a place to really
chill. I’d like to meet some new
friends and possibly find a rela-
tionship:}. rainbowladybug,
18, g , #106227
Briefly saw you at the Amos Lee
show in the back of the grass,
notebook in hand. You wore a
blue beanie & rolled up khaki
pants. Intrigued. Let’s chat?
When: Sunday, August
14,
2011.
Where:
Cuthbert Amphitheater.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902198
ADVENTURESOME THINKER
A playful spirit who enjoys wit &
laughter along with adventure.
Looking for smart conversation,
digs music, movies, the splendid
outdoors (hiking & biking) with a
spiritual side. Something differ-
ent..
whirl000,
35,
#106517
HEALTHY NATURE LADY
I am a cute and sweet lady. I like
being outside and traveling and
exploring new places. Looking
for fairly healthy, financially sta-
ble man for friendship and pos-
sibly more. myrrhsea, 55,
#106510
38 POLY FEMALE
38 Poly female. Sexy. funny, and
loud ( when excited). ISO open,
educated, and emotionally avail-
able man for dating and such. Be
honest, respectful, cute, and ggg.
mygirljulie, 38, g ,
#106503
TRUE PISCES
paleolithic
goddess,true
Pisces,foot in both worlds,
smart,practical, esoteric, cre-
ative, sensuous, funny, prefer
good conversation & coffee,
dreamer& doer, seeking man for
good times, not commitment,
work in progress. paleolithic-
goddess, 62, #106418
DESCHUTES GOLDEN BOY
WANTS PASSION
I have lots of activities. I love to
have fun, dance, be healthy, be
passionate and want to play with
a girl! I am really hot and sexy!
g ,
Sunshine,
24,
#106509
VINTAGE SIMPLICITY
I’m back in town for the sumer
and I’m looking for a girl to spend
some time with. I love biking,
singing, climbing trees, and mak-
ing a fool of myself.
Capillarybeauty,
20,
#106339
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
WHERE’S THE SUN?
Curious to see who is out there
that I wouldn’t normally bump
into. djncru, 25, #102795
ENJOY LIFE
SINGLE, LONELY, BORED...
WOW
I enjoy being around friends,
being active and outdoors,
whether riding a bike, running or
even hiking and go to as many U
of O sporting events as I can.
cribbnutt, 56, #101191
I need a girlfriend. If you like the
way I look and contact me then
I’ll give you my self description.
g ,
StevenW,
27,
#106480
Born barefoot but learned how
to walk in heels... everyone
needs more friends in this town,
i think ive met everyone that i
want to know... prove me wrong.
BORNBAREFOOT, 24,
#106459
JOYFUL INTELLIGENT
ATTRACTIVE
SOMETHING NEW
I’m am looking for someone to
find new experiences with and
share my ideas with. Someone
new to have fun with. medi-
afreak, 41, g , #101794
EASY ON EYES
Looking for a friend,a lover,a
companion,an equal. To build a
lasting relationship with
Fun,Love, support,and open com-
munications.To grow old in each
others warm embrace,and to
gaze into those eyes. F9asW9,
52, g , #106499
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
Acrylic KungFu-flicks RattleCan
RemoHeads VicFirths spoken-
word-samples ambient-hum
culinary-adventures camping
retro-furniture thrifting bike-rid-
ing skateboarding tweak’n-
knobs blending-colors cutting-
stencils learning-new-tech-
niques Zombie-flicks. Knudt,
37, ☎, g , #106484
WHATEVER
I don’t hav any idea to writing
just ask Fjlvcxnhxbhxjdvcxhm!!!!!
!!!!!!!!$!Hnnvcvjbvvvb. Red88,
21, #106496
Free Will Astrology
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
27, g , #106421
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
ASIAN WOMAN WANTED for
non-romantic
encounters.
Friends only. Dinners, theater,
etc. 541-345-8046.
DINING ALONE
You: brunette, knee-high leather
boots, reading this rag, dining on
the patio alone?! Me: sitting
across the way, wishing we’d
share a table instead of trading
veiled glances. Another chance?
When: Monday, August
15, 2011. Where: Cafe
Soriah. You: Woman. Me:
Man. ☎ #902200
BLUES & BREWS
Bill, Please forgive me for the
way our night ended. I think it
was the shot at Mac’s that sent
me over the edge. I don’t remem-
ber all the details... When:
Saturday, August
6,
2011. Where: Blews &
Brews Festival. You:
Man. Me: Woman. ☎
#902199
Still knitting those gloves? I was
so distracted by the cute girl I
almost left my debit card. hope I
run into you there again When:
Wednesday, July 27,
2011. Where: Wandering
Goat. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902196
ROLLER SKATING HOTTIE
Thurs night, you- purple hair, big
smile, and beautiful back... Is one
of those guys your man? Write
back if you want to get coffe
sometime. You’re impressive!
When: Thursday, August
11, 2011. Where: river
path. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902195
PRETTY SNEAKY
I wasn’t sure at first and didn’t
want to make things “awkward”.
But my cameras record every-
thing! Don’t come back! When:
Saturday, August 13,
2011. Where: 13th ave..
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902194
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms. Brandy.....
xoxoxo When: Wednesday,
October
11,
2006.
Where: Eugene. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#902192
HAPPY BIRTHDAY “LIONESA”
You, wearing black shorts,
Burgandy tank top, Black sandals
. Looking Beautiful Like ALWAYS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI AMOR... Que
Tus 40 sean inolvidables.
When: Tuesday, August
9, 2011. Where: Eugene.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. ☎ #902191
VINCENT DE PAUL
I bought a sport coat with tags
on it. You came outside and
helped me remove the tags. Your
actions were suggestive. I can’t
stop thinking about what you
suggested.
Wh e n :
Wednesday, May 11,
2011. Where: downtown
Eugene. You: Woman.
Me: Man. ☎ #902190
GOT HARMONICA FEVA?
You certainly are a mountain
man, and, obviously, sculpted
from the gods! I had too much
fun being absolutely mes-
morized by your playing. Thanks
again! When: Saturday,
August 6, 2011. Where:
Sam Bonds, Whit Block
Party. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902188
HEY PAM
You and I were on the 93 Veneta
bus together; you were sitting at
the bus stop and on the bus. Go
for coffee or maybe a swim?
When: Tuesday, August
9, 2011. Where: LTD bus
stop/bus. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902189
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Time magazine asked Pulitzer Prize-
winning historian David McCullough why he started writing a biography
of Pablo Picasso but never fi nished it. McCullough said it was because
the famous artist turned out to be boring. He attracted a steady
fl ow of new lovers, and he made hundreds of paintings, but he didn’t
actually live an interesting life. I’m urging you to be the anti-Picasso
in the coming weeks, Aries. Put the emphasis on the quality of your
adventures more than on what you produce. Regard your life as your
most important work of art.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Let’s celebrate the fi rst time you cried
naked in someone else’s bed,” is a message on an e-card I found at
Someecards.com. You might want to send that proposal to yourself,
Taurus. It’s an excellent time to commemorate the rousing catharses
of the past. You may fi nd that revisiting the breakthrough epiphanies
of yesteryear will help put you in the right frame of mind (and heart) to
conjure up a fresh batch.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Why is it so hard for Westerners of the
last two centuries to feel the intimate presence of the divine intel-
ligences? Every other culture in the history of the world has had a
more vital connection with the realm of spirit. According to poet Gary
Snyder, California’s Yana Indians explained it this way: The gods have
retreated to the volcanic recesses of Mount Lassen, passing the time
playing gambling games with magic sticks. They’re simply waiting for
such a time when human beings will “reform themselves and become
‘real people’ that spirits might want to associate with once again.”
Here’s why I’m bringing this up, Gemini: I think that right now is a
special time in your life when you have the power to become a “real
person” with whom the spirits will want to have closer communion.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I strongly advise you against purchas-
ing and reading what some observers have called “the saddest book in
the universe.” It’s a recipe book by Sonia Allison called Microwave for
One (bit.ly/SadBook). No matter how inclined you might be to opt for
excessive self-suffi ciency right now, no matter how peeved you are at
the human race for being so clumsy and ignorant, I believe you must
keep trying to reach out and touch those who are touchable, even if
they’re barely so. You need what people have to offer you, even if it’s
sloppy, wimpy, or kooky.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Science writer K.C. Cole asks this question:
“How would you hold 100 tons of water in thin air with no visible means
of support?” Here’s her answer: “Build a cloud.” What you have before
you right now, Leo, is a comparable scenario. Your assignment is to
materialize a phenomenon that from a certain viewpoint may appear
to be laughably impossible. And yet, with the proper attitude on your
part and nature’s help, the project at hand is eminently achievable. It
30 AUGUST 18, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
PUMPKIN HAT MAN
GRUNGE MUFFIN.
6’2, Blond, blue eyes, Germanic,
Irish, British and Spanish decent,
taking the term off to find work
(Hahaha!... it’ll be a while). Moved
out, made friends, living the life.
g ,
NotCobain,
21,
#106398
Author, Healer, Teacher Protector
and Curator of Neolithic Healing
tools. In college at 60, love to
sing, see adventure and amaze-
ment around every corner look-
ing for dating and sensual com-
panionship. redtailhawk, 60,
g , #101349
ART MUSIC FOOD
SWEET SOUL SEEKING
True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub-
by thoughtful open minded
sweetheart looking for a nice guy.
Looking to love in a big way, share
the highs/lows, laugh and learn
about life together. smiles321,
44, ☎, #106352
You were up to a little hinkypinky
playing butt darts on the smurf
turf. You deserve that bitch slap
wave... and second place. Leave
the rod at home next time.
When: Sunday, August
14,
2011.
Where:
Deschutes river. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902197
RE:BUMMED A SMOKE
My situation has changed and I’d
like to see you again. Forgot your
name but if you remember
mine:FaceBook. I remember
what matters. That spark was a
good fire starter. When:
Tuesday, July 26, 2011.
Where: The walk down-
town. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902193
won’t necessarily be fast and easy, mind you — but you wouldn’t want
it to be, because then it wouldn’t be able to teach you all the precious
wisdom it has to impart.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Dear Astrology Guy: Thank you kindly for
your assistance. One of your horoscopes gave me a kick in the butt that
propelled me free of a trap I had stupidly agreed to stay stuck in. At the
same time, I also have to tell you to go to hell, because no one, includ-
ing me, likes hearing the awful, embarrassing truth. As much healing
as your words helped bring me, they also stung my pride. Love and
hate, Virgo. Dear Virgo: You’re welcome and I’m sorry. It’s good to hear
you’re able to appreciate the gifts of paradox. Let’s hope that will keep
you creatively humble as you slip into an expansive building phase
when your ego may be understandably prone to a bit of infl ation.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Newsweek reported a fact that few
Westerners know about: Nigeria is accustomed to major oil spills.
Every year since the 1960s, the Niger Delta has been slammed with a
spill as extensive as the Exxon Valdez, which was the second biggest
oil catastrophe in U.S. history. “Large purple slicks cover once fertile
fi elds,” said Newsweek, “and rivers are clogged with oil leaked decades
ago.” My purpose in bringing this to your attention is not to depress
you, Libra, but rather to inspire you. In the coming weeks, I hope you
will make it your passion to uncover injustices you’ve been unaware of,
including those close to home. I think you’ll be amazed at how much
this buoys your spirits. P.S.: You’ll get extra credit if you actually take
action to address the unfairness.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the song “Fantasy World,” the lead
singer of the band Pissed Jeans imagines himself in his happy place.
“It’s Friday night and Saturday morning in my fantasy world / Sitting
near piles of clothes and drinking a soda / with a slice of pizza in my
fantasy world.” He’s not describing some unrealistic paradise where he
can fl y like an eagle and seduce anyone he wants and fi nd gold bars
under his pillow in the morning. Rather, he’s content with the simple,
familiar pleasures. I urge you to follow his lead as you imagine and cre-
ate your own fantasy world this week. Love what you’ve got.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Mommy, are scientists real?” the
boy asked his mother. “Yes, son, they are,” she replied. “Do they make
stuff that is dangerous?” continued the boy. “Sometimes they do,” said
the mom. “Then I want to be one when I grow up,” concluded the boy.
In the coming weeks, Capricorn, I see you as being like the boy. You’ll
be in the mood to brainstorm about what you might like to evolve into,
and your fantasies will tend to move in the direction of what’s most
adventurous and exciting. I urge you to fully indulge in those fl ights of
fancy. It’s time to dream really big and really free.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I got expelled from college for
cheating during my metaphysics fi nal,” joked Woody Allen. “I got
caught looking into the soul of the guy next to me.” Even if you’re not
taking a big test for a metaphysics class, Aquarius, I urge you to do a
lot of what Allen claimed he did: Gaze into the souls of those around
you. It’s an excellent time, astrologically speaking, for you to escape
the enclosed container of your own inner world and survey the raw
truths and deep feelings that other people hold dear.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I have no doubt that in reality the
future will be vastly more surprising than anything I can imagine,” said
pioneering geneticist J.B.S. Haldane. I share that view, and I think it’s
good to keep in mind whenever we’re tempted to rearrange our lives in
accordance with the visions of those who predict the future, whether
they be New Age prophets, indigenous elders, scientifi c experts, or
political pundits. Nobody knows much of anything about how it’s all go-
ing to unfold! The future is not set in stone, but is totally up for grabs.
The sooner you make that an everyday reminder, the more aggressive
you’ll become about creating the life you want. Now is an excellent
time to get the hang of it.
HOMEWORK:
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right now? Testify at Freewillastrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The highest unclimbed mountain
in the world is Gangkhar Puensum, an almost 25,000-foot-tall beauty
in Bhutan. It will remain free of human infl uence indefi nitely, as local
authorities are keen on preventing the environmental degradation
that has occurred on popular peaks like Mount Everest, where climbers
have left lots of trash. What’s the equivalent in your sphere, Sagit-
tarius? The most prominent unconquered prize? The Grail that still
remains elusive? The virgin treasure your quest has not yet won?
According to my analysis, you now have the potential to make tangible
progress toward that goal. Unlike the case with Gangkhar Puensum,
there are no rules or laws preventing you.
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