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LET’S ENJOY LIFE
BIKE PATH ADONIS
THE EXPECTED ONE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 49, #101037
You made my heart jump, and
then the rest of me. “On your
left” doesn’t work if they don’t
speak English! You circumvented
them, almost hit me. SLOW
DOWN, GOOBER! When:
Tuesday, August
2,
2011. Where: River Bike
Path. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902183
2000 yrs ago rockin the free
world. i’ve loved you since i hope
the fuzzy bears don’t mind me
writing you.what if i said yes with
all my heart again? When:
Wednesday, July 25,
2007.
Where:
Superfriends hideout.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902177
A CHARMING POLYGON
TRUE PISCES
paleolithic
goddess,true
Pisces,foot in both worlds,
smart,practical, esoteric, cre-
ative, sensuous, funny, prefer
good conversation & coffee,
dreamer& doer, seeking man for
good times, not commitment,
work in progress. paleolithic-
goddess, 62, #106418
SWEET SOUL SEEKING
True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub-
by thoughtful open minded
sweetheart looking for a nice
guy. Looking to love in a big
way, share the highs/lows, laugh
and learn about life together.
smiles321,
44,
☎,
#106352
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
adventures.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
BORED IN OREGON:]
‘Ello:] I moved here from Utah
and can’t find a place to really
chill. I’d like to meet some new
friends and possibly find a rela-
tionship:}. rainbowladybug,
18, g , #106227
EASY ON EYES
Looking for a friend,a lover,a
companion,an equal. To build a
lasting relationship with
Fun,Love, support,and open com-
munications.To grow old in each
others warm embrace,and to
gaze into those eyes. F9asW9,
52, g , #106499
WHATEVER
I don’t hav any idea to writing
just ask Fjlvcxnhxbhxjdvcxhm!!!!!
!!!!!!!!$!Hnnvcvjbvvvb. Red88,
21, #106496
ART MUSIC FOOD
VINTAGE SIMPLICITY
I’m back in town for the sumer
and I’m looking for a girl to
spend some time with. I love
biking, singing, climbing trees,
and making a fool of myself.
Capillarybeauty,
20,
#106339
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
SOON: DATING AGAIN
WHERE’S THE SUN?
Curious to see who is out there
that I wouldn’t normally bump
into. djncru, 25, #102795
SINGLE, LONELY, BORED...
I need a girlfriend. If you like the
way I look and contact me then
I’ll give you my self description.
g ,
StevenW,
27,
#106480
Acrylic KungFu-flicks RattleCan
RemoHeads VicFirths spoken-
word-samples ambient-hum
culinary-adventures camping
retro-furniture thrifting bike-rid-
ing skateboarding tweak’n-
knobs blending-colors cutting-
stencils learning-new-tech-
niques Zombie-flicks. Knudt,
37, ☎, g , #106484
I am probably getting ahead of
myself by posting this ad, but my
heart craves the magic of
romance, cuddling, kissing, etc.
Hopefully in the not-so-distant
future... flyingsolo, 31, g ,
#106478
ADVENTUROUS DAD
I’m a healthy, eco-friendly,
socially conscience, 35 year old
Dad. Loves clever conversation,
live music, movies, the great
outdoors, traveling. Looking for
healthy, educated, down to
earth, adventurous woman (30-
45). twain66, 45, #104622
A MAN
in his late 50’s would like to find
a dance partner. Trying to meet
another single. I don’t drink or
smoke and am a quality person.
541-852-9479.
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
NEED A FRIEND
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
NICE GUY
I’m
semi
retired.
Honest,handsome,well read,well
spoken.I care about people,and
treat them well.I am forthright
and speak my opinions,but am a
good listener and enjoy listening
to others.I enjoy the ocean. reb-
mordechai, 64, #106468
Free Will Astrology
CHILD-FREE ATHEIST
LAUGHING AND LISTENING
i like watching the simpsons and
playing guitar. wayler_zero,
27, g , #106421
GRUNGE MUFFIN.
6’2, Blond, blue eyes, Germanic,
Irish, British and Spanish decent,
taking the term off to find work
(Hahaha!... it’ll be a while). Moved
out, made friends, living the life.
g ,
NotCobain,
21,
#106398
29, married, no kids. Would like to
find some cool girls to go out
with, without worrying about
babysitters. I can hang with any-
one, but not into sports or reli-
gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g ,
#106120
EASY GOING ATTITUDE.
Looking for a friend to talk to,
that’s really all. mcveigsh, 22,
g , #106097
DEAR MAGIC 8-BALL
Alright, slightly awkward.
Seemingly implies, reissuing title
would reflect one’s home
address still. If so, they were
right about you. My wicked tax
bill. Now with endearing gratifi-
cation. Take care. When:
Wednesday, July 27,
20 1 1 .
Wh e re :
Brownsville.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902176
MY SWEET SERVERS
DEAR WAREN&STARBRIGHT
Sorry I almost killed you with my
car. Maybe, if you followed com-
mon OR bike law you wouldn’t be
subjected to such danger. Love
EUG & SJ When: Monday,
August 8, 2011. Where:
Intersection
of
5th&Blair. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902187
OAKWAY MALL
My Celine Dion Let’s run for the
border and get metaphysical.
You scream,I’ll scream, we’ll
scream for Ice Cream.I have to
know if we are meant to be
together. When: Thursday,
August 4, 2011. Where:
BORDERS. You: Woman.
Me: Man. ☎ #902185
OCF LIBERTY LINE
You: Ryan, red head, work at
dutch bros. Just wanted to let
you know that you have a beauti-
ful smile and energy. Thanks for
sharing that sweetness! When:
Friday, July 8, 2011.
Where: 13th on the 8.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902184
You are not one person but a few
people, you all serve me, my liq-
uid poison.:-) Thank you, I appre-
ciate the good service from all.
:-) When:
Tuesday,
January
1, 2008.
Where: Behind the bar
serving.... You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902181
PEACE FUZZY
when are we going to have our
time? When: Wednesday,
December 21, 2011.
Where: southernconstel-
lation. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902180
ROSES AND NAILS
the only time i feel right is when
i feel you. i never said no. i said
lets have some wine. When:
Wednesday, December
21,
2011.
Where:
cruxofthematter. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902179
MARY QUITE CONTRARY
I am sorry this is so bent. I never
knew what we’d fall into that
night. The love is still here just
dented. still have your towel.
When:
Wednesday,
January 27, 2010.
Where: in what’s left of
my heart. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902178
SYMANTEC BLUE TRUCK
Your dog’s life is much shorter
than yours, make it count!Please
dont bring that poor BEAGLE to
work just to sit and wait in your
truck all day!Dogs need friends.
When: Thursday, July
28,
2011.
Where:
Symantec Parking Lot.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902175
REARVIEW KRAZY GLUE
Symbols and signs Thought I’d
drop a few lines. Your memory
true Sticks like Hiron’s glue I see
you in my rear-view mirror Drop
me a line, let’s get together.
When: Wednesday, July
27, 2011. Where: Hiron’s.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902174
BUMMING A SMOKE.
You hit me up for a cigarette
while we were both going the
same way. We hung out until our
ways had to part. I’m glad I met
you. When: Monday, July
25, 2011. Where: The
walk downtown. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902173
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Dr. Larry Dossey thinks we shouldn’t just
automatically dismiss the voices that speak to us in the privacy of our
own heads. Some of them may actually have wise counsel, or at least
interesting evidence about the state of our inner world. Besides, says
Dossey, “it is vital for our mental health to keep the channels open,
because when the voices of the gods are shut out, the devils often
take up residence.” This would be good advice for you to observe in
the coming days, Aries. Don’t let the nagging, blustering, or unhinged
murmurs in your head drown out the still, small voice of lucid intuition.
(Dossey’s book is The Extraordinary Healing Power of Ordinary Things:
Fourteen Natural Steps.)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): What are you going to do to attract or
induce the phenomena I name in the list below? At least three of them
could come your way in the days ahead: 1) a “limitation” that leads
to more freedom; 2) an imaginative surrender that empowers you to
make a seemingly impossible breakthrough; 3) a healthy shock to the
system that tenderizes your emotions; 4) a tough task that clarifi es
and fi ne-tunes your ambition; 5) a seemingly lost chance that leads
to a fresh promise through the vigorous intervention of your creative
willpower.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Thirteen will be your lucky number for
the foreseeable future. In fact, a host of things for which the average
person has an irrational aversion could be helpful to you. For that mat-
ter, infl uences that you yourself may have considered in the past to
be unsympathetic or uncongenial could very well be on your side, and
may even conspire to enlighten and delight you. At least temporarily,
I urge you to shed your superstitions, suspend your iffy biases, and
dismiss your outworn fears.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Anne Cushman wrote a book called
Enlightenment for Idiots. It wasn’t a how-to book, but rather a novel
about a spiritual truth-seeker wandering through India. As far as I
know, no one has written an actual instructional manual with the
theme she named in her title. If anyone could do it, though, it would be
you right now. Lately, you’ve been getting smarter by doing the most
ordinary things. You’ve been drawing life-enhancing lessons from
events that others might regard as inconsequential or unsophisticat-
ed. I suspect that this trend will continue in the coming days. Through
the power of simplicity and directness, you will succeed at tasks that
might have defeated you if you had allowed yourself to get lost in
complicated theories and overly thought-out approaches. Congrats!
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): For 34 years, a diligent Californian named
Scott Weaver worked on creating a scale model of San Francisco using
toothpicks. Meanwhile, Eric Miklos, of New Brunswick, Canada, was
assembling a 40-foot-long chain of bottle caps. And in 2006, a team
34 AUGUST 11, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
MISSING MY CHEESE-STICK
Remember when you were
cheesy and delicious? Now
you’re so cheeseless and unin-
viting. Recently, you taste like
an overcooked bread-stick. Will
you ever be the heavenly
cheese-stick I once knew?
When: Sunday, August
1, 2010. Where: Humble
Bagel. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902182
of artists constructed a 67-foot-tall gingerbread house, the world’s
largest, inside the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minn. These are
not the kinds of stupendous feats I advise you to get started on in the
coming weeks, Leo. The astrological omens suggest that you’ll attract
blessings into your life if you launch deeply meaningful masterpieces,
not trivial or silly ones.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes loves
life’s natural rhythms just as they are. She says we can avoid a lot of
suffering if we understand how those rhythms work. “The cycles are
birth, light, and energy, and then depletion, decline, and death,” she
told Radiance magazine. In other words, everything thrives and fades,
thrives and fades. After each phase of dissipation, new vitality incu-
bates and blooms again. According to my analysis of the astrological
omens, Virgo, you are currently going through a period of dwindling
and dismantling. The light is dimmer than usual, and the juice is spars-
er. But already, in the secret depths, a new dispensation is stirring.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Where do you want to be at this time next
year? What do you want to be doing? I encourage you to fantasize and
scheme about these questions, and be alert for clues about possible
prospects. Here’s my reasoning, Libra: Some foreshadowings of your
future life may soon fl oat into view, including a far-off whisper or a
glimpse of the horizon that will awaken some of your dormant yearn-
ings. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that these visions must be
acted upon instantly. Instead, ruminate leisurely on them, regarding
them as the early hints of potential long-range developments.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that
you can’t get The Most Beautiful Thing. It’s out of reach forever. You
simply don’t have the connections or wherewithal to bring it into your
life. Could you accept that disappointment with a full heart, and move
on? Would you be able to forgive life for not providing you with your
number one heart’s desire, and then make your way into the future
with no hard feelings? If so, Scorpio, I bet you would be well-primed to
cultivate a relationship with The Second Most Beautiful Thing.
fect events on earth, right? Well, no, actually, according to research
reported in the December 24, 2009 edition of the science journal Na-
ture. It turns out that the gravitational tug of the sun and moon sends
signifi cant tremors through California’s San Andreas Fault, and could
potentially trigger full-blown earthquakes. Speaking as a poet, not a
scientist, I speculate that those two luminaries, the sun and moon,
may also generate a lurching but medicinal effect on you sometime
soon. Are you ready for a healing jolt? It will relieve the tension that
has been building up between two of your “tectonic plates.”
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Follow your dreams,” read the
headline on some random blog I stumbled upon, “except for the one
in which you’re giving a speech in your underwear.” In the comments
section, someone named “Mystic Fool” had posted a dissenting view:
“I would much rather have a dream of giving a speech in my under-
wear than of being naked and drunk and inarticulate at a cocktail
party, trying to hide behind the furniture.” Mystic Fool’s attitude would
serve you well in the coming week, Aquarius. Expressing yourself in
a public way, even if you don’t feel fully prepared, will actually be a
pretty good course of action -- especially as compared to keeping
silent and hiding.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Some substances that seem to be
rock solid are in fact fl uids that move verrrryyy slowly. Bitumen is one
example. It’s a form of petroleum also known as pitch. In a famous
experiment, an Australian researcher set up an apparatus that allowed
a blob of pitch to gradually drip into a container below it. Since the
experiment began in 1927, eight drops have fallen. I like to think you’re
engaged in a similar long-term process, Pisces. And from what I can
tell, a new drop is about to drip.
HOMEWORK : Give yourself some slack in a situation where you
typically back yourself into a corner and tie yourself up. Report on
your experience at Freewillastrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What images would be most
helpful for you to fi ll your imagination up with? What scenes would
heal and activate your subconscious mind, inspiring you in just the
right ways? I invite you to make a list of at least fi ve of these, and then
visualize them often in the coming days. Here are a few possibilities
to get you warmed up: peach trees fi lled with ripe fruit; the planet Ju-
piter as seen through a powerful telescope; a magnifi cent suspension
bridge at dawn or dusk; a large chorus animatedly singing a song you
love; the blissful face of a person you love.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Scientists have proved beyond
a doubt that heavenly bodies cannot possibly exert forces that af-
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