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BEAUTIFUL PLASMA
DONATER
SWEET SOUL SEEKING
True Companion. 44yrs, bit chub-
by thoughtful open minded
sweetheart looking for a nice
guy. Looking to love in a big
way, share the highs/lows, laugh
and learn about life together.
smiles321, 44, #106352
WHERE’S THE SUN?
Curious to see who is out there
that I wouldn’t normally bump
into. djncru, 25, #102795
SEEKING BIG FISH
I seek a man like me: active, fit,
intellectual, accomplished, a
stimulating conversationalist,
sensual, playful, musical, kind,
open-hearted and generous. In
the right light I’m a knockout.
You be beau? belleoftheball,
52, g , #106283
NATURE, TRUTH,
CONNECTION
I take good care of myself and I
appreciate others that do. I love
nature, walking, water, dancing. I
also enjoy traveling. Men gener-
ally like me and find me attrac-
tive. sunlight, 63, ☎,
#105954
VINTAGE SIMPLICITY
LOVELIFE.
Looking for some fun in Eugene
for the summer. Love hiking,
scuba diving, and having an
afternoon drink with friends.
Loyal, passionate, and quirky.
Lexingtonbear, 23, g ,
#103446
SOMETHING INTERESTING
Married woman looking for a
woman. captainbolo, 35,
#106213
LET’S ENJOY LIFE
I would describe myself as a
woman with integrity. I’m looking
for a woman who loves the out-
doors, hates drama, loves to
make love, and loves to laugh.
Time2Live, 48, #101037
BLONDEBEAUTY54
Attractive, fit,SWF,54,kind,happy.
I’m 5’6”, 135lbs. I’m a business/
homeowner, BS in Sociology. I
like nature, dogs, good food/
wine. Summer is here! Let’s go
have some fun!!! Nanci1530,
54, ☎, g , #105368
GOOD JOB MAX
I’m back in town for the sumer
and I’m looking for a girl to
spend some time with. I love
biking, singing, climbing trees,
and making a fool of myself.
Capillarybeauty, 20, g ,
#106339
TIGER MAN GRRRR
SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE
GLENN BECK SUCKS
ARTISTIC, BLONDE, GAMER
well this is new to me, and i am
curious.....so, i am 47, a single
father, great looking, drama free,
passionate, sexy, manly, and con-
fident. want to be spoiled? hugz.
rynojoe, 47, g , #106346
Newly single Shy guy, looking for
the right one, gonna take my
time deciding. SinglySHY, 31,
g , #106236
Quirky gay boy, scientific mind,
well kept and hygienic. Enjoys
cuddling under the stars, good
music, and Dan Savage’s column.
Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded,
passionate. viriproviri, 18,
g , #105543
I’m very shy, but open up easily
once I know you. I’m sweet and
caring, fairly picky about who I
date but I’m very open-minded
as well. BoolahBee, 19, g ,
#106292
O.O 0.0 ^_^
For living in Eugene, its been
hard to find open-minded peo-
ple. I would like to fill my life with
a wealth of well-rounded per-
sons who like having a good
time.
bexasaur,
18,
#106284
FIT AND FUN
I am trying this out in anticipa-
tion of meeting someone who
shares the same energy and pas-
sion, openess and honesty, and a
strong belief and understanding
in the “team concept”.
FitNFun, 53, ☎, g ,
#106343
HELLO
LOW KEY
Hi I preffer you ask me.
Jaydeb, 22, #106246
I’m an east coast transplant, liv-
ing in the moment. I get enjoy-
ment from mildly deep conversa-
tion, with intermittent sarcasm.
Hiking, camping, kayaking, bicy-
cling, and goofing off keep me
busy. GraceBeatsKarma,
26, #106316
SEEKING NICE LADY.
THE WILD SIDE
Healthy, happy, virile and wise
old man looking for similar
woman. Looks and age unim-
portant, state of mind and health
is. Check me out in the online
ad. JUSTABOY, 64, g ,
#106363
I am looking for a nice lady
around 48-55 to share my life &
my home with, in a live-together
type relationship, with marriage
optional. BBW & OMMP friendly.
Blonde1959, 52, #106313
TRAVELER BACK HOME
Looking for a lady to spoil while
I’m summering in the Willamette
Valley. jnettle11, 71, g ,
#106166
Free Will Astrology
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 20, g ,
#105839
FRIENDS + MUSIC
seeking band-mates who are in
love with sound and are not very
grouchy, to make fun songs,
interesting songs, lovely songs,
and songs that have to do with
weather. and_jellyfish, 27,
g , #105559
NEED A FRIEND
SARCASTIC BUBBLY KARA-
OKE-MASTER
BiF; BBW; I like to sing, I like v.
games, RPG, Nature, strange
humor & reading I.S.O. Karaoker-
lunchmate-rpger; someone less-
than normal, a good sense of
humour. Someone to have
420-adventures
with!
Leelamb, 20, ☎, g ,
#103840
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
CHILD-FREE ATHEIST
29, married, no kids. Would like to
find some cool girls to go out
with, without worrying about
babysitters. I can hang with any-
one, but not into sports or reli-
gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g ,
#106120
SAUCY REDHEAD TATTOOS
Saw you walking on campus. You
have super curly red hair and a
mermaid tattoo on your arm. You
are GORGEOUS. Coffee some-
time? When: Friday, June
24, 2011. Where: UofO.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #902138
ALBERTSONS ON 6/26
In produce we smiled. I was
wearing a purple tank top. Saw u
again in the parking lot. We
smiled and I waved. Love to meet
for coffee sometime. When:
Sunday, June 26, 2011.
Where:
Albertsons
Produce Section. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902137
LILLIS
Short shorts, glasses, name tag
that I didn’t see. Working in Lillis
this
summer?
When:
Tuesday, June 21, 2011.
Where: U of O. You: Man.
Me: Man. #902136
DANCED BOOMER DANCE
You were handsome and had a
great smile. We danced a couple
of times. I was wearing black
jeans and top w/Hawaii shirt. Do
you want to dance more?
When: Saturday, June
18, 2011. Where: At the
Boomer Dance. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902135
HAIKU FOR
ZEUS-A.K.A.-SISYPHUS
Unbridled leo, cloaked in bold
divinity, and a cute sundress.
When: Monday, June 20,
2011. Where: in the
Whiteaker by my half-
baked mosaic. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902133
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HOTTY
you are the Oregon baseball sec-
retary, me just a crazy ever since
I meet you guy hoping we can
spend forever together When:
Thursday, June 16, 2011.
Where: cassanova cen-
ter. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902132
LIQUOR STORE HOTTIE!
You work at the liquor store on
29th. Super tall, tattooed,
stretched ears. I told you you
smell like my boyfriend. Maybe
we can finally get coffee?
When: Thursday, June
16, 2011. Where: 29th
and Wilamette. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902131
CUTE PRIDE BLONDIE
Seen you around Eugene, but
finally spoke to you while lean-
ing on bar at Barracuda. Would
you like to talk more? I would!
You: ìboyísî name. Me: green T,
friendly. When: Saturday,
June 18, 2011. Where:
Hot Flash PDX Pride.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. ☎ #902130
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): When astronaut Buzz Aldrin fl ew to the
moon and back on the spacecraft Apollo 11 in 1969, he was paid less
than $8 a day. That has to stand as one of the most fl agrant cases of
underpaid labor ever — far worse than what you’ve had to endure in
your storied career. I suggest you keep Aldrin’s story in mind during
the next six months as you meditate steadily on the future of your
relationship with making money. Hopefully it will help keep you in an
amused and spacious and philosophical frame of mind — which is the
best possible attitude to have as you scheme and dream about your
fi nancial master plan for the years ahead.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): After meditating on your astrologi-
cal omens for the rest of 2011, I’ve picked out the guiding words that
best suit your needs. They’re from mythologist Joseph Campbell: “If
you can see your path laid out in front of you step by step, you know
it’s not your path. Your own path you make with every step you take.
That’s why it’s your path.” Now here’s a corollary from Spanish poet
Antonio Machado: “Wanderer, your footsteps are the road, nothing
more; there is no road — you make the road by walking. Turning to look
behind, you see the path you will never travel again.”
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emma Goldman (1869-1940) was a
charismatic activist whose writing and speeches had a big impact on
leftist politics in the fi rst half of the 20th century. Unlike some of her
fellow travelers, she wasn’t a dour, dogmatic proselytizer. She cham-
pioned a kind of liberation that celebrated beauty and joy. “If I can’t
dance, I don’t want to be in your revolution,” she is alleged to have
told a sourpuss colleague. As you contemplate the radical transforma-
tions you might like to cultivate in your own sphere during the coming
months, Gemini, I suggest you adopt a similar attitude. Make sure your
uprisings include pleasurable, even humorous elements. Have some
fun with your metamorphoses.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): A while back I asked my readers to
propose a new name for your astrological sign. “Cancer” has a bit of
a negative connotation, after all. Many people suggested “Dolphin” as
a replacement, which I like. But the two ideas that most captivated my
imagination were “Gateway” and “Fount.” I probably won’t be able to
convince the astrological community to permanently adopt either of
these uplifting designations, but I encourage you to try out them out
to see how they feel. This is a good time to experiment: For the next
12 months, you will have substantial potential to embody the highest
meanings of both “Gateway” and “Fount.”
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The year’s half over, Leo. Let’s talk about
what you want to make happen in the next six months. My analysis
of the astrological omens suggests that it’ll be an excellent time to
formulate a long-term master plan and outline in detail what you will
34 JUNE 30, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30
to hang out with here in
Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay
males. Nice and laid-back? Drop
me a line. Into old movies a plus.
ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g ,
#101557
CURIOUS SOCIAL OREGONIAN
Its common for guys to want a
little action on the side. Never
thought you’d cheat. With a girl
who’s one of the biggest sluts
around too? Happy VD!
Disgusted. When: Saturday,
June 18, 2011. Where:
You know where. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902139
I saw you at Talecris on 6/22,You
were reading Chariots of the
Gods,I was the only redhead. We
kept looking at each other.I wish
I would have got your name.
When: Wednesday, June
22, 2011. Where: Telacris
Plasma Resources.. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902134
need to carry it out. For inspiration, read this pep talk from philoso-
pher Jonathan Zap: “An extremely effective and grounded magical
practice is to identify your big dreams, the missions you really need to
accomplish in this lifetime. The test of a big dream comes from asking
yourself, ‘Will I remember this well on my death bed?’ If you have a
big dream, you will probably fi nd that to accomplish it will require a
minimum of two hours of devoted activity per day.”
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The passion to explore is at the heart
of being human,” said Carl Sagan. “This impulse — to go, to see, to
know — has found expression in every culture.” But Steven Dutch, a
professor at the University of Wisconsin, disagrees. He says there’ve
been lots of societies that have had little interest in exploration. Afri-
cans never discovered Madagascar or the Cape Verde archipelago, for
example. Few Asian cultures probed far and wide. During a thousand
years of history, ancient Romans ignored Russia, Scandinavia, and the
Baltic, and made only minimal forays to India and China. Where do
you personally fi t on the scale of the human exploratory urge, Virgo?
Regardless of what you’ve done in the past, I bet you’ll be on the
move in the coming months. Your hunger for novelty and unfamiliarity
should be waxing.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the coming months, it’s likely you will
experience more action than usual — some of it quite expansive — in
your astrological eighth house. Traditional astrologers call this the
sphere of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, but I refer to it as the realm of
deep connection, altered states of awareness, and lyrical interludes
that educate and enrich your emotional intelligence. Are you ready
to have your habit mind rewired, your certainties reworked, and your
pleasures reconfi gured?
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I hope that in the fi rst half of 2011
you have been doing some devoted work on tidying up the messy old
karma that had been interfering with the free fl ow of grace into your
intimate relationships. If there’s still work to be done on that noble
task, throw yourself into it now. The renaissance of togetherness
is due to begin soon and last for many months. You don’t want any
lingering ignorance, self-deceit, or lack of compassion to gum it up.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1498, Leonardo da Vinci
completed one of his masterworks, the mural known as “The Last
Supper.” Nineteen years later, the paint had begun to fl ake off, and
by 1556 Leonardo’s biographer considered the whole thing to be
“ruined.” Over the centuries, further deterioration occurred, even as
many experts tried to restore and repair it. The most recent reclama-
tion project, fi nished in 1999, lasted more than two decades. I hope
that in the coming months, Sagittarius, you will show a similar dedica-
tion to the high art of regeneration. Please work long and hard on
bringing vitality back into what has fallen into decay or stagnancy.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In a horoscope last year, I asked
you Capricorns whether you ever obsessed on your longing to such a
degree that you missed opportunities to actually satisfy your longing.
In response, a reader named John G. sent me the following corrective
message: “We Capricorns comprehend the futility of too much long-
ing. We understand it can be a phantasm that gets in the way of real
accomplishment. It’s like a telephone that keeps ringing somewhere
but can’t be found. We don’t waste energy on dreamy feelings that
may or may not be satisfi ed, since that energy is so much better
funneled into mastering the details that will bring us useful rewards.”
I’m here to tell you, Capricorn, that the coming months will be an
excellent time to make use of the Capricornian capacities John G.
describes.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Truth is, everybody is going to hurt
you,” sang Bob Marley. “You just gotta fi nd the ones worth suffer-
ing for.” How are you doing on that score, Aquarius? Have you been
discerning in picking out allies whose value to you is so high that
you’re willing to deal with their moments of unconsciousness? Have
you created a family and community that bless you far more than they
drain you? The next 10 months will be an excellent time to concentrate
on refi ning this part of your life.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Any minute now, you might start learn-
ing at a faster rate than you have since 2000. Any day now, you will be
less bored than you have been since 2006, and any week now you will
be expressing more spontaneity than you have since early 2010. Any
month now, Pisces, you will fi nd yourself able to access more of your
visionary intelligence than you have since maybe 2007. What does it
all mean? You may not feel an amazing, spectacular, extraordinary
degree of personal unity tomorrow, but you will soon begin building
toward that happy state. By December I bet you’ll be enjoying an
unprecedented amount of it.
HOMEWORK: We’re halfway through 2011. Testify about what
you’ve accomplished so far and what’s left to do. Freewillastrology.com.
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