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g , #106094
Hi, i am college student at the u
of o. I am very outdoorsy and i
love to go hiking and play sports.
I am looking for a fwb. big-
bear1986, 24, #106333
looking for a nice attractive,
slender young beauty or a stable
couple to play with. Disease free.
Not a freak. Let’s just have us
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HOT PREGNANT MAMA
CONTROL SEEKER
Who is willing&loves to take com-
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#105770
SEXY BUSTY BABE
Needing someone to show me
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#103646
WANTAPIECEOFME
I like it when a guy is funny,
sweet knows how to be in control
and have Dominance over me. I
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#106310
WET PUSSY
Looking for some fun. no compli-
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33,
☎,
#106238
LUSTY, LUCIOUS, LOVELY
Looking for someone to get me
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I’m in a committed non-monoga-
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#105791
LONG LASTING LOVER
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69davern,
42,
#106305
SEX POSITIVE NYMPHO
Home town boy, looking to get
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scene, looking for someone to
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lot more. JohnRedcorn, 26,
g , #106309
Impeccable hygiene is a must.
Intelligence preferred. Be sexu-
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Into transvestites, groups, would
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#105142
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dirty little school slut trapped in
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#106143
CURIOUS
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#103934
SMOKE, DRINK, FUCK
Looking for sex kitten to have
long nights with... dyrrl420,
23, g , #104737
HOT4U
SEEKING FUN FEMALE
I am happily married, but need a
girlfriend to cuddle, send flowers
and cards Im laid back really just
looking for an ltr. I am confident
in myself. friendlybigurl, 31,
g , #105250
MOREFUNMYWAY.
Interested to try new things. No
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29,
#106335
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SEXY COUPLE SEEKING
20-something couple looking for
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something new, fun, and pleasur-
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#106314
GIRL PLEASER
Though we are a couple, only I,
the girl, is looking for a top. I am
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g ,
Kailie96,
36,
#106287
COUPLE MIX UP
My bf & I have been together for
a year & 1/2 now, and we’re want-
ing to mix things up a little with
another girl around our age, 20.
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#102204
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NEEDS SEXY LADIES
Me and my man are looking for
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#106324
DIRTY DUO DEVIANTS
I WANT PLEASURE
I’m bored & tired of this vanilla
world. I like 2 get what I want &
please others. Live life to the full
extent of what you imagine &
what you want. DESIRE, 27,
g , #101108
i’m an attractive, single mom
looking for discreet fun...would
enjoy an attractive, dominant,
personality as i tend to 2 b more
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#105766
Straight female seeking young
lesbians to teach me. I’ll be the
submissive one. I can host. I live
with my gay brother undergoing
MTF changeover who supports
me 100%. SassyGirl4U, 37,
g , #106134
LOVES ORAL
Nice, single, mostly hwp, sweet
and honest.Seeking younger,
shaved pussy. I would to cum in
your mouth then kiss you, cum
all over your sweet pussy then
eat it. chewtoy, 51,
#104989
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FUNTIMES
Just looking to meet new people
and have a fun time. frey-
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WORKIN MAN REAL
I am a real life man. I work hard I
play hard. I live for adventure. I
would love to fly a kite. Party on.
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#106331
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BUTTMAN
Just looking for fun!!!!! Single
and looking to try new exciting
things
with
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Bobby24,
24,
#106218
COUPLES SEXCAPADES
very sexual kinky couple seeking
the same for a night of sexual
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multiple orgasms.Would love to
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I’m a single 24-year-old gay actor/singer/comedian who’s going to be a doctor in a few
years — I have varied interests — and I think being in a porn fl ick would be really hot. I don’t
know what the ramifi cations of ramming on cam could be with regard to my future career. The
fi eld I want to go into is a very specifi c burgeoning branch of medicine generally unrelated to
sex, but still involving patient care, and I want to be on the cutting edge of this type of medi-
cine. I don’t know how much the world of medicine pays attention to this sort of thing when
checking up on prospective doctors. Thoughts?
Wants To Film Lusty Orgasmic Lovin’
I don’t know if appearing in porn will make going into medicine more diffi cult, WTFLOL, but
it sure can fuck up a political career.
Sigh.
You know, for a few minutes it looked like Anthony Weiner was going to beat this thing. But
the prudes and hypocrites — in Congress and the media — carried the day.
Back to you, WTFLOL: Considering the amount of time and money that you’re going to in-
vest in becoming a doctor, and considering the recent moral panic about a few stray dick pics,
I would advise you to err on the side of not appearing in commercial porn, which would require
you to show your face. But go ahead and show everything else on an amateur porn site like
XTube — just edit out any shots that show your face and don’t let the camera linger on any dis-
tinguishing features (a distinctive tattoo that’s visible when you’re clothed, the parasitic twin
that juts from your neck). And, hey, if you want to make porn, have it seen by thousands of
people, not have it live forever online, and maybe win a big cash prize, you can enter HUMP!,
my annual amateur porn festival. Details at www.humpseattle.com.
My boyfriend and I have been together for 10 years. A few years ago, he informed me that
he was molested in high school by a teacher and was in a sexual relationship with this man un-
til he met me. I don’t have a problem with him being bisexual, but I do have a problem with him
not having a problem with his molestation. He feels it was consensual; I feel this man preyed
on him. He used to drink to avoid dealing with his emotions. He stopped drinking when he met
me, but this secret causes him to have panic attacks. I help heal his wounds, but what do I get
in return? Not what I want. I give him love and I accept him — and he tells me that he doesn’t
want kids and doesn’t want to marry me. He also hardly touches me. We’re better friends than
lovers. If I leave him, he’ll have no one. If I stay, I feel alone. We have fun and make each other
laugh, so it’s not all bad. But I’m pathetic, right?
Midwest Mess
I’m going to get slaughtered for this: There are people out there who have panic attacks
and drinking problems, don’t want to get married or have children, are cold, distant, withhold-
ing “lovers,” etc., who weren’t molested by high-school teachers or anybody else. I’m not say-
ing that your boyfriend’s history is unrelated to his other issues — I can’t say that — but if he
doesn’t regard that relationship as the source of all his troubles, MM, you should stop insisting
that he feel terrible/victimized/damaged because that’s how you think he should feel.
Are you pathetic? No, MM, you’re not. You’re in a relationship that’s not living up to your
expectations, and it’s making you unhappy. Now you have a big choice and a smaller subchoice
to make: Either you can adjust your expectations and stay with this guy, MM, and try to ap-
preciate the things he brings into your life, or you can refuse to adjust your expectations and
(1) be miserable in this relationship or (2) leave this guy and get out there and fi nd someone
else or die trying.
I’m a 22-year-old male with a vaginal fi sting fetish. I have yet to tell my girlfriend of three
years about this. First, although we’re in love, no relationship is 100 percent guaranteed, and
fulfi lling this particular kink would result in drastic and permanent physical changes that could
ruin her for anyone else if we don’t make it. Second, I’m not sure how to ask. I can’t just say,
“Hey, hon? Mind if I jam my arm in there?” Third, even if she were for it, I don’t know where to
start!
Fetishist In Serious Turmoil
First, at three years, all your kink cards should be lying faceup on the table. She’s not
obligated to get into fi sting to please you, as you’re aware, so you’re not going to “ruin her”
just by broaching the subject.
Second, you say something like “I think vaginal fi sting is hot and I’m curious what you, the
vagina-haver in this relationship, think about it.”
Third, I’m tempted to say, “You start by removing your watch,” but no one wears a watch
anymore and all wannabe vag-fi sters should start by reading Deborah Addington’s A Hand in
the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting. (“If fi sting ruined one for other partners, I’d have
been fucked outta luck a long time ago,” Addington said when I shared your e-mail with her.
She recommends plenty of lube and lots of Kegels, if your girlfriend goes for it. “The only
‘drastic and permanent’ changes that occur are the changes of mind and body that come
when one realizes how much pleasure one can have,” Addington continued. “That’s life alter-
ing. The stretched-out black-hole-of-doom is a myth. I’m 46 and can still walk up a fl ight of
stairs without dropping the Ben Wa Balls — and that after plenty of fi sting, with more than one
partner.”)
Speaking of gaping orifi ces: Rick Santorum told CNN’s Don Lemon that he has gay friends
and he loves his gay friends and they love him back. The openly gay Lemon, oddly enough, did
not demand names and contact information for these gay friends.
I’d like to hear directly from the gays who love Santorum despite Santorum’s belief that
gay people are no better than dog fuckers and child rapists, his promise to repeal the DADT
repeal, his desire to write anti-gay bigotry into the US Constitution, his opposition to gay
adoption, and his belief that consensual gay sex should be a felony. If Santorum’s gay friends
love Santorum as much as Santorum loves his gay friends, I’m sure they would be only too
glad to speak to the media about their love of Santorum.
Santorum told Lemon that his imaginary gay friends prove that he’s no homophobe. But
if you believe — as Santorum has said repeatedly — that gays and lesbians are a threat to the
family and a danger to the country, then you should be openly and proudly homophobic. So
either Santorum is lying when he says we’re a thr eat to the family, a danger to the country,
etc., or he’s lying when he says he has gay friends.
Which is it, Rick?
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com — is now being regularly updated by a smart group of new bloggers. For all your Santo-
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