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I don’t print the e-mail addresses of readers looking for hookups, MRSB, as I am a profes-
sional advice columnist, thankyouverymuch, not a yentapimp for wannabe Mrs. Robinsons.
(It also gives my lawyer fi ts. “What if you print this woman’s e-mail address and this woman
meets a nice young man who turns out to be Ted Bundy?” says my lawyer, who is old enough
to remember who Ted Bundy was — and Mrs. Robinson — but somehow not too old to lawyer.)
But save for asking me to print your e-mail address in the column, MRSB, I approve of
everything you and your husband are doing. Married olds everywhere should follow your ex-
ample: You got through the lean years with decent-if-uninspired sex, you didn’t become bitter
about all that decent-if-uninspired sex, you got back to indecent-and-inspired sex once the kids
headed to college (which you were able to do because you didn’t let yourselves get bitter), and
— most importantly — instead of freaking out and shooting down each other’s sexual fantasies,
you’re helping each other realize those fantasies. Brafuckingvo.
So how do you fi nd the right young man? Trawl the net, like all the other horndogs, and get
your husband to help. (You asked your friend to have that three-way, right? Your husband can
place a few “hotwife” ads.) Yes, there are fakers and fl akes on Craigslist — lots and lots — but
there are some real boys to be had; there’s also FetLife.com and AshleyMadison.com and a
million other hookup sites. Cast a wide net.
Once you’ve found a potential Benjamin: Make sure you know his real name, meet in public,
discuss safety (condoms) and sexual health (tested recently?), and be sure to let him know
that someone else — someone heavily armed — knows where you are and who you’re with and
when you’re supposed to be back.
Here’s the tricky part: If you don’t get a good feeling when you meet in person — if he
seems dodgy, if his pics lied, if he gives off a rape-y/serial-killer-y/lawyer-y-fi t-vindicating vibe
— don’t go through with it.
P.S. Oh, what the hell: MRSB’s e-mail address is j.e.robinson71@gmail.com. Have at her,
Benjamins.
I’m a 24-year-old straight male. For the past six months, I’ve been dating an amazing GGG
girl. We have amazing sex. The other night, after a week of no sex, I came on to her in bed on
Saturday night. She turned me down and said that she was okay with me masturbating on the
other side of the bed so she could sleep. After a very unsatisfying orgasm, I told her I under-
stood her need to sleep, since we had an early engagement the next morning, but that this was
diffi cult for me. She said we’d have great sex the next day, which we did.
Which one of us needs to be GGG in this scenario, should it happen again?
Fucking Early Engagement Botches Lovely Evening
Done and done, MBMC.
We used to have a regular feature at Savage Love called “Straight Rights Watch.” It lapsed
when the Democrats took the House in 2006 and political attacks on the sexual freedoms
of straight people decreased. But the GOP is back in charge of the House and state houses
across the country, and attacks on the sexual freedoms of heterosexuals — attempts to ban
abortion, restrict access to birth control, destroy Planned Parenthood (which doesn’t just
serve straight people), even make it legal to kill abortion providers (!!!) — are back, and so,
sadly, is Straight Rights Watch.
Hello? Heterosexuals? Your legislators need to hear from you, and they need to hear from
you now. And there’s an easy way to make your voice heard: Go to www.istandwithplanned-
parenthood.org and add your name to an open letter to Congress, then swing over to www.
plannedparenthood.org, click Donate, and give what you can.
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I’m a 41-year-old, very attractive, happily married woman. My husband and I have been
together for 15 years. When we fi rst met, the sex was absolutely incredible. After we got married,
the sex was good, not great. This was because we were busy raising our children. (My husband
had custody of 4-year-old twins, children from his fi rst marriage, when we married.) The reason
I know our sex life suffered while we were busy raising the kids is that after the girls went off to
college, things went right back to absolutely incredible.
One night, we were talking about our sexual fantasies, and I confessed that since my mid-30s
I’ve fantasized about being with a younger man. He told me that he’d be fi ne with me living out
that fantasy if I would have a MFF threesome with him. I agreed, and we had the MFF threesome
with a friend of mine.
Here’s my question: How do I go about fi nding a gorgeous, college-age man? I thought about
posting an ad on Craigslist, but you’ve said that most of the people on Craigslist are fl akes and
picture collectors. Do you have better suggestions for fi nding a straight college-age guy for a
no-strings-attached encounter? I’m in the Pacifi c Northwest, if that makes a difference. Also,
I’m a complete newbie to this, so I’d appreciate a rundown of all of the usual safety advice when
meeting a stranger for sex.
Mrs. Robinson Seeks Benjamin
P.S. Here is my e-mail address in case any of your gorgeous, male, college-age readers in the
Pacifi c Northwest are interested: [e-mail deleted].
I’m writing to ask you to help me spread the word about an issue close to my heart. I am a
23-year-old woman without medical insurance who relies on Planned Parenthood. They have
done SO MUCH for me. They have provided me with birth control, annual Pap smears that I can
actually afford, and emotional support that helped me get over an abusive relationship and
sexual assault.
The US House of Representatives passed a bill last week that would cut all federal funding
for Planned Parenthood. This isn’t just an attack on American women. Planned Parenthood
educates the entire community about sexual health and sexually transmitted infections. I know
I don’t need to preach to you. I plan to write to my senators about this, and I am encouraging
everyone I know to do so. What I ask is that you mention this in your column as soon as pos-
sible.
My Body, My Choice
RICK KNEALE 541-513-9984 WWW.RKNEALEGUITARS.COM
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A week is a long time to go without at your age and at six months and prekids, I realize, but
it sounds like the girlfriend more than made it up to you the next day. As for who needs to be
GGG in this scenario, should it happen again (and it will) …
GGG demands a little something of both of you. GGG requires you to stop whining about
having to wait 24 whole hours for awesome sex, FEEBLE, and GGG requires her — if she isn’t
completely exhausted (and it appears she wasn’t, as she was still awake when your “very
unsatisfying orgasm” was over) — to come through with a loving assist when you’re desperate
and she’s not feeling it, i.e., lie with you, talk dirty to you, stick a fi nger up your butt — what-
ever — for the 5 or 10 minutes it takes you to drain your sack.
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