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Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site
SNARLY UBER BEAST
TIME FOR ADVENTURE
Smart lady with taste, style and
form seeks similar elemental of
like mind:hu-Man must gno the
difference between an alan
wrench and a cresecent wrench.
Electronic music whiz seeks
muse. silverstar156, 51, g ,
#105860
Interest in women for the first
time and would like to explore/
Making friends, I love to meet
new people. I love music, reading
and watching movies. MissE,
19, g , #105939
CRAZY MONKEY LOVIN
Fun attractive extravert HWP
Single woman seeks HWP emo-
tionally stable man with humor
and must be a good sport No
f-ing leprichauns or sasquatch
Previous applicants need not
apply. Ameliann, 36, g ,
#103272
KIND GENEROUS ACCEPTING
i want someone who loves cud-
dling / spending time with me
loyalty and honesty is needed so
is maturity and disapline no
druggy or gamers please and
confident person wanted.
sap222, 19, #105872
FILL THE WONDER
me and my freind are looking for
a man to join us and have sum
fun.. im 36 he is 22 . jenswood,
36, g , #105786
FUNNY SULTRY NERD
Sweet & sexy Southern belle
looking for a real connection.
Fairly flighty, yet down to earth.
Courtship is a lost art and hope
to find a real artist.
HappyNurseSarah, 33, ☎,
g , #105777
(Charges may apply)
A CHARMING POLYGON
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
a d ve n t u re s.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
PONDERING AMBIVILANCE
QUANDRY
Reclusive 56yo internet mer-
chant seeks companionship.
Disturb my peace. Share my soli-
tude. Complicate my simplicity,
obliterate my routine. YES: Herb,
Red Road, gardening, crafts, web
skills. NO: baggage, alcohol,
tobacco. farce_twiddler, 56,
g , #102936
DRIFTING
RET IS BORING
nice guy looking for nice mello
no bs kind of lady. framerbill,
49, g , #105862
CRAZY TINY DANCER....
I am wild about the magic in you.
In Beaverland, got Thai-ed in
Rice Paper.UR Eye Candy It’s just
Amazeing Grace I found you.
Just ducky. The Purple People
Eater When: Thursday,
January
20,
2011.
Where:
Beavertown
USA. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #901940
BIYCLE RIDE MAYBE
I AM A DEVOTE CHRISTRIAN AND
GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY
THE FIRST DATE WOULD HAVE TO
BE IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY
MORNING. WHAT SAFER PLACE TO
MEET.GOD BLESS. trigg9090,
59, g , #105892
COUNTRY BOY LOVE
am looking for the “right”
woman to love after 12 years of
being single. I have learned a lot
about myself and not to depend
on a woman to cook. alanwall,
63, g , #105875
AM I GREEDY?
When it comes to love, yes.
Happily married w/ kids, but the
seeking new friends and experi-
ences (with permission). If you
can get over my situation, we
could have fun. north_of_
normal, 34, g , #105520
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 47,
g , #105513
HONEST, SWEET, HARDASS
WANTED FWB
we are a couple in our thirties
looking for friends then more.we
are easy going and dont care
about looks. gavman, 32, ☎,
g , #105887
Moved from Lancaster city, PA. I
love loving and being with peo-
ple. learning, talking, herb, for-
ests, art, music, analyzing, sus-
tainability (fuck industrializa-
tion). I want open relationships.
I’m bi. sleepingwbooks, 20,
g , #105401
M’DEAR FRECKLE
My thanks for making Saturday’s
Amos Lee even more fun ~ 44 is
HOT!!! When: Saturday,
January
22,
2011.
Where:
McDonald
Theatre. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901944
HEY OLIVIA
Met you at bus stop in front of
Eugene Mennonite Church on
1/17/2011; you got off work at
Churchill Estates and we talked
for awhile. Coffee? When:
Monday, January 17,
2011. Where: Bus stop in
front of mennonite
church. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901943
NOBODY KNOWS IT
Blanche loves you and all your
particles. When: Saturday,
January
9, 2010.
Where: The saloon. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#901933
BEAUTIFUL EUGENE
To all of you wonderful people
here in this city: you all are
lovely and honestly make my
world go round. Thanks for mak-
ing this such a wonderful place.
When: Friday, January
21, 2011. Where: peace of
mind. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901939
ODE DEL COFFEE-BOY
Your smile and laughter make
my day, and with each morning
willingly I say: my love of your
spirit fills me with joy, you are
such a stupendous coffee boy.
When: Monday, January
10, 2011. Where: Global
Delights. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901938
MY LOVE
Your eyes have kept me sane.
your voice has has always sent
chills down my spine.I will always
love you,no matter what hap-
pens.Even if it hurts When:
Thursday, January 20,
20 1 1 .
Wh e re :
Everywhere.
You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#901935
GIMME A Y!
Cafe Yumm, Thursday, lots of
other places and lots of other
times. Love you, Michelle!! (Just
wanted to see if you were look-
ing!) When: Thursday,
January
20,
2011.
Where: Franklin Yumm.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Woman. #901934
WALLET FOUND 12-15-10
You found my wallet at the Hong
Kong Restaurant. I’d like to take
you out for a couple of pints as a
reward. Describe, and let’s go to
High
street!
When:
Wednesday, December
15, 2010. Where: My
house. You: Man. Me:
Man. #901932
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): What rewards do you deserve for all the
good living and the hard work you’ve done since your last birthday?
And what amends should you make for the mediocre living and the
work you’ve shirked since your last birthday? If you choose this week
to take care of these two matters with purposeful clarity, you will
ensure the best possible outcomes. The reward you earn will be the
right one, and the amends you offer will provide the proper correction.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Sometimes I fly in my dreams. The
ecstasy is almost unbearable as I soar high above the landscape.
But there’s something I enjoy dreaming about even more, and that’s
running. For years I’ve had recurring dreams of sprinting for sheer joy
through green hills and meadows, often following rivers that go on for-
ever. I’m never short of breath. My legs never get tired. I feel vital and
vigorous and fulfilled. Does it seem odd that I prefer running to flying?
I think I understand why. The flying dreams represent the part of me
that longs to escape the bonds of earth, to be free of the suffering
and chaos here. My running dreams, on the other hand, express the
part of me that loves being in a body and exults in the challenges of
this world. Given your astrological omens, Taurus, I think you’re ready
for whatever is your personal equivalent of running in your dreams.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): An interviewer asked me if there’s any
special ritual I do before writing these horoscopes. I told her that I
often say a prayer in which I affirm my desire to provide you with
these three services: 1. that what I create will be of practical use to
you; 2. that it will help you cultivate your relationship with your inner
teacher; 3. that it will inspire you to tap into and use the substantial
freedom you have to create the life you want. I hope I’m doing a good
job, Gemini, because in the coming weeks your inner teacher will be
overflowing with practical clues about the art of liberation.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Spring dawn: Turning toward the
storm cloud, I lost sight of the bird.” Let this haiku-like poem by Julius
Lester serve as a cautionary tale, Cancerian. You’re at risk of getting
so fearfully fixated on a storm cloud that you may lose track, meta-
phorically speaking, of a rare and beautiful bird. And the thing is, the
storm cloud isn’t even harboring that big a ruckus. It will pour out its
flash and dazzle quickly, leaving virtually no havoc in its wake. That’s
why it would be a shame for you to let your perverse fascination with
it cause you to get separated from a potential source of inspiration.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Shockwaves of toxic misinformation pulse
through the internet on a regular basis. One of the latest infections
attacked the subject of astrology. An astronomer in Minneapolis pro-
claimed that due to the precession of the equinoxes, everyone’s astro-
logical sign is wrong. He was perfectly mistaken, of course, for reasons
I explain here: http://bit.ly/AstroHoax. But few journalists in the major
media bothered to check the accuracy of the sensationalist allegation
34 JANUARY 27, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
BREN
Nenenenenen! Thanks for being
my friend. Coffee at DB at crazy
hours with you will never get old.
Please keep it friendly. I like what
we already have. :) When:
Sunday, January 16,
2011. Where: Dutch
Bros.. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901936
ITS 420 SOMEWHERE
OPEN MINDED
Free Will Astrology
BRITTNEY-N
i luv u with all my hart an soul u
r a wonderful mother an dont let
anyone tell u different When:
Thursday, January 20,
2011. Where: n my life.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901941
Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene,
i just moved from indiana. im
just lookin for some cool people
to hang out with, def. must be
4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21,
g , #105870
Looking for a Friend, a Lover, a
Companion, an Equal. To build a
lasting relationship, on Trust,
Honesty, Support, an Open
Communication. This sounds
good, meet face to face.
F9asW9, 51, g , #105915
I am in an open marriage and am
looking for someone to hang out
with during the day. I am very
good looking, honest, smart,
funny and a bit kinky. open-
minded, 41, g , #105888
SAYING GOODBYE NLS
I’ll wait and dream of us.
Butterfly kisses Big Lebowskis
and great big hugs. You have my
heart and I yours. Don’t let go. I’ll
come home to you again.
When:
Thursday,
January
20,
2011.
Where: In a beautiful
memory. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901937
SPANKEE
F9ASW9
Starting a new life, in need of
someone with common interests
to share my life’s experiences
with. Into the arts, music, books,
movies, games, Celtic culture &
my dogs. Ira, 38, g ,
#105911
HEAVENLY BAGEL
I see you with those bagels a
particular swing in your walk. I
am attracted like a fly to sticky
tape. Do not reject me,accept my
proposition for eternal love.
When:
Saturday,
January
22,
2011.
Where: Humble. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#901942
I need a good woman behind me.
spankee, 48, #105902
MAKE ME BELIEVE
am
open
honest
thoughtful,looking to find some-
one who isnt in a hurry to make
things happen,let it grow
organically,am comfortable in
my own skin. taphaph, 60, ☎,
g , #105927
HONEST RELATIONSHIP
I’m an honest lady, I’m fun, out-
going and I like to laugh at funny
things. I like to dance, sing and
work. Brittney22, 22, ☎,
g , #105864
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before publishing it, and soon the collective imagination was on fire.
Hundreds of thousands of people suffered unnecessary identity crises
and felt emotions that were based on a fallacy. In the coming week,
Leo, you should be on high alert for a comparable outbreak or two in
your personal sphere. Be vigorously skeptical — not just toward the
stories other people tell, but also toward the theories and fantasies
that rise up in your own brain. Don’t believe everything you think.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You are usually conscientious about
attending to the details. It’s one of your specialties to take care of little
necessities. You often know what to do in order to fix mistakes and
messes caused by the imprecision of other people. For now, though, I
encourage you to take a break from all that. In my opinion, you need
to regenerate and replenish yourself, and a good way to accomplish
that is to let your mind go blissfully blank. At least consider it, please.
Give yourself permission to space out about the intricacies. Steep
yourself in the primordial ooze where everything is everything.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I’ll be interested to see how you shift your
attitudes about love in the coming weeks, Libra. Fate will be bringing
you good reasons to move away from long-held opinions about the na-
ture of romance and intimacy. Your subconscious mind will be stirring
with new dispensations about how best to deal with and express your
life-giving longings. All in all, the process should be pretty enjoyable,
especially if you relish psycho-spiritual riddles that impel you to probe
deeper into the mysteries of togetherness.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Dear Rob: I am a professional obsesser.
I mean I obsess on things a lot. But here’s the thing. When I do obsess
on something and work with manic intensity to achieve it, I am
changed in the process — frequently to the point of no longer desiring
what I was once obsessed by! This makes me crazy! Any advice? — Fla-
grant Scorpio. Dear Flagrant: This is a gift, not a problem. Figuring out
what you don’t want is a key factor in developing self-knowledge. And
often the only way to do that is by pursuing what you think you want.
Ultimately you’ll be purged of your lesser longings and superficial
wishes and be able to crystallize a clear vision of what you truly desire
more than anything else.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A “karma whore” is someone who
performs an abundant number of favors and acts of kindness in the
hope of accumulating extra good karma. Judging from the astrological
omens, I’m thinking this week will be prime time for you to flirt with
being such a person. Why? Because the blessings you bestow in the
near future are more likely than usual to generate specific blessings
coming back your way. You don’t necessarily have to go to ridiculous
extremes — holding the door open for five people behind you, allowing
10 cars to merge in front of you on the highway, flinging out casual but
sincere compliments with reckless abandon. But from what I can tell,
the more help you dole out, the more you’ll get in return.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may have no idea of how much
power you have right now to start fresh — to escape the muddle of
murky old failures. Your imagination might not yet be sufficiently
lubricated to glide you into the expansive version of the future you
deserve. But I’m hoping that this little horoscope of mine changes all
that. I’m praying that you are already registering the pleasant shock
I’m trying to jolt you with, and are awakening to the rampant possibili-
ties. On your mark. Get set. Go!
PI SCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I’ve never been a fan of gurus. My view
is that everyone should be his or her own guru. But there was one
guy whose antics were pretty entertaining. He was one of those crazy
wisdom types who borrowed liberally from the trickster archetype.
This is what he told his followers about how to interpret their dreams
in which he appeared. “If you dream of me and I’m not kicking your
butt, it wasn’t really me.” I’ll say the same thing to you, Pisces: The
only teachers worth listening to, studying, and dreaming about in the
next two weeks will be those who kick your butt.
HOMEWORK: To read my response to the Internet rumor that
astrology is based on wrong assumptions, go here: http://bit.ly/
AstroHoax.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The greatest challenge to any
thinker is stating the problem in such a way that will allow a solution,”
said philosopher Bertrand Russell. In other words, the words you use
to describe your dilemma are crucial. If you’re lazy or pessimistic
about framing your big question, you minimize your chances for find-
ing a useful answer. If you’re precise and creative, you’re more likely to
attract the information and inspiration you need. This is always true,
of course, but especially so for you right now.
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