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NIGHT_NURSE_LIVING_WELL
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
REDHEAD GODDESS
I am looking for someone to
show me how to have fun again.
I am looking for a new adven-
ture, lots of fun and friendship.
g ,
al1zab3th,
21,
#105781
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 47,
g , #105513
Can’t stop thinking about you.
Enamoured by your lucid spirit. I
could fill your days with joy;
protect you, love you, help you
evolve into the fearless goddess
you are. When: Wednesday,
January 5, 2011. Where:
my place. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901920
HONEST, SWEET, HARDASS
Moved from Lancaster city, PA. I
love loving and being with peo-
ple. learning, talking, herb, for-
ests, art, music, analyzing, sus-
tainability (fuck industrializa-
tion). I want open relationships.
I’m bi. sleepingwbooks, 20,
g , #105401
CRAZY MONKEY LOVIN
Fun attractive extravert HWP
Single woman seeks HWP emo-
tionally stable man with humor
and must be a good sport No
f-ing leprichauns or sasquatch
Previous applicants need not
apply. Ameliann, 36, g ,
#103272
KIND GENEROUS ACCEPTING
i want someone who loves cud-
dling / spending time with me
loyalty and honesty is needed so
is maturity and disapline no
druggy or gamers please and
confident person wanted.
sap222, 19, #105872
HONEST RELATIONSHIP
I’m an honest lady, I’m fun, out-
going and I like to laugh at funny
things. I like to dance, sing and
work. Brittney22, 22, ☎,
g , #105864
GREGARIOUS, HARD-
WORKING, SECURE
I’m fun to be around, good look-
ing, hard-working, and financial-
ly stable. I’m finishing my degree
to teach while holding down a
full time techie job. Mooshum,
45, g , #105861
SWEET FUN OPENMINDED
I am in an open relationship.I am
looking for nice ,kind open mind-
ed guys..I have been told that
I’m outgoing,funny,kind and
s i l l y. I
love
hiking,camping,cooking any-
thing
outside.
Down2earthgirl2, 41, g ,
#105854
LOOKIN4 SUMTHIN NEW
lookin 4punk or pierced or tatted
bifemale who enjoys fine/funky
things, havin fun, enjoyin
life&just being. im 35bisexual,an
awesome baker&chef, hot body,
free-spirited&passionate who
enjoys all that life is. Out_of_
the_Blu, 35, ☎, g ,
#105771
LOW-TOP CONVERSE
COUNTRY BOY LOVE
HOME MADE
I love House. I love reading and
writing. I love Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. I love to slide on linoleum
floors in socks. I love spontane-
ity. WrongObsession, 19,
g , #104578
am looking for the “right”
woman to love after 12 years of
being single. I have learned a lot
about myself and not to depend
on a woman to cook. alanwall,
63, g , #105875
Plastic, car centric, myspace,
lying trick’n??? GO AWAY! home
grown, organic, hard work,
farms, animals, plants, good
food, happiness, wake early,
work, honesty??? COME STAY!
botanica, 23, #104585
RET IS BORING
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;)
i’m a cat loving stoner, with a
great body,i love dressing up, i
have a boyfriend but this is for
me, i would like to hang out and
get to know a nice pretty girl,.
ashliemae91, 19, #105720
LOOKING FOR ME?
Looking for a real, honest and
grown up relationship? Tired of
the liars and cheats? If so and
want a “grown-up” friendship
and maybe more, drop me a
message, thx. Lookingfor
thatspecialgirl,
45,
#104511
FILL THE WONDER
me and my freind are looking for
a man to join us and have sum
fun.. im 36 he is 22 . jenswood,
36, g , #105786
SPANKEE
I need a good woman behind me.
spankee, 48, #105902
BIYCLE RIDE MAYBE
I AM A DEVOTE CHRISTRIAN AND
GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY
THE FIRST DATE WOULD HAVE TO
BE IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY
MORNING. WHAT SAFER PLACE TO
MEET.GOD BLESS. trigg9090,
59, g , #105892
SOUTHERN CHARM
I’ve fairly new here and have
found it unusally difficult to
meet new people. I’m looking for
an athletic and outdoor person
that can keep me off the couch.
g ,
iampitre,
24,
#105832
OPEN MINDED
I am in an open marriage and am
looking for someone to hang out
with during the day. I am very
good looking, honest, smart,
funny and a bit kinky. open-
minded, 41, g , #105888
Free Will Astrology
we are a couple in our thirties
looking for friends then more.we
are easy going and dont care
about looks. gavman, 32, ☎,
g , #105887
STARTIN OVER AGAIN
Hello Iíve turned my life around
and removed most of the toxic
people in it, but I forgot how to
add the good ones. ADDEM,
39, g , #105828
ITS 420 SOMEWHERE
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 19, g ,
#105839
O.O 0.0 ^_^
Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30
to hang out with here in
Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay
males. Nice and laid-back? Drop
me a line. Into old movies a plus.
ragemanchoo, 28, ☎, g ,
#101557
Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene,
i just moved from indiana. im
just lookin for some cool people
to hang out with, def. must be
4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21,
g , #105870
AM I GREEDY?
When it comes to love, yes.
Happily married w/ kids, but the
seeking new friends and experi-
ences (with permission). If you
can get over my situation, we
could have fun. north_of_
normal, 34, g , #105520
Can you get any hotter?! Next
time instead of ordering my tira-
misu I’m going to order you! :)
When:
Saturday,
January 8, 2011. Where:
Sweet Life. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #901923
NEWBEGININGZ DREAMED
AWAKE
Aloha sweet Alicia it was ridicu-
lous fun invoking the goddess
thru dance i jumbled your num-
ber & deeply desire to find u
again -kiss the fraggles When:
Saturday, January 1,
2011. Where: new years
warehouse party. You:
Woman. Me: Man. ☎
#901922
You found my phone - returned it
to SUNDANCE! Who are you?
Please stop back by for a reward
- ask for James! THANK YOU SO
MUCH! Happy New Year! When:
Tuesday, January
4,
2011. Where: 29th and
Kincaid. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901918
MELISSA-DIABLO’S-
NEWYEARS
Melissa. You really made me
smile! I’d love to get to know
you. How about treats at Sweet
Life or going for a hike on the
McKenzie? When: Saturday,
January 1, 2011. Where:
Diablo’s. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901917
BEAUTIFUL IOWA WOMAN
Ringing in the New Year, you
hugged me with such verve,and
kissed me with passion. It just
gets better with you. Always.
How lucky am I? When:
Saturday, January 1,
2011. Where: Rockin’
New Year’s Eve. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#901921
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): What empire are you building, Aries?
What master plan are you in the midst of carrying out? As you gaze
out upon your realm, are you content with the way it’s evolving?
Judging from the current astrological omens, I’d say it’s an excellent
time to ponder questions like those. And if your inventory reveals that
you’re missing some pieces of the big picture’s puzzle, I suggest you
set out on a quest to locate them.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In a famous psychology experiment,
test subjects watched a video of six people passing basketballs to
each other. Their assignment was to count how many passes were
thrown and caught by the three people wearing white shirts, while
ignoring passes between the three wearing black shirts. But there was
a trick embedded in the exercise. Midway through the video, a person
wearing a gorilla suit ambled into the scene, thumped his chest, and
quickly departed. Half of the test subjects did not notice this intrusion.
They were too focused on the task of counting the passes made by
the players in white. (Watch it here: tinyurl.com/TrickGorilla.) In the
coming week, Taurus, I expect that you will experience at least one
similar trick. Look for the unexpected.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Astrologer Hunter Reynolds says that
when you are at your best, you Geminis specialize in “enlightened
impatience.” You don’t get trapped expressing polite deference in
situations that drain your energy. You don’t tolerate boring experi-
ences just because they’re supposed to be good for you. You’d rather
“err on the side of learning-through-too-much-movement” than get
bogged down in “principled sluggishness.” But while that’s how you
are when you’re at your peak, you can also be susceptible to the dark
side of this talent. Sometimes you abort a potential breakthrough by
prematurely fl eeing a useful but diffi cult scene. I suspect you may be
prone to that kind of behavior right now. My advice: Be skeptical of
your escape refl ex.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): In her poem “Heathen,” Lesley Wheel-
er describes a young boy who puts his ear up against his mother’s
ear “so that the god in your head can talk/ to the god in mine.” The
coming weeks would be an excellent time for you to try something
similar with people you care for. It’s a ripe moment to raise the stakes
in your intimate life ... to get closer than you’ve dared to get before
... to retire the familiar stories you and your allies are in the habit of
exchanging so that you can tune in to the deeper hum of each other’s
wilder truths.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): There’s a guy on the Internet — calls himself
Tian — whose mission is to correct Westerners who misunderstand
and misuse Chinese characters. Many of the people who write to him
for advice are Americans who have come to suspect that the Chinese
characters they got tattooed on their fl esh don’t really mean what
38 JANUARY 13, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
WANTED FWB
CANNY SUPPLE NOMAD
I enjoy reading, chai, writing,
traveling, gardening, snowbord-
ing, floating the river, hack,
cooking, bars, hiking, going to
shows, disc golf, conversations
that twist my mind & present
different realities/perceptions.
Bobow, 26, g , #105847
YOU FOUND MYPHONE
SWEET LIFE BOY
nice guy looking for nice mello
no bs kind of lady. framerbill,
49, g , #105862
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
adventures.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
RE: BURROUGHS NOVELLA
Not that this be chat room but,
you talking about Interzone?
Banned by the Postmaster
General at distribution by mail,
as found obscene. Later edited
and published entitled Naked
Lunch. When:
Friday,
December 31, 2010.
Where: Harvard. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#901919
they were led to believe (bit.ly/WrongTat). For example, Tian informed
one person that a tattoo whose character supposedly says “to learn
as much as possible” actually means “empty, hollow, bare, deserted.”
I offer this up as a cautionary tale, Leo. In the coming days, make sure
you’re not under a misapprehension about what you’re taking on and
taking in. Choose only the very best imprints — and verify that they
are what you think they are.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I regard 2011 as an excellent time for
you to cultivate your unique talents, some of which may still be latent
or undiscovered. With that in mind, consider these thoughts. Ernest
Hemingway said a person had to have “the guts of a burglar” to
develop his or her talent. Neurologist and author Dr. Alice W. Flaherty
believes that the drive to use one’s talent is even more important than
the amount of raw talent one has. And here’s novelist Erica Jong:
“Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow that ‘talent’
to the dark place where it leads.” P.S. If you do venture into those dark
places, you’ll eventually uncover 10 suns’ worth of illumination.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Back in 1962, an American company
named Corning created a product that was so revolutionary, no one
could fi gure out how to exploit it in practical ways. It was “Gorilla
glass,” a glass that’s so strong it’s almost impossible to break or even
scratch. Only recently has it found a commercial application, fi rst in
cell phones and other mobile devices and next in a new generation of
ultra-thin TV screens. I foresee a comparable development in your im-
mediate future, Libra: some ahead-of-its-time breakthrough you made
a while ago that can fi nally be used to improve your life.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): When I arrived at my acupuncturist’s
waiting room, there were just two magazines on the table next to my
chair: The celebrity rag People Style Weekly and the spiritually ori-
ented Shambala Sun. The fi rst offered articles on “hot new handbags
and shoes under $99” and “easy ways to get gorgeous hair, skin, and
nails.” The second provided a “guide to mindful living,” with advice
about how to get centered, focused and relaxed. I thought that was
metaphorically similar to the choice you will face in the coming week,
Scorpio. It’s up to you: Which way do you want to go?
chaos; imagine what it would be like to experience mystery and
intrigue that uplift you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Forgiveness means giving up
all hope for a better past,” said comedian Lily Tomlin. I recommend
that you make this a keynote during the next six months. According
to my understanding of the astrological omens, you will have the best
opportunity you’ve had in a long time to put some of your unsettling
memories to sleep for good. This is your big chance to graduate from
old anxieties that can never be resolved. You’re fi nally ready to de-
clare your independence from messy burdens and maddening riddles
that have haunted you.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you want to be healed, whether
from a physical malady or a psychic wound, there’s one prerequisite
you have to meet: You have to be willing to learn a lesson that your
suffering has invited you to study. I would go so far as to say that no
one, no matter how skilled a healer, can help cure you until you have
taken that fi rst step. So what teaching is it that you would need to
explore in order to transform your distress into wisdom?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Are you ready to get the fun surprise
you were promised in your dreams? Are you fully prepared to collect
the elegant prize you were guaranteed before you were born? I don’t
think you are -- mostly because you’re not thoroughly convinced that
you deserve these wonders. From what I can tell, your self-doubts
are still more substantial than your self-worth. And as long as that
holds true, you will continue to hold your just rewards at bay. So let’s
make it your project in the next three weeks to elevate your levels of
self-worth. It doesn’t mean you’ll have to completely shed your self-
doubts, so don’t worry about trying to pull off that impossible project.
All you need to do is adjust your self-worth to self-doubt ratio so it’s at
least 51 percent to 49 percent.
HOMEWORK: All of us are trying to wake up from our sleepy
delusions about the nature of life. What will be your most potent
wake-up technique in 2011? Go to Freewillastrology.com and click
“Email Rob.”
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I can almost categorically
guarantee that in 2011 you will have no encounters with fi re demons,
wart-ridden vampires, two-headed dogs, moaning ghosts, wayward
werewolves, or extraterrestrial robots. Nope. You can pretty much go
ahead and make plans based on the assumption that you won’t have
to account for intrusions like that. But I can also assure you that the
lack of crazy encounters with unhinged monsters does not mean your
life will suffer from blahs or boredom. On the contrary: I think this
could be one of your most interesting years in a decade. To prepare
yourself, make sure you don’t unconsciously equate adventure with
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