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KIND GENEROUS ACCEPTING
LOOKIN4 SUMTHIN NEW
i want someone who loves cud-
dling / spending time with me
loyalty and honesty is needed so
is maturity and disapline no
druggy or gamers please and
confident person wanted.
sap222, 19, #105872
lookin 4punk or pierced or tatted
bifemale who enjoys fine/funky
things, havin fun, enjoyin
life&just being. im 35bisexual,an
awesome baker&chef, hot body,
free-spirited&passionate who
enjoys all that life is. Out_of_
the_Blu, 35, ☎, g ,
#105771
HONEST RELATIONSHIP
I’m an honest lady, I’m fun, out-
going and I like to laugh at funny
things. I like to dance, sing and
work. Brittney22, 22, ☎,
g , #105864
GREGARIOUS, HARD-
WORKING, SECURE
I’m fun to be around, good look-
ing, hard-working, and financial-
ly stable. I’m finishing my degree
to teach while holding down a
full time techie job. Mooshum,
45, g , #105861
SWEET FUN OPENMINDED
I am in an open relationship.I am
looking for nice ,kind open mind-
ed guys..I have been told that
I’m outgoing,funny,kind and
s i l l y. I
love
hiking,camping,cooking any-
thing
outside.
Down2earthgirl2, 41, g ,
#105854
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
a d ve n t u re s.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
LITTLEMISSFUNSHINE;)
i’m a cat loving stoner, with a
great body,i love dressing up, i
have a boyfriend but this is for
me, i would like to hang out and
get to know a nice pretty girl,.
ashliemae91, 19, #105720
me and my freind are looking for
a man to join us and have sum
fun.. im 36 he is 22 . jenswood,
36, g , #105786
NIGHT_NURSE_LIVING_WELL
I am looking for someone to
show me how to have fun again.
I am looking for a new adven-
ture, lots of fun and friendship.
g ,
al1zab3th,
21,
#105781
O.O 0.0 ^_^
AM I GREEDY?
I enjoy reading, chai, writing,
traveling, gardening, snowbord-
ing, floating the river, hack,
cooking, bars, hiking, going to
shows, disc golf, conversations
that twist my mind & present
different realities/perceptions.
Bobow, 26, g , #105847
Extraordinary man seeks
monogamous lifetime partner.
Relaxed, energized, improvdanc-
er, healer, intuitive, sensual,
vegan, drugless, focused lover,
released patterns, learning,
knowing. Nature appreciator.
Keeping deep emotional sus-
tained physical connection.
Excellent communicator. stu-
lips, 48, ☎, g , #105517
Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30
to hang out with here in
Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay
males. Nice and laid-back? Drop
me a line. Into old movies a plus.
ragemanchoo, 28, ☎, g ,
#101557
When it comes to love, yes.
Happily married w/ kids, but the
seeking new friends and experi-
ences (with permission). If you
can get over my situation, we
could have fun. north_of_
normal, 34, g , #105520
SOUTHERN CHARM
I’ve fairly new here and have
found it unusally difficult to
meet new people. I’m looking for
an athletic and outdoor person
that can keep me off the couch.
g ,
iampitre,
24,
#105832
RET IS BORING
Caught
your
eye?
Good!Healthy,happy SWM 47,
interested in connecting with
single women for coffee, conver-
sation & company. Me:Non-
smoker,no drugs, optimistic,
interesting, employeed, great
communicator. Talk with me.
Hibiscus, 47, ☎, #105688
nice guy looking for nice mello
no bs kind of lady. framerbill,
49, g , #105862
Free Will Astrology
SHATTERED DREAM
It took a minute to find a you, an
hour to appreciate you, a day to
love you, I will never forget you
or the dream. I love you Amelia
When:
Monday,
December 27, 2010.
Where: in a dream. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#901909
LUCKYS DEAD RINGERS
WARM HUGS
we held hands to black muddy
river and didn’t have to no each
others names. me: morning dew
of course When: Saturday,
January 1, 2011. Where:
luckys. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #901913
&another one sis,this new year is
bringing cheer so dont cry dear.i
luv u amy&i saw u same womb.
When:
Wednesday,
December 29, 2010.
Where: same womb. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#901908
I am looking for a somewhat
grounded person that has a
impulsive and impromtu side. (If
that is not vague enough haha).
Perhaps you will show me some-
thing new. jbender85, 37,
g , #105681
ITS 420 SOMEWHERE
Hey, wuts up, im new to eugene,
i just moved from indiana. im
just lookin for some cool people
to hang out with, def. must be
4:20 friendly. R4Y2A0N, 21,
g , #105870
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 19, g ,
#105839
BURROUGHS NOVELLA
Adventures on heroin. From the
fifties. Required high school
reading. The Cliff notes. Wanna
try it? Faust ain’t got nothing on
you. Thought I’d post a personal.
Master? Spank, spank. When:
Saturday, February 11,
2006. Where: Corvallis
EW Red Box. You: Man.
Me: Man. #901911
PRINTER STORE BOY
FUNNYCOUNTRYBOY
Looking for someone that would
like to hang out and see where
things go.Currently not going to
school right now,just working
full time.I don’t really know what
else to say. Arkleone, 22, g ,
#105647
Thanks raging with us on this
epic new year!!! You guys are a
blast and a half!!! Lets do it again
soon! Oh my goddess...Hit me up!
lol...meow
;)
When:
Saturday, January 1,
2011. Where: Random
2getherNess :). You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#901912
SWEET LIFE BOY
Dear sweet life boy, would you be
my sweet boy toy? You serve me
cake, your smiles not fake. Can
we go on a sweet life date?
When:
Thursday,
December 30, 2010.
Where: Sweet Life. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#901916
You: tall printer-store boy, curly-
hair, glasses. Me: pink-hair, shy
smile. You helped me at the
printer fixing store lastweek and
today. think you’re cute/funny,
but i was nervous. Coffee date?
When:
Thursday,
December 30, 2010.
Where: Printer Fixing
Store. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901910
SWEET KISSES
oh but of course,i saw u.even
though your hair was in ur face,
how could i miss ur eyes,and the
warmth of ur smile.ilove u,and
everything webelieved in as kids.
When:
Wednesday,
December 29, 2010.
Where: same womb. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#901907
TRAVIS
Met u one night not long ago
cant get u out of my head or my
heart ur the sweetest amy
When:
Monday,
December 20, 2010.
Where: venus. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #901906
MELISSA-DIABLO’S-
NEWYEARS
Melissa. You really made me
smile! I’d love to get to know
you. How about treats at Sweet
Life or going for a hike on the
McKenzie? When: Saturday,
January 1, 2011. Where:
Diablo’s. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901917
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): “A man may fulfi ll the object of his
existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a
task he cannot achieve,” mused 19th-century author Oliver Wendell
Holmes, Sr. Advice that wild could just as well have been dispensed by
a feral saint living in a cave in the woods. And now I’m passing it on to
you, Aries, just in time for the beginning of what may be your wildest
year in a decade. In my astrological opinion, you are ready to be a
connoisseur of mysteries that purify the mind and nurture the soul …
a daredevil of the spirit in quest of seemingly impossible dreams … a
fi erce adept of the wisdom of uncertainty who’s in love with unpredict-
able teachings.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): What confusing commotion would you
like to walk away from and never come back to? What lessons have
you learned so well that you’re overdue to graduate from them? What
long-term healing process would you like to fi nish up so you can fi nally
get started on the building phase that your healing will give you the
power to carry out? These are excellent questions to ask yourself as
you plan your life in the next six months.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The Strait of Gibralter is the narrow
passage between Europe and Africa where the Mediterranean Sea
joins the Atlantic Ocean. According to legend, in ancient times the
Latin phrase ne plus ultra was inscribed in the rock overlooking this
gateway. It meant “not further beyond,” and served as a warning to
sailors not to venture out to the wild waters past the strait. Eventually,
that cautionary advice became irrelevant, of course. With a sturdy ves-
sel, skilled crew, good preparation, and expert knowledge based on the
experience of others, venturing out past the ne plus ultra point wasn’t
dangerous. I hope you’ll take that as your cue in 2011, Gemini.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): There were problems with the soccer
balls used in the World Cup last year. Many players felt they were dif-
fi cult to control. Their trajectory was unpredictable. Brazilian forward
Luis Fabiano went so far as to say that the ball “doesn’t want to be
kicked.” Other players said the balls were poorly made, like those “you
buy in a supermarket.” I bring this to your attention as a cautionary
metaphor, Cancerian. In 2011 you will be taking part in your equivalent
of the World Cup. It will be crucial to have the very best tools and
accessories. You can’t afford to play with balls that don’t respond ac-
curately to your skillful means.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Biological diversity refers to the variety of
life forms in any particular area, while cultural diversity measures
the richness of social forms of expression. Then there’s biocultural
diversity, which measures both together. Can you guess the places on
the planet where biocultural diversity is highest? They’re Indonesia,
Malaysia, Melanesia, the Amazon Basin, and Central Africa. I would
love it if you had a chance to immerse yourself in environments like
30 JANUARY 6, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 47,
g , #105513
ADVENTUROUS AND HONEST
PSSST, OVER HERE!
am looking for the “right”
woman to love after 12 years of
being single. I have learned a lot
about myself and not to depend
on a woman to cook. alanwall,
63, g , #105875
N. GERNARD
Attention woman portrayed in
“Curiouser and Curiouser”. Was
that you sitting at Meadowview
road. Need to know, so many
questions. When: Tuesday,
December 28, 2010.
Where: Meadowview Rd..
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901915
NYE SHENANAGINZ
MAN SEEKING LTR
STARTIN OVER AGAIN
COUNTRY BOY LOVE
(Charges may apply)
CANNY SUPPLE NOMAD
Hello Iíve turned my life around
and removed most of the toxic
people in it, but I forgot how to
add the good ones. ADDEM,
39, g , #105828
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those in 2011, Leo. If you can’t manage that, fi nd the next best thing.
You will thrive by exposing yourself to a kaleidoscopic mix of human
types and natural infl uences.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): When I started my rock band World
Entertainment War, I was guided by a vision of us having two lead
singers, me and another person. Ultimately I chose a woman named
Darby Gould as my collaborator. While I have decent skills as a vocalist,
her talent is genius level. I knew that our work together would push
me to be at the top of my game and allow me to write ambitious songs
that I didn’t have the chops to sing by myself. I’ve always been pleased
with how that strategy worked. Would you consider giving yourself a
similar challenge in 2011, Virgo? It’ll be the Year of Collaboration for
you. Why not put yourself in a position to transcend the limitations
you have when operating solely under your own power?
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Africa is cracking open in preparation
for the birth of a new ocean. The whole process will take 10 million
years, but the fi rst sign occurred in 2005, when a 37-mile-long fi ssure
appeared in Ethiopia. Eventually, say geologists, the rift will grow
enormous and fi ll with seawater. I expect a metaphorically compa-
rable development for you in 2011, Libra: the subtle yet monumental
beginning of a new “ocean” you’ll be enjoying and learning from and
dealing with for many years to come.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 1967, the U.S. had 31,225 nuclear
warheads. But by 2010 it had a mere 5,113. The world’s most militarized
nation hopes to scale down to an even more modest 3,000 or so
by 2021. In the coming year, Scorpio, I’d love to see you be inspired
by that example to begin reducing your own levels of anger and
combativeness. You don’t have to do away entirely with your ability to
fi ght everyone who doesn’t agree with you and everything you don’t
like; just cut back some. I’m sure that’ll still leave you with plenty of
fi repower.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The heart is forever inexpe-
rienced,” said Thoreau. He believed our feeling nature is eternally
innocent; that no matter how much we learn about the game of life,
sadness or lust or rage or joy hits us as hard the thousandth time
as it did in the beginning. But is that really true? Are you as likely to
plunge into mind-exploding infatuation with your fourth lover as you
were with your fi rst? Are you as susceptible now to having your world
turned upside-down by fl ash fl oods of emotion as you were at age 15?
Over the years, haven’t you acquired wisdom about your reactive ten-
dencies, and hasn’t that transformed them? I disagree with Thoreau. I
say that for the person who wants to cultivate emotional intelligence,
the heart sure as hell better be capable of gaining experience. What
do you think, Sagittarius? If you’re aligned with my view, 2011 will
educate and ripen your heart as never before.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “We have to stumble though so
much dirt and humbug before we reach home,” wrote novelist Herman
Hesse. “And we have no one to guide us. Our only guide is homesick-
ness.” That’s the bad news, Capricorn. The good news, according
to my analysis, is that 2011 could very well be the year that your
homesickness drives you all the way home. For best results, keep this
tip in mind: To get the full benefi t of the homesickness, you shouldn’t
suppress it. Only by feeling it deeply, as a burning, grinding ache, will
you be able to ride it all the way home.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the past, few dog shows allowed
mutts to compete. Pure breeds were prized above all others. That’s
changing, though, now that the American Kennel Club has opened up
a new category just for mongrels. They won’t be judged by guidelines
specifi c to a particular breed, but rather according to their natural
talents. This shift in standards mirrors a comparable development in
your world, Aquarius. In 2011, it’ll be easier to fi nd success simply by
being your mottled, speckled, variegated self. There’ll be less pres-
sure for you to live up to standards of perfection meant for the pure
breeds.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “All your longings know where to go,”
writes poet Nick Piombino, “but you have to tell them to open their
eyes.” That’s one of your big assignments in 2010, Pisces: to make
sure your longings keep their eyes open. It’s not as easy as it might
sound. Sometimes your longings get so entranced by obsessive fan-
tasies — so distracted by the stories that are swirling around in your
imagination — that they’re blind to what’s right in front of them. You
must speak to your longings tenderly and patiently, as you would a be-
loved animal, coaxing them to trust that life will bring more interesting
and useful blessings than anything fantasy could provide.
HOMEWORK: Send me a list of your top fi ve New Year’s resolu-
tions. Go to RealAstrology.com and click on “Email Rob.”
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