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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF
OREGON FOR LANE COUNTY Probate
Department In the Matter of the Estate of:
FLORENCE C. MILLER, Deceased. Case No.
50-10-09352 NOTICE TO INTERESTED
PERSONS NOTICE IS GIVEN that Robert Cole
Tozer has been appointed personal repre-
sentative of this estate. All persons having
claims against the estate are required to
present them, with vouchers attached, to
the personal representative, at 975 Oak St.,
Suite 615, Eugene, OR 97401, (541) 345-0795,
within four months of the date of first
publication of this notice, or the claims may
be barred. All persons whose rights may be
affected by the proceedings may obtain
additional information from the records of
the court, or the personal representative.
DATED and first published October 21, 2010.
Personal Representative /s/ Robert Cole
Tozer.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF
OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE In
the Matter of VERONIKA KRYL, Petitioner,
and ELLIOTT COOK, Respondent. Case No.
15-10-22557 SUMMONS DOMESTIC
RELATIONS SUIT TO: ELLIOTT COOK,
Respondent. The petitioner has filed a
Petition asking for: Custody. If you do not
file the appropriate legal paper with the
court in the time required (see below), the
petitioner may ask the court for a judgment
against you that orders the relief request-
ed. NOTICE TO RESPONDENT: READ
THESE PAPERS CAREFULLY! You must
“appear” in this case or the other side
will win automatically. To “appear,” you
must file with the Court a legal paper
called a “Response” or “Motion.”
Response forms may be available
through the court located at: 125 E. 8th
Ave, Eugene, OR 97401. This Response
must be filed with the court clerk or
administrator within thirty (30) days
along with the required filing fee. It
must be in proper form and you must
show that the Petitioner’s attorney (or
the Petitioner if he/she does not have
an attorney) was served with a copy of
the “Response” or “Motion.” The loca-
tion to file your response is at the court
address indicated above. If you have
questions, you should see an attorney
immediately. If you need help finding an
attorney, you may call the Oregon State
Bar’s Lawyer Referral Service at (503) 684-
3763 or toll free in Oregon at (800) 452-
7636. Dated and first published October 21,
2010.
LANE COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT In the
Matter of the Estate of NORA M. WALDRIP,
Deceased. No. 50-10-21950 NOTICE TO
INTERESTED PERSONS ALL PERSONS
HAVING CLAIMS against the Estate of NORA
M. WALDRIP, Deceased, Lane County Probate
Case No. 50-10-21950, are required to pres-
ent them, with vouchers attached, to the
Personal Representative, appointed by the
Lane County Circuit Court, at 1158 High
Street, Suite 102, Eugene, Oregon, 97401,
within four (4) months from October 21,
2010, the date of first publication, or such
claims may be barred. Any person whose
rights may be affected by the proceedings
in this Estate may obtain additional infor-
mation from the records of the Court, the
Personal Representative or the attorney of
the Personal Representative. TINA M.
VANCE, Personal Representative, c/o LEE J.
JUDY, Attorney. Phone: 541-687-4802.
Ker Cleary, M.A.
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www.tamarackwellness.org
Dear Mexican: I’m not
the type to let things
slide when I see some-
thing that strikes me
as ignorant, no matter
who it is. When my
friend’s mom posted
jokes on Facebook about
Mexicans, and her friends
popped up with comments I
felt were racist, I just had to step
in and say something. They responded with “My best
friend is a Mexican,” and “I know lots of Mexicans and
I think they’re good people,” and all that. This isn’t the
fi rst time I’ve seen it. Why do people think it’s OK to
say racist things as long as they can say they have a
Mexican friend? Isn’t this kind of like the kid in grade
school who tells you, “Hey, I’m going to make you look
stupid in front of the other kids to make myself look
good — don’t take it personally?” For myself, I can’t
fathom calling somebody my friend then bashing their
culture. It makes no sense to me. What’s your opinion
on this?
— Bailarina Confundida en el Valle Felíz
Dear Confused Ballerina in Happy Valley: Of course
racists aren’t racists, and how dare you allege that! They’re
just saying the truth! Racists can’t possibly be racists be-
cause they have colored friends — and those minorities not
only agree with their non-racist amigos, they’re even more
non-racist against their own kind and that makes it even
more OK to be truthful! Know Nothings have long used
this twisted logic to argue that their rants are right (witness
those lunatics who say Arizona’s reprehensible SB 1070
and Most-Corrupt-Sheriff-in-America Joe Arpayaso enjoy
support from “Hispanics,” and that the two are therefore not
anti-Mexican) in an attempt to shut up opponents — I do be-
lieve that logical fallacy is called appeal to authority. Or is it
honor by association? I forget. Anyhoo, ¡A LA CHINGADA
CON ARPAYASO Y SB 1070!
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honey. Available in 1 gallon $32, 3 gallon
$90, 5 gallon $135. Cash or check only. We
deliver Fridays. Call 541-767-9878.
Garage Sales
MOVING TO NEW MEXICO EVERYTHING
HAS TO BE SOLD Oct. 22, 23, 24. 2515
Frontier Drive #4. 10am-5pm. Stuff mostly
inside
Why is it, when Mexicans see a cop on the side of the
road over giving someone a ticket, they change their
Spanish music to some American station? Then, after
they pass, they go back to the Spanish station.
— FM Fool
Dear Gabacho: Same reason we take off our sombreros
when encountering the same scenario: Don’t want to get
pulled over for a DWM (Driving While Mexican).
I live in what’s known as the East End in Houston. I
love the area, which has a lot of Mexicans; unlike the
’burbs, the area has character, a great urban atmo-
sphere, wonderful architecture, and restaurants other
than the cookie-cutter corporate garbage I was used
to. I’m curious, however, as to why there’s a used tire
shop about every six blocks! Do my neighbors never
buy new tires? What’s the deal with the scores of tire
shops?
— Transplanted Suburban Gabacho
Dear Gabacho: Simple capitalism, compa. Houston has no
municipal zoning code, which creates a libertarian paradise
of businessmen opening nearly whatever they want nearly
wherever they want according to the peculiarities of the
market. Since Houston’s East End hosts some of the city’s
traditional barrios, it follows that negocios catering to a
working-class clientele would fl ourish here and in other
barrios: segundas (thrift stores), Laundromats, water stores,
taquerías, fake-documents sold from a cell-phone acces-
sories storefront, and used tire shops. It’s not that Mexicans
won’t buy new tires, or even that we can’t afford it: it’s that
we’re always looking to save dinero, and the opportunity to
get a discount is as irresistible to a Mexican as crossing the
border without papers. And please don’t think we’re putting
the public at risk, gabachos: no one knows more about the
gradations of a balding tire than a Mexican dad or tío.
Misc.
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EUGENE WEEKLY OCTOBER 21, 2010
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