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SEEKING FELLOW INITIATES
WETLANDS
a warrior,on a mission from god.
when i roll can u keep up with me
?im a soldier sometimes i come
off hard,lets roll,can handle
me?its not hard, keep it 50/50!
warriorprincess, 35, ☎,
#104560
Mona...Your the hottest thing ive
seen. Your style impressive,your
hair beautiful, your personality
even better. Havent seen you in
awhile hope our paths cross
again.Single? Me:Tall, inked, dark
hair.
Waiting. When:
Wednesday, December
16,
2009.
Where:
Wetlands. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901254
I LOVE VARIETY.
DABBLEDOOME AGAIN
I want someone who likes to play
and down to chill.I’m loud, blunt,
forward, and very sarcastic. If
you don’t like dry humor, I may
not be fun for you. OregonFan,
22, g , #104595
Friday, Joe’s, you rocking w/ a
AWESOME band; me and the com-
munity shaking our bones. You a
temp? Were you standing where
you belong? Again Saturday?
SWEET. love your sound When:
Friday, January 15,
2010. Where: JOE’s.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#901260
BBW/BELLA SEEKSEDWARD
Loveable SWF seeking SWM who
is
Openminded,Caring,
Honest,and is seeking the same.
Me: 5’7”, BR/Hair, BL/Eyes and
totally cute. You: Tall/Slender,
funny, smart,totally hot4BBWS.
Loves
to
cuddle
A+.
LoveableBBW, 27, g ,
#104576
~ADVENTURE, FUN,CUTE~
Country boys/rockers. music,dan
cing,animals,quads,ocean,hones
t,sensual,sexy,looking for fun,no
drama/kids/baggage. Country
boys/rockers. Homes/land own-
ers. 30-48,sensual,wise-ass
sense of humor, active, playful &
great smelling!n/d. rocknroll,
40, ☎, #104566
LIFES A GRAVE.
I am a zombie who enjoys long
walks on the beach, a good game
of croquet, eating your brains
and the occasional drink at an
Irish Pub. Zombee, 25, g ,
#104565
FUN-OUTGOING-DORKY-SOL-
ID-STABLE =)
hey im fun and minimal drama
just enjoying life. i dont try to
impress anyone. i believe in pop-
eye “eye am what i am” enough
talk try it or not. superduper,
28, #104563
LOW-TOP CONVERSE
I love House. I love reading and
writing. I love Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. I love to slide on linoleum
floors in socks. I love spontane-
ity. WrongObsession, 18,
g , #104578
GIRL LOOKING
Looking for someone to be real
with, someone special, who
enjoys staying in or going out
with friends dancing, dinner or
coffee. Someone who knows
who and what they want.
Lookingforthat-
specialgirl, 44, #104511
HAPPY ADVENTUROUS
CADYN?
REGARDE- MOI!
Searching for a partner in adven-
ture, a stimulating conversation-
alist, a lover. Let’s cuddle and
watch a movie, smoke some
weed, laugh at farts, bake, and
interact with the world together.
turquoise_eyes, 20, g ,
#104183
COFFEEDRINKING SMOKING
ZOMBIE-KILLER
I’m an easy going guy. I love
staying in to watch terrible mov-
ies. Looking for an adorable girl
to frequent coffee shops and
enjoy one another’s company. Is
that you? nickfitt, 19, g ,
#104593
ALIS VOLAT PROPRIIS
I’m a sophomore at UO and
would love to meet another
intellectual who is adventurous
and loving! jazzdearie, 19,
g , #103761
from AZ+new to eug. trans, musi-
cian, carefree adventurous and
young. hyper, painter, realist.
animal loving will try anything
once, + apparently cheesy? lets
talk. cadynce, 20, g ,
#104431
SEXUAL ERRUPTION
REDNECK FOR FUN
I’m looking for someone that
would be willing to teach me a
few things and also be willing to
learn a few things. I still new to
the area. hells666army, 22,
g , #104573
I NEED LOVE.
SOMETHING NEW
Trust, honor and respect are
things that I believe in with
everything that I am. I work hard,
and I wont settle for less than
what I know I deserve.
36EugGuy, 36, #104603
Free Will Astrology
to the abolition of suffering. While he acknowledges that we’ve got a
long way to go before accomplishing that goal, he believes it’s possi-
ble, mostly with the help of technology. (More at http://bit.ly/8oTsCV.)
More than two millennia ago, Buddha also articulated a vision for the
cessation of suffering. His methods revolve around psychological and
spiritual work. In light of your current astrological omens, Aries, I think
it’s an excellent time to contribute to this noble enterprise. Your level
of suffering is rather low these days, which could give you a natural
boost if you set in motion some long-term strategies for reducing the
pain that you experience and the pain that you cause.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I don’t mean to sound melodramatic,
and I certainly don’t want to encourage you to do something foolish,
but if you’ve been pondering the possibility of storming the castle,
this would be a good time to do so. What exactly am I implying with
the phrase “storming the castle”? Well, anything that involves a brave
effort to fi ght your way into the command center of the empire ... or a
heroic attempt to take back the sanctuary you were exiled from ... or
a playful adventure in which you work your way into the heart of the
king or queen.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): “Let us not underestimate the privileg-
es of the mediocre,” wrote Friedrich Nietzsche. “Life becomes harder
and harder as it approaches the heights — the coldness increases, the
responsibility increases.” I bring these thoughts to your attention,
Gemini, because in the next two months you’ll be in a prime position
to renounce some of the “privileges” of your laziness. Please hear
me out. I’m not saying that your lackadaisical attitudes are any worse
than mine or anyone else’s. But there come times in everyone’s cycle
when he or she has a chance to outgrow those lackadaisical attitudes
so as to reach a higher level that’s both more demanding and more
rewarding. This will be one of those times for you.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): According to a poll conducted by the
Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, there are as many people who
give credence to astrology as call themselves Catholic. Believers in
reincarnation are another sizable minority; their numbers equal those
who put their faith in the pope and in the planetary omens. Based on
this evidence, we can safely conclude that at least some supposedly
woo-woo notions are no longer just for woo-woo-ers. You can’t be
considered a New Age weirdo or pagan infi del if you’re receptive to
the possibility that the world is exceedingly mysterious and a long way
from being all fi gured out. That’s good news for you Cancerians. Ac-
cording to my analysis, your belief system is ready to crack open and
allow a surge — maybe even a fl ood — of new data to rush in.
(July 23-Aug. 22): How are your wooing skills? Have you
enhanced your seductiveness in any way during the last few months?
Have you been working on boosting your ability to attract the bounty
42 JANUARY 21, 2010 EUGENE WEEKLY
TEA AND SYMPATHY
22-year-old UO student. Bookish,
musical, outdoorsy, creative,
active. Don’t drink, smoke, do
drugs. Looking for like-minded
guys for friendship, dating.
Popugai, 22, g , #103184
A GNARLY GUY
I’m looking for someone to be
with,has to be nice ,respectful,and
caring person,i’m looking for
LTR,me i’m a sensitive
person,looking for a guy 21-45
yo.I’m a discret,sensual,and lov-
ing guy. SERIOUSGUY, 49,
☎, #103108
Voracious reader, writer, artist,
looking for people 20-35 (give or
take) for idealistic banter, and
workmates for outdoor activities
and volunteer projects.
Prototypical Gemini. I LOVE sane
people, plants, animals. djart-
klom, 33, g , #103250
LIKE VIDEO GAMES?
I recently got an xbox360 and I’d
like to simultaneously enrich my
gaming experience, while enjoy-
ing good company. geeko-
potamus,
29,
g ,
#104523
LINUX, COFFEE, MOVIES
I’ll fill this in later right now I
have to go to the bathroom...
countmontecristo33, 28,
g , #104522
JOHN HENRY’S
You: Light golden brown skin,
black curly hair, green skirt.
What you did for your friends
was too kind. Need someone to
ever return the favor?
P.S.Enjoyed watching you dance.
When: Saturday, January
16, 2010. Where: John
Henry’s. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901257
LIBRARY SECOND GLANCE
Yes, I might like to share words
over a hot drink. Have you been
to Sweet Life? When:
Saturday, January 9,
2010. Where: Downtown
Library. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901256
LIBRARY SECOND GLANCE
If You can remember, what did
this man look like, Clothing/per-
son? When: Saturday,
January 9, 2010. Where:
Downtown Library. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#901255
NEW-FRONTIER ON CHRIST-
MAS
you stole my bike light on chirst-
mas at 7:30 7:45. you are disre-
spectful so may your life be
happy and full of love When:
Friday, December 25,
2009. Where: new fron-
tier market. You: Man.
Me: Man. ☎ #901252
MINIATURE GOLF MYSTERY
You: dark haired, with a 5-7 year
old boy. Me: hair up, with my two
nephews. You left early to play
video games. Wanted to slip you
my number. Single? When:
Wednesday, January 13,
2010. Where: Putters.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#901251
YOUR POSITIVE ENERGY
You: Tall,slender with lots of
long, dark hair and trekking
poles. Me: Running past. You
have a beautiful smile. It kept
me going even when midlife cri-
sis wouldn’t. Thank you. When:
Tuesday, January 12,
2010. Where: Ridgeline
Trail. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #901249
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Philosopher David Pearce is committed
LEO
I’m a simple, laid back individual.
Stable in all aspects. I believe in
a fit body And fit mind.I enjoy
corresponding with others, I am
not into drugs, dishonesty,or
drama. mikaeelwrightnel-
son, 41, g , #104568
LSE
Try as I may, can’t stop thinking
about you. I am just outside the
wall you constructed. Want you
to know I’m here. Meet me half
way? C When: Sunday,
January 7, 2007. Where:
The future. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #901259
ACTIVE, OPTIMISTIC, NOR-
MAL
I listen to absurd rap, and drive
my ‘84 benz. i love Fresh Prince
and skiing.i can be found at cof-
fee shops relaxing with tea, or at
the rock gym. skibum, 19, g ,
#104577
BAKING BIKING BOOKWORM
Looking for partner in crime to
keep me warm this winter. Let’s
get silly and loud and kiss every-
where, have good conversation,
ride bikes, drink coffee and
adore one another. tigerlily-
jane, 19, g , #104398
LOVER OF LIFE
Mellow, creative guy who loves
the outdoors: I love playing and
listening to music, watching
movies and talking with friends. I
am politically active and a seek-
er of truth. forestlover77,
54, g , #104558
SY’S PIZZA
You: Cute smile and a bandana
around your neck. Me: Curly hair.
I slipped on my way in. Made a
comment about your america
tattoo. Asked about Moby Dick.
Coffee? When: Friday,
January
15,
2010.
Where: Sy’s Pizza on
Alder. You: Man. Me:
Woman. ☎ #901253
you need? I’m not just speaking about your power to corral love and
sex and tenderness and thrills. I’m referring to the bigger project of
enticing all the resources that would be helpful as you pursue your
quest to become the best and brightest version of yourself. The com-
ing weeks will be an excellent time to ramp up your efforts.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “We should feel excited about the prob-
lems we confront and our ability to deal with them,” said philosopher
Robert Anton Wilson. “Solving problems is one of the highest and
most sensual of all our brain functions.” I wholeheartedly agree with
him, which is why I expect that in the coming weeks you will be getting
even smarter than you already are. The riddles you’ll be presented
with will be especially sexy; the shifts in perspective you’ll be invited
to initiate will give your imagination the equivalent of a deep-tissue
massage.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Dear Rob: I’ve been listening to your
audio messages on my laptop in my bedroom. And I’ve noticed a
curious thing: My cat goes NUTS trying to get to you. She never shows
any interest in the other videos and music I play. But when your voice
comes on, she does everything she can to try to get into my computer,
to fi nd the source of your voice. What’s going on? — Libralicious. Dear
Libralicious: Maybe it’s because in all versions of my recent Libra horo-
scopes, I’ve been putting subliminal messages designed to draw out
and energize your tribe’s inner feline. It’s that time in your cycle when
you have a mandate to be graceful and inscrutable and sleek.
forgo irrelevant goodies. A similar principle applies as you seek the
information you crave: Formulate precise questions that will win you
the exact revelations that are necessary to help your cause and that
won’t fi ll your beautiful head up with useless data.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): One of the musical Jonas Brothers
got married last month. Up until then, 22-year old Kevin Jonas was a
virgin, having long ago pledged himself to abstinence until his wed-
ding day. At Huffi ngtonpost.com, humorist Andy Borowitz reported
that when Jonas and his bride returned from their honeymoon, he
had some shocking news. “To be honest, sex was not worth the wait,”
Borowitz quoted Jonas as saying. “After we did it, I was kind of like,
that’s it?” I haven’t been able to verify that Jonas actually said what
Borowitz claims, but if it’s true, I must protest. How could Jonas reach
such a defi nitive conclusion based on so little experience? Wouldn’t
it be wise to consider the possibility that over time he might uncover
secrets and plumb mysteries that are unknown to him in his unripe
state? Learn from his apparent mistake, Aquarius. In the coming
weeks, cultivate a humble, innocent, curious attitude not just about
sex, but about everything.
PISCES
SCORPIO
(Feb. 19-March 20): I have a Piscean friend who does
modern-day cave paintings. She hikes out to underground caverns and
abandoned gold mines, where she creates murals on stony walls. Only
a few friends know about her unusual hobby. She shows us photos
of her work, but otherwise keeps it secret. She says it’s a pleasurable
spiritual practice to offer these beautiful mysteries as a gift to the
earth, without any expectation of getting recognition or money. I don’t
normally recommend such behavior for Pisceans; in general, I believe
you should err of the side of being somewhat self-promotional to com-
pensate for your self-deprecating tendencies. But I do suggest that
you try it in the coming weeks. I think you’ll conjure up an epiphany or
two if you offer life your favors without worrying about whether they’ll
be returned.
SAGITTARIUS
HOMEWORK: Want inspiration as you reclaim your own unique
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This would be an excellent time for you
to do a lot less of everything. You’re entering a phase when you can
actually help your long-term goals by being less ambitious. The point
is not to give up your drive to succeed, but rather just put it to sleep
for a while. Let it recharge. Allow it to draw energy from the deeper
psychic sources that it tends to get cut off from when it’s enmeshed in
the frenzy of the daily rhythm. Do you have the courage to not work
so much, not try so hard, and not push so relentlessly?
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Cartoon character Homer
Simpson is on record as saying that whenever he learns something
new, it pushes some old stuff out of his brain. For example, when
he took a course in home winemaking, he forgot how to drive. But I
don’t see this being a problem for you as you enter the High-Intensity
Educational Season, a time when your capacity to fi nd and absorb new
teachings will be at a peak. If you push hard to learn new lessons, you
will certainly not cause the expulsion of old lessons. On the contrary,
you’ll dramatically enhance the power and brightness of what you’ve
already learned.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take what you really need, Cap-
ricorn, but don’t take what you just sort of want. That’s my advice to
you. Haggle with life, yes, but insist only on the specifi c essentials and
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