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ADDICTED TO CRACK!!
DONTPANIC YOUTH PRIDE
I live and breathe to climb cracks.
Finger to small hands are my
favorite. If a crack isn’t handy
(no pun intended), I will settle for
trees, buildings, and beer.
QuantumLotus, 34, g ,
#103944
We talked for a short bit at the
beginning of the ‘party’ before
you went off to dance with your
friends. Would you like to keep
talking? When: Saturday,
August 8, 2009. Where:
Agatte Hall. You: Man.
Me: Man. #901008
TOM BOY
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
LOOKING FOR FUN
Looking for someone to connect
with I have my doubts that I’ll
find that on the internet...giving
it a try anyway. thomas_the-
orum, 24, #103057
Looking for wonderful women to
go out with, romantic, and inti-
mate fun. Not looking for any-
thing serious but up for just
about any kind of fun if you are.
Naymatune, 37, g ,
#103969
HELLO ANYONE THERE
47 swf Wants to go fishing, learn
to play golf, see a movie, go for a
walk, remodel a room, work in a
garden or what, my place or
yours. JeanE, 47, g ,
#103972
ECCENTRIC BUT ENERGETIC
Just how delightful am I, asks
the ad prompt? Heck, I’m all
sorts of delightful! Recently dis-
solved a long-term relationship,
looking for something healthy
and different. toggle, 38, g ,
#103904
ONE MORE CHANCE
ok guys I know what you think ,
and I have heard it all before but
your in for a surprise. im a nice
women. omgcarol, 54, g ,
#103876
LOVELY, WORLDWISE,
GROWNUP
NY’er relocated here. Seeking
humorfilled intimacy with a clear
thinking, grownup man who is
conscious, responsible and
appreciates refined company of
a sophisticated women. I: cul-
tured, kind, warm and honest.
g ,
s360,
59,
☎,
#103859
INTELLIGENT ,SEXY
,CONFIDENT
I am looking for a fun-loving
person. Someone who loves the
coast,plays,movies,art,music.You
don’t have to be a professor,but
be in the know. dining out,love
to get out of town. beautata-
ny90, 59, #103592
i am just looking for friends i get
along with guys than girls they
are dramatic :). sarabear25,
26, #103848
SLEEPING
Bah, too lazy to write this now.
I’m going to bed. Leelamb, 18,
#103840
YOU DECIDE!
TIPSY GOOFY GARDENER
I’m just looking for some women
who are confident and know who
they are, for just friends or who
knows later. Is that you?
rusumsexy, 37, g ,
#103782
CARING, CONFIDENT,
ROMANTIC
I’m a sophomore at UO and
would love to meet another
intellectual who is adventurous
and loving! Some of my interests
include exploring, biking, news,
African drumming, Psychology,
and jazz. jazzdearie, 18, g ,
#103761
SPRING ADVENTURE TIME!
I’m a J major looking for a fun
lady to share inside jokes, ride
bikes and take zany photos with.
Let’s laugh ourselves silly and
pretend nobody can hear us.
g ,
RoyalLark,
20,
#101539
REBELLIOUS COWGIRL
I love having fun, riding horses
and smoking herb. You: tall,
witty, sweet, fun loving, 18-29.
Must be herb friendly, no STDs.
rebeliouscowgirl, 20, ☎,
g , #103016
FUN FREE SPIRIT...........
I am ready for a grand array of
good times. I am ready for my
other. Want to join me in this
journey of exploration into the
realm of love? Precious_
Gem, 30, ☎, g , #103009
im clean cut open minded out
going into riding the dunes cars
bikes i have a unique situation
and am looking for a freind with
benefits i am respectful. xxx-
duner, 33, g , #103990
SEEKS ARTISTIC WOMAN
I’m an easy going guy looking for
a nice sweetie who is a creative
spirit. Lets create a simple eco-
logical life well lived in a beauti-
ful part of the world. bluesky-
idea, 58, g , #103985
SING DANCE LOVE
My passions: Writing, photogra-
phy, spirituality, travel (domestic
and international), dance, the
outdoors, volunteerism, music,
film, the arts, and world cultures
and languages. You: Diverse too,
interested in many things.
g ,
Eungenio,
50,
#103979
One good thing I can say about
me is I’m very honest...which by
the way isn’t always a good
thing...don’t ask me if you’re fat.
JoKeR, 24, g , #103970
BIG GREEN EYES
So I’m pretty damned delightful.
Looking for like-minded persons
with whom to share adventures.
If you’re intellectually curious
we’ll most likely get along well.
Inthemaking, 26, g ,
#103965
RELAXED, HONEST, GENTAL,
Looking for a women to care for
and love. You be honest and
affectionate. I’m a true gentle-
men searching for that special
someone. Island_Boi, 23, ☎,
g , #103955
SIREN AT DELPHINA!
You’re the sweetest thing behind
a counter. Next maybe you’ll help
me in the changing room! Do
YOU come in my size? Let me
take you for coffee or drinks..
When: Saturday, August
1, 2009. Where: Delphina
Clothing Store. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#901004
SKY HEIDI
G4Y G33K B0Y
I am open to a mutually benefi-
cial friendship if the situation/
person is right. I am a fun, intel-
ligent guy just looking to enjoy
life with other people like me.
g ,
G33kBoy,
23,
#103869
ANARCHISTIC, CREATIVE
DRAGON
I am a spontaneous person look-
ing to experience everything life
has to offer. I enjoy eclectic
conversation, blockbuster films,
and inscrutable books. Looking
to expand my network of inter-
esting
friends.
Yarculdragonlord, 43, g ,
#103374
BOBBING FOR APPLES
I’m a student at the U of O, look-
ing to meet nice new people with
similar interests. How uninter-
esting does that make me
sound? Popugai, 22, g ,
#103184
DORKY WRITER TYPE
I’m a slightly tortured soul with a
writer’s mind and an artist’s tem-
perament. Single for the first
time in my adult life, in search of
new friends! oncetwice, 29,
g , #103978
UNIQUE. SOLITARY. CURIOUS.
Come go out for a coffee with
me, I usually read a book at
cafes, but talking about one with
a friend would be preferable.
Bibliophage, 29, g ,
#103967
LOOKING FOR MORE
Married guy looking for a gal
with a good personality to hang
out with. Maybe more later?
g ,
elliot1131,
24,
#103961
SEXY SKINNY CYCLIST
You? Skinny skinny. Me? Spicy
Brown. Six years ago I wanted a
Mojito, but instead of mint you
brought lemon verbena. Let’s
keep riding through life together.
Happy birthday Baby! When:
Sunday, August 17,
2003. Where: Soraya’s.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#901010
ARTFUL DODGER
Saw you in a crowd for the first
time in almost forever, but lost
you. Panama soon, not Florida
bad dreams. Call again, same
number, Same Time Next Year.
Phoenix When: Monday,
September 27, 2004.
Where: Amsterdam. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#901003
I UNDERSTAND
my heart guided then told me
look ahead knew why then, now i
cry tears-peace and joy thanks
for helping me/ my boy. will all-
ways love you- it’s true. When:
Wednesday, August 5,
2009. Where: Countless
moons ago.. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #901002
with your mom-saturday-you
kept your back to me but i saw
you in your mom’s eyes-so happy
to see you looking well-is it time
to catch up? When:
Saturday, August
8,
2009. Where: eugene.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901009
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): I started producing some good work
within 10 years of launching my writing career, but I didn’t hit my
stride until the 18th year. From what I hear, many other skills require a
long training period as well. According to an Aikido adept I know, for
example, a practitioner may require 30 years to master the moves and
spirit of that martial art. And as for the ability to carry on a successful
intimate relationship: It usually takes a lifetime. I hope this line of
thinking helps you get a more practical perspective on the specifi c
prowess you’re trying to develop, Aries. Keep in mind that it probably
wouldn’t be worth learning if you could become a wizard in a fl ash.
There’s no rush. Give yourself credit for how far you’ve come already.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Talk to yourself more and better. Not
just with streams of chatter that meander aimlessly. Not with darts of
self-deprecation mixed in with grandiose fantasies. No, Taurus. When
I urge you to talk to yourself more and better, I mean that you should
address your self with focused tenderness. I mean that you should be
driven by the bold intention to lift up your mood, praise your skills,
shower blessings on your vulnerabilities, and love yourself down to the
core. You will attract cosmic assistance if you do this playful work. You
will bathe your subconscious intelligence with healing luminosity.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I climbed the endless steps to the
sanctuary, brushing off large spiders that kept landing on me. I stood
in the rain for hours waiting for the gates to open. The guardian of the
threshold wouldn’t let me in until I answered his tricky and sometimes
insulting questions. Through it all, I maintained my patience and poise
and reverence. At no time did I give in to the temptation to curse the
diffi culties. And when I fi nally entered, when I got my chance to pen-
etrate to the heart of the rose petal-strewn labyrinth, my persistence
was rewarded. As I knelt there in amused awe, face to face with the
sacred jokester, I got a useful answer to the most important question
in my life. Would you like a comparable experience, Gemini? It’s pos-
sible in the coming week.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Visionary philosopher Buckminster
Fuller said that “Pollution is nothing but resources we’re not harvest-
ing.” If that’s true, Cancerian, you’ve got a lot of resources available
to you right now, although they will have to be converted from their
smoggy and effl uvial state. So for example, if you’re a songwriter,
the noxious emotions fl oating around could be raw material for a
sparkling tune. If you’re a lover, the peculiar vibes you’re dealing with
could inspire you to prevent a dumb pattern from repeating itself.
(July 23-Aug. 22): The monsoon rains have not blessed eastern
India with their usual downpours this year. In response, frustrated
farmers have resorted to a radical ritual: asking their unmarried
34 AUGUST 13, 2009 EUGENE WEEKLY
HORNY, YOUNGER
I have never been with a guy but
I’ve been looking into it. If your
interested hit me up! I’m wait-
ing.. youngsoccer1212, 20,
#103117
WHY SO SERIOUS?
OPEN MINDED 33
Free Will Astrology
LEO
WORSHIP ME BIZZLE
Remember my name you’ll be
screaming it later. I’m a very
amusing person who loves to
have fun and smoke weed.
Worship me for I am your god.
Captainfrickincharlie, 19,
☎, g , #103975
looking for good peops and
great friends.... Not really look-
ing for anything too intense. I
Really enjoy people and socializ-
ing. Along with the Whitaker
neighborhood,Gardening, and
walking the dog. gardnlvr, 25,
g , #103803
BEAN!
Thats right, I’m in the day mak-
ing business baby! Heres to liv-
ing together for one year! I love
you! When: Friday, July
31, 2009. Where: At
Tasty Thay. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #901005
daughters to get naked and plow the fi elds. They believe that this will
embarrass the weather gods into acting correctly. In general, I ap-
prove of being creative in making appeals to deities, but I recommend
that you use a different approach. Rather than shaming them into
providing you with more love and mojo, try fl attering them. As if you
were celebrating Halloween early, go around impersonating a god or
goddess who is overfl owing with love and mojo.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Two annoyances that had been bugging
you before your exile have been neutralized. But you’ve still got at
least one more to go, so don’t relax yet. In fact, I think you should re-
double your vigilance. Check expiration dates on your poetic licenses
and pet theories. Scrub the muck from your aura, even if your friends
seem to fi nd it “interesting.” And learn to read your own mind better
so you can track down any disabling thoughts that might still be lurk-
ing in remote corners.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your upcoming adventures will probably
make no sense — unless you redefi ne what constitutes “sense.” If you
do that, your adventures could make absolutely lucid sense in a back-
ward, upside-down way that will rejuvenate you sexually, spiritually,
and emotionally. Here’s another approach to understanding the point
I’m trying to make: The epic drama you’re about to begin may yield no
apparent lesson and provide no practical guidance — unless you empty
your mind and give up hope for extracting specifi c lessons and guid-
ance — in which case you will be fl ooded with wise insights.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): What tricks have you employed to
outwit your fears in the past? Remember them. Review them. Next,
think about the people who have inspired you to be more courageous
than you imagined were capable of. If you take these two actions, you
will prepare yourself well for the week ahead. I’m not saying that the
things you’re scared of will be any bigger or badder than usual. But
I want you to know that you now have the potential to gain a robust
new power over them.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You are currently getting more
miles per gallon and more bang for the buck than you have in a long
time. Your IQ is creeping higher. Your knack for scoring good parking
places is at a peak. I’ll even go so far as to say that it’s been quite a
while since you’ve been teased by such thoroughly useful temptations.
And get this, Sagittarius: I suspect that you have an enhanced instinct
for taking smart risks. The only downside of all this good news is that
you may not know your own strength. That means you should test
it fast; fi nd out more about its potential. Otherwise, you might break
someone’s heart by accident, or prematurely shatter the illusions of a
person who’s not yet ready to stop living in fantasyland.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I wouldn’t be surprised if your
whole life passed instantly before your eyes one day soon. Not be-
cause you’ll come close to literal physical death or anything dangerous
at all, but rather because you will have a brush with a magic power
that could be yours in the future — a magic power that will be possible
for you to fully own only if you cut the umbilicus that links you to a dy-
ing source. Wow. Did I really say that in a fun little astrology column?
And are you really prepared to change your life because of something
you read in a fun little astrology column? I hope so. In the coming
weeks, it’ll be the fun little things that have the greatest potential to
align you more closely with your soul’s code.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the days ahead, you may not re-
alize what you’re looking for until you fi nd it. I advise you, therefore, to
put into action the following fi ve-point plan. 1) Suppress any know-it-all
tendencies you might have. 2) Revive your childhood talent for being
voraciously curious about everything. 3) Ask more questions than
you’ve ever asked before. 4) Figure out how to be receptive without
being passive, and how you can be humble without muffl ing your
self-confi dence. 5) Consider the possibility that you have a lot to learn
about what’s best for you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I’ve borrowed a fable from the ancient
Greek writer Aesop to create a parable you can use in the coming
weeks. Once upon a time there was a very thirsty crow. Rain hadn’t
fallen in a long time, and the creek from which she’d always drunk
had dried up. Searching and searching for a bit of moisture, the crow
fi nally happened upon a tree under which sat a ceramic pitcher with
some water in it. But the pitcher’s neck was narrow, and the crow
couldn’t fi t her beak past it to reach the water. Inspired by despera-
tion, the crow at last got an idea. Why not drop small rocks into the
pitcher, making the water’s level rise? And that’s exactly what she did.
How sweet it was when at last she quenched her thirst.
HOMEWORK: Do what you must do in order to break a bad habit
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