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SPARKLY AUDACIOUS NUT
ON THE PATIO
Seeks playmate, hiking compan-
ion, avidly creative, fellow who
dances his heart out at the drop
of a good beat. Together we
shine so bright they mistake us
for the sun. EquinoxLady77,
31, g , #103233
You: Wearing blue top, jeans,
sunglasses..with your friend and
her daughter(?). Me: Table next
to yours with my two friends,
(both probably loud and obnox-
ious) one wearing winter cap.
Coffee? When: Saturday,
May 16, 2009. Where:
Cornucopia. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #900810
DRESS UP?
ON THE BUS
I work a lot...And play a lot...I love
to do people’s hair and love to
dress in costume....People fasci-
nate me and I love both my...
g ,
big_blue_eyes, 27,
#103589
I saw you on the 76. You look like
Josh Hartnett AND Ben Affleck. I
was the girl in back trying not to
stare. You could be in movies.
When: Monday, May 18,
2009. Where: The 76
bus route. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #900814
AYE PASS THAT..
ARTIST/EGOTIST/NERD.I’m off-
beat.Socially awkward,but never-
theless very social.Looking
4someone to share my fire.
Gender=irrelevant;a person is
more than the sum of their parts.
Silly fashion,obscure humor&
geeky interests required.Think
you fit the bill? amorist, 22,
g , #103578
ADVENTURER SEEKS PLAY-
MATE
This not-average woman is look-
ing for a co-pilot and playmate
for inner and outer journeys. I’m
loving, cheerful, open to new
paths, fun, active, smart and sen-
g ,
sual. Divina, 42, ☎,
#103557
OREGON CHICA
I am a fun and hard working
woman who enjoys the simple
things. I am a loyal friend and
honest person. I am looking for
someone who values the same.
g ,
LABioChica, 23,
#103556
REFRESHING LIKE
CUCUMBER
Lookin fer someone who likes
flowing water and riding in it
(used to be a guide but only been
Dancing, music, enjoying this
fine metro area too! lam-
bielove, 29, #103538
FUN SEEKER
I’m looking for fun, no drama!
Imma scorpio, coming into my
own and would like to find some-
one to play and laugh with. NSA
is a must in the beggining. fun-
seeker, 32, g , #103567
KOOKY / QUACKY SENSITIVE
/ SASSY!.
Newly Detached from the male
species, seeking something Hot
with a feminine touch. Must be
carefree and open-minded, I live
my life to enjoy it, seeking simi-
l a r.
MenJust
CantGetItRight,
36,
#103566
SACK OF LIES
TAKE THE RISK
TAKE A CHANCE
very spontaneous,love 2be out-
doors.love soccer and swimming.
im a thrill seeker.adrenaline is
my friend.love to read/draw.look-
ing for friends possibly more.
always willing 2have good time.
im alot of fun and very sweet
person.im21. Jade, 21, g ,
#103282
I am looking for someone who
shares similiar interests. I enjoy
hiking, snowboarding, concerts,
going out on the town or staying
at home and enjoying a good
g ,
movie. reduos, 27,
#103564
SEEKING PASSIONATE FUN
I am looking for a friend and
lover. I spend most of the sum-
mer going to concerts and festi-
vals. I like to garden. I am very
sensitve and honest. lotus-
flower, 26, g , #103563
SPRING ADVENTURE TIME!
I’m a J major looking for a fun
lady to share inside jokes, ride
bikes and take zany photos with.
Let’s laugh ourselves silly and
pretend nobody can hear us.
g ,
RoyalLark, 20,
#101539
recently single, new to
oregon,looking for friends mayby
more, i want to meet a sincere
trustworthy friend, someone
that dont lie, knows who they
are, dont take life for granted,.
g ,
justme09, 38,
#103584
POLITICALLY ACTIVE FOLKIE
NICE GUY WHO READS BOOKS,
GOES TO LECTURES, CONCERTS,
PLAYS, WHO ALSO BIKES, CONTRA
DANCES, IS INTO MASSAGE, ETC.
ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT
I HAVE EXTRA SUGAR TO SHARE.
oregonian2000,
68,
#103579
Free Will Astrology
A bit lonely, but busy, intelligent
and interesting. Icandoit73,
35, g , #103548
ASTROLOGY GURU
Self employed Astrology pro-
grammer living in the SE Hills of
Eugene alone, single, sexy,
healthy, workout, been vege for
30 years. Looking for a slender
pretty gal, yoga jyotish om.
g ,
Jyotishi, 49,
#103508
BEH.
For all you know, I’m completely
socially inept and desperate.
Nah...
?? Beejeebuss,
24, g , #103480
ANARCHISTIC, CREATIVE
DRAGON
I am a spontaneous person look-
ing to experience everything life
has to offer. I enjoy eclectic
conversation, blockbuster films,
and inscrutable books. Looking
to expand my network of inter-
esting
friends.
Yarculdragonlord, 43, g ,
#103374
A NEW FRIEND
WANT TO MEAT NEW FRIENDS.
LASH, 28, #103280
HOT, FUNNY, FUNLOVING
I am a funloving guy that likes to
party be outdoors and be around
people. jonnyfunboy, 29,
g , #103249
BOBBING FOR APPLES
I’m a student at the U of O, look-
ing to meet nice new people with
similar interests. How uninter-
esting does that make me
sound? Popugai, 21, g ,
#103184
BIKE RIDE?
Moving to Eugene in July and
want to meet new people to go
on bike rides, smoke weed, watch
movies from the special interest
section, and cook vegan meals
with. sleepyheadsam, 20,
g , #103568
UNSERIOUS AT LAST.
Life gets better every day. I’m
literate, a lover of dogs and
appreciator of cats. (Cats don’t
appreciate? Unsurprising: in this
economy nothing does.) I am
looking for lighthearted friends.
g ,
Kolokol, 53, ☎,
#103321
ANYONE THERE???
I don’t have a stereotype where
women are concerned, so
honest,confident and funny
encouraged to apply. just want
that special partner in crime
who can be my equal partner.
chipsnsalsa, 38, ☎, g ,
#102564
Saw you at the coffee shop in
Borders. You made a joke about
the line. Me: shy, blue shirt. You:
witty, cute barista uniform. Hope
to see you again. When:
Saturday, May 16, 2009.
Where: Oakway Center
Borders. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #900812
HANDCUFF DECOR
Redhead, green van with a set
hanging from both sun visors.
On main east of 42nd, you pulled
into safeway. Would like to see
the entire decor. See you soon.
When: Saturday, May 2,
2009. Where: Thurston.
You: Woman. Me: Man. ☎
#900811
BOOK CRAZY
I have to teach you these things
in case I die someone else knows.
[italics] That [italics] will echo in
me forever. When: Thursday,
December 28, 2006.
Where: Palace. You: Man.
Me: Man. #900808
RAYGUN BLASTED
Noon you’re drinking whiskey in
the park. Crazy fire-hair-blue-
eyes. Speaking of quantum truth,
playfully hiding. Priestess-energy
ever abides. Scared? Let’s talk
logarithms, logos-lass. Where
were you off to? When:
Thursday, April 23,
2009. Where: monroe
park. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #900804
TO MY ULTRALOVE
I saw you ROCK MY WORLD!My
turn to make your knees
wobble,your head spin,and your
reality falter.I luv seeing you cum
back for more!U r my ULTRALUV.I
am your SugarPuss. When:
Saturday, May 9, 2009.
Where: Saturday night.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#900803
WORKING AT LETTERHEAD
You complimented my son’s
behavior. I was awkward, but
then I often am. You had the
kindest eyes I’ve ever seen.
Single? Coffee? I’d like to look
into them again. When:
Saturday, May 9, 2009.
Where: LetterHead. You:
Man. Me: Woman. ☎
#900797
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): The fl eas infesting dogs’ skin have
greater leaping power than the fl eas on cats. Why do you think that
is, Aries? Maybe you should use your waxing brainpower to get to the
bottom of this great mystery. Just kidding! While it is true that in the
coming weeks you will have unusual skill in deciphering enigmas and
clarifying ambiguities, I think you should direct that skill to really im-
portant matters that will improve your life for months to come -- not
to trivial questions like fl eas’ jumping abilities.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Studies show that when most people
take a shower, they lather the upper part of their bodies fi rst and
make their way down. I recommend that you take the opposite ap-
proach this week, Taurus. In fact, I think a similar strategy would be
wise in just about everything you do. Start at the bottom and work
your way up. Establish yourself at the ground level and then take
care of the higher stuff. Pay respect to the roots and then tend to the
branches.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A couple I know planned to have their
second baby delivered at home with a midwife’s help. The father is a
physician who assisted with childbirths during his residency, so he and
his partner felt confi dent about conducting their rite of passage out-
side of the hospital. But once the mom’s water broke and labor began,
everything happened faster than expected. The dad gave the midwife
an urgent phone call, but the kid was already crowning. “Don’t cut the
umbilical cord right away,” the midwife advised. “It will minimize the
shock of transition if the baby can get the hang of breathing while still
being nurtured as she has for the last nine months.” That’s exactly
what they did. And I hope you will do the metaphorical equivalent,
Gemini. Keep getting fed the old way for a while as you learn how to
be fed in the new way.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I swerve to avoid running over spiders
that cross my path when I’m riding my bicycle. While at home, I prefer
to shepherd fl ies out through an open door or window rather than
swat them. I’m still not suffi ciently enlightened that I’ve stopped trying
to squash mosquitoes that dive-bomb me while I’m falling asleep, how-
ever. I’m working on it, but may need a few more years of meditation
before I bring my reverence for all insect life up to the highest level.
The way I see it, my fellow Cancerian, you’d benefi t from working on a
similar project in the coming weeks: improving your relationships with
infl uences you don’t have a natural affi nity for.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Never doubt that a small group of thought-
ful, committed citizens can change the world,” wrote anthropologist
Margaret Meade. “Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.” An excel-
lent example of that occurred during America’s Revolutionary War
against England from 1775 to 1783. Of all the men in the 13 colonies
30 MAY 21, 2009 EUGENE WEEKLY
CUTE BARISTA
BUSY, FRIENDLY, FUN
Making the world better, enjoy-
ing it. Obsessed with music and
books and people. Love folks
who are excited, geeked,
engaged. Looking for hang outs,
fun, see what happens. music_
books_n_movies, 29, ☎,
g , #103549
DOWN TO EARTH
NEW IN TOWN
In your adult life I haven’t seen
you do anything more than swim
with the sharks or let a grizzly
bear charge you. Great example.
When: Monday, May 18,
2009. Where: Ignorance
your Bliss. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #900813
QUESADILLA VS HOTDOG
No more Girls Room?! Isn’t it
granted that an all girls show
would prefer quesadillas to hot-
dogs?? Boo on hotdog guy. Thats
my OPINION. Bring back those
lovelyladies.-Dedicated listener/
cheese connoisseur When:
Friday, May 15, 2009.
Where: KWVA. You:
Woman. Me: Woman.
#900805
who could have fought for freedom, only 16 percent did. I hope that
gives you encouragement as you seek to fi x a glitch in the status quo.
You and your band of allies have more power than you know.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Up to one-tenth of the population is left-
handed. Yet for centuries, even as late as the 1950s, there were social
stigmas against left-handers — similar in some ways to the perverse
prejudice that has been directed toward homosexuals. So strong was
the taboo that many parents tried to convert their naturally left-hand-
ed children into righties. Thankfully, this absurd form of repression is
now defunct. (Five of the last seven American presidents have been
left-handed.) But it’s a good reminder that there are countless other
ways in which our culture still attempts to coax us or force us into not
being who we really are. But here’s the good news: It’s an excellent
time for you Virgos to reject the pressure to be someone else and get
back to where you once belonged. Reunite with the person you were
destined to be!
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Tower of Terror is a thrill ride at
Disney World. Riders are yanked up and down as they travel along a
199-foot pillar. A Florida woman named Denise Mooty believes this
form of amusement is essential to her health. She says the extreme
G-forces she’s exposed to on the ride help dissipate the fi brous adhe-
sions in her belly. I recommend a similar kind of therapy for you, Libra.
Not to break up fi brous adhesions, since you probably don’t have
any, but rather to jostle your mental blocks, repetitive fantasies, and
obsessive habits. They might just break into pieces and dissipate if you
shake them in the right way.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): It’s your choice, Scorpio. You could be
a creative dynamo who changes the course of local history — or you
could be a plain old boring sex maniac. What’ll it be? We here at the
Free Will Astrology Libido Management Center encourage you to at
least partially sublimate your unruly mojo into beautiful works of art,
innovative business solutions, and brilliant strokes of collaboration.
You don’t have to stop boinking altogether; just make it the second
most important thing you rather than your raison d’etre.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A long-time Capricorn reader
named Allison wrote me an apologetic email. She said that she has
always loved my horoscopes, and still loves them, but for the foresee-
able future she’s got to stop reading them. “Please don’t take it as an
insult, because it’s not,” she wrote. “I just need to be less subject to
outside infl uences for a while. Maybe that will help me get better at
paying attention to my own intuition.” I understood exactly what she
means. According to my analysis, this is one time when you may have
to shield yourself from the noise around you — even the good and
interesting noise — in order to hear your own inner voice better.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Rolling Stone magazine has said
that sixties folk singer Tom Rush (born Feb. 8) was a major force in
launching the era of the singer-songwriter. He’s been lying low for a
while, though. Recently he came out with his fi rst new studio album
in 35 years. I’m guessing that, like him, quite a lot of other Aquarians
will also be climaxing new creations as 2009 unfolds — perhaps even
works that are long overdue or that have been extraordinarily slow in
the making. And what happens in the next few weeks will be crucial in
that process.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “All the problems we face in the U.S.
today,” said comedian and presidential candidate Pat Paulsen, “can
be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the
American Indian.” With that as your inspiration, Pisces, I urge you to
take inventory of your own “immigration policy.” It’s an excellent time
to do so, astrologically speaking. Here are some questions to guide
you. What infl uences do you allow to pour into your sphere? Are they
benefi cial for your long-term mental health? What people do you
invite to share your resources? Do they bring out the best in you? Do
you have smart boundaries that keep out the bad stuff and welcome
in the good?
HOMEWORK: What other name would you give yourself if you
could take a vacation from your present name? Why?
FreeWillAstrology.com.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The planets are conspiring to
unleash energies that will touch you in ways you didn’t realize you
needed to be touched. Any minute now you may begin to feel a plea-
surable burning sensation in your soft underbelly, or a prickly wake-up
call in your willpower, or a ticklish electricity running through your
funny bone. What does it all mean? Maybe nothing. Or maybe it means
so much that you can’t possibly analyze its meaning. What a valuable
gift that would be! When is the last time you felt free of the need to
have to understand everything?
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