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SPRING FEVER
Cute, compact, smart, ener-
getic, quick-witted, 46 yo
mature, playful woman sport-
ing silver hair, drug-alcohol-
nicotene free lifestyle wants
balanced, mature, sweet, man
for friendship, laughter, and
a d v e n t u r e s . e -
mail:springfever@writeme.com
ADVENTUROUS COAST GUYS
Cute Eugene girl looking for a
great, handsome, fun, coastal
guy, 27-52. Newport-Florence...
Quads, motor bikes, dogs,
beach, dancing, dining, drinks,
ocean views. I’m pretty, love
creative/active dates, humor,
playful, adventurous... 40, no
kids. LTR? ✍ 2251
WRITE TO ME & ESCAPE
QUIET EVENINGS
SEEKING FRIENDSHIP
If you like Pina Coladas getting
caught in the rain, then this
SWM, mid 40’s, who likes the
beach and also many eclectic
things, would like to meet you.
Enjoys wine and also enjoys
pleasing his woman. Write to
blind box “2639”✍
Handsome, athletic 43 yo guy,
6’, 190 lbs. financially secure,
seeking cool, attractive female
28-45 who enjoys dining in or
out, movies, hiking and the
outdoors, quiet evenings
together. ✍ 2547
Brown hair/eyes, likes outdoor
activities, 5’5”, works out, inter-
ested in animals and insects,
open minded. Seeking someone
to share these interests. ✍ 2612
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
Kind, honest, attrective, intelli-
gent, sensual, financially
secure, SWM (60+, 5’8, 155 lb.)
seeks warm-hearted, pleasant-
looking woman (any ethnicity). I
can provide emotional support
and a good home. My interests
include organic gardening,
reading, films, music, spirituali-
ty, dancing, learning Spanish,
Mexican vacations and social
change. 461-9328
ROMANTICCREATIVE
ArtHealthyVasectomyCaringE
volvingLikesShoppingPlayfulN
oKidsorSmokeorInkLightdrink
Offwall&Sane/SafeBabyBoome
rHWP5’6”forLTRbutNo401Ksin
cerelyMe. 555 ✍
SEEK CUPCAKE
From jdate.com, I’m a psy-
chotherapist-wicked smart,
playful,relational. can supply
photo to your email
CARE TO DANCE?
OLDER GENT
Older GENT, wouldn’t mind
occasional company (Bijou.
Beall, Pisgah, etc) Write to
blind box “Older Gent” ✍
20SWM looking for a lady to go
tango dancing with 1-2
times/week, possibly coffee,
dinner, & talks before and/or
after. Not too picky, but be
ready to dance. Write to blind
box “Care to Dance” ✍
FOUND YER HAT
HOTTIE
WHOLISTIC SPICES
SEEKING GIRLFRIEND
LOOKING FOR A GOOD
WANT COUGAR
Calm, easy going & peaceful
with a dash of chili pepper.
Usually mellow, occasionally
feisty. Usually highly intelli-
gent & occasionally stupid.
Youthfully middle aged, “boy-
ishly cute” unholistically sar-
castic.
email:
johnkdoe98@yahoo.com
White male, 46, husky, not
obese, looking for a girlfriend.
I am hard working, licensed
driver, business owner. I go to
the cheap movies almost
every Saturday, tired of going
alone. If you are comely, with
nice disposition and want a
relationship-write me. ✍ 2642
dwm,45 looking for a good
women 30-50 for good times ,
back scratches,hiking,bike rid-
ing,fooling around and more.
write please. ✍ 2647
Handsome WM 40s, seeks
older female lover. Please be
over 65. I am healthy, funny,
outgoing, NS, ND. ✍ 2641
LOOKING FOR FRIEND
Wild And Crazy guy looking for
a patient and friendly female in
the Eugene area. I’m a poet and
writer, and I like artistic things.
To Snowy Lately, Looking for
phone friendship. ✍ 2638
DESIRING A LADY
EUROPE ‘09
I’m early 60’s, financially
secure, physically fit, desiring
a lady to share my life with. I
am very active, I enjoy travel,
being outdoors, evenings out.
Please respond, I am waiting
for your & please send photo.
Write to blind box “Nice Man”
Widower, 52, educated, well-
read, intellectual interests
mixed with relaxed humor.
Seeks friend & travel compan-
ion to discover religious/cul-
tural sites of Europe. Let’s
tarry awhile, wherever it is. ✍
2649
32 year old male looking for
someone to hang out with for
movies..drinks or whatever
sounds fun. ✍ 2645
MISFIT SEEKS SAME
I have looks, brains, a house,
and I don’t fit in anywhere,
Perhaps you feel the same
way? Maybe we fit together?
40ish, healthy, non-smoker,
creative type, etc.....Ask & I’ll
tell ✍ 2644
23 yr. old lesbian looking for
someone to get to know and
has got they’re life together.
Age doesn’t matter. Lesbian
only. Write to blind box
“Hottie”✍
Ransem yer neece hat kolege
kiddie. I gots no monnies jest a
new kangroo. No woerries, I
look Good ✍ 2624
BI WOMEN’S GROUP
Meets the third Friday of every
month at 7:00 pm. Call for
more details. Please No
Men/TG/TS. ✍ 2062
WILD N CRAZY GUY
24TH & HYLIARD
I’ve seen you in the alley stock-
ing groceries back and forth.
You have the most beautiful
eyes and smile. Sigh.......
SWEET AUSSIE GIRL
SOME STRINGS
Attractive sm, not tall, decent
shape. Seeking nice looking
lady, under 50, for the usual
and monogamous sex.
Absolutely clean and std free.
Enjoy herb. ✍ 2635
BOY TOY
My girlfriend this, my girlfriend
that - shit, that’s GROSS! I want
a boyfriend to play with...write
to blind box “Friendly Guy”✍
CUTE AUSSIE GIRL, Indigo District
2/16. We talked about Capt.
Cook, New Zealand. I could listen
to you talk for hours. Marry
Me??? I’ll bake you a cake.
TO K FROM B
if i’m not mistaken, don’t we have
a “last time” deal? unless . . .
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): I’m 99 percent positive that in the
coming week you will not wind up in a hand-to-hand battle on top
of a speeding truck with a rogue agent of the secret government.
It’s also highly unlikely that the next time you open your closet
door you will be forced to engage in magical combat with a well-
dressed goblin from the fifth level of hell. On the other hand,
Aries, it might actually be wise for you to instigate a fair fight in a
safe place with a good person who is basically your ally. You two
need to air out some buried tensions in order to get the most out
of your future collaborations.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Diplomacy is letting someone
else have your way,” said Lester Pearson, a Taurus politician from
Canada who won the Nobel Peace Prize. If I’m reading the astro-
logical omens correctly, Taurus, the aptitude he described will be
your specialty in the coming weeks. You will have a sixth sense
about how to tactfully maneuver adversaries and colleagues alike
into arriving at conclusions that will promote your goals. To maxi-
mize the likelihood that you’ll be a benevolent manipulator, not a
selfish one, try to arrange it so that getting your way will help
others get their way as much as possible.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): “Where my heart lies,” wrote Robert
Browning in his prayerful poem, “let my brain lie also.” That’s my
wish for you to experience in the coming weeks, Gemini. It’s not a
wistful, ineffectual wish, either: My astrological analysis indicates
that the cosmos will be conspiring to unify more than a few of
your fragmented parts. In fact, I predict that your thoughts and
feelings will converge in a vigorous collaboration that will ulti-
mately generate excellent karma for you and others.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Some religious traditions don’t
motivate you through the threat of punishment and don’t make
you scared of God. Some corporations don’t rip off their workers,
don’t despoil the environment, and don’t have tyrannical bosses.
Some politicians don’t lie constantly, haven’t sold out their ideals,
and aren’t power-mad narcissists. In light of these facts,
Cancerian, please try to keep an open mind about them all in the
coming week, as well as about any institution, idea, or person
about which you have made dogmatic generalizations. It’s a per-
fect time to shake up and even purge some of the personal biases
that you have enthroned as absolute truths.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): My friend Ronnie, the tattoo artist, told
me that people who come in to get their first tattoo are some-
times unprepared for how much it hurts. Most are able to endure
the razor-sharp ripping of their flesh for the time it takes, though.
There are some sissies who can’t, and they tend to be the biggest,
baddest macho dudes. Ronnie says she personally knows 15
rough, tough guys walking around San Francisco with a fragment
of a tattoo, having abandoned the process in agony before it was
done. Here’s my question for you, Leo: Is there any situation in
your life that resembles a half-completed initiation? Have you
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ever left midway through a rite of passage? Now is a good time to
make plans to go back and finish what you started.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Every year, the Annals of Improbable
Research gives out Ig Nobel Prizes to researchers whose work
“cannot or should not be reproduced.” Last year, awards were
conferred upon chemists who managed to extract vanilla flavoring
from cow manure, scientists who found that impotency drugs help
hamsters to recover quickly from jet lag, and linguists who discov-
ered that rats can’t distinguish between someone speaking Dutch
backward and someone speaking Japanese backward. I sincerely
hope you will do nothing in the coming weeks that would resem-
ble these efforts, Virgo. Please double-check to make sure that
your considerable mental talents are engaged in tracking down
out information that will be truly useful. Don’t get sidetracked by
trivial data, irrelevant details, and wild goose chases.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Leonardo da Vinci created a mural
that his contemporaries regarded as an even greater masterpiece
than The Last Supper. Painted on a wall in Florence’s Palazzo
Vecchio, The Battle of Anghiari later vanished when the building
was remodeled. Some experts believe it still exists, however, hid-
den behind another wall that bears a newer mural. Even as we
speak, investigators are using advanced technology to detect the
possible presence of Leonardo’s missing tour de force. Let this
serve as a metaphor for the work you have ahead of you, Libra.
It’s a perfect time to search for lost brilliance that’s stuck behind
a barrier or buried treasure that has almost been forgotten. Once
you find it, then you can free it.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Poet Sylvia Plath said she wasn’t
much impressed with the “photographic mind which paradoxically
tells the truth, but the worthless truth, about the world.” What
she really loved was the “synthesizing spirit, that ‘shaping’ force,
which prolifically sprouts and makes up its own worlds with more
inventiveness than God.” That’s the aspect of your psyche I hope
will be in full bloom during the coming weeks, Scorpio. It’s a per-
fect time for you to enter into an unprecedented phase of build-
ing. You’re ripe to dream up a host of creations for yourself — to
improvise and design and compose.
If it’s something you already know, then it’s propaganda or dogma,
not information. Philosopher Terence McKenna had a similar view.
He used the terms “information” and “novelty” interchangeably. If
you’re not surprised, he said, if your curiosity isn’t piqued, then the
messages streaming your way don’t qualify as information. I’d like
you to make that your gold standard in the coming weeks,
Capricorn. Be voracious for real information, and ruthlessly banish
all the fake stuff that’s masquerading as real information. You will
know you’re doing it right if you’re never bored.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Astrologically speaking, this
would be a perfect time for you to get a brain implant that would
allow you to Google your own unconscious and surf the web with
your mind alone. Unfortunately, the actual technology to do that
isn’t available yet. But variations on this theme could soon impact
you. You’re primed to make innovations and play with possibilities
that the rest of the world isn’t ready for. My advice is to go ahead
and try them anyway. People may be prodded by your pioneer
spirit into helping you conjure up the fresh-from-the-future
resources you need.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): Many people sincerely think that
they will be called before God to account for themselves on
Judgment Day. If you yourself have held that belief, you can stop
worrying about it. The fact is that you were essentially called
before God on Judgment Day last week (though it might have
happened while you were asleep and dreaming), and everything
went great! You passed your test! Your score wasn’t perfect, and
there were some demerits in your final evaluation, but the most
important thing is that you made it! There will, therefore, be no
more Judgment Days for you in the future. God found you worthy,
and now you can go on living your life without fear or guilt.
Congrats, Pisces! You’re free!
HOMEWORK
: What’s your favorite excuse? Write it out and
tape it to your mirror. Try not to actually say it even once during
the coming week.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The average male owns 15
pairs of underwear, while the typical female has 21. (The other
three genders average 25, 31, and 13 respectively.) But those fig-
ures will almost certainly rise in the coming weeks, as
Sagittarians of every variety will be expanding and enhancing
their approach to covering their asses. Most of you Centaurs will
also be refining and evolving your attitude toward the things that
touch you most intimately, as well as deepening and embellishing
your relationship with the hidden aspects of the image you pres-
ent to the public eye.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Philosopher Robert Anton
Wilson defined information as data and ideas that are new to you.
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