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WORK HARD ~ PLAY HARD
Music: rock, new country, metal,
live. Dancing, dogs, animals, coast,
travel, nature, fishing. Quads,
motorcycles, water activities.
races, bulls...Living Life! Rockers,
Country Boys, Good Chemistry.
YOU: Honest, fun, funny, very
active/good looking, positive, play-
ful, goals, generous, romantic,
financially stable, responsible,
good character, open. 32-50.
Home/Landowner.
No
Drugs/Baggage/ Young Kids/Vices.
ME: Pretty, fun, smart-ass humor,
active, playful, spontaneous, inde-
pendent, sexy, sensual, 41. No kids,
ND, NS. Classy, wild, free spirited.
Eugene - Coast! LTR? ☎2071
I'M EASY
Easy to place, easy to respond.
Look deep to find your desires.
LIFE’S WAITING
41 yr old lover of life ISO anoth-
er aspiring soul to be fully
alive with. Dogs, nature,
Buddhist-philosophy, wine,
music, good conversation,
peaceful silence. The only real
time we have is now! ☎ 2067
EXCEPTIONAL CARE
FOLK-ENTHUSIAST
MAKE LOVE EVERY DAY
I DARE YOU
Are you 18-27 and over-
whelmed with fear and anxiety
due to lack of experience?
Would you like to overcome
that in a safe, understanding,
non-judgemental situation? I
can help. ☎ 2057
Do you feel the depth of your
being when you hear, sing, or
play soft, melodic and moving
ballads? Call and hear the
songs that move me. ☎ 2058
Kind, honest, monogamous,
slender older SWM with youthful
athletic physique, wants to sat-
isfy your sexual and emotional
needs. Latina, Asian and all
other nationalities interest me.
I’m STD free, vasectomized and
open to LTR/marriage. ☎ 2048
I’m the coolest guy you’ll ever
meet. If you’re boored, lonely,
or just up for an adventure,
call me! Please be fit with no
drama. ☎ 2009
WILDERNESS
ISO partner to help create
small, off-grid wilderness
resort with organic food and
music. Must have skills and
assets. Write blind box
“Wilderness”. ✍
YOU AND ME
You-bald, ugly, inpotent and
barrels of laughs. Me-old, fat,
wrinkled and funny. ☎ 2031
HOT, FUN & SEXY
Sexy beautiful entertaining 27,
A woman, ISO well off, P, older
man for travel and fine dining.
NS, age 35-50. ☎ 2025
OH DADDY!!
Gold digging, superficial,
greedy, super hot stripper sick
of working, seeking rich new
boyfriend to buy me stuff. ☎
2024
VOLUPTUOUS & FLUFFY
Single female, 27, 5’9, seeks
male in late 20’s or 30’s for
LTR. Good sense of humor a
plus. ☎ 2015
MAC & CHEESE
ARE YOU OUT THERE?
Kind, honest, divorced male, 57
yo, retired, 5’9”, 170 hwp, seek-
ing woman,45-65 yo. Sensitive,
non-agressive woman who is
either semi retired or retired,
has time on her hands. ☎ 2070
LOOKING
I’m 67, outdoors person, like to
fish, camp, have boat and
motor home, country boy.
Looking for a woman 50-65
who likes the same. ☎ 2068
UP NORTH
Western Washington guy seeks
friendly gal, 40s/50s and
slim/medium build, to come
share quiet times. I like trips,
walks, the outdoors, moonlit
nights and cuddling on the
couch. Write Blind Box “Up
North”. ✍
I AM HOUSE TRAINED
You: nice, cute, energetic, emo-
tionally available, voluptuous
or thin, 35-55, solvent, happy
but lonely (like me), educated.
Me: solvent, educated, hand-
some 5’8”, 165, 50 years, polite.
Call me! ☎ 2065
SWM, 28, HWP, enjoys Seinfeld,
politically centered dramas,
cuddling w/a movie, gold,
baseball, mac & cheese. Seeks
21-30 yo SWF who like dogs and
has no kids. ☎ 2055
LOOKING FOR YOU
PINK MARTINI
I would like to take a beautiful,
mature women to the Pink
Martini concert at the Hult
Center. ☎ 2023
HIPPIE (ISH)?
SWM, 40ish, 6’, 147, brown hair,
blue eyes. Enjoy running,
cycling, old tv shows, movies,
books, sports. ISO 35-49, thats
fun, openminded, to go out or
stay at home. ☎ 2054
Attractive WM with some land
ISO earthy, counter-cultural,
hippie, or outdoorsy female.
Prefer nonsmoker, vegetarian,
no children. ☎ 2022
FRIENDSHIP?
YOUNG STUD
Semi retired mature, kind, tall
SWPM, 50, South Eugene, who
enjoys walking, reading, danc-
ing, hiking, animals, learning,
biking,
friendship
and
romance. ISO spiritually fit
woman to build a friendship
and ?. ☎ 2053
Seeks older mature females
that are missing the one great
thing, that just might make
them smile just a little more. I’m
tall, dark and handsome. ☎ 2017
FLORENCE LADIES
Handsome young 39, seeks lady
in Florence. Affectionate, likes
music, herb and God. Will treat
you like a lady. Looking forward
to meeting you. ☎ 2050
SCRUFFY DUDE
Into records, herb, seeks cin-
namon girl. Very scruffy...food?
☎ 2026
ROCK GIRL WANTED!
Lonely local rock musician, 34
yo, 6’, ISO 21-36 sf that loves
music & seeing live music.
Possible relationship with the
right person. No drama queens
please! ☎ 2016
HELLO
SWM, 40, sexy yoga hard body,
am designed for her needs.
Seeking SWF, with also sexy hard
body, to share good food, good
times and a tender heart. ☎2014
SELECTIVE ACTIVITY
60 yo, 5’10, 159 lbs, likes nature,
occasional movie, restaurants,
bike riding, body tan, lean, sen-
sitive, intense, physically
active and open minded. ☎
2006
ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT
Hi out there, well once again I
seek my musical counterpart
with an adventurous spirit and
the love of the outdoors. I am
mid 40, hardworking home-
owner with a nice life. So if you
have some time and like to
explore-lets get together. ☎
1999
SEEKING WOMAN
SWM, 60ish, healthy, active,
looking for SF for LTR. Interests
include playing music, garden-
ing, computers, camping, hik-
ing. NS, herb friendly, semi-
retired. ☎ 1872
BI WOMEN’S GROUP
TANGO CTR-FILM-SUN
Meets the third Friday of every
month at 7:00 pm. Call for
more details. Please No
Men/TG/TS. ☎ 2062
You: male at Eug. Cel. Film Fest.
Watched some shorts @2pm.
Me: Petite brunette female
handed you a schedule. We
talked about quality films
grabbing our attention.
Available? ☎ 2072
PROUD AND OUT
51 yr old lesbian seeks night
owl who loves crime shows,
smoking herb, petting the dog
and playing on my king size
bed. ☎ 2061
JUST MAYBE
Hoping for healthy women to
teach me or explore bondage
and s&m, open minded and
clean. Can be discrete, ND
please. Kind heart and funny
as well. ☎ 2052
22ND & GARFIELD
Wonderful gorgeous street
painting! Good work neigh-
bors!
PIT BULLS ON PARADE
A big bully THANK YOU to all the
peeps who came and cheered
us on in the Celebration parade!
Luv-A-Bull Pit Bull Rescue and
Sweet Potato Pie.
LIFE PARTNER WANTED
Any ethnicity, by kind.
Intelligent, honest, attractive,
SWM, 66, 5’8”, 155 lbs. My inter-
ests include organic garden-
ing, music, dancing, reading,
films, spirituality, nature, com-
munity, learning Spanish,
Mexican vacations, and social
change. ☎ 2046
YOU GUYS ROCK
To Eugene Weekly, thanks for
the article and we hope Kevin
gets better soon. From all of
staff at Monroe St. Cafe.
DIABLOS 9/5/07
LOOKING FOR FEMALE
To join me an my hubby for some
fun. We are STD free. Looking for
someone who is about ave.
weight, and is good looking. It will
only be a 1 time thing. ☎ 2008
You: Jalika? Long dark hair
waitress. Me: white pants, tan
button up, texting. Mirror
Pond? Outside? Tattoos?
Piercings? You smiled. I was in
awe. Chat sometime? You are
gorgeous. ☎ 2069
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Metaphorically speaking, I fore-
see glacier ice melting and molten rock flowing in your
immediate future, Aries. I expect that hard solids will
become fluid; permanent fixtures will be in flux. This is a
good thing, believe me. Though it may unnerve you at first,
you will have the power to change things you never
thought could be changed in a hundred years. You will have
the freedom to create new vessels for energy that has out-
grown its old vessels.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Here’s the problem as I see it:
You’re not feeling sufficiently confident to trust your unique
insights, and so you haven’t dared to communicate them.
But it’s crucial that you do speak up. Even though you may
not be as knowledgeable about the big picture as other peo-
ple are, you possess a missing piece of the puzzle that
they’ve got to have. You may even be an outsider or a late-
comer with relatively little credibility in the eyes of those in
the inner circle, but still: You know something they don’t
know and need to know.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I wish I had a holy grail to
quest for, even it was really small,” writes my Gemini reader
Marta, who describes herself as a “wannabe Prometheus.” I
have good news for her, as well as for all the rest of you
wannabe Prometheans who have been pining for a raison
d’etre, a burning desire, or a-not-quite-impossible dream to
throw yourself into with 110 percent commitment: Look out
of the corners of your eyes to spot the strange attractor
(also known as the unauthorized magic) that is bobbing
ever-so-seductively on the far horizon.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): According to a report in The
Onion, behavioral scientists in Chicago have proved that
many people are in fact not entitled to their opinions. “On
topics from evolution to immigration reform, we found that
38 percent of the opinions people expressed were so off-
base and ill-informed that they actually hurt society by
being voiced,” said one researcher. I’m betting, however,
that only a small proportion of these unfounded beliefs and
spurious theories will originate from Cancerians in the com-
ing weeks. Your tribe is likely to be more scrupulous in your
data-gathering and more rigorous in your reasoning than
the rest of the population. In fact, I suggest you regard
yourself as a role model whose job it is to demonstrate the
beauty of thinking deeply.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Can you feel the moon tugging at
the fluids in your body? Usually, you can’t. Are you aware of
how large-scale cultural influences affect your day-to-day
rhythms? Again, that’s typically beyond your capacity to
sense in any immediate way. But this week, you just might
be able to do both of those things. You’re more attuned
than usual to the subtle currents that are unfolding within
you. You’re also more alert to the impact that big cosmic
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energies and long-term historical trends are making on your
unconscious mind. I advise you to take maximum advantage
of this extra sensitivity. You could discover important clues
about how to position yourself to thrive in the face of
upcoming social transformations. (P.S. Listen reverently to
the secrets your body tells you.)
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Writing in Salon.com, Scott
Rosenberg recalled how in his youth he loved to play the
fantasy role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons. “You’d have
to choose not one but two ‘alignments’ for your character,”
he mused. “Good and evil, of course, but also ‘law’ and
‘chaos.’ And among the people I ran with, ‘chaotic/good’ was
the thing to be, because it let you trust other people and
still have fun.” Your assignment in the coming week, Virgo,
is to adopt the “chaotic/good” approach for the character
you will be playing in your actual life.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Plagued by back problems, my
friend Eduardo went to a psychic healer in Brazil. He got his
treatment while seated on a chair in a room crowded with
other patients. The shaman massaged Eduardo’s spine for a
few minutes. Suddenly, out of nowhere, streams of black
mud appeared all over his back. Was this some sort of stage
magic? The healer announced that the mud had been the
cause of the pain, and that he had exorcised it from
Eduardo’s body. My friend rested there a while, musing on
the improbable event that had apparently happened, and
enjoying a new feeling of ease in his back. His bewilderment
at the mystery of his own cure turned to stupefaction when
he saw what the shaman pulled from the next patient’s
belly: an old shoe. Now here’s an odd coincidence, Libra:
One of the best gifts you can give yourself right now is to
visualize a psychic healer (or your guardian angel) removing
a load of mud and an old shoe from your body.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The experiment I’m proposing
is something you should try only if you’re feeling adventur-
ous. Don’t do it if you’re in a timid or self-pitying mood.
Here it is. Empty yourself out completely, and do it gladly.
With impish daring, lower your expectations all the way
down to zero. Surrender every remnant of hope you might
be tempted to cling to. With a jaunty nonchalance, pretend
you have nothing to lose. And then open an enormous wel-
come in your heart for the messy, unpredictable sweetness
of life exactly as it is. Say yes to the beauty of ambiguity
and paradox. Free yourself to accept every person and
every situation on its own terms. If you try what I’ve sug-
gested, I bet you will be united with a potent blessing you
didn’t even know you needed.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Right now you have
what it takes to be a liberator. You can free people who
are enslaved to their fears. You could also be a bridge-
builder who provides wandering souls with the means to
escape from of the middle of nowhere. If you’re feeling
especially heroic, you might even be able to serve as both
a liberator and bridge-builder. To do so would almost cer-
tainly require you to be more of a leader than you’ve ever
been before. But if I’m reading the astrological omens cor-
rectly, you have more than enough cosmic juju at your dis-
posal to do just that.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Dear Rob: In your book
PRONOIA, you say, ‘The universe always gives us exactly
what we need, exactly when we need it.’ I have a different
view. I often find that I disagree with what the Universe
decides is best for me. But that turns out to be a good
thing. It’s fun for me to always be arguing with God! I learn
a lot and generate a lot of high energy from trying to out-
maneuver the divine will. What do you think about that? —
Cagey Capricorn. Dear Cagey: Whatever works! I think your
approach may be especially useful for your fellow
Capricorns to try now. Thanks for articulating it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I want to call your attention
to the title of a Christian-themed inspiration book by John
Ortberg: If You Want to Walk on Water, You’ve Got to Get
Out of the Boat. You don’t really need to read it, because
simply meditating on the theme will yield all the insight you
need. To jumpstart your intuition, I’ll add a corollary: If you
want to talk to a burning bush, you should initiate the con-
versation. Don’t wait for the bush to break the ice.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Dear Rob: I love your compas-
sionate contrarianism. Your horoscopes are so spiritual
they’re practical. They’re so earthy they’re cosmic. They’re
anti-hero horoscopes for heroes, or maybe heroic horo-
scopes for anti-heroes. Here’s my question: Do you have
any advice for my psychotherapist? You’re doing a better
job than he is, and I’d like to give him some tips from you.—-
Pisces Gamer. Dear Gamer: Tell your psychotherapist that
what you Pisceans need these days is a dose of reversalism.
That means you should experiment freely with seeing the
other side of every story and tuning in to the opposite of
what you’ve tried before.
HOMEWORK : Compose an exciting prayer in which you
ask for something you’re not “supposed” to. Go to
RealAstrology.com and click on “Email Rob.”
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