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"For Your Security"
-what is that, a threat?
Across
1 Naomi of 2005's "King
Kong"
6 Pressly of "My Name Is
Earl"
11 Cingular's current
owner, for short
14 Multiple choice options,
maybe
15 Lucy's neighbor
16 Hurled prop
17 Meteorologist's urgent
warning
19 See 64-across
20 Paris Hilton recording
21 Solicit customers
22 "___ died and made
you king?"
25 Golfer Michelle
26 Voluptuousness
27 Pressure positions
32 "___ Swings Lightly"
(1958 vocal jazz album)
33 Bite, as someone's
ankles
34 Chicago transportation
41 Send tax returns via
the Internet
42 Gateway Arch designer
Saarinen
43 Prevented from enter-
ing
48 Letter between
whiskey and foxtrot,
maybe
49 Bale stuff
50 Weather vane dir.
51 Kermit's greeting
52 Repairs pumps, per-
haps
56 Bird Down Under
57 Inconspicuous covers
61 Skip the bronzer
62 "___ of the Dead"
(2004 comedy)
63 City east of Syracuse
64 With 19-across,
"Crouching Tiger" direc-
tor
65 Founding member of
The Mamas & The Papas
Doherty
66 Teased
Down
1 Existed
2 Actor Vigoda
3 "Mazel ___!"
4 Cinco menos dos
5 They're turned and
tightened
6 King's entertainer
7 ___ Cat pet food
8 Chain with butter pecan
syrup, for short
9 Being nothing more
than
10 Shady figure?
11 Self-confident compo-
sure
12 Traffic obstacles
13 Comb parts
18 Lit-up sign in a theater
21 Played around with a
recorder
22 Merry-go-round sound
23 Place to sled
24 Stare too long
26 Ventura County city
28 Try
29 Through
30 ___ Mix-A-Lot
31 Where wraps are be
made
35 Blown-out style
36 Three times a day, in
pharmacist shorthand
37 Palindromic 1998 Busta
Rhymes album
38 "Are ___ the same page
here?"
39 Elvis's middle name
40 Days long gone
43 Author of "The
Sandman" series Neil
44 Taken off the wall
45 Like complex questions
46 Glowing ring
47 Sight to take in
48 First letter in
"thanatos"
52 Architect Mies van der
___
53 McGregor who played
Obi-Wan
54 Did a communications
director's job
55 Cyberspace place
57 Blotter paper substance
58 Eye cover
59 Prefix for freak
60 ___ Quentin
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