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"Lack of True Substance"
-there's no there there.
name
38 Light blue shade
1 Salad usually with hard- 39 Fictional substance in
boiled eggs
"The Absent-Minded
5 Olympic event
Professor"
9 Home security compo- 42 Light brew, for short
nent
43 Bouncing off the walls
14 Prefix like "ultra"
45 Box marked "M," "F",
15 "The Young ___"
or "Yes, please!"
(1980s Britcom)
46 Number before neuf
16 Neighbors of ulnae
47 Profession
17 Fictional substance in 50 Place on a Monopoly
"Star Trek"
board
19 Considering every-
52 Possible side effect in
thing
TV drug ads
20 First word in a bor-
55 Hermione's friend
ough's name
56 Microscope part
21 Fish and chips fish
57 Wild West
23 It could be a bad sign 58 Salad green
24 Crash for a few
62 Den drug
25 Cadillac SUV in hip-
64 Fictional substance in
hop videos
"The Powerpuff Girls"
27 One way to run
66 Octa- halved
31 Like Keebler workers
67 Where lovers can be
32 Mr. 'iggins from "My
seen k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Fair Lady"
68 Give ___ on the
33 Web address
shoulder
35 Apolo Ohno's middle
69 "That's awesome!"
Across
70 Parts of wds.
71 Change the design
Down
1 Cows' mouthfuls
2 Passing passage
3 Flecktones leader Fleck
4 She shaved her own
head in 2007
5 Name of two popes
6 Part of 66-across
7 Low card
8 Seep through
9 Jeremy Piven, on
"Entourage"
10 Lotion ingredient
11 Fictional substance in
"The X-Men"
12 Pestered
13 He wrote about a bear
in the woods
18 Side
22 650, to Seneca
26 Where some travelers
come from
27 Grateful Dead bass
guitarist Phil
28 Like 52-down
29 Fictional substance in
"Superman"
30 Sisqo's group ___ Hill
34 Amt. on a dumbbell
36 Kid played by a young
Ron Howard
37 MLB team from D.C.
39 Word before "boy" or
"party"
40 Wanna-___
41 North and south, e.g.
44 Pop band that did a
1992 EP of ABBA covers
46 It gets pumped on the
rails
48 Not so bright
49 Makes into law
51 Singer Mitchell
52 Rorschach selections
53 Pepe with a signature
scent
54 Walt Disney Concert
Hall architect
59 "Must've been some-
thing ___"
60 "Impaler" who
inspired Dracula
61 Convention center
event, maybe
63 Feet-wiping spot
65 Long predator
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