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-I'm just bean crazy, that's all.
1 Blitzer on TV
5 ___-swapping
9 Crappy grade
14 Et ___ (and others)
15 They want to hurt
Hertz
16 "___ on Jeopardy"
(Weird Al Yankovic
parody)
17 React to a punch
18 Pre-euro currency
19 Office department
20 Comment after
pissing off a soy-based
soup?
23 Furnished feet
24 Ma who says "maa"
25 "___ Fink"
28 "I agree"
30 AMA members
33 With 43-across, The
Main Ingredient's soy
curd refrain?
35 "Wintry mix" stuff
37 Taylor of "The
Notorious Bettie Page"
38 Short letter signoff
40 VH1's "Best Week ___"
41 Gives audible
approval
43 See 33-across
45 Barn bed
46 Hang in there
48 Scholastic do-over
49 French electronic
group with the 2007
album "Pocket
Symphony"
50 Daffy Duck excla-
mation
51 Fits of rage after
not getting enough
soybeans?
58 Do a janitor's job
59 The masculine side
60 Org. that gives G's
and R's
61 Get up
62 Car deodorizer
scent
63 Abbr. on envelopes
64 More pleasant
65 Manning and more
66 Observe
26 Spanish province
near Madrid
27 Pass news along
Down
28 What "X" may mean
1 Cautious
29 Gore Vidal novel
2 Muffin spread
"___ Breckinridge"
3 "In ___ of flowers..."
30 1990s R&B act Bell
4 Old educational visu- Biv ___
al medium
31 Coral masses
5 Dionne Warwick song 32 Walk like a pimp
that says "Foolish
34 "I screwed up"
pride is all that I have 36 Worldwide Pants
left"
Incorporated owner
6 Like Harvard's walls
39 Junkie's injectors
7 John Grisham novel, 42 "Cinderella" item
with "The"
44 Australian mo. for
8 Mr. Morales
Father's Day
9 Cuts off completely,
47 Exist
maybe
49 Make happy
10 Ex-CIA agent Valerie 50 Singer whose last
11 Kinks title
name is Chrysomallis
12 Played for a tool
51 "Actress" Spelling
13 Lines on some maps: 52 Of grand proportions
abbr.
53 Don't believe it
21 "Hey, sailor!"
54 Comet part
22 Meet a bet
55 Plotting
25 Be rude at the table 56 Olympic swimmer
Biondi
57 All there
58 Word after straight
or iron
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