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SPONTANEOUS FUN!
Looking for laughs, live
rock/metal music, dates, din-
ing, dancing, drinks, coast
runs. You: stable, fun, active,
energetic, drug free, music
and animal loving hottie to
hang out with, 30-50. Me: the
same, a lady with a wild side!
☎ 8674
NATURE LOVER
SWF, 40s, HWP, very attractive,
energetic, fun loving, educat-
ed professional with sense of
humor, seeks SWM, HWP, 40-53
with similar attributes for
possible LTR. NS, ND, STD free,
40 minutes north of Eugene.
Must love dogs, and kids too!
☎ 8672
FORMER MODEL
Attractive, 5’5” blonde ISO
retired male professional. Active,
love the outdoors. ☎ 8630
YOUR SWEET LADY
LET’S TALK
KINDRED SOUL
SEEKING BUTTERFLY
NOW YOU’RE LOOKING
LIKEABLE GUY
GOT VIBES?
Simple and sincere, petite,
green-eyed, attractive fun
loving woman looking for an
honest, active man who’s
interested in building a part-
nership. Me: creative, passion-
ate, playful, financially inde-
pendent, 50ish. STD clean, No
1 night stands/drinkers/smok-
ers. ☎ 8646
AWF, 50, loving care, like cook-
ing, animals, garden. Would like
to meet the right man, retired,
55-65. Are you the right man?
☎ 8579
Would like to talk with woman
who posted “kindred soul” in
Aug. Tea and talk? ☎ 8643
Springfield, 59, 5”10”, 155 lbs,
let’s speak to trees, nestle
under her branches, swim with
Koi, puts roots deep in to soil,
chant in the darkness of night,
home with bamboo and bird of
flights. ☎ 8634
NOW you’re looking at the
ad of the man you’ve been
waiting for. He is hand-
some,understanding,
patient, and loyal. He’s 52,
yet youthful and fun, sensi-
tive, creative, and energiz-
ing. He’s Caucasian, a psy-
chologically
minded
teacher, author, and musi-
cian. It’s time to make con-
tact. ☎ 8615
Easygoing, humorous, SWM,
mid 50s. Enjoys the beauty of
Oregon, fishing a trout stream
to walking a beach. Love life,
picnics, movies. Seeking car-
ing, affectionate woman with
inner beauty. ☎ 8575
To the girl that ran off with my
daughter three years ago,
who’s parents paid $100k for a
kangaroo restraining order:
I’m not even sorry that my
aunt stomped your ass at that
gathering this year in New
York state. When I said no, I
meant it. – Roses are Red.
GENEROSITY & DEVOTION
LONELY IN EUGNEE
SWF, 55, full figured, ISO single
male, for short term relation-
ship, ND, STD free. Race, age
unimportant. Enjoy movies, eat-
ing out, rivers, beaches. ☎ 8570
Attractive, HWP/curvaceous,
well-educated, well mannered
woman seeks mature, responsi-
ble man to pamper and adore.
You: brave, noble-minded, offer
domestic/material security. Me:
Give you 100☎ devotion, discre-
tion assured. Write Blind Box
“Devotion” ✍ ☎ 8644
RIVER LIFE
WWF, 63, ISO liberal man to
share life on river. If you enjoy
romance on the river and like
gardening, we may be able to
build a relationship that will be
mutually rewarding. I enjoy
outdoor activities, gourmet
meals and wine. We could
spend time together watching
the river change with the sea-
sons. ☎ 8625
LET’S GO STEADY
Looking for a nice, fit woman,
late 40s to 50s, to spend the
winter with. I enjoy biking,
hiking music, etc. Cuddling,
enjoying a movie, wine, going
out. Let’s spend time together
enjoying the seasons. ☎ 8642
I WILL SPOIL YOU
Take care of you, help support
you. I’m very nice, respectful,
gentle, kind, intelligent, nice
looking, a bit older, open to
whatever. Seeking intelligent,
attractive, slim woman 20s-
30s. ☎ 8640
LOOKING FOR YOU
SWM, age 66, 6’1”, 210, brown
hair, green eyes, in search of
active female for casual inti-
mate fun. ☎ 8680
VEGETARIAN DELIGHT
A poet, bicycler, movie watch-
er, table games and entertain-
er. keeps you laughing and
wondering. New wave hippie at
50, no conditions. ☎ 8645
RELAX ON COAST
SWM, 42, seeks lady, 30-60, to
hang out with on the coast.
Coffee, walks, and see if some-
thing develops. Intelligence and
fun and open to LTR. ☎ 8620
LOVE ME TENDER
It’s that time of year to snuggle.
SWM age 66, 210 lbs, 6’1”, green
eyes, brown hair. Enjoy cooking,
dining, dancing, TV, walks, com-
puter stuff. ☎ 8619
GOOD RELATIONS
SWM MID-50S
Mild mannered gentleman,
40s, good looking, healthy,
seeking quality long term
relationship based on good
communication, acceptance,
respect, trust. I’m intellectu-
al, spiritual, creative, sensu-
ous, considerate. Seeking
woman with similar qualities.
☎ 8639
enjoy dining out, shooting
pool, karaoke, and sports.
Herb and chem. friendly. ISO
SWF for companionship and
more. Lets meet and see if we
click. ☎ 8613
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KIND, HONEST MAN
Intelligent, attractive, sensu-
al, financially secure, lonely
SWM, 5’8’’, 155 lbs. seeks
warmhearted woman, under
65, any ethnicity. My interests
include organic gardening,
music, dancing, reading, films,
spirituality, nature, communi-
ty, simple living, learning
Spanish, Mexican vacations,
social change. ☎ 8580
THANK GODDESS
I thank the goddess everyday I
was born a woman and lesbian.
“P.C.” to me means personal
consciousness. Are you brave,
Feminist, playful and thought-
ful enough to be equally met?
☎ 8612
SWM ISO FUN
Very athletic, 22 yo, cute, 9 in.,
disease free. ISO any age to
have some no strings attached
fun! I promise you wont regret
it. ☎ 8442
EC BROADWAY STAGE
LOOKING FOR A TOP
36 yo athletic WM looking for a
top. You: HWP, over 45, clean,
kind, safe sex, and discreet. I
like movies, parks, the river,
your place, travel. ☎ 8632
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Go against the flow.
Buck the system. Push the river. Entertain the possi-
bility that everything you know is at least half-
wrong. Do you catch my drift, Aries? What I’m trying
to tell you is, champion the underdog. Ignore the
obvious. Disprove the conventional wisdom. Bet on
the dark horse. Be a devil’s advocate. Shall I continue
my rant until you have absolutely no doubt what
your mission is? Buy a new goldfish and name it
“Jaws.” Figure out a way to lick your own elbow. Eat
with your non-dominant hand. Say prayers while
you’re having sex. Acquire a pet mosquito. Watch TV
while standing on your head.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Very few raindrops
are actually raindrop-shaped. A far greater number
take the form of doughnuts. These doughnutty rain-
drops are your power objects, Taurus — your magical
symbols. I hope they inspire you to look for the
wide-open spaces in the middle of every stormy
downpour. I trust they will alert you to the possibility
that there’ll be windows of opportunities at the
heart of the drizzle.
matter at a higher rate. It’s even possible they’ll
break the sound barrier on a regular basis (761 miles
per hour), meaning you may hear sonic booms com-
ing from inside your skull. Don’t be alarmed if this
occurs; in fact, be excited. It’s a sign that your intelli-
gence is heating up, burning off tired old beliefs and
outmoded theories in the process.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Acting on the authority
vested in me by the Prophets for Profit Syndicate,
and speaking on behalf of the planetary rhythms, I
can assure you of this: If your cash flow has been
too slow and you remain passive about it in the com-
ing weeks, it will corrode your mental health. If you
lift a finger to upgrade your relationship with money,
on the other hand, cosmic forces will rush to your
aid with unexpected support. Therefore, in the name
of all that’s holy, I hereby declare the beginning of a
new age in which you conspire and agitate and work
hard for a new wage.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Think how it is to have
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The more time you
spend playing games in the coming days, the smarter
you’ll be. Miniature golf, Monopoly, Twister, gin
rummy, paintball, scavenger hunts, tag, Dungeons
and Dragons—doesn’t matter what it is, as long as it
moves you to engage in exuberant fun for no other
reason than because it feels so good. Playing games
will be the Truth and the Way, the secret to enlighten-
ment, the key to cultivating robust health and making
good decisions. Make this Chinese proverb your
motto: A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
a conversation with an embryo,” writes the poet
Rumi, as translated by Coleman Barks. “You might
say, ‘The world outside is vast and intricate. There
are wheat fields and mountain passes and orchards
in bloom. At night there are millions of galaxies, and
in sunlight the beauty of friends dancing at a wed-
ding.’ You ask the embryo why he or she stays
cooped up in the dark with eyes closed. Listen to
the answer. ‘There is no other world. I only know
what I’ve experienced. You must be hallucinating.’”
Now I say to you, Libra, that you are the embryo
Rumi and Barks are addressing. Consider the possi-
bility that they’re telling the truth. Come out and
take a look around.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): For years, I lived 13
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Women are traps
miles from the top of Mount Tamalpais, the highest
peak in the San Francisco Bay Area. Every day I
gazed at it from afar through my window or while
riding my bike in the hills, marveling as it glided
through its ever-shifting relationship with the sky. It
was a remote yet familiar beacon, an awe-inspiring
touchstone against which I could measure my own
undulating rhythms. Now I’ve moved to a new home
at the foot of Mount Tam. I feel as if I’ve become part
of it — am embedded in its protective and majestic
aura. It’s no longer an objective gauge, but rather an
intimate tone and texture in my subjective experi-
ence of myself. I predict that you will soon undergo
a comparable shift, Cancerian: from being there to
being here; from outside to inside; from strength
absorbed at a distance to power felt up close.
that lay for men everywhere,” said Franz Kafka, “in
order to drag them into the infinite.” If you find this
idea sexist or heterosexist, formulate your own ver-
sion. One way or another, you need to get lured or
yanked into a bracing experience of boundless possi-
bilities … into a delightfully shocking immersion in
eternal truth … into a whirlwind tour of sublime,
brain-scrambling beauty. If an uncanny woman will
do the job for you, great. If an amazing man works
better, or maybe a magical member of an in-between
gender, seek that person out. Play hard with the lim-
itless, Scorpio.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Biologists say the speed of
thought in the human brain is normally 150 miles per
hour. But I’m guessing that in the coming weeks,
ideas and intuitions will be zipping around your gray
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): According to
the esoteric spiritual tradition of Western hermeti-
cism, you have a personal Holy Guardian Angel who’s
always ready to give you help, as well as to lovingly
kick your ass. Modern scientists snort derisively at
this notion. They’re fundamentalist materialists,
denying the possibility that something can exist if
it’s not perceptible by our five senses or by instru-
ments that humans have invented. If your tempera-
ment and training align you with the scientists’ ide-
ology, I’ll ask you to temporarily suspend your
skepticism so that you might join other
Sagittarians in trying the following experiment: Act
as if you have a personal Holy Guardian Angel
whose job it is to help you lose your illusions, liber-
ate you from suffering, and make you smarter.
What clarifying questions will you ask the HGA?
What precise assistance will you request?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 2000, I logged
34,000 miles during my travels across America to
meet my readers. During a three-year stretch earlier
in my life, I was a homeless gypsy, sponging off
friends and staying in hostels from Vermont to South
Carolina, from Italy to Greece. But in recent years
I’ve gone on extensive pilgrimages of another kind,
carried out through imaginal exercises, lucid dreams,
and shamanic meditations. According to my reading
of the omens, Aquarius, you can generate rich bless-
ings for yourself by getting away from it all in either
of these two directions. What’s better, to head out
into far-flung places in the outer world or the inner
world? It doesn’t matter.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): One historian has fig-
ured out that during the last three and a half millen-
nia, humans have been at peace throughout the
world for only 230 years — less than 7 percent of the
time. How would you rate your own personal propor-
tions of war and peace, Pisces? I certainly hope
you’re serene, centered, and secure far more than 7
percent of your life. But whether or not you are, the
coming weeks will be an excellent time to boost your
average dramatically. The actions you take and the
attitudes you adjust could set in motion changes
that will make peace a more common everyday
experience. How hard you willing to work to estab-
lish a Pax Pisces?
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ROLE PLAY
Attractive well hung submis-
sive panty boy desperately
seeking mature well-endowed
disciplinarian for discreet
encounters. ☎ 8623
ARE YOU A CATCHER?
BiM top, 56 yo, 5’7”, 165lbs,
healthy, educated and cute,
seeks a BiM or GM submissive
bottom for LTR. HWP, please. ☎
8616
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In May 1941,
Adolf Hitler’s deputy Rudolf Hess made an unautho-
rized attempt to seek peace with Britain. He flew
there alone from Germany, parachuting onto a
Scottish farm as his plane crashed. According to
some accounts, Prime Minister Winston Churchill
was quickly informed of Hess’s odd visitation, but
deferred taking action because he was too
absorbed in a Marx Brothers movie. I expect there’ll
soon be a metaphorically comparable event in your
sphere, Capricorn. My advice? Be like Churchill. If
loose cannons or obsessed messengers or self-
important proselytizers demand your attention, put
them on hold and stay engrossed in whatever’s
amusing you.
SLEXY MAMA
Double braided, curvy, bright-
eyed sweet lady with little
ones. All around town, at Kiva,
RedBarn, along the bike path,
driving that golden chariot of
yours or your fun bicycle. I
think you are amazing and I
like you very much. ☎ 8686
At the flower pot. You: Brown
hair and eyes, shoort pants
eating apple on a stick. Me: to
your left getting ready and
you flew. Wanna go see J.
Mayall? Write Blind Box:
“Flower Pot.”
SEENYA SISTA
Wet duet. Met queen Eugene
express’n “yes!” I’m blond
dudette. Black slip fond slip’ry
nipple trip. May “Rock’n Chair
Affair” come out ‘n play? ☎
8678
RANDI
RANDI you called me sugar and
forgot my bread. I brought you
a rose, you said I was sweet I’d
like to know more. I think your
sweet too. Let me know? C. ☎
8679
DENNIS; SAT MARKET
Beautiful woman. I’ve been
seeing you for years at the cof-
fee stand. You take more of my
soul every time you give me a
cup of coffee. ☎ 8671
LAUNDRY BOY?
SHARE DELIGHT
Intersexy dreams of yang ‘n
yin in seamless night. Lights
celebrate dawn’s brink quite
pinkly blue await’n your. Pair
“Rock’n Chair affair” ‘n share
delight! ☎ 8677
ON THE LINE
Lonely offensive tackle seeks
hole to plug. Big, burly, and
bubble-butted. Find me on a
random field in town. Let's
face off on the scrimmage line.
I come back for school and
Express-O-Wash is closed?
Where have you gone? Where
can I see you? ☎ 8670
CONTRA DANCE
At the Contra dance, Brian, I
would love to dance again! Will
you be there on Sept 23rd?
Chavez School, I’ll be there
with bells on, waiting for you.
☎ 8669
I saw you greasing your snack
hole at the Phatty Snak Shak
on 11th and Lawrence...
Strangely Sexy? ☎ 8667