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Across
1 The basics
5 “Murder, She Wrote”
author Fletcher et al.
8 Capital in the Baltics
12 “You make ___ cup of
coffee!”
13 What Roscoe Orman
of “Sesame Street”
played in 1974’s “Willie
Dynamite”
14 Hot place
15 “We Danced Anyway”
singer Carter
16 How Casanovas make
their moves
18 What Bobby (Mike
Lookinland) was arrest-
ed for in 1997
20 “You look good
enough ___”
21 Fit
25 Michael Jackson hit
off “Thriller”
26 Land Richard Gere
loves
28 Hissyfit
29 Grads-to-be
30 Infant in “Star Wars
Episode III: Revenge of
the Sith”
31 Insurer based in
Hartford
32 Show where Greg
(Barry Williams) got
pummeled by Danny
Bonaduce in 2002
36 “Take ___” (request
to a secretary)
37 Velcro component
38 It’ll prop your balls
up
39 “In ___ of flowers...”
40 ___-de-lis
42 The third degree?
43 Look around
45 Computer option
between “Abort” and
“Fail”
47 Show Peter
(Christopher Knight)
appeared on for one
season in the 1980s
51 Nutty ice cream fla-
vor
54 “Peace ___ time”
(Neville Chamberlain
quote)
55 Miami’s Calle ___
56 Madeline of “Young
Frankenstein”
57 Play badly
58 Keep to one side
59 ___-pitch softball
60 “Palindromes” direc-
tor Solondz
Down
1 Part of AFL-CIO
2 It’s needed to look
good
3 Lacks the ability
4 Plumber’s tool
5 First name in gui-
tarists
6 Low-budget flick
7 T-Mobile competitor
8 It may involve whips
and restraints
9 Hosp. bags
10 Pomade alternative
11 “___ luck?”
12 Throw in
13 Miniseries section
17 Clip-___ (tie types)
19 Time stamp, often
22 Type of drug that
can counteract glandu-
lar activity
23 Beat, in wrestling
24 Floor, in a French
building
25 Get ready for bak-
ing, maybe
27 Get squeaky-clean
29 Justice symbol
30 “Barbarians at the
Gate” business subj.
31 Hunky-dory
33 Impersonation
expert
34 “I accept the chal-
lenge!”
35 Hole-making tool
40 Monks’ garments
41 Worse than harmful
42 On the double
44 ___ whim
46 Plot shocker
48 Cracker brand that
sounds like a greeting
to a prostitute
49 City at the southern
end of Sweden
50 Dwight Gooden’s
nickname
51 Where an opinion
may come from, for
short
52 Rocks
53 That ship
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