TO THE EDITOR
DISTURBED SLEEP
I had a dream that the new McKenzie
Willamette Hospital was open at the former
Eugene Water and Electric Board site and I
was being rushed there by ambulance down
Coburg Road. The ride was fast as we ap-
proached the Ferry Street Bridge when sud-
denly we came to a screeching stop.
I was groggy, but overheard one of the
paramedics exclaim in a frustrated tone,
“Geez, another traffic jam at the bridge and
there’s no way around.” His partner shook his
head and replied, “We probably should have
taken the freeway through Glenwood again
and come in the back way.”
We were so close I could clearly see the
hospital’s main entrance sign, but it took us
another 20 minutes to finally reach the front
door. By then, the pain in my throbbing big toe
was intense and I was in and out of conscious-
ness. I vaguely remember being wheeled into
a room.
When I awoke, I was pleasantly surprised
by my surroundings. It was a nice room with
several beautiful wall hangings. I had a room-
mate whose bed was next to a big picture win-
dow and I introduced myself and asked about
the view. He excitedly replied, “I look right
into the window of the changing room for the
judges at the federal courthouse next door.”
My toe was starting to feel much better and
I began to drift off to sleep when an echoing
whistle pierced my ears and the room began to
shake violently. The wall hangings began jig-
gling and the binoculars on my roommate’s
night stand crashed to the floor. I grabbed my
bed railings and held on for dear life.
“What was that?” I shouted at my room-
mate. “Oh, it’s only the 4:45,” he replied non-
chalantly while flipping through a magazine.
“The 4:45?” I asked with a puzzled expres-
sion. He explained, “Yes, the train. We get ‘em
coming by the hospital every couple hours. No
worries, you can ask the nurse for special ear
plugs.” He added, “Insurance pays for ‘em.”
After a bumpy, sleepless night I was re-
leased and said goodbye to my roommate who
was busy setting up a camera tripod in front of
his window. My wife helped me out to the car
and we loaded up. After waiting in traffic to
get back over the bridge, we finally made it
home. My toe felt much better, but I had a
funny ringing in my ears. I went out and got
the mail and opened our monthly EWEB bill. I
grabbed my chest and yelled to my wife,
“Another rate increase — call 911 and tell
them to take me to Springfield!”
Ned Peabody
Eugene
HILARIOUS COLUMN
Randy Kolb isn’t fooling anyone with his
attempted advice. In a smugly generous tone
(12/30) he pretended to give liberals “tips on
how to regain the White House.” What fol-
lowed was a comical tirade against liberals
post-election behavior with very little real po-
litical advice. The result was near what a
nagged spouse must feel when told, “You
know, the problem with you is...”
First, he advises lefties to stop “whining
about the election.” My guess is they
would’ve “whined” all they way to the
Supreme Court had they not seen what comes
of that four years earlier. Next he chides liberal
“arrogance.” How about the arrogance that
brought on Kolb’s parental swat on the booty?
Or the arrogance of a president who, during
wartime, proudly claims to not read newspa-
pers and fires or chases away any cabinet
BY DAN CAROL
In Search of a Message
Words of validation, caution and
hope for a new year
A
s we suffer through the post-mortems and ad nauseum autopsies of the
Democratic Party and what it stands for — a scene played out so many times
after Mondale (1984), Dukakis (1989), Gore (2000) and now Kerry (2004) — a
few words of validation, caution, and perhaps hope.
Validation: Yup, you are right, they all suck. No question about it, we perennially
offer up lame national candidates with tepid, poll-driven, policy prescriptions rather
than inspiring ideas that animate Americans around the future. Kerry was no different –
he couldn’t break out of Senate-speak but we almost got him over the top with good me-
chanics. So we can despair about it — or we can find someone better. I’m pro-that.
Caution: The best way to look ahead to 2008 is to do nothing right now. In fact,
you’ll feel better if you assume that things will get worse first. There’s an ongoing fight
over who will be the next Democratic Party chair, and even once that is settled, the
party won’t really have a single voice until the 2008 nominee is chosen. We will be a ca-
cophony of conflicting voices and messages. So save your anger and energy to apply to
2006 electoral payback — while you keep your eyes open for the presidential campaign
that best blends passion and practical politics. In the meantime, try and get in touch
with your inner (Nelson) Mandela, because real social change takes time. Heck, as I look
at the next 20 years of American politics, I think we’ll all need to be open to sometimes
supporting moderate Republicans who are pro-public education, environment and pri-
vacy. These folks are like an endangered species that need to be saved.
Hope: That all said, we shouldn’t settle for a moderate Democrat. There is no reason
— no reason — that a liberal candidate can’t win anytime and anywhere. How could Paul
Wellstone do so well in Minnesota by voting against welfare reform, the Iraq War and so
much more? The same reason that a right winger named Ronald Reagan could win the
presidency in 1980, bankrupt the country, trade arms for hostages and still end up
beloved by a grieving nation. These guys spoke with passion, from their heart. People
get that. People LOVE that.
Validation II: You’re not crazy at all; this moral values stuff is hogwash.
Studies from Ad Age and other non-political sources that the mainstream press has
missed are showing that red staters watch just as much “Desperate Housewives” and
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read just as much Playboy as the evil blue staters. But
let’s also be realistic. A nation settled by puritans isn’t
quite ready for gay marriage. We can despair — or recall
what the world looked like for gays, blacks and women 40
years ago and remember that’s a lot of social change. In the
meantime, look at 2004 electoral results in red states like
Montana (new governor), Florida (living wage passed by 72 percent),
and Colorado (renewable energy initiative) for living proof for what poll after poll shows:
We have a healthy working majority for all of our progressive values.
Caution II: So where do we screw up? It’s by infighting every two years over
whether we should be more conservative or less conservative — and by the locus of that
fight being over a perfect national message for the party. The fact is that we can’t de-
velop a united national message overnight and we’d be stupid to try. States are where
we can all play — and get along. The average New Democrat DLCer and the most ram-
pant Nader-policy-loving progressive all support living wage increases, worker training
programs, public education and new investments in green technology. So let’s work to-
gether to demand joint candidate pledges on those issues.
Hope II: If you haven’t yet read Thomas Frank’s What’s the Matter with Kansas?,
crack it open. The analysis shows how the Republicans have been running cultural class
warfare for 20 years on social hot-button issues while Democrats have stayed silent on
economic “class” issues for fear of upsetting their business fund-raising base. Just what
do we have to show for it? Loss of the Congress, a weak candidate bench, and Social
Security hanging by a thread. So you say, where is the hope here? Well, it is now illegal
for the Democratic Party to take big business checks. Plus, progressives have now
clearly shown how little people can raise big money online (thanks to Howard Dean,
MoveOn and, yes, John Kerry, who raised $82 million online). So the money excuse for
Democrats to sell out is now OVER. That’s a hopeful little tidbit.
But still we need a message. Oft-cited thinkers like George Lakoff of the Rockridge
Institute are saying that we need more “strategic message initiatives” like the Apollo
Alliance (www.apolloalliance.org), a project I am proud to say I co-founded, and was the
subject of my very first EW column in 2003.
I agree.
So I going to try and use this column moving forward as a diary to develop more
strategic message initiatives on a range of issues — from education to electoral reform.
If that adds up to a message — great. If it helps us win more campaigns and build a
movement, even better. I’ll see you out there.
Dan Carol is a Democratic political strategist and a founding partner of CTSG (www.ctsg.com), a progressive
consulting firm based in Eugene and Washington, D.C.