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running a red light. You only get
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might hurt someone. ☎ 4303
HOT BUNNY
I saw you wearing a bunny suit in
the park. I had the black dog. You
can show me your carrots any-
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STEELHEAD, MONDAY
I sat next to you at the bar,you
bought me a drink. Loved the
flannel. Thought we would share
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FOOTBALL FAN?
Looking for friendship 40+ to
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interests. Kerry supporter a must.
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moved too quickly, it is the beating
of my heart that dictates the pace.
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DREADS AT PC
I still love the dreads, but it’s the
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NOT ALL ASSHOLES
You: Car on Willamette sticking up
for black truck. “Help out”!?
Should I have let them back into
me? Not everyone’s out to hurt
someone else. ☎ 4297
OVERTIME TAVERN
Thursday night. You: Barefoot
bass player. Me: Hot for you.
Wanna fool around? My place
anytime! ☎ 4296
WOODLAND CREEK
You: Live on Bailey Hill, drive a VW
bus with sticker from The Music
Box in Amarillo, TX. Me:
Twentysomething landscaper who
works in your complex, from
Amarillo. Coffee sometime? ☎
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HOT GUAMANIAN
You rock this older sugar daddy. I
see you all the time. Want to din-
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LIBRARY 4:30 10/11
You: 2nd floor, in back reading.
Blue shoes, red long sleeved
shirt, different “conductor’s” hat
this time. I’m curious about you.
Follow the treasure hunt. J-PIC
GIBBONS GAI. TRAINS. 1st floor.
☎ 4250
W. 11TH DARI MART
10/11. I let you in line. Your slim
legs were hurting from your first
day at work. You looked back
twice, so did I. Leg massage?
Naughty behavior? Let’s chat. ☎
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YMSB 10/17
You: Older male security guard,
ponytail, beard. We witnessed you
eject a girl for taking your pen! We
witnessed her return it; honest
mistake! We then witnessed you
call her names like “liar and
thief.” Our community expects
more rational behavior from
Kesey family employees. We plan
on giving you pens at every future
McDonald event, hopefully pre-
venting further punitive displays
of authority by you. Respect!
HEY TWINSIE
I saw you leaving West Coast kit-
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be scared. We’ll always have
Olympia and Justin’s house.
Nikaface, you’re my favorite!
PIRATE HOOCHIE
At John Henry’s, 10/5. Bony slut,
blonde dreads, nose ring: Thanks
again for stealing from our shop. I
MADE that shirt. Enjoy the dress,
etc. Drown in your own bongwa-
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JUNE
You sexy, blue eyed math god-
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domain of the function makes my
heart race with elation. You’re
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Will you go out with me? ☎ 4204
LUCKY NOODLE 10/1
You: Tall, slender, short salt and
pepper hair. Me: Gray brown hair,
blue eyes, sitting at the next table.
Many glances, some sparks, a
light touch. Want to share a hot
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married or single, for rough play.
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more if requested. Will to dress
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BIRTHDAY ANGEL
Thank you for making all my wish-
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I’M INNOCENT MERCY
You ruthlessly judge me based on
misconception arising from
incomparable, unspeakable love.
Crazy fear of your beauty and
fierceness. I never betrayed you,
just obeyed your rules, forgive
me.
HEATHCLIF BARTLEBY
How can I find you? Wherefore
art thou? Is it really you? Are you
free to love again? Give me a sign!
I am withering everyday of your
absence. My heart can bear no
more tears. To live is to fly. Fly my
way dear heart. Your soul, myself.
G-LICIOUS
Thank you for rockin’ my world,
day and night. I loves me some
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MCDONALD THEATRE
Thank you for waking this sleepy
city. My dancin’ shoes are out;
keep bringin’ it on!
MY QUEEN
It was necessary, my Queen, for
me to be chased away. Only then
could the inner courage and
strength have been found. Vast
oceans of time and infinite life-
times have I traveled, ever vigi-
lant will I wait. In this life or the
next, you alone may accept me as
your champion, for my sword is
lain before your feet waiting for
that one all powerful word.
Madmen, dreamers and fools
promise perfect worry free lives.
Only eternal adoration and
unjudgmental love have I, sooth-
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The one true vow your knight will
swear before all heaven and
earth: no one will ever be mean to
you again and not one passing day
will you ever have to wonder if
you’re loved.
YOU DO HAVE A HOME
I love you mentally, physically,
emotionally and spiritually - just
what you asked for. There’s been
enough sorrow, please walk
through this fear. Knock on my
door, let’s go through this life
together. Please come home.
RE: EVEN A GOODBYE
I came back here only for you -
was it for closure? It would’ve
been much healthier if we’d com-
municated about things. If you
believe in us as much as I did, talk
to me face to face. The years of
misunderstanding and drama
were sheer hell.
SACRED HEART NICU!
Nurses and doctors, thank you for
giving love and attention to our lit-
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all. The McKee family.
EVEN A GOODBYE
I was afraid I’d never see you
again, and I chased you off. Then I
did see you again. Thank you for
that, even if it’s goodbye. There
are some things I don’t regret.
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