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MISAKO WAITRESS
Waitressing at Misako, gorgeous
and foxy, with an amazing smile
and electric personality. You have
brown hair and are about 5’3.
‘Come on baby, light my fire.’ I love
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NAUGHTY TRAINING
Over 40 nonfat dominant female
and male assistant are training
naughty people. Enjoy the wisdom
of age. Using discipline and delight
you will see satisfaction in a new
and improved way. ☎ 3656
STOLEN BURLEY
Stealing from a toddler?! It doesn’t
get much lower. Return it to avoid
karmic retribution and being
cursed with visions of a child crying
every sunny day because of you.
SEX RESEARCH
Uninhibited F subject sought for
private research project exploring
extended orgasmic response to
intensified erotic stimulation. All
sessions conducted in my cozy
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Safe! Fun! Effective! ☎ 3650
MALE ON 28 BUS
7:45 a.m. August 6. You, beige shirt
and blue jeans; dimples and dark
eyes. Me, interested female
brunette several seats back. May I
take you out? ☎ 3714
LIFE EXPERIENCE
PWF ISO my first time with an
Afro-American. You must be intelli-
gent, nice looking, good shape,
well endowed, long lasting. ☎
3649
ABSTRACT PAINTER
We met at Safeway on 18th Ave.
You: painter, accountant, Subaru
driver. Wanted to know more. Got
great feeling about you. If not
involved, let’s get together. ☎ 3707
POSSIBLE INTIMACY
Caring, nice looking happily mar-
ried male, younger middle age,
still seeking female for intimate
caressing and loving. Occasional
morning and early afternoon.
Close your eyes, I’ll make your
trembling, yearning body feel
loved. All sensitive, caring consid-
ered. Shy out of state students?
Curious lesbian? ☎ 3647
RACHEL
What a pleasure to listen to you
chuckle while reading your signed
Sedaris. What a pleasure to talk
with you. What a pleasure it would
be again. ☎ 3706
HIDALGO
Talked with you on top of Mt.
Pisgah, Tuesday 8/3, and thought
your horse looked like Hidalgo. If
single and interested, let’s connect.
☎ 3669
SWEET MICHELLE
For too long I have pined for you
silently from across the table.
Come let me show you all I have
to offer. I guarantee you will enjoy
it. ☎ 3653
LIFESAVAS BEAUTY
You: tall, dark hair, white shirt. Me:
blonde, bearded fool stunned silent
by your dance moves and hoping I
didn’t blow my only chance. Go to
80’s night? ☎ 3668
UGLY VOLVO
Hey, you crazy bitch in the silver
Volvo. Curly hair and a real atti-
tude problem. Slow down before
you kill someone. Big brother is
watching you. ☎ 3645
NEIGHBORS SAT.
Looking all beautiful in your thick
gray dress. Me: chin-length dark
hair. I’ve seen you around town,
your vibe sparkles. I’m highly inter-
ested. Can I take you to tea? Ruby?
☎ 3666
OCF BOY
20ish boy with dark curly hair. I
saw you at the fair near drum cir-
cle on Saturday. Sexy hands. ISO
summer romance ... looking for
love. What are your summer
plans? ☎ 3644
ROW RIVER
Weekend of 8/1 up the Row River,
fishing at a swimming/fishing hole.
We talked about people diving off
rocks. Would like to talk more, if
you’re available. ☎ 3659
LYNDON DUKE’S WAKE
I saw you there. Me, black wheel-
chair. We met again later at Office
Max, when you touched me, you
touched me. Let me cook for you,
I’m better now. ☎ 3655
INDIGO DIST. 7/23
Me: small blonde girl, glasses,
blue shirt. You: good-looking guy,
messy brown hair, white shirt, sit-
ting at bar. You intrigued me, but I
couldn’t talk, was DD. Meet for
coffee? ☎ 3639
SEEING YELLOW
Dale, met you and your Celeste-y
cycle at Kiva 7/28. Care for a ride
before the Bridge Pedal? ☎ 3638
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EXCELSIOR!
We came to party one year ago.
You had cherries. I had pirate’s
booty. We talked about the F-
word. Still interested? ☎ 3634
MAX’S TAVERN
Come back to me, I miss you
dearly! I miss the bartenders, the
atmosphere, the pool table, Ralph
and I hate this game! Come back,
come back, I’ll do anything! ☎
3763
POP CULTURE GEEK
This was the best year of my life.
Here’s to a lifetime of listshows,
fruity drinks, witty banter, and
sarcastic comments. I love you so
much. Your Pop Culture Geekess.
MWC ISO FRIENDS
39 year old MWC ISO select cou-
ples with bi female or bi females
for adult fun. Must be STD free,
clean, and discreet. Need not be
HWP as we are not. ☎ 3826
GRRLS!
C’mon, I know there are women
and grrls out there that would
have fun playing in a cover band.
All grrl! Covers about women!
Let’s start one! ☎ 3820
SSSSMOKIN’!
Young married couple seeks M,
25-35, for threesome. Smoking
and drinking involved. ☎ 3775
CHANGE IS GOOD
Endowed WPM, 26, tired of small
chested younger women. Would
like to experience large chested
mature women 35-55. Why not?
Change is always good. ☎ 3773
ISO PLUSH WOMAN
Mature couple desire bi “real”
woman for play. BBW, zaftig,
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Attractive, fun late 20s bi female,
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LONELY WIVES
WPM seeks casual and intimate
relationship with an emotionally
mature woman who desires a ful-
filling, romantic, and passionate
secret affair with a well endowed
lover. ☎ 3770
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SWF, 5’3”, 30s brunette, dark
eyes, very sensual, supportive,
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Early 50s couple seeks bi male or
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Alternative, herb-friendly and
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☎ 3725
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knee, bare with hand. I’m in
Portland. ☎ 3601
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Must be very discreet, STD and
drug free. Coos Bay/Reedsport
area? ☎ 3723
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