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FRIENDS FIRST
SWF, 42, blonde, ISO NS SM, 37-
50, with good sense of humor, liv-
ing organic lifestyle and gainfully
employed, for concerts, dinner,
companionship. No young kids, no
heavy drinkers, herb friendly OK.
☎ 3425
MAGIC AND ROCK
SW hottie wants it all! Fine,
blonde, 43, 5’4”, 36-28-36.
Beliefs: Waterfalls, waves, won-
derment, dreamy-desires and
place memories. You: sexy, pas-
sionate, positive, intelligent and
emotionally secure. Local? Mullet
and mustache? ☎ 3593
QUEEN OF THE DEEP
Quirky, moody, upbeat servant of
life requests coaching in hedo-
nism, mesmerizing conversation,
hands-on healing, irreverent
sense of humor, horror, and edgy
roleplay with loyal, aggressive yet
sensitive nighttime athlete.
Steady, clean, gorgeous, empath-
ic, mid-to-late forties professional
OBO, unintimidatable, to laugh
and love to the point of tears. ☎
3590
LOVING LIFE
DWF, 43, NS. Passionate, inde-
pendent, country woman seeks
handsome, tattooed, Harley rider
to share the journey. Must be
solid, honest, trustworthy, com-
mitted, open-minded and happy.
Unafraid of rototillers, dogs or
full-face helmets, and ready to go
for the ride of your life. ☎ 3581
SUMMER FUN
SWPF, 42, Blonde, blue eyes. Full
figured, getting fit. ISO attractive
man, 35 to 47, clean cut, easy
going, affectionate and financially
stable, for dinner, movies, and
outdoor activities. NS. ☎ 3423
BLACK BEAUTY
Single 20 year old female college
student seeks 21-30 year old male
for fun in the sun and candlelight.
Possible LTR. ☎ 3422
SEEKING CERNUNNOS
SF, 30ish, at odds with self, ISO
funny Celtic pagan, semi veggie.
Builder, singer, bagpiper are
plusses. Fun: SCA, backpacking,
water, festivals. Left wing nut
cases encouraged. Scotch friend-
ly. ☎ 3418
A WOMAN WORTH
knowing. DWPF, 50, down to earth
mix of softness and independence
with an easy laugh. Loves to jump
into cold rivers from high rocks
and see the sun shine off the
mountain snow while skiing. ISO
man with kind heart. ☎ 3358
MR. RIGHT?
Looking for Mr. Right! SPF, 39,
seeks someone to walk in the
moonlight with. No games. Just
someone seeking forever. Do you
believe in love? Forever?
Faithfulness? ☎ 3350
STRANGE MAGIC
ISO easygoing life mate. Tall,
truthful, over 40, ND, NS. I’m slim,
cute, J. Lo butt. I will answer seri-
ous inquiries. Write Blind Box:
“Strange Magic.” ✍
LOOKING FOR YOU
SWF, 22, honest, caring, hard
worker, good sense of humor. ISO
SM, 22-27, friends first, possible
LTR. ND. ☎ 3319
MAYBE MARRIAGE?
Hispanic F, 5’2”, 110 lbs, 26 yo.
Short black hair. have 1 son. ISO
WM, 25-32, attractive and honest.
NS, ND, please. Enjoy outdoors,
movies, dining. For LTR and even-
tual marriage. ☎ 3297
MATCHMAKER
Looking to help a friend hook up?
Calling cards for Eugene Weekly
Personals are available. The gift
of romance is the gift that keeps
on giving.
SOMETHING SPECIAL
SM,49, vibrant, deep, playful,
incredible communicator, doing
great things in the world, seeks
SF, 33-55, committed to love in
relationship and life, joyously spir-
itual, self-revealing, in body. For
playful exploration, leading to
deep relationship with right per-
son. ☎ 3595
LOOKING FOR YOU
DWM, NS, 47, 165 lb., athletic,
enjoys all outdoor activities, likes
to cook, ride both cycles. Seeks
NS PF, 34-49. Do you enjoy out-
doors, motorcycles, weekends
away and me? Let’s have fun and
romance. ☎ 3592
AWESOME LIPS
Great smile, sweet heart, gor-
geous hair, sense of humor, drink-
ing and smoking a plus. From
Montana makes you even better.
Let’s go camping soon and hang
out. Are you out there? ☎ 3585
SKEPTICAL OPTIMIST
WDPM, NS, retired, humanist,
attractive. ISO active, mature,
bright, spiritual, liberal white
female for companionship, non-
sexual intimacy. Age and looks not
critical, similar values are.
Florence. ☎ 3584
TAURUS/VIRGO
Follow the stars: Capricorn man,
5’7”, 52, honest, affectionate,
healthy, secure, ISO understand-
ing, secure woman for compan-
ionship, fun, more. Must share me
with young child. Extra points for
blonde, brunette, redhead. ☎
3536
ISO CANADIAN CUTIE
Fit 61 yo Canuck looking for a
Canadian cutie, 45 to 55, for
movies, hiking, biking, dancing,
friendship. No smoke, no dope,
light drinking OK. Write Blind Box:
“Canuck.” ✍
ROMANCE
Looking for the most romantic
woman in the world. Let me
sweep you off your feet. SWPM,
43, good looking, athletic, witty
and fun. Let’s spoil each other. ☎
3526
WISH ASIAN WOMAN
DWPM, 61, attractive, 5’8”, 185
lb., hair and beard silver, blue
eyes, NS, ND. Own business,
home owner, secure, easy going,
casual. I like doing things with my
lady. ☎ 3428
ISO A COOL WOMAN
For hire (actually free): 73 yo, fun,
witty, intelligent, attractive and
well endowed male available to
hang out with an attractive
woman. You get all this in one
great package! ☎ 3523
SPIRITUAL NATURIST
Single professional, attractive,
intelligent, compassionate, open
minded, self aware, easy going,
happy and friendly. My interests
include nature and the outdoors,
health and fitness, travel, and
spiritual development. Member
AANR. ☎ 3419
LOVE YOU FOREVER
Kind, honest, attractive, sensual,
intelligent, financially secure
SWM, 60+, 5’8”, 150 lbs. ISO
attractive, loving woman, any eth-
nicity. My interests include organ-
ic gardening, spirituality, music,
dancing, reading, films, communi-
ty, conversation, art, simple living,
learning Spanish, Mexican vaca-
tions, and social change. ☎ 3513
LEARN TO DANCE?
57 yo, 5’10”, 160 lbs, interest in
physical expressions, energetic
movements. Like to learn tango,
swing dance. Enjoy bamboo trees,
imagination, creative, myth,
nature, Celtic designs. Seeking a
pal. ☎ 3435
LONELY GUY
It’s true I am well past the age of
passion. Life is too short not to
share it. Are you open, curious,
still willing to take risks? So am I.
It’s your move. Can’t hurt to meet.
☎ 3430
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Two years ago a diminishing marriage
rate and an increase in divorces began to worry Malaysian officials. The family
development minister issued a plea for spouses to be more aggressive about call-
ing each other “darling,” “sweetie,” and other affectionate names. As you slip
into the Amorous Season, Aries, I’m going to ask you to do that, plus more.
Supercharge your entire approach to speaking the language of love. Be aware of
how powerful your words can be in stirring the emotions of people you care
about. Use your voice to experiment with romantic potentials and bring more
truth and beauty into your intimate moments.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Since 1977, 40 percent of U.S. ele-
mentary schools have done away with recess. Meanwhile, among adults at work,
the time allotted to lunch is steadily shrinking. Executives spend an average of
just 42 minutes with their midday meals. This dangerous trend hits you Tauruses
the hardest: You need spaciousness. You shouldn’t and can’t be rushed to do any-
thing. That’s why I’m calling on all Bulls to launch a Mass Slowdown in the coming
week. Take all the time you need to do whatever has to be done, whether it’s
enjoying your sandwich or preparing an important report. From an astrological
perspective, it’s a pivotal moment for you to be faithful to your own internal
rhythms. If anyone complains, tell them your astrologer made you do it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I suggest that you encourage your
right hand to get into a wrestling match with your left hand. Let them go at it for
as long as it takes for one to emerge victorious. They desperately need to engage
in a vigorous dialogue, and the best way for that to happen is in the heat of bat-
tle. It’s true that while their struggle rages, you may be too preoccupied to worry
about the thousand and one questions that are begging for your attention. But
I’m betting that many of those questions will be resolved or rendered irrelevant
as your right hand and left hand get to know each other better.
you’ve had may no longer be an advantage; an asset or strength could begin to
require so much upkeep that it may no longer be an asset or strength.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ve been blessed and cursed with ardu-
ous lessons these past months, Libra. They have compelled you to navigate your
way through the most challenging archetypes of all: death and rebirth. Before
these trials, you may have considered yourself smart and capable but wondered
how strong you were. Now there is no doubt: You’re more courageous than you
ever imagined. But don’t stop pushing yourself to the limit yet. Your hero’s journey
still has a few weeks to go. Keep doing what you’ve been doing, only more so.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Disabuse yourself of the notion
that greatness is somehow inextricably linked with fame, power, wealth, or social
stature,” writes one of my readers, Pyrrol Red. “Some of the greatest human
beings have been mostly unknown.” This is an important point to keep in mind,
Scorpio, as you seek to ascend higher. The essence of your beauty may never be
fully appreciated by more than a few people; the gifts you have to offer are so
subtle and complex that you might find it hard to encapsulate them in simple
forms that gain wide popularity. I’m not saying you’ll never be famous, powerful,
wealthy, or high-status. But even if you do win those perks, it will be because of
decisions you make and actions you take that are free of all lust for them.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The future enters
into us, in order to transform itself in us, long before it happens,” wrote Rainer
Maria Rilke in Letters to a Young Poet. That’s a good description of what will be
happening inside you in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. But keep in mind that this
lovely invasion may not be accompanied by fireworks and thrilling music. It might
unfold in a series of what Rilke called “seemingly uneventful and motionless
moments.”
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Anthropologists say that
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Warning! Too-much-of-a-good-thing CAPRICORN
in every culture in history, children have played the game of hide and seek. I’ve
alert! Take a few deep breaths and consider the possibility that sweet satisfaction
may be on the verge of mutating into overripe excess. Examine your life to see
whether well-crafted luxury is in danger of becoming grandiose exorbitance or
whether your fair share is close to becoming too hot to handle. I’m not saying any
of these developments have occurred yet; just that they might unless you take
action immediately. As a Cancerian myself, I know how we Crabs sometimes
indulge in the fantasy that hoarding stuff protects us from the world’s unpre-
dictability. Though it can on occasion, this is not one of those times.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): From an astrological perspective, it’s a perfect
time to order a custom-made action figure that looks and talks like you. You’d
really benefit from having a miniature version of yourself to play with. You could
dress it in superhero costumes, fantasize scenarios in which it pulls off epic feats,
and use it to help you escape the imaginary constraints that have been inhibiting
you lately. But getting a doll of yourself is expensive, and there are other ways
that would probably work just as well to free up your bold, adventurous spirit.
Maybe you could write a short story starring you as a daredevil or pioneer. Or
how about embarking on a series of strenuous physical activities that will awaken
your dormant reserves of willpower? If nothing else, create a sock puppet of
yourself.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I met a man who told he trademarked the
term “couch potato” more than two decades ago. He said that in the early years,
he made decent money from people who compensated him for the right to use his
intellectual property. Eventually, though, he had to hire lawyers to take legal
action against those who wanted to avoid payment. In time, his attorney fees out-
stripped the amount he was able to collect from violators of his trademark, and
he gave up the effort. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you
Virgos are facing or will soon face a comparable situation: A certain advantage
observed that most adults still engage in sublimated or disguised versions of the
game. They may withdraw emotionally and expect their friends and loved ones to
telepathically figure out what’s going on with them. Or they may play hard to get,
forcing their lovers or spouses to come find them in their secret hiding places.
Judging from the current astrological omens, Capricorn, I suspect you will soon
be embroiled in a hide-and-seek ritual. You might as well try to have fun.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): My hypnotherapist friend has
noticed a common theme running through the lives of many of her clients: They
take their blessings for granted and underestimate the power their blessings
afford them. One client, for instance, seems to assume that everyone in the world
is as perceptive and sensitive as she is. As a result, she doesn’t completely
appreciate how valuable these skills are, and she doesn’t fully take advantage of
the tremendous influence they could help her wield. You suffer from a similar
blindness about your own gifts, Aquarius. Luckily, this is the perfect time to
change that.
LET’S LIVE LIFE
like we’re dying. Let’s explore life
and each other. Traveling, morning
smiles, art, sunset dancing, pad-
dling, hiking, biking. Healthy
SWM, 53, 5’9”, ISO F, 40-55, NS,
happy, healthy. LTR? ☎ 3414
LOVE SUPREME
Conversation, communication,
companionship, music, dancing,
fun. Male, 50s, good looking,
clean, good shape, no STDs. You
same, any age, enjoy life, the
moment. Can you dig it? ☎ 3411
SERIOUSLY, WHY NOT
SWM, late 20s, student, attrac-
tive, funny, active, honest and
poor. ISO brown haired, funny,
confident, cute, unmaterialistic,
outdoorsy, slender, petite SF from
Italian descent, for true romance
and high adventure. ☎ 3410
ONLY HOTTIES APPLY
Must have lots of hair every-
where. Must have back and
strong legs. Don’t steal my stuff. I
like long walks on the beach and
pork. ☎ 3408
COLOR ME
South Eugene SWM. Tall, fit, and
seeking a partner for tango, walk-
ing, jazz, and quality time. Let’s
build a friendship and discover
moments together during the
bright warm days of summer. ☎
3362
BIKER ISO MISTRESS
Married biker, hippie, 48, 5’7”,
200lbs, seeks mistress with
wife’s permission, possible partic-
ipation. One quick trip or lots of
long rides. Must be uninhibited,
non-neurotic, with good sense of
humor. ☎ 3360
MISS RIGHT?
DWM, 45, 190 lbs, patient man,
loves pets, kids, outdoor activi-
ties. NS, light drinking, no drugs
or games. Ready to live and trust
again. Let’s share the ocean,
mountains, dining, biking, danc-
ing, music, romancing, and more.
☎ 3354
OUTDOOR PAL
Cottage Grove gal pal, 38-58,
wanted for hiking, biking, camp-
ing, and other outdoor activities.
I’m happy to consider other forms
of recreation, got ideas? ☎ 3318
in America is at its lowest level since it was first tracked in 1973. Canada’s crime
rate has also been declining for years. So why is everyone walking around scared
all the time? In its “Personal Security Index” report, the Canadian Council on
Social Development said, “The fear of crime is disproportionate to the true risk of
being victimized, and that fear can be a negative factor in people’s lives, often
unnecessarily restricting their social activities.” I bring this up, Pisces, because it’s
a perfect moment for you to dramatically reduce your levels of dread and anxiety.
Homework: What’s the single thing you could do right
now that would change your life for the better? Testify at
www.freewillastrology.com
TAKE ME IN YOUR
arms. Slightly sub femme, 40s,
seeks honest summer love and
beyond if applicable. Be available,
witty and true. Bijou and more.
Non smokers, D/D free. Extra
credit for good kissers. ☎ 3407
MATCHMAKER
Looking to help a friend hook up?
Calling cards for Eugene Weekly
Personals are available. The gift
of romance is the gift that keeps
on giving.
GAY CHRISTIAN
nudist with extra Burning Man
ticket, seeking adventure, friend-
ship, more? I’m 48, look younger.
You are probably 25-40, smart,
fun, creative, honest, passionate
about something, and able to han-
dle feelings. ☎ 3532
HELLO
32, 6’1”, 160, bi white male seeks
a guy under 35 or so for just about
anything!. Mountain biking, good
brew or coffee...ideas? Call!
Discrete and hot. ☎ 3529
SEXY BOY FOR YOU
First time for me! ISO attractive
guy, 18-28, who is STD free, dis-
crete, and cool to be with. No LTR,
just fun and friends. ☎ 3522
ATHLETIC SUPPORTER
MWM ISO similar for training:
running 8-9 minute miles, tennis,
weight lifting, massage, and
more? Me: 50, 6’, HWP, married
with children. You: 40+, HWP,
clean and discreet. Let’s hook up.
☎ 3409
FIRST TIME
SWM, very bi-curious, 37, healthy,
good looking, large build, never
done this before. Seeking a first
time very discrete encounter with
a straight acting G/Bi male, STD
free. ☎ 3359
MATCHMAKER
Looking to help a friend hook up?
Calling cards for Eugene Weekly
Personals are available. The gift
of romance is the gift that keeps
on giving.
SUPERSTAR
Shining so bright. How many stars
do I see tonight? Thankfully the
blue moon will enlighten my per-
ception and expose the silver
light. The Carnival is coming to
town!
BLAZING BEAUTY
You slept on the beaches of Spain
and I wish I had been your date
instead of eating Indian food.
Carnival of Chaos? See you at the
McDonald. ☎ 3580
HIGHWAY SMILES
“Don’t die wondering?” I’m dying
to know what I’m missing.
Goodbye waves too quickly fol-
lowed hello smiles. Find me and
let’s laugh. ☎ 3578
GATEWAY P.O.
7/20, 2:45 pm, dark and hand-
some goal-line man packing a
postal tube. We exchanged
glances at each other. I’d like to
see your sporting moves or pack-
ing something else ... interested?
☎ 3577
...IN MY DREAMS
I called out your name. I got lost
in the deep pools of your bright
green eyes. You’ve stolen my
heart, I’ve fallen in love. Thank
you! ☎ 3534
OUT OF FOCUS
Hey, Mr. Hot Cyclist. It’s been a
while since April. Sorry for over-
reacting. I am regretful, you were
amazing. I got a new bed and
wish you were here. ☎ 3533
D. H.
I wish we hadn’t stopped hanging
out last year. Maybe we could try
again? Carnival, McDonald
Theatre, 7/31. C. M. ☎ 3531
LOVLI14U
Where did you go? The day I
joined you were gone. You are the
reason I joined. Put your profile
back up and I’ll contact you. The
AF model. ☎ 3530
B AND R AUTO
You dark hair, me long brown hair.
We look great together! Should
hook up. Think we would be a
good pair. Kinda like Bonnie and
Clyde! Call anytime. ☎ 3528
SARA!
Cafe Yumm Oakway, Monday July
19. We talked briefly. You said
you’ve been in finance two years
and going back to LCC. Single? B.
☎ 3527
COMPUTER TALK
Let good Mercury ease us in love.
Yet inner I wants to play on a
computer. Sorry for slow connec-
tion. ☎ 3598
SAM BOND’S 7/24
You were sitting on the back
porch with your girlfriends. You:
blonde with cute pigtails, black
tee and jeans. Me: tall, white
shirt, shoulder length dark hair.
You have a beautiful smile. I hope
to see you again. ☎ 3596
MATCHMAKER
Looking to help a friend hook up?
Calling cards for Eugene Weekly
Personals are available. The gift
of romance is the gift that keeps
on giving.
DARLA
A lot can be forgiven if you just try.
When you are ready, or if you
need help, call info for my number.
I will always love you! Keep your
chin up! R.
BILL LEE
Come out, come out wherever you
are. You were here, now you’re
gone. Call me. Jen. ☎ 3588
TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH
BiF looking for companionship and
more, for a first time female
romance. Longing to feel the sen-
sation of a lady! Outdoors a plus,
NS, social drinks OK, and clean,
thanks. ☎ 3597
PRETTY MASK AT OCF
You: breathtaking blonde with
adorable black mask. Me: obnox-
ious dork pushing the magic
glasses. I have much more pretty
stuff to show and tell you, if you’re
still interested. ☎ 3582
COUNTRY FAIR
Hey Hula Hooper, do you have a
name? ☎ 3579
2 MEN FOR YOU
With time to please. Don’t worry
we already quit our day jobs. Both
brown hair, dark skin, 5’7” and
5’10”. We are loyal, with own
style. We need the sweetest sugar
mama. Join our fun. It’s like noth-
ing to us, smashing in the sun. ☎
3317
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BUSH HATERS UNITE!
SWM, 27, 5’8’, fit, active, respect-
ful, witty, and liberal. Looking for a
funny, capable, fit and trim, do-it-
yourself type for summer
escapades, belly laughs, compan-
ionship and more. ☎ 3416
CAN YOU HANDLE ME?
GWF, 22, 5’5”, blond, blue eyes,
submissive. ISO 21-25 year old
butch-ish, dominant woman who
is unafraid of exploration. No
drugs. ☎ 3594
NONPROFIT HOTTIE
Red haired intern, first saw you a
couple years ago and now again.
You read too much Arendt. I’m
madly in love. No, really. Meet me
at Puckler’s. Wanna screw? ☎
3587
BURRITO AMIGOS
Wednesday 7 pm, You: Hermosa,
dark hair, short ponytail, glasses,
business clothes, eating burrito.
We exchanged smiles. Would like
to find out who’s behind that
smile. Dinner? Burrito? ☎ 3586
SINGER/BEETLEJUICE
We first saw each other in Chela
Mela Meadow. Later, you intro-
duced yourself as Singer while
eating a banana. I’m desperately
searching for another opportunity
to speak with you. Rachel. ☎ 3525
RICHIE
You suck at Halo, but you’re still
cute. Wanna make out? ☎ 3524
HIGH ST. BREWERY
Leaving High Street Thursday
evening, getting into VW bug with
friend. You, stunning eyes smiling
at me. Me, warm mutual smile in
return. Want to meet again? ☎
3521
JEREMY/BLUE
I haven’t seen you since country
fair two summers ago, but my
eyes were always peeled. Rachel
really misses you and wonders
what you are up to. Please write
me. ☎ 3520
SUSAN
We meet again, Blue Heron
Concert, Mount Pisgah! Sorry I
had to run, would like coffee or
hike with you soon. Had I been
thinking I’d have offered my card.
Ron. ☎ 3519
FULL MOON
Aquarius and Virgo comfortably
engage by ghetto campfire.
Disappearance at dawn adds
mystery and intrigue. Connect,
communication is key. ☎ 3518