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ARIES (March 21-April 19): July is Reinvent
Your Family Month, and today begins Home
Improvement Week. Your short-term assignment is to
beautify your sanctuary. Get rid of stuff that tends to
keep you locked into sterile memories, and fill the
place with fresh symbols and accessories that make
you excited about the future. That should get you in the
mood for the more demanding task, which is to
change whatever needs to be changed in order to cre-
ate the exact family feeling you have always wanted.
FAST RELIABLE home and
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up, weedeat. Keith, 913-5119.
THE TRAVELING GARDNER,
Ladonna. Tending your yard as
though it were my own. Weeding,
bed-cleanup, maintenance, lawn
care, vacation plant care. 726-
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COMPOST TEA SERVICE
Have all the benefits of compost
tea delivered to your plants.
Soilsmith services, local and non
toxic. Call Kevin at 744-7816 for
pricing and free consultation.
FOLKS FLOCK to events, semi-
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CANCER (June 21-July 22): I propose
that you conduct a radical experiment for the next
three weeks. Between now and July 22, try on the the-
ory that life is on your side. Assume that all of cre-
ation is conspiring to give you exactly what you need,
exactly when you need it. At least once every day,
speak these words with passionate sincerity: “I
believe that reality is a sublime comedy staged for my
education and amusement, and that there is a benevo-
lent conspiracy to liberate me from my ignorance and
help transform me into the unique masterpiece I was
born to be.”
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Astronomers recently
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): This may be the
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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Some mis-
takes are too much fun to make only once. Wouldn’t
you agree? And that’s one reason I’m authorizing you
to repeat a naughty or excessively rowdy adventure
from the past, Gemini. Here’s another reason: The
same series of actions that had an awkward result
way back when will lead to a breakthrough this time.
That’s what I predict, anyway — especially if you add
a little tenderness to your mischief this time around.
discovered a planet-like world orbiting the sun beyond
Pluto. They called it Sedna, a name they said was
derived from the Inuit deity that created the Arctic’s
sea creatures. They didn’t realize that the myth of
Sedna is far more complicated. She is the Dark
Goddess, embodiment of the wild female potencies
that are feared yet sorely needed by cultures in which
the masculine perspective dominates. Dwelling on the
edge of life and death in her home at the bottom of
the sea, Sedna is both a source of fertile abundance
and a mysterious prodigy. Shamans from the world
above swim down to sing her songs and comb her
long black hair. If they win her favor, she gives them
the magic necessary to heal their suffering patients.
In the coming weeks, Leo, Sedna is your special ally.
Call on her power as you work to cure the part of you
that you’ve thought would always be wounded.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You need to
laugh more this week than you’ve ever laughed before.
I’m not exaggerating, Taurus. Mirth is not just food but
also medicine for your soul. It’s an absolute necessity,
not a luxury. I’m talking about amusement as a way of
life, not a pleasant diversion; as the attitude that
underlies everything you do, not just an occasional
escape into frivolity. You probably have some ideas
about where to begin: which funny friends you should
hang out with and which comedians you should expose
yourself to. But in order to fulfill your assignment,
you’ll also have to track down new laugh-inducing
stimuli; you’ll have to expand your capacity to be
delighted.
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turning point your grandchildren will tell stories about
years from now: the time you leap over the abyss to
the other side of the Great Divide and begin your life
in earnest. On the other hand, this moment of truth
may end up being nothing more than a brief awaken-
ing when you glimpse what’s possible on the other
side of the Great Divide, but then tell yourself, “Nah,
that’s waayyyy too far to jump.” In that case, your
grandchildren will have to be content talking about
what delicious cookies you used to bake or what your
favorite sports team was. It will all depend on how
brave you’ll be.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Monster
Raving Loony Party is a political party that nominates
candidates for British elections. Its goal is to inject
invigorating mayhem into a process that everyone
takes far too seriously. Here are a few of its propos-
als: Anyone using a cell phone in a theater must be
squirted with silly string; joggers should be required
to run on giant treadmills that generate electricity for
public use; and Britain should be towed 500 miles
south to improve the climate. I call on you, Libra, to
create a branch of the Monster Raving Loony Party in
your own locale. Or at least inject some medicinal
teasing into the political intrigues you’re having to
navigate, whether they’re in your family, workplace, or
social circle. The astrological omens say you now have
a knack for lightening up group dynamics that have
become way too heavy.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The
astrological omens are telling me you need a vacation
from media babble. That’s probably the only way you’ll
be able to tune in to the crucial messages that are
being sent out by the still, small voice within you. Do
you have the willpower to carry out this heroic disci-
pline? I dare you to unplug your TV and keep your
radios turned off. Avoid films. Don’t even open up a
newspaper or magazine. It would also be great if
you’d boycott computers. But if that’s impossible — if
you have to stare at a computer screen for the sake of
your work — then check your email just once a day
and don’t surf the Web aimlessly. Create a silence
that’s deep enough for the still, small voice to be
heard.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21): Gypsy Rose Lee (1914-1970) was not a stripper in
the sense we think of it today. Her more precise title
was striptease artist. During her performances, she
never actually took off all of her clothes. Her style was
rooted in the advice her mother gave her: “Make them
beg for more — and then don’t give it to them.” While
I don’t suggest you apply for a gig at a strip club this
week, Sagittarius, I do recommend that you incorpo-
rate some of Lee’s approach in your own chosen field.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
The emotions in your vicinity are about to get very
interesting. Here’s a rapid-fire flurry of advice to
match the fluttery, fluctuating rhythm you’ll be navigat-
ing. Day 1: Don’t fight the problem; make yourself big-
ger than it. Day 2. Become better acquainted with the
part of yourself that sometimes does things uncon-
sciously. Day 3: Allocate more funds and resources for
foreign affairs. Day 4: A little rebellion will prevent a
debilitating weakness from erupting. Day 5: Prove
your love not with sentimental sweetness but with
exuberant adventure. Day 6: Talk about the two things
you never talk about.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): This
will be a bad news, good news kind of week, Aquarius.
But the bad news will be small in proportion to the
good news, and may even be necessary for the good
news to occur. For instance, a mosquito might keep
you up all night. That, in turn, could lead you to call in
sick for work, spend the day rethinking your whole
life, and decide to make a dramatic move that will
change everything for the better.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My Piscean
friend Risa dreamed that the Buddhist monk and
teacher Thich Nhat Hanh wanted to give up his celiba-
cy to pursue a romantic relationship with her. She was
flattered — the man is a brilliant saint who has writ-
ten more than 20 books — but she ultimately decided
to stick with her husband. The night after she told me
this dream, I dreamed that my three best Piscean
friends were making love with Mother Teresa, Buddha,
and the 16th-century Kabbalist holy man, Isaac Luria.
From this evidence, as well as certain astrological
data, I conclude that you Fish are in the midst of try-
ing to integrate your spiritual and sensual yearnings.
To expedite this exciting process, I suggest you mur-
mur exuberant prayers during your sexual encounters
this week.
Homework: Chant this string of
magic words five times a day: “Bravo Viva Kudos
Whoopee Eureka Hallelujah Abracadabra.” Report
results to www.freewillastrology.com
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