WALDORF BENEFIT 3/20
You knocked over our horn play-
er’s baritone saxophone and took
off into the crowd! It needs repair,
if you’re interested in making it
right. ☎ 2585
BURLESQUE SHOW
Flaming gay drummer boy at John
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couldn’t stop gazing at me. You
said it was my hair, but we know
the truth. ☎ 2579
MAN ON A BIKE
3/22, 18th and high. You: long
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sidewalk. Shared a smile. Wanna
share more? ☎ 2577
SWING MY WAY?
You: Hot employee at Smith Family
Books on 13th, Michelle? Me:
Braids, baby girl on my hip, older
son on aisle 2. Single? Like girls?
Coffee or tequila shots? ☎ 2537
MEKALAS 3/12
Sitting in the corner under the
glowing umbrellas with your
friends.
Another
Mango
Caipiroska? Hope to see you down
in the lounge again, need to see
you again. ☎ 2468
REGISTER-GUARD
on 3/11/04 You were placing an ad
in the Volkswagen column, I was
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for me to come out, but you were
afraid to talk, you just waved. Lets
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Unny I.M.G. You drove by so fast
you blew the knobs off my modu-
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Help me pick up the broken
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Starting local Star Wars collectors
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CARPENTER-TYPE
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23RD AND ADAMS
You found that goofy hound. I was
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gone. Did you ever find the owner?
☎ 2420
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assaulting your home? Garden?
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in our own homes. ☎ 2610
NOTICE:
I, John Williamson, Old Man
Dancing, offer my apologizes to
Cal, Shelly, Tom, Owen, and guests
at Luna for my inappropriate danc-
ing and unintentional distraction
during the performance and to any-
one feeling a need for my apology,
and I ask your forgiveness. O.M.D.
GRANDMA WANTED
Do you not have grand kids or
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I finally spoke to you at Wayne
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and you’re only getting lovelier
with age. I may be a day late, but
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TUNES AND FLICKS
SF seeks intelligent, open minded
friends for live music and/or
movies. I like blues, rock, alterna-
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flicks, just good cinema, Bijou.
Pluses: herb friendly, liberal. ☎
2521
WHITE TV
40s seeking BM for friendship.
Nice duplex Ferry St. bridge area.
☎ 2601
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Athletic, attractive, STD free male
looking for a fit, attractive women
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33 male blonde, blue, fit, attractive
seeks submissive female for light
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exchange of control with a loving
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2615
SURPRISE FOR HUBBY
MWF seeking SF for good times
with hubby and self. Us: mid-twen-
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pretty face, feminine. STD free,
herb friendly, you be too. ☎ 2614
BEND OVER
Spank your bottom girl.
Professional spanker available
for all your spanking needs or
wants, warm or burning results
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FRIENDS WITH EXTRAS
We are both new to Eugene. First
timers looking to spice things up,
personally and sexually. Looking
for 30-40 yr olds. Single men,
women or couples. ☎ 2595
40S MALE
Looking for single or MF or couple
to enjoy discreet sexual pleas-
ures. Me: 6’1”, 195 lbs, slender
build, attractive and clean. You:
18-?, clean, prefer slender
females, no STDs. ☎ 2461
COUPLE SEEKS FEMALE
Hot, fit couple seek hot female for
casual sex and fun. She is bi-curi-
ous and slender. He is tall, muscu-
lar build. Mid 30s, be clean and
std free. ☎ 2584
SENSUAL MALE
seeking one exclusive female sex-
ual partner that desires to fulfill
her seductive yearnings through
occasional discreet expressions
of mutual passion. I’m STD nega-
tive, cut and tied. ☎ 2459
SO INDIA I FOUND
A pink, fuzzy purse and recalled a
matching robe I once had. You
borrowed it. Need it returned or
replaced. I’ll be persistent. Watch
what you say about me. Three fold
law. C. ☎ 2583
SMART ASS
Wouldn’t mind a smarting one.
Curvy, chubby, cute but not gor-
geous intellectual seeks dominant
male with sense of humor. Some
pain fine, bondage better. New to
this, nonsmoker, clean, loving. ☎
2478
MWC EARLY 30S
ISO BiF 25-40 or MWC 25-40 to
explore life and have fun. Must be
STD free, discreet and clean. ☎
2532
YOU DESERVE IT
WPM seeks an emotionally and
sexually mature female who
desires random and discrete per-
sonal attention and the pleasure
of an experienced, respectful,
trustworthy, and well endowed
gentleman. ☎ 2462
BI CURIOUS
M, 45+. Been there once and
want to explore more, STD free
and expect the same. A couple is
preferred, top women or ? Lets
talk. Herb friendly. ☎ 2516
MORE THAN SECRETARY
Avant-garde writer, adventuresse.
Will grant entertaining on-line
interview to worthy male top,
switch. Leave compelling mes-
sage with your email address. ☎
2604
GENEROUS OLD MAN
Who likes privacy. Male, 30s,
young looking. Minimal body hair.
No disease, drugs. Nice at per-
sonality. When young, I was “edu-
cated” by nice old folks with pets.
They taught me some graphic
habits that I haven’t done in
years. Seeking successful old
curious man or ? to show and tell,
maybe play with. Discreet, brief
get togethers? I’m timid about
this, can you convince me? ☎
2596
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