MORTAGE HELP? Responsible
woman seeks quiet place to
hookup beautiful schoolbus-home
and to garden happily! 684-9815.
Buick
1992 BUICK Lesabre. Clean,
well maintained, runs good.
Straight, unpainted. Reliable. 28
mpg. High miles. $1,750 OBO.
343-2991.
Chevrolet
1997 CIVIC DX. 2 door hatch-
back, black, 5-speed, 2 air bags,
AM/FM. $5,999. Crescent Auto,
683-2050.
1995 ACCORD EX. 4 door,
green, automatic, air, leather, sun-
roof. $5,500. Crescent Auto, 683-
2050.
1989 CIVIC DX. Good condi-
tion, 5 CD player, A/C. New
brakes, new timing belt, 5 speed
manual. 984-1475.
1988 CIVIC. 2-door hatchback,
150k, runs. Good in-town car.
Some body damage, needs TLC,
standard, great gas mileage. $700
OBO. 302-3205.
1985 ACCORD LX. 169k mi.
New water pump, thermostat,
radiator, muffler. Engine, body
great. Needs auto trans. $300,
461-5547.
Mazda
1996 MAZDA 626. Auto. Air,
cruise. PW, PL. 4-door. Great car.
$4,500 OBO. 913-9132.
1993 MAZDA 626. 4 door,
white, automatic, power steering,
sunroof, cassette. $3,500.
Crescent Auto, 683-2050.
Mercedes
NICE 1972 Chevy Camper Van,
350. Everything but the shower.
129 k, well maintained, runs good,
$1,500 OBO. 935-5944, 554-9905.
1989 CAPRICE V8 305, 4 dr.
Mechanically sound. Asking $800.
688-9153, leave message.
1986 CHEVY Astro Van. Nice
looking due to new DK. Blue Paint.
Extremely well maintained.
$1,500 firm. 935-5944, 554-9905.
1953 OLD Hippie Bus. Barn
stored 25 years. Has roof mount-
ed VW Van. Engine: 65,283 mi. in
new condition. $3,000. Albany,
541-928-1518.
Geo
1996 GEO Tracker 4x4. 5 speed,
air, power steering. Cassette, roof
rack. $3,500. Crescent Auto, 683-
2050.
1979 300 TD. Wagon diesel.
New brakes, tires. Convert me to
bio diesel. No dents, good paint,
cruiser. $1,750. 937-3984.
Porsche
1988
PORSCHE
924.
Electrical fire damage. Parts car.
$500 OBO. Charlie’s Auto Service.
687-1199, 914-8122.
Subaru
1993 LEGACY wagon. Blue,
automatic, over drive. Air, power
steering, cassette. $3,500.
Crescent Auto Sales, 683-2050.
Toyota
1996 TACOMA EXT pickup.
Green, automatic, air, power
steering, cassette. $4,999.
Crescent Auto, 683-2050.
1996 RAV4. 4 door sport utility.
Maroon, 5-speed, 2 air bags,
power steering, sunroof, AM/FM
cassette. $6,999. Crescent Auto,
683-2050.
1990 COROLLA wagon. Gray,
5-speed, air cond, power steering,
cassette. $2,500. Crescent Auto
Sales, 683-2050.
1990 COROLLA and 1993 GMC
Jimmy. $1,999 each OBO. 687-
0225.
Volkswagen
1997 GOLF GTE. 2 door hatch-
back. Red, 5 speed, air, power
steering, sunroof, 2 air bags.
$6,500. Crescent Auto Sales, 683-
2050.
1987 JETTA. 4-door, 5-speed.
Runs and drives well. $1,500 OBO.
Charlie’s Auto Service. 687-1199,
914-8122.
1985 WESTFALIA camper,
runs great, clean, everything
works. $2,250. 688-2113.
Volvo
1994 850 Turbo. 182k, power
everything, leather interior, sec-
ond owner. 6-disc CD player.
$6,000 OBO. 684-4043.
1991 240. Great car, excellent
shape and performance, $3,200.
513-5704.
1990 740 GL. 4 door, gray,
automatic, air, leather interior,
disc player. $2,800. Crescent Auto
Sales, 683-2050.
Toyota
1987 CELICA. $600 OBO. Call
463-1212.
Motorcycles
1984 HONDA Shadow VT 700.
Cruiser highway bars. Looks and
runs great. $1,000 OBO. 913-
9132.
Misc.
WANTED A 1990-92 240 GL
Volvo. Naturally low miles, great
condition. Betsy, 344-9343.
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Eugene. Seek responsible women
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hold. Vegetarian kitchen, garden,
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SEEKING
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bdrm SE hills home with 2 males.
Seeking compatible, communica-
tive, person to share spacious,
homey, mutually respectful space.
In house: garage parking with
remote control, storage space,
woodstove, large trees and fan-
tastic yard. 1 patio + 1 deck with
outside fireplace, very affection-
ate golden retriever and black lab
in house. Worth seeing, many
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standard rental agreement. Avail
ASAP. 484-5889.
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minded people to share country
home 30 mi. with OG garden, for-
est spring water. 13 acres.
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pets. 935-1895.
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central location on quiet street.
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BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): I suggest you deal
creatively with budding tension between you and your
allies. Maybe you could convince them to get down on the
floor with you and tussle like puppies. Or how about
organizing a game of paintball? Gather together in some-
one’s backyard and throw rocks at dishes, bottles, and
old TVs. Sneak a boombox into an abandoned building
and have a guerrilla dance party. Or stage a Lying
Contest in which everyone competes to tell the most out-
rageous whoppers. Any one of these strategies will go
far toward ensuring the success of joint ventures in the
coming weeks.
need to penetrate deeper and understand better.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): One of the
things I like best about the Dalai Lama (our fellow Crab)
is his practical approach to spirituality. An interviewer
once urged him to discourse on how to cultivate lov-
ingkindness. His Holiness said something like, “That may
be too much to ask. How about if we just work on getting
the ‘kindness’ part right?” I bring this up, Cancerian,
because the astrological omens suggest that there’s
nothing more important for you in the coming week than
to be charitable and helpful. It doesn’t matter whether or
not you feel charitable and helpful; be that way anyway.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Mathematician LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In Norway, women com-
Paul Erdos used to describe himself as a ‘machine for
turning coffee into theorems,’” writes philosopher Helena
Cronin at www.edge.org. “In much the same way, genes
are machines for turning oxygen, water, light, zinc, calci-
um and iron into bears, beetles, bacteria or bluebells.”
According to my reading of the astrological omens,
Taurus, it’s a perfect time to apply this way of thinking to
yourself. By the end of this week, see if you can fill in the
blanks in the following sentence: “I am a machine for
turning _______ into _______.” In other words, define
the nature of the alchemical magic you are here on Earth
to carry out.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In his master-
piece, The Divine Comedy, Gemini poet Dante Alighieri
described Hell as having nine levels, each deeper in the
earth and each filled with more terrible sinners than the
one above it. Condemned to the eighth level, along with
liars, pimps, hypocrites, and frauds, were astrologers. Yet
in another book, The Convivio, Dante expressed a rever-
ence for astrology, calling it the highest and most noble
of all the sciences. Was he confused? No. He believed
that though astrology is a high and noble science, some
of its practitioners abuse it so dreadfully they give it a
bad name. Can you do what Dante did, Gemini? Can you
comfortably hold big paradoxes? I hope so. Wherever you
seem to see nonsensical incongruities this week, you will
prise 40 percent of the government, and state-owned
businesses are required to have at least 40 percent of
their board seats filled by women. Private companies will
have to meet this standard by 2005. In contrast, 14 per-
cent of the U.S. government is female, while American
women hold 13 percent of their country’s corporate
board seats. If you’re thinking what I am, the govern-
ment and corporations of our country desperately need a
makeover. I nominate the Leo tribe to lead the charge in
the coming months. The astrological omens suggest that
whatever gender you are, you will have an enhanced abil-
ity to promote females and feminine values in any sphere
where you have influence. Start immediately, and be
ingeniously relentless.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Jack Nicklaus had
more major tournament wins than any other golfer in his-
tory. Skill and practice were at the heart of his athletic
prowess, but on at least one occasion he tapped into a
more mysterious source of power. In 1973, he got into an
uncharacteristic slump that had him stumped. Then one
night he had a dream in which he experimented with a
new grip on his clubs. When he went to the golf course
the next morning, he tried the dream’s suggestion. It
worked; his funk ended. I hope you’ll draw inspiration
from Nicklaus’ example, Virgo. If you start drawing a
blank in your area of expertise, be willing to call on help
you’d normally never seek — maybe even the woo-woo
kind.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I invoke Kwan Yin,
Chinese goddess of compassion, and ask her to receive
the cry of your heart. I pray to Agni, Hindu god of fire,
that he might arouse and feed your most catalytic cre-
ativity. I summon Bast, Egyptian goddess of play, to show
you how to deepen your commitment to life by having
more fun. Finally, I offer a bribe to Lilith, Pagan trickster
goddess, in the hope that she will steal one of your inhibi-
tions and reveal to you the location of an erogenous zone
you’ve neglected.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Astrologer
Steven Forrest says that you Scorpios are experts at
picking the locks to your unconscious minds. Many of the
other signs prefer to keep their hidden depths off-limits,
but you are inexhaustible explorers, always burrowing
down further into the Scary Unknown to discover more
clues to the Great Mystery. Libras may specialize in fos-
tering beauty and harmony, and Cancers are masters of
nurturing, but your sign is adept at busting taboos and
undoing repression. I hope you’re ready to live up to your
reputation, because the coming weeks will be prime time
for your signature brand of soul retrieval.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
The way politicians create legislation is akin to how the
meat industry makes sausage. The average person might
like or benefit from the result, but she’d really prefer not
to know how it’s done or what goes into it. Though you
may not be a sausage-maker or politician, Sagittarius, I
foresee a similar kind of process occupying your atten-
tion in the coming week. Your challenge will be to patch
together a workable, maybe even attractive outcome by
taking care of all the messy details with discreet integrity.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s
prime time for you to steal good ideas from creative
innovators and use them to enhance your life. You’re in
an astrological phase when imitation of the right influ-
ences — bright and beautiful and benevolent influences
— can lead to rapid progress. (Please don’t imitate
mediocre, mean-spirited behavior, though.) Copy the
styles of fashion adepts, Capricorn. Borrow the success-
ful methods that your competitors and cohorts have
employed at their jobs. Read stories about people who
are skilled at the art of living, and adopt their strategies
as your own. You should always give credit to your
sources, of course. The point is not to pretend you’re the
most original thinker in the history of the world, but to
make yourself happier and freer.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the
last 50 years, America’s Great Plains area has lost a third
of its population, due largely to the disappearance of
family farms. People are moving out in droves. Ghost
towns are proliferating. From one perspective, that’s sad,
but from another, it’s cause for celebration: The wilder-
ness is returning in some places, and vast herds of buffa-
lo once again roam the land. Is there any chance you’d
consider initiating a comparable transformation in your
inner realms during the coming weeks, Aquarius?
Personally, I’d like to see some of your over-civilized
parts revert to the natural state. According to my reading
of the astrological omens, the cosmos agrees with me.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The task you’ll
be faced with this week reminds me of what Australian
TV personality Steve Irwin did a few weeks ago. No, you
won’t have to literally stand next to a 13-foot crocodile
and feed it a hunk of meat by hand while cradling a baby
in your other arm. But you may very well have to be
fierce and tender at the same time, or wild and protec-
tive, or daring and loving.
Homework: Around Feb. 2 every
year, pagans make a pledge to the Goddess about what
their main intention will be in the coming year. What’s
yours? www.freewillastrology.com
You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: 1-900-950-7700 • $1.99 per minute • Touchtone phone 18 & over • c/s 612-373-9785
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