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NOTICE OF Public Auction.
Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four
Corners Self Storage will hold a
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pm to 2 pm, for units A08 Phyllis
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599 Hwy. 99 N. Eugene, OR.
Contact Manager at (541) 689-
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LOST PUPPY. 5 month old Pit
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WHOLESALE NURSERY hir-
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CHILD CARE 3-6 pm Monday
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1 Bakery attraction
6 Kemo ___
10 Where balance is
important
14 Hester Prynne's
daughter
15 Get ready
16 Beer bash host,
maybe
17 It's got a flat bot-
tom
18 Jeweler Lalique
19 Capture in chess
20 Odd group that
included Sammy
Davis, Jr.
23 Word on maps of
the Caribbean
26 Wee pest
27 "You ___ busted!"
28 He's tough to pass
30 Be a gourmand
32 Salt Lake City gp.
33 Kevin who played a
small-screen
Hercules
34 Pitch score
35 Blue ball on the
table
36 Odd group that
included Jackie
40 Watering hole
41 Uncloseted
42 Make fit
45 Florida player, for
short
46 Remember the
waiter
47 Secret person
49 "Lose Weight
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Down
1 "Be on the lookout"
message
2 Stephen of the sil-
ver screen
3 Sculler's need
4 Hershey option
5 Brother of Billy,
Daniel, and
Stephen
6 Jumped (out)
7 NBA game site
8 He made Jimmy
Kimmel famous
9 Of-fence-ive
weapon?
10 Ensuing
11 Ready to go home
and relax
12 Gets by
13 Dictation experts
21 Pompousness
22 Back bulk
23 Lines with cross-
ings: abbr.
24 Perfect score
25 "Grand Theft Auto"
goings-on
29 Ad ___
31 Alien in ads
34 Word for Wayne
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Misc.
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Events
FLAMING LIPS fans, and oth-
ers. Want to hear their 1997 mas-
terpiece “Zaireeka” the way it
was meant to be? Four CDs on
four players. That’s octophonic
sound, you know. Send email with
venue ideas, or if you have a play-
er that can be used, to carskillci-
ties@hotmail.com
For Hire
Bicycles
BURLEY DOUBLE bike trailer.
Gently used, $175 OBO. Call, 345-
5526.
Household
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TV, $20. 543-1253.
“Not Even, Funny” – some odd groups of people.
Now...___ How"
51 Name in PDA's
53 The Big Apple, on
envelopes
54 Odd group that
included Tom
Hayden
57 Card in a royal
flush
58 1980 Olympics
host
59 Costume
63 Advantage
64 Introduction word
65 Embedded gunk
66 McGowan of
"Charmed"
67 Concordes, e.g.
68 Guy who talks
trash?
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Across
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Campbell
35 Part of 1950s nos-
talgia
37 It's Japanese for
"carp"
38 Hypothesizes
39 "___ Iron Man..."
40 Samurai's code of
honor
43 Pocket protector
item
44 Shot
45 Source of support
46 Gunpowder, e.g.
47 Contacts the
authorities
48 License givers
50 Joplin title word
52 It's no liability
55 Gingivitis spot
56 Downyflake com-
petitor
60 X, in some games
61 She married Ethan
in 1998
62 "Malcolm"'s Erik
___ Sullivan
©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call:
1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per
minute. Must be 18+. Or to
bill to your credit card, call: 1-
800-655-6548. Reference puz-
zle #132
DANCE NOW!
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INTRO TO TANGO
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