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HOLIDAY CRAFT SHOW. 6th
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Yachats Commons. 63 booths,
crafts, art, music, food. Free
Admission. 541-547-4664.
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ARTISTS! LAND Air Water
announces public interest envi-
ronmental law conference poster
and T-shirt design contest. Theme:
Rousing the restless majority.
Cash prize. Deadline: 1/16/04.
wdickens@law.uoregon.edu
MEN WANTED: Eugene Peace
Choir, with a vision of friendship,
artistry and message. Seeking
experienced male singers. Call
director Val Rogers, 344-8931.
SHOP FOR a cause! Huge bene-
fit clothing sale for 3 year old
Davie Untz, who has leukemia.
Women’s, men’s, and kid’s
clothes plus espresso and baked
goods. Sat. Nov. 8th, 10-4, River
Rd. Park Annex, 1055 River Rd.
Classes
POLISH LANGUAGE. Learn
conversational Polish, individual
or group. Call 341-1499 or
www.edukon.com
Groups
LOCAL HISTORY buffs united
for movie making of our elders.
Youth wanted for video teams.
Join the Emerald Foxfire Project.
Phone Louisa, 684-9656.
Lost & Found
FOUND BIKE. 29th and Kincaid.
10/18. 653-0606.
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FOUND BLACK short haired
cat. Near 27th and Willamette.
345-4491.
LOST DOG. Irish Setter, red col-
lar. Last seen near Lane County
Fairgrounds, 10/23. Answers to
Rosa. Please help reunite her with
her friends. 485-5472.
Garage Sales
SHOP FOR a cause! Huge bene-
fit clothing sale for 3 year old
Davie Untz, who has leukemia.
Women’s, men’s, and kids clothes
plus espresso and baked goods.
Sat. Nov 8th, 10-4, River Rd. Park
Annex, 1055 River Rd.
GARAGE SALE! Advertise your
sale in Eugene Weekly classifieds.
Call 484-0519.
Adoption/Family
Services
ADOPTION IS love! A creative
happy financially secure family
will love and cherish your miracle
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PREGNANT? CONSIDERING
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One True Gift Adoptions. (AAN
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LOOKING FOR friendly, fun,
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Entertainment
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TRAVEL, WORK and play.
Seeking young, energetic people
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IMMEDIATE OPENING for
vegetarian cook, 25 plus hours
per week. Leave resume at 679
Lincoln St, Planet Goloka.
$2/LINE, 4 LINE MIN. is the
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Eugene Weekly classifieds.
Contact us at 484-0519.
CARETAKER/HANDYPER-
SON to live on 11 organic acres
15 min south of Eugene for
grounds, building maintenance.
Work exchange for rent. 8-16
hours/week. No dogs or smoking.
342-0527.
By Matt Jones
“On the B-List” – all about number 2.
Across
1 Reallllly long time
4 "The Kiss" artist
Gustav
9 Martial arts school
13 Father of octuplets,
on TV
14 Medium setting?
15 "Austin Powers" sur-
name
16 Vitamin B2, alterna-
tively
18 Made it
19 Model hit in the face
by a goose in 1999
20 The Donald's ex
22 Elec., for instance
23 Part of an org.
25 Change, like some
supervillains
29 Spy novelist
Deighton
30 Four-time Indy 500
winner Rick
32 Pulsate
33 Places where you
can hear "B4" called
out
35 Overly
37 Like some bagels
38 Jazz keyboard that
comes in a B3 vari-
ety
40 Saudis, e.g.
41 No votes
42 Primus leader
Claypool
45 Like some fascina-
tions
47 "Queer ___ for the
Straight Guy"
48 Mustache maker?
49 Big exam for attys.
51 Movie that doesn't
rhyme with "wiggly"
52 Bluish tint
55 Game where "B1"
might be a hit
58 Pocket protector
fillers
10 Fertility clinic stock
11 Earthworm ___
(video game hero)
12 Bullfighting cheer
14 Cal. airport
17 Water's antithesis
21 Water-dwelling
rodents
Down
23 Home theater audio
brand
1 Outpouring of com-
plaints
24 It usually has an odd
number of stories
2 Morphine or codeine
26 Elvis's middle name
3 Corn with stunted
growth
27 Conservative parlia-
mentarian
4 Kenan's Nickelodeon
costar
28 "Charlotte's Web"
author White and
5 When doubled, a
namesakes
Teletubby
30 Anaphase is part of it
6 With test tubes
31 Melanie Chisholm, on
7 DLII doubled
stage
8 When some people
33 Sight at an
take their first cof-
Alamogordo test
fee break
9 Two-day Olympic event 34 Harmon of
"Baywatch Nights"
35 Poi base
36 Vizquel of baseball
38 It goes with eggs
39 Like shopping in
megamarts
42 Cigarette option
43 "Billy ___"
44 Marc Price, on
"Family Ties"
46 Part of Fred's shout
48 The start of under-
standing?
50 Art colony of New
Mexico
51 Prizm maker
52 Tarzan raiser
53 Proof ender
54 Half of half of tetra-
56 Most commonly-writ-
ten word
57 Chaney of horror
59 "Oh, quit your whin-
ing!"
60 Bikini part
61 Work for "Wired"
62 Mecca for mogul
mavens
63 Pork place?
©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-
900-226-2800, 99 cents per
minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to
your credit card, call: 1-800-655-
6548. Reference puzzle #123.
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WANTED
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Expect applicants to be reliable,
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To apply, please fax or mail
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Fax 541-484-4044
COORDINATOR WANTED.
Readin’ in the Rain, a community
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ing project. Responsibilities
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DARING, PROGRESSIVE 6-year-
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688-1488 (Female Callers Only)
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Employment
Information
MEDIA MAKE-UP artists earn
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CD/videos, film, fashion. One week
course in Los Angeles while building
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www.MediaMakeupArtists.com
(AAN CAN)
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training on homeland security, law
enforcement, wildlife, clerical,
administrative and more. 1-800-
320-9353 ext. 2560. (AAN CAN)
DATA ENTRY. Work from home.
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EARN EXTRA CASH!
Up to $500 per session.
Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female models
18-40, and couples. Send photo &
contact phone number to:
Video Productions
P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404
email: videopro5000@msn.com
541-688-1488
(female callers only)
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