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ASTROLOGY Week of August 28
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Mars is now
closer to Earth than it has been in 60,000 years. It’s
shining 85 times brighter than it did a year ago, and it
will be the single most brilliant light in the night sky
this week. Is the Red Planet therefore beaming an
intensified dose of its charismatic, melodramatic
Martian vibrations at us? Will our libidos feel as if
they’ve been supercharged? I suspect so.
Psychotherapists everywhere may be besieged by
clients who don’t know how to handle the gift of wild-
ly enhanced vitality. I doubt there’ll be many com-
plaints from you Aries folks, though: Mars is your rul-
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lust, anger, competition, and blind ambition, you’ll
know exactly what to do with that all that extra mojo.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): This week
Mars is closer to Earth than it has been since cave-
men roamed the earth. It also happens to be midway
through a five-month sojourn in your astrological
House of Networking, which is its longest stay since
1956. Because the Red Planet invigorates everything
it influences, you could very well be a whiz at winning
friends and influencing people from now until
December. But keep in mind that unless you respond
with all your passionate ingenuity to the arousing
Martian energy, it may also have a disruptive effect.
Here’s your rule of thumb: Go all the way, give every-
thing you have, and don’t hold back.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Do you think
you’d enjoy being able to focus all your ambitions in
one overarching dream? Can you imagine what it
might be like not to feel your desires split in five dif-
ferent directions? While your predilection for versatil-
ity and vacillation isn’t necessarily a bad thing,
Gemini, it might be interesting at some point in your
life to explore the ferocious pleasures of single-mind-
edness. It so happens that now is a perfect moment
to launch such an exploration. Mars, the planet that
rules willpower and determination, is currently
expressing tremendous force in your astrological
House of Total Commitment. There has rarely been a
better time for you to stabilize your purpose and steel
your resolve.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): The
largest mountain on Mars, Olympus Mons, is almost
three times the size of Mount Everest. It should serve
as your sacred symbol of power in the coming
months. Why? Because the Red Planet is now pouring
extra mojo into your astrological House of
Exploration, and will continue to do so through mid-
December. You will have the ability to pull off frontier
adventures that are equivalent to climbing to the top
of Olympus Mons. For a picture of Olympus Mons, go
here: http://sprite.phys.ncku.edu.tw/~astrolab/mir-
rors/apod_e/ap970915.html
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It’s a perfect moment
to purge romantic karma left over from the old days.
You shouldn’t go another week without doing a ritual
to dissolve the bad memories, lingering resentments,
and ancient wounds that have continued to tweak
your intimate relationships. It’s also prime time to kill
off your outdated dogmas about gender roles and to
blow up any obstacles that interfere with your ability
to experience total sexual pleasure. How can I be so
sure you’re ready for these fate- mutating transi-
tions? Mars, the planet of creative destruction, is cur-
rently bringing its tough love to your astrological
House of Sexy Emotions. I predict that it will liberate
you from influences that prevent you from finding
more beautiful and flagrant ways to enjoy your libido.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Astronomers
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Mars is not only a
heavenly body, but also an aspect of your psyche.
Your inner Mars consists of your ambition, animal
energy, willpower, and sex drive. By reading the
movements of the Red Planet in the sky, we
astrologers can make educated guesses about the
state of the Mars force within you. Here’s my analy-
sis: Your ambition will get back on track now if you
give it a chiropractic-like adjustment; your animal
energy will return to full vitality if you stop doing the
careless thing that’s weakening it; your willpower has
been muted by the consequences of a past mistake,
but you now have the insight to correct the mistake;
your sex drive is not as pure and strong as it could
be, but will become so if you will just get clearer
about what really turns you on.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Michel
Gauquelin (1928-1991) was a French statistician and
psychologist who set out to prove astrology is bunk.
To his surprise, he found some scientific evidence
demonstrating its validity. One striking discovery was
the Mars Effect: There is a significant probability of
world- class athletes and military leaders being born
when the red planet is rising in the sky. I believe you
Scorpios are now benefiting from a variation on this
phenomenon. Mars, which is one of your astrological
rulers, is closer to Earth than it has been in 60,000
years. It is also in the midst of a rare five- month visit
to your House of Creative Self-Expression. I believe
that not only means you are extra fertile; you’re also
at the peak of your physical vigor and your ability to
emerge victorious in competitive struggles.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec.
21): You and your tribe are the restless explorers of
the zodiac, Sagittarius. Your wanderlust sometimes
becomes so consuming that you forget how important
it is to have a home base. And when you suffer from
that delusion, you aren’t likely to devote much creativ-
ity to keeping your foundations strong. Luckily, you’re
now in a phase when you can’t possibly get away
with this ignorance. The energizing planet Mars is
stirring up a flood of feelings and ideas about what
you need to sustain you — and how to take good
care of it.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Alert! Mars is extremely up-close and personal right
now. Not since the time of the Neanderthals has the
Red Planet veered so near to the Earth. In cosmic
terms, it’s practically on top of us, ladies and gentle-
men. It’s in our faces. It’s forcing us to deal with its
favorite agendas. What that means for you Capricorns
is that you’d better communicate with concise candor
in all matters related to your ambitions and sexuality.
Find a way to express your burning desires with
uncompromising integrity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Mars
is closer to Earth right now than it has been since the
Old Stone Age. At the same time, amazingly enough,
it’s also making its nearest approach to the sun. As a
result, we’re able to get our best look ever at the
melting of the red planet’s south polar cap. This rare
confluence provides a good metaphor for the effect
that the intensified Martian vibes are likely to have on
you as they impact your astrological House of
Finances and Possessions. I believe your frozen
assets are about to thaw.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Mars usual-
ly cruises through a sign in five to eight weeks, but it
has been in Pisces since June 16 and will remain
there until Dec. 16 — its longest stay since 1956. But
that’s not all: Mars is now closer to Earth than it has
been in 60,000 years. During this unprecedented con-
vergence of unusual events, I predict that your rela-
tionship with the Red Planet will be more intense and
intimate than it ever has been. Here are some of the
tasks you can expect cosmic assistance with: discov-
ering secrets about how to ask forcefully for what
you really want; making your strategies for success
more foolproof and irresistible; and getting very clear
about the life goals that are most important for you to
pursue in the next ten years.
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are uncertain about how brightly Mars will glow in
the sky this week. It’ll be as close as it ever gets to
both the Earth and sun, and should theoretically be a
dazzling beacon. But there’s a possibility that huge
dust storms will sweep the planet, increasing its
reflectivity and boosting its illumination even further.
Due to astrological factors that would take too long to
explain here, I predict that you Virgos will be as shiny
and brilliant as Mars, and that any storms passing
your way will only make you shinier and more bril-
liant.
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