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Announcements
ARTIST OPEN Studio and
garage sale. Tools, jewelry, beads,
art supplies, furniture display and
50% off jewelry. July 19, Sat. 1395
Cross St. 8am-3pm. 484-1040.
AS ONE ~ A (multi-day) Day Out
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Legal Notices
NOTICE OF Public Auction.
Pursuant to ORS Chapter 87, Four
Corners Self Storage will hold a
silent auction, July 27, 2003 by
the unit, sealed bids, from 12pm
to 2pm, for units C79 Mike King,
C132 Traci Moreno and C151 Toby
McBroome at 599 Hwy 99 N.
Eugene, OR. Contact Manager at
(541)689-5115.
Lost & Found
FOUND: BRACELET (or
anklet?), 15th & Ferry, 7/9. 345-
6356, call to ID.
LOST: WHITE male cat with
blue eyes and orange ears and
tail. Unneutered. Wandered away
at end of June while owners on
vacation around 18th/Parliament.
Reward. 653-0724.
Wanted
OXYGEN CONCENTRATOR.
Prefer less than 10, 000 hours.
683-3006.
Pets
ANIMAL LOVERS Needed!
Amazing rescued cats need great
homes. Kittens, one year olds,
senior. Some shots, some fixed.
Donation required. 746-0169.
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Help Wanted
AMERICORP WORKER want-
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client-centered, nonjudgmental
manner. 40 hours/week. Contact:
Sharon at 342-5088 ext.13 or
idu@hivalliance.org. Application
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Karvina, a town in
about their childhoods, they emphasize the alienating, trau-
matic experiences they suffered. Few report vivid memories
of the good times. This has always felt dishonest to me; I
attribute it to the cynical tenor of our age rather than the
objective truth. In saying that, I don’t mean to downplay the
way our early encounters with pain demoralized our spirits.
But you, Leo, are in a phase when it’s crucial for you to
acknowledge and honor the gifts you were given in your
early years: all the joyful encounters, wise teachings, and
blessings that helped you bloom.
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It mobilized the energy of crowds at the large protest
demonstrations that ultimately broke the will of the white
minority rulers. Imagine how confounded their authoritarian
minds must have been when confronted by thousands of
high-spirited people singing and dancing in unison. I wish
you were uninhibited enough to lead a celebratory form of
uprising like toyi-toyi, Libra. There’s a status quo you’re part
of that desperately needs a friendly shock of that caliber. Can
you maybe think of something a little less outrageous but
equally fun, rebellious, and effective?
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): When many people I know talk SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you’re a
VIRGO
ously considered for employee of the month. I love how
you’ve been brightening up the workplace with your bursts of
imaginative flair. If your associates have not yet registered
the fact that your already-considerable value has risen even
further, I urge you to show them this horoscope. In another
matter, I’m certain that you should also be named shopper of
the month. On the one hand you’ve been healing an obses-
sive glitch in your consumer habits, while on the other hand
you’ve been delightfully intuitive about which purchases will
improve your life in the most lasting ways.
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I predict you will be in
a hearty, even triumphant mood in the coming week, Virgo.
There’ll be few if any loose ends. Unfinished business will
either complete itself or else reveal to you how to wrap it up
simply and quickly. However, even if you have to pass through
a moment or two of dark doubt, it’s essential that you stay
committed to your mood of hearty triumph. Please write
down this poem from Tony Hoagland and carry it around in
your wallet: “No matter how you feel, you have to act like
you are very popular with yourself; very relaxed and pur-
poseful, very unconfused and not like you are walking
through the sunshine singing in chains.”
CANCER (June 21-July 22): In a scene on
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Black South Africans
the HBO TV show “Six Feet Under,” George told Ruth about a
house he’d owned in New England. Built over a stream, it had
originally been a mill, though the wheel and grinding stones
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JAZZ PIANO lessons. Improve
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Beginners welcome. Guy, 687-
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(March 21-April 19): I hope you decided
against participating in that weird contest — you know, the
one in which you would have competed to see who could
bang their head against the wall the most times before pass-
ing out. I trust you also turned down any invitations you got
to show off your amazing wounds or prove how attractive
your problems are. Continue to show a similar forbearance
in the coming week, Aries. The worst is over. The pressure to
express yourself perversely will soon diminish as the very
hassles that have been frustrating you will morph into ele-
gant opportunities.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You should be seri-
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had been removed decades before. After he’d lived there for
a while, George decided to put a new floor in the kitchen. He
ripped out the old surface, then tore up the first wooden
plank of the foundation below. There, just two feet below
him, was the stream — alive, sparkling, thrilling. He had
known about it all along, but at that moment he actually saw
it flowing beneath his house. I predict you will have a similar
breakthrough in the coming week, Cancer. You will commune
intimately with a source of magic you have had only indirect
or imaginative contact with.
the Czech Republic, has passed a law making it illegal to
grow weeds. Offenders can be forced to pay a hefty fine if
the Weeds Commission finds, say, a thistle flourishing amidst
the potato plants. I’m tempted to enforce an equally strin-
gent requirement on you Tauruses, at least for the next two
weeks. For your own long-term good, as well as everyone
else’s, you cannot afford to be lax towards interlopers,
whether they’re actual or metaphorical weeds. Maintain the
highest standards, please. Commit yourself with passionate
integrity to incorruptible purity.
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fought for more than 40 years to dismantle the oppressive
system of apartheid. One of their most potent weapons was
toyi-toyi, a militantly exuberant form of singing and dancing.
songwriter, it’s a good time to make yourself a Jennifer
Lopez sock puppet, install it on your left hand, and ask it to
help you create a tune that will sell a million copies. If you’re
a painter, it’s a perfect moment to channel the spirit of Pablo
Picasso as you dash off a few dozen masterworks, and if
you’re a writer, you should pretend you’re the reincarnation
of F. Scott Fitzgerald and whip out a future bestseller. In
short, Scorpio, I recommend that you imitate people who
have been successful in the way that you want to be. If nec-
essary, get a new hero who inspires you to even greater
heights than your old familiar heroes.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
“The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water,
and breeds reptiles of the mind,” said visionary poet William
Blake. There’s not a person alive who can ignore that coun-
sel, in my opinion; in various degrees, we all suffer from the
mental illness of dogmatism. Luckily for you, Sagittarius, it’s
a perfect moment to flush out the standing water in your
own psyche. You will attract unexpected help whenever you
seek information that might shake up your staunch theories
and beliefs about the way the world works.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “You
do not truly know someone until you fight them.” That’s one
of my favorite lines in the film The Matrix Reloaded. The ora-
cle’s bodyguard, Seraph, says this to the hero, Neo, after
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starting a brouhaha with him. It seems Seraph doesn’t nec-
essarily want to kick Neo’s ass, but rather find out more
about him so as to determine whether he can be trusted to
consult with the oracle. Take this wisdom to heart, Capricorn.
I suspect you’ll have some interesting conflicts in the coming
weeks. Their purpose is to bring you closer to the people
you’ll struggle with, not drive you apart.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Everyone
has an allergy, either physical or psychic. Mine is to cats. My
colleague Sophie’s is to peanuts. My friend Jason’s is to his
family of origin. (He starts sneezing if he merely sees a
photo of his brothers and sisters.) I have an acquaintance,
Justine, who swears she’s allergic to environments that are
too clean and orderly. Your allergy, Aquarius, might be to
something concrete like tree pollen or dairy products, or it
might be more mysterious, like Jason’s or Justine’s.
Whatever it is, you should redefine your relationship with it
in the next two weeks. Believe it or not, you can reduce its
power to make you sick.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): To prepare for
your week, listen to this tale of role reversal. It stars a beau-
tiful flower as the villain and a grubby little insect as the
hero. It’s taking place all over Africa right now, where the
water hyacinth has been choking rivers and lakes with its
rapacious growth. A non-native species brought from Brazil a
century ago, the hyacinth has had no impediments to its out-
of-control spread until recently. Then a scientist found wee-
vils that eat nothing but hyacinths, and sicced them on the
out-of-control flower. His strategy is already working. The
moral of the story, Pisces, as far as you’re concerned: If
you’re threatened with getting way too much of a good thing,
enlist an unlikely ally to assist you.
Homework: Make a prediction about the dicey victory you
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