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YOUNG MAN WANTED
Who is energetic, healthy, muscu-
lar, funny, honest, assertive, rebel-
lious, untamed, combustible. Bi-
woman in “prime of life”.
Independent, attractive, tall,
toned, adventurous, worldly,
indulgent. ☎ 9091
HEART OF GOLD
36, down to earth woman with an
adventurous spirit. Seeking a
good friend with similar interests.
Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon
wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live
music. New in town. ☎ 9086
50-SOMETHING. Short, fit,
educated, self-employed. Likes
music, swimming, adventure-trav-
el, Bijou movies, lively conversa-
tion, family. ISO NS 50-60ish man
to share life with. ☎ 9067
IF YOU are: deeply spiritual,
funny and fun, liberated, loving,
and well-educated, slightly over
35 and 5’8”, and wise enough to
embrace your heart’s reflection,
call. ☎ 9046
PRETTY, STRONG & confident
38 y.o. woman seeking someone
to have fun with. Sense of humor
& adventure a must. ☎ 9045
BLAST TO BE WITH
Me: super-silly & smiley, excellent
mom, intellectual, confident,
social, independent, nonprofit vol-
unteer who is soft in all the right
places & just seeing what’s out
there. Any funny, stable, communi-
ty-minded 30+ y.o. guys think you
can handle me? ☎ 9037
CUTE, SEXY BRUNETTE
SWF ISO “special one.” Let’s
rock, dance, explore life. 40-50s
NS, energetic, healthy guy. Take a
chance, take a ride, there is
opportunity around every corner.
☎ 9016
TRUE LOVE
Is your foot in the grave? Do you
have life insurance? Are you
wealthy? Then I’m the woman for
you! 21 y.o. SWF in search of true
love. ☎ 9014
SUGARDADDY NEEDED
Cute, 20, SWF seeks well-to-do
male to pay the bills & maybe
more. We’ll see where it goes
from there... ☎ 9013
ROB BREZSNY’S
BIG, BEAUTIFUL,
GODLY WOMAN
SWChPF, 46. Passionate, caring,
intelligent & funny. ISO man with
big heart, mind & spirit. Be a spir-
itual seeker who’s invested in
emotional growth. Desire intima-
cy, value feelings, love to commu-
nicate, be intellectually stimulat-
ing, playful & given to genuine
public displays of affection. Teach
me new things that you have a
passion for. Let’s grow in love,
wisdom & Christ together. ☎ 9007
COMPANION FIRST
50 y.o. DWF, teacher, seeking qual-
ity NS WPM. Summer
romance/LTR. You 45-55, respect-
ful, caring, gregarious, emotional-
ly & financially secure. Enjoy
walks conversation, gardening,
quiet music, family, potluck cele-
brations. ☎ 8925
22. Y.O. FEMALE looking for
someone into fun & lighthearted
fling. Must be able to have good
time. Perverted, crude sense of
humor a plus. ☎ 8919
JOY LOVE LAUGHTER
SWF, 45: Do you understand we
are creators of our experience?
Do you desire to share your com-
pleteness rather than want some-
one to complete you? I’m ready,
are you? ☎ 8914
LOOKING FOR FUN
Me: 22 y.o. college student in
town for summer. 5’9”, 135,
blonde/blue. You: ND, NA, NS, like
outdoor activities, vegetarian. ☎
8898
HAVE BORDER COLLIE?
ISO man, late 40s-50s, with a dog
to walk with me & my border col-
lie; someone that reads, laughs
easily & enjoys conversation. NS,
ND. ☎ 8710
SIMILAR VALUES
Unitarian Universalist ISO man
late 40s-50s with similar values,
to walk dogs, hike, talk, laugh &
cook together. NS, ND. ☎ 8709
SUNDAY NY TIMES
ISO Sunday NY Times reader, late
40s-50s, for walks, hikes, conver-
sation & laughter. NS, ND. ☎ 8708
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah Blah, 20s, blah blah.
Adorable, blah blah blah, sensi-
tive. Creative, blah, employed.
Seeks blah blah movies, blah,
casual sex, blah, dining out, blah
blah blah. Loves blah blah blah,
sunsets, blah. Blah blah, very
unique. ☎ 8693
MAGIC RITUAL GRACE
True guy w/deep emotional forti-
tude wanted for 36 y.o. woman.
Integrity, expression, creation,
conception, lucid dreaming,
laughter, dirt, dogs, kids, love,
artist/healer,
Pisces,
tgr/hrse/dog, ND, NS, LA. ☎ 8690
REDHEAD F WANTED
Well, hi there to all of you natural
redheads. Yes, I do want you,
because I’ve waited for quite
some time to screw you. ☎ 9090
ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL
MR. WRONG?
Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”,
athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic,
educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35,
under 5’9”, slender to athletic,
affectionate, truthful, educated.
Likes sex, music, literature.
Casual to LTR ☎ 9048
BBW WANTED
SWM ISO woman for training &
instruction. Seeking LTR, serious
applicants only. Size important.
Race, age are not. ☎ 9044
SELF-MADE MAN
48, athletic. Seeks a woman of
integrity. Athletic, 36-44, for fun,
travel & adventure. Couch pota-
toes & overweight need not both-
er. ☎ 9043
IS THERE a 40+ HWP/SWF out
there with a 60s love, 70s free
spirit, 80s creative mind, 90s
heartache, and new millennium
sense of adventure? Call for rela-
tionship repair or love. ☎ 9042
55 Y.O. 5’10”, 159 lb. Enjoy home
life, swimming, flea markets,
exercising, nature, playful, cre-
ative with imagination, into com-
munication, take an interest in
dance, seeking LTR. ☎ 9040
HANDSOME GUY ISO friend
to share the good times with. She
is a zany, adventurous, off the
beaten path person like myself.
I’m open, honest, sane and
respectful. ☎ 9039
PRINCE FROM planet Zircon
seeking female specimen for mul-
tiple experimental probings.
Become Charlie’s Angel &
Princess Bride. Ruler of the new
world. Must be petite & sweet. ☎
9038
STILL SEARCHING
SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive,
sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy
type seeks SWF, 35-48. Stable,
attractive. LTR, friends first. NS,
LD ok. ☎ 9035
TATTOOED BRUNETTE
BEAUTY WANTED
I don’t look alternative, but I am.
Spiritual awareness is my guide.
Unique man seeks tattooed
brunette. I saw you in my dreams,
downtown Eugene. White
Mercedes, mountain bike, 4:20,
love. ☎ 9024
THE NEARNESS OF YOU
DWM, 60, financially secure.
Looking for real partner to share
leisurely walks, good talks, loving
& fun times together. Sense of
humor required. ☎ 9019
HUMANITIES
DPM, 47, seeks educated PF for
dinners out, movies/shows, con-
certs & wide-ranging conversa-
tion. I’ve spent all winter reading
& I’m ready to swap questions &
answers. ☎ 9018
LIVE IN PARADISE
Attractive, financially secure
retired business owner, DWM, 52,
5’7”, 165 lb. Seeks lady, 30-50, to
share good conversation, biking,
walks & spending time. Value
monogamy, cuddling, want best
friend & romance too. ☎ 8933
ROLEPLAY & MASSAGE
Generous, attractive, financially
secure 40s sugardaddy seeks
imaginative woman interested in
massage & roleplay. ☎ 8930
YOUR INTELLECT & physicali-
ties would make you a hot item in
the dominant culture. Instead.,
you want a sensitive, kind moun-
tain man who could be king, but
chooses not ☎ 8927
DESIRED
1 SWF, 35-45 years young.
Happy, healthy & wise. 130 lb or
less. For 40 y.o. young man 165 lb,
slender, fit, 5’11”. Not bad look-
ing, no problems, healthy, happy.
☎ 8924
SWM, 60. NS, LD, herb friendly,
politically progressive. Seeks
companion for backpacking, fish-
ing, camping & other outdoor
activities. ☎ 8921
SIMPLE PLEASURES
Are the best. Walks on the beach,
stargazing, dancing, Bijou films,
breakfast in bed... 30-something
romantic ISO partner in simple
pleasures. 6’1”, dark hair, athletic,
left-of-center, yet not PC. Cat
lovers only. ☎ 8913
SWM SEEKS M ASIANS
24 y.o., 6’2”, 195 lb. Seeking
attractive 20-50 y.o. married
Asian women for safe, secret,
just-for-fun sexual encounters.
Respect & sensitivity promised. ☎
8912
A GUY’S GUY
That wants a gal, 40-50ish, attrac-
tive, STD-free. Discreet, no-
strings fun. Large chest is option-
al, sense of humor is not. ☎ 8922
TOE CURLER
DWM, 51 yrs, 5’7”, blue/brown.
Nice guy ISO SDWF who is kinda
down to earth. ☎ 8711
KIND, LOVING, HONEST
Intelligent, attractive, younger-
looking, financially secure SWM
(61, 5’9”, 155 lb.) Seeks kind
warmhearted woman (any ethnic-
ity). My interests include organic
gardening, nature, music, films,
Saturday Market, reading, con-
versation, dancing, spirituality,
community, ecology, simple living,
social change, Mexican vacations
& recovering from loss of a love.
☎ 8704
PLAYFUL, AFFECTIONATE,
athletic SWPM. Value commit-
ment, honesty & open communi-
cation. ISO SF 35-45 to share out-
door & indoor adventures.
Canoeing, sailing, hiking, travel,
theater, music, possible romance
& LTR. ☎ 8703
YOU’RE AN intelligent, beautiful
woman. You don’t need a man, but
would like one to take care of
things/needs/use for pleasure!
SWM, 40, 5’1”, 175 lbs. NS. ☎
8698
DRUNK COLLEGIATE guy,
brains appended to lower
abdomen, seeks dumb blonde.
Tottering around in heels &
skimpy outfits a plus! Buy me a
beer? ☎ 8692
RELOCATING TO Eugene. Tall,
SBM, medium build. Seek SWF,
slender to medium build, 42-57.
Youthful looking, likes outdoors,
movies, picnics, dancing. ☎ 9070
ARE YOU THE ONE?
I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti-
mately for some fun. I like to cud-
dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian
cooking, all outdoor activities &
massages. For a unique & incredi-
ble experience, contact me. ☎ 9071
SUBMISSIVE WOMAN
WANTED
Not seeking cook or maid. Me:
attractive SWM, 6’, nicely built,
non-balding dark hair, financially
independent, health conscious,
non-smoker, experienced, safe,
gentle, creative, good conversa-
tionalist. You: single, unattached,
feminine, sensuous, healthy, child-
less. Write “Resident” POB
25160, Portland 97298. Include
phone. ☎ 8234
LONG HAIR, 44, 6’, honest, car-
ing, love for life, playful, loves out-
doors, gardening, walks, etc.
Seeks
best
friend
for
love/romance, cooking, honest
open communication, great sense
of humor, possible LTR. NS. ☎
9031
MORNING WORKOUT smiles,
ocean sunset dances, SWM,
happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”,
blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and
beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF,
39-49, HWP, fit, NS, independent,
intelligent, happy. ☎ 8896
SUMMER FLING
Discreet encounters w/cute bira-
cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate, fun,
herb friendly. I’m clean, you be
too. Let’s be naughty friends. ☎
9088
WANTED: ROWDY
WOMEN
Looking for a new sport? The
Eugene Women’s Rugby Club
invites you to give rugby a try. All
ages welcome & no experience
necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087
LUCK BE A LADY
Voluptuous & sexy woman, early
20s, tomboy femme, NS, ND, LA.
Hijinks & hugs galore. Sarcasm &
smoldering glances. Friends first,
LTR? ☎ 9026
SEMI-EXPERIENCED BI-F
looking for casual exploratory
relationship with same. Attached
or single okay. ☎ 9025
SEEKING REAL WOMAN
Me: cute, newly divorced bi mom
looking for 30+ woman.
Community-minded, grounded,
lighthearted, heading towards
goal & has outgrown her fanatical
lesbian phase. I have lots of
friends, but still looking for some-
one special. ☎ 9017
LET’S PLAY!
Busy dyke looking for summer
playmates. Let’s have fun: movies,
dog park, hiking with my/our kids,
MC &/or bike rides, cruise the
bars, etc. No LTR. ☎ 8920
LET’S GET DOWN
Cute, 24, bi-curious F looking for
discreet fun. You 20-28, propor-
tionate femme. Let’s be friends
with benefits. I’m clean, UB2.
Herb friendly. ☎ 8916
HEARTBROKEN
Cute, mellow, kindhearted, playful
25 y.o. Healing from a freshly
stomped heart. Hoping to find
friendship, hugs, empathy, dis-
traction, mirth &... Grady need not
reply. ☎ 8907
NO STRINGS
Looking for someone to share inti-
macy with. Don’t get enough at
home. No strings, just casual.
NS/ND, clean. Coffee, lunch first?
Relatively experienced apply. ☎
8905
SINGLE PETITE Bi Libra. 30s,
seeks new friends. Call me, let’s
talk. We’ll see where it leads. ☎
8663
HOT BI-MALE
Seeking other bisexual men for
discreet playtime. Showers, mas-
sages, anything goes fun. Be sexy,
mellow & large. ☎ 9073
NEW GUY
Moving to area 6/11. Seeking gay
or Bi men for casual play. Would
like to meet for easy bicycle rides
to secluded spots &?? 42, tan,
5’11”, 170, brown/brown. ☎ 9034
FEATHERWEIGHT SUBMIS-
SION grappler seeking fellow
combatants for sparring &
wrestling. ☎ 9028
FUN IN & AROUND
ALBANY
Albany GWC, 40 & 51, ISO other
masculine men for sweaty party &
play. ☎ 9011
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of June 19
ARIES
CANCER
LIBRA
(March 21-April 19): The dictator of
Turkmenistan, Saparmurad Niyazov, has had streets, farms,
children, a brand of vodka, and oil pipelines named after him.
Recently he branched out, deciding to change the name of the
year 2003 to that of his dead mother, Gurbansoltan, “to
immortalize her sacred image and blessed memory.” While I’m
not in a position to argue about the farms and liquor, I dis-
agree with his latest revision. In fact, I hereby move to re-
christen the year Gurbansoltan/2003. Forevermore, let it be
known as “Aries,” to honor the sublime ripening your tribe’s
self-expressiveness has enjoyed these past months — and
that will continue through August.
(June 21-July 22): “It is impossible
for man to look straight at the present,” noted media prophet
Marshall McLuhan, “because he is too terrified by it. We stand
on the stern of the ship looking at the wake and saying, ‘We’re
in very troubled waters.’” I’m presenting you with McLuhan’s
theory, my fellow Cancerian, because you are now poised to
refute it. It’s true that lately you’ve been fixated on turmoil
unleashed in the past; it’s as if you’ve been peering out of a
portal in a tiny room at the back of a fine yacht and moaning,
“Everything feels cramped and I’m in troubled waters.” But I
predict that any minute now you will leave your cramped quar-
ters, bound upstairs, and stride to the front of the ship.
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Love is more than a
warm, tender feeling in your heart or loins. When done right,
it’s a revolutionary mode of perception that naturally moves
you to rebel against everything you’ve been taught about how
the world works. It’s a radical act of magic that transforms all
that it touches. You are, of course, always free to practice a
tamer, safer version of love. But if you want to grow up to be a
fascinating sex god or goddess, you should devote yourself to
the more ultimate form. Now is a perfect time to redouble
your commitment to doing just that. The fates are conspiring to
help you.
TAURUS
(July 23-Aug. 22): A 6.7 earthquake rippled
through the northwestern United States recently. No one felt
it, though, because it happened in slow motion, unfolding grad-
ually over a two-month period. Are you ready for the
metaphorical equivalent of this temblor? It will subliminally
shake your foundations until your birthday. Whether it ultimate-
ly relieves or aggravates deep-seated tensions will depend on
your attitude. If you regard it with fear and resistance, it will
amplify your existing level of stress. But if you vow to enjoy the
ride, it will rock your world in the best possible way.
LEO
understand why Juneteenth isn’t one of America’s major holi-
days. Observed every June 19, it celebrates the emancipation
of African-American slaves in the 1860s. Shouldn’t it be a time
of rejoicing for every race? When one group of people is held
in bondage, the lives of all others are distorted. The same is
true about the community of sub-personalities that resides
within you. When one aspect of your multifaceted psyche is
weak and oppressed, the rest suffer, too — even the suppos-
edly healthy sides of you. I bring this up, Scorpio, because the
astrological omens say your own liberation day is nigh. It’s
time to free every part of you that is in chains.
(April 20-May 20): “The world is com-
posed of rival gangs of hypnotists, each competing for your
entranced attention.” I found this scrawled on the wall of a
public restroom. It’s not literally true, of course, but it might as
well be. Every day you’re besieged by advertisers, entertain-
ers, politicians, and news media that would love you to adopt
their views. To resist their brainwashing, you have to exert
heroic efforts to think for yourself. In the coming weeks, your
vigilance must be even more rigorous than usual. Here are
some tips: Be the opposite of a know-it-all. Make curiosity and
open-mindedness your highest values. Read and listen to peo-
ple who don’t believe what you do. Consider the possibility that
your opinions may be wrong or incomplete.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The first thing they
tell you when you enter law school is that there is no justice.
The cruel truth is that every legal process is tainted with
favoritism and prejudice. In this realm where objectivity is sup-
posedly the supreme value, subjectivity is rampant. The out-
come of judicial decisions may hinge as much on human error
and the unruly power of the imagination as on the naked facts.
Once you accept all that as a given, then and only then will you
have the potential to become a potent force for fairness and
impartiality. While you’re probably not starting law school right
now, Gemini, similar principles will apply to the challenges
you’ll face in the coming weeks.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Music by Eminem can
pump up a listener’s audacity. Because its wicked beats and
hysterically ferocious sentiments raise testosterone levels in
both men and women, songs from his CD “8 Mile” may also
increase ambition, boost pride, and encourage forceful self-
expression. You would greatly benefit from this kind of arousal
in the coming week, Virgo. Your fervent assertiveness will be
crucial to the well-being of both you and your cohorts. I sug-
gest, then, that you cue up “8 Mile,” slip on the headphones,
and crank up the volume. To accomplish the same result with
the help of more elegant forms of masculine power, listen to
the speeches of Martin Luther King, Jr. or read Long Walk to
Freedom: The Autobiography of Nelson Mandela.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’m at a loss to
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): One
of the most common obstructions to a healthy intimate rela-
tionship is what I call the delusion of clairvoyance. Like most of
us, you’ve probably indulged in your share of it: You imagine,
perhaps unconsciously, that your partner or friend is somehow
magically psychic when it comes to you — so much so that he
or she should unfailingly intuit exactly what you need, even if
you don’t ask for it. This fantasy may seem romantic, but it can
single-handedly sink the most promising alliances. You must
avoid feeding it even a little in the coming weeks, Sagittarius.
Your intimate life is overdue for a dose of tenderly frank com-
munication.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): These
days you remind me of the 65-year-old woman in India who
gave birth to her first child; you’re like my friend John, who
never touched a musical instrument until he was 37 but made
himself into a top-flight guitarist by the time he was 45. In
other words, Capricorn, you’re primed to risk learning a lesson
you feared you were too old for. You’re ready to set out toward
an accomplishment you’ve thought was off-limits to you forev-
er.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): According to
my reading of the astrological omens, you will soon encounter
a big, fat obstruction to your creativity. While that may be
demoralizing at first, it’s actually a good omen. It means that a
previously hidden problem is revealing itself; that an inner
saboteur is no longer working in secret. It means you’ll finally
get a chance to fix an energy drain you didn’t even know
about. As a clue to help you in your noble struggle, Aquarius, I
give you the words of novelist Joyce Carol Oates: “Writer’s
block is the temporary paralysis caused by the conviction, on
an unconscious level, that what the writer is attempting is in
some way fraudulent, or mistaken, or self-destructive.”
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): The fictional young
English wizard Harry Potter can communicate with snakes
because he knows their language, Parseltongue. The real
English magician John Dee (1527-1609), who served as astro-
logical advisor to Queen Elizabeth, was able to converse with
angels in their native language of Enochian. And now, you,
Pisces, are about to undergo a four-week intensive course in
the language of love, which may include lessons in both
Parseltongue and Enochian. By July 20, I expect you’ll be close
to fluent in several new romantic dialects and an exotic variety
of pillow talk.
Homework: It’s my birthday this week. I’m gladly accepting
gifts at www.freewillastrology.com or P.O. Box 150628, San
Rafael, CA 94915.
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