Classifieds
FORMING
VEGETARIAN
household. Room for rent in 3-
bdrm house. $350/mo. incl utili-
ties. 607-8468.
SW HILLS. Share 3-bdrm, 2
bath home. W/D, phone, garage,
yard, bus. $450/mo. master
suite, deposit, 1/3 utilities. 341-
1795.
ROOMMATE NEEDED! 26 y.o.
male seeks clean, open-minded ,
easygoing roommate(s) to share
3-bdrm duplex. Includes porch,
fireplace & on-site laundry. Rent
is $267/mo. +1/3 elec/ph.
Sorry, NP. 913-4324.
VEGETARIAN HOME with
room, bath, hot tub, nice yard.
Tolerant, earth-friendly female
preferred. $325/mo. + utilities.
461-0511.
COMMUNITY HOUSEHOLD.
Nice 9-bedroom co-op, near
parks,bus, campus. Shared din-
ners. Seek responsible, clean
housemates with good communi-
cation skills, and eco-sensibili-
ties. Openings 6/1 & 7/1.
$325/mo, utilities. 484-1156.
VEGETARIAN HOUSEHOLD.
1-bdrm/person avail. 6/15.
Quiet, clean, earth-friendly,
organic garden. $330/mo. +
$300 dep. Call eves, 242-3318.
ROOMMATE
NEEDED.
Responsible, NS, cat ok, must like
small children. Preferably
female. $300/mo. + utilities.
338-0148.
ROOM FOR rent. S. hills, share
w/SM + 2 cats, 1/2 utilities, WD.
Quiet
neighborhood.
Responsible, mature, open-mind-
ed, SM preferred. $350/mo. Do
we fit? 343-2805.
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SHARE RECENTLY rebuilt 3-
bdrm, 2 bath home. New
kitchen/bathrooms. 2 rooms for
rent near 21st & G in Springfield.
Near bus lines Larger room:
$350/mo. 1st, last. Smaller
room: $250/mo. 1st, last.
Utilities incl. W/D, parking, NS,
No dogs, another cat ok. Gay
friendly household. Phone: 744-
2864, leave msg.
RESPONSIBLE NS wanted to
share “people” house near
Beltline and River Road. Laundry,
internet, cable. $310/325/mo.
includes all. 515-2445.
ROOMMATE WANTED to
share 2-bdrm home in S. Eugene.
$300/mo. + deposit. NS. Nice
neighborhood, close to stores.
431-0192.
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Autos
1980 WESTFALIA. Needs
carb & clutch work. $500. 541-
846-9108.
Volvo
1982 TURBO. Runs strong,
new head, water pump, timing
belt & front brakes. $1,600. 345-
9066. It’s a good deal!!
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CONTRACTOR/CARPEN-
TER seeks 1-2 bdrm
attached/separate apt. Would
consider doing some mainte-
nance or improvement. Starting
mid-July, 954-7842.
MAXI SCOOTER. Aprilia
Scarabeo 150. Only 3K mi., war-
ranty, disc brakes, automatic,
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TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): If
you’re a carpenter, this is a perfect astrological
moment to get that 115-piece titanium-covered drill bit
set you’ve had your eyes on. If you’re a potter, it’s
prime time to get a state-of-the-art ceramic saw. If
you’re a political activist gearing up for a new direct-
mail campaign against corporate corruption, you might
consider buying the Utne Reader mailing list. And if
you’re none of the above, Taurus, I suggest you
acquire whatever tool will help you rise to the next
level of professionalism in your chosen field.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When the
bearded dragon lizard sits upright and cocks its head
toward the heavens, Australian Aborigines know that
rain will fall the next day. And when massive buds
appear on the queen wattle plants, even the youngest
members of the tribe can prophesy with confidence
that brushfires will break out soon. I have a different
system of signs, just as reliable, that tells me how to
read your moods and trends, Gemini. For instance, last
night I dreamed my oldest Gemini friend told me, “The
bee fertilizes the flower it robs.” Because I have had
the very same dream other times over the years, usu-
ally late in the month of May, I have come to under-
stand its predictive meaning: Many Geminis all over
the world will soon commit a benevolent “theft.”
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): Soon
the planet Saturn will enter the sign of Cancer, where
it will remain until July of 2005. During that time you
34 MAY 29, 2003
IF YOU LIKE PINA
COLADAS
Me: Intelligent, nurturing, hon-
est, mature, secure, fun, charis-
matic, evolved, fiery, playful &
emotionally available. You:35-50,
secure, honest, compassionate &
know the true meaning of intima-
cy. ☎ 8573
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Blah Blah, 20s, blah blah.
Adorable, blah blah blah, sensi-
tive. Creative, blah, employed.
Seeks blah blah movies, blah,
casual sex, blah, dining out, blah
blah blah. Loves blah blah blah,
sunsets, blah. Blah blah, very
unique. ☎ 8693
WARNING!!!
Flirting alert level has been
moved to red. Red hot!!! Email
strip poker until time to show
royal flush in person. You: PWM,
25-35, no game faces.
Frustratingly scrutinizing elimina-
tion process ahead. You ready?
☎ 8435
LADY JOCKEY SEEKS
30ish Thoroughbred to saddle &
tame. You must be willing to get
worked into a lather. Bridle, bit,
reins, chaps optional. Boots &
sense of humor are not. No hicks
or numbnuts. ☎ 8434
BEYOND THE BASICS
52 DWF. Bright, outdoorsy, politi-
cally progressive, no BS but play-
ful personality. Values integrity,
heartfullness. Looking for same
in grown-up gentleman for hikes,
conversations, fun exploring
magnificent NW landscape. ☎
8422
52, EYES OF BLUE
You can be you, I can be me. As
long as you’re not out of your
tree. Friends first. Walks, movies,
music, laughter, scrabble, animal
lover. NS. ☎ 8413
2 SECRETARY birds, 20, caged
up in gloomy office. ISO young
“boss-man,” 20-30, to provide
strong perch for swiveling. Eager
to take dictation & bend over
desks all day. ☎ 8408
MORE THAN SKIN DEEP
SWF, full-figured, ISO SWM, 38-
47. My sense of humor, intellect,
generosity & passion should be
more important than my non-bar-
bie doll looks. ☎ 8405
INTUITION IS EVERY-
THING
You’ll ruin me for other men...
You: under 40, good taste in
music, food, friends. Your aes-
thetics not so important. Me: lim-
inal, 20s, tall, dog person. LTR
possible but not important.
Bijou? ☎ 8404
RAIN GODDESS seeks gar-
dener. Must be SWM, 30-40, at
least 5’11” & 175 lbs. Muscular &
rugged, NS, vegetarian. Me: 5’4”,
120 lbs., waiting. ☎ 8403
MAGIC RITUAL GRACE
True guy w/deep emotional forti-
tude wanted for 36 y.o. woman.
Integrity, expression, creation,
conception, lucid dreaming,
laughter, dirt, dogs, kids, love,
artist/healer,
Pisces,
tgr/hrse/dog, ND, NS, LA. ☎
8690
MEN
SEEKING
WOMEN
KIND, LOVING, HONEST
Intelligent, attractive, younger-
looking, financially secure SWM
(61, 5’9”, 155 lb.) Seeks kind
warmhearted woman (any eth-
nicity). My interests include
organic gardening, nature,
music, films, Saturday Market,
reading, conversation, dancing,
spirituality, community, ecology,
simple living, social change,
Mexican vacations & recovering
from loss of a love. ☎ 8704
PLAYFUL, AFFECTIONATE,
athletic SWPM. Value commit-
ment, honesty & open communi-
cation. ISO SF 35-45 to share
outdoor & indoor adventures.
Canoeing, sailing, hiking, travel,
theater, music, possible romance
& LTR. ☎ 8703
YOU’RE AN intelligent, beauti-
ful woman. You don’t need a man,
but would like one to take care of
things/needs/use for pleasure!
SWM, 40, 5’1”, 175 lbs. NS. ☎
8698
DRUNK COLLEGIATE guy,
brains appended to lower
abdomen, seeks dumb blonde.
Tottering around in heels &
skimpy outfits a plus! Buy me a
beer? ☎ 8692
THOROUGHBRED ISO
JOCKEY
To saddle, tame, & get him in a
lather. Bridles, bit, reins, chaps
optional. Boots & sense of humor
are not. 50ish & up, no skinny
minnies, thank you. ☎ 8656
LATE 40S retired professional.
Active, attractive seeks slender,
happy woman to share easy
country living. ☎ 8654
ATTRACTIVE SUB-
STANCE
Tall, dark, respectful, zealously
compassionate,
confidently
meek, handsome man seeks sim-
ilar attractive woman not inter-
ested in fornication, lascivious-
ness, emulations, strife, sedition,
reveling - but in love, joy, peace,
gentleness, goodness, faith, tem-
perance, honesty for walks,
talks, growth. All calls returned.
☎ 8655
LATE 40S retired professional.
Active, attractive seeks slender,
happy woman to share easy
country living. ☎ 8654
FRIEND WITH BENE-
FITS
Intelligent, humorous, generous,
handsome & respectful WPM
searching for mature female
interested in casual, discreet,
spontaneous & intimate adult
fun. ☎ 8639
YOUR LOVE
I love womens because they are
very sexy. ☎ 8593
HANDSOME & GOOD
NATURED IN BEND
DWPM, 49, Bend. Father of 2
grown daughters. Good camping
gear/skills. Enjoys life in slow
lane. Likes to garage sale, hike,
cook, spend time with family. You:
35-48, 5’6”-5’9”, slim to HWP,
incredibly cool, sense of adven-
ture, capable, down-to-earth,
simple of heart. ☎ 8637
DOING WELL BY DOING
GOOD
WPM ISO Partner in creating
social service microbusinesses
for fun & profit. As a nice, good,
positive person, ambitious to find
new ways to help others, I hope
you are also. I’m an old Teddy
that never had much fur and now
have even less. My religiopolitical
interests are extraordinarily
modest because like Poo Bear,
I’ve become rather worn in some
spots. Go ahead & give me a call,
Tigger! ☎ 8636
HEY GALS! Wanna dance? I’m
6’, 165, loves country music,
cooking, walks, horses, all ani-
mals. You be slim, wearing Levi’s
& boots, NS, LD ok. I’m mid-40s.
☎ 8605
SWM, 40, ISO SWF, 35-45. Let’s
see if we connect. Self-employed.
☎ 8424
WM, 40S, 5’9”, 200, athletic,
outdoorsy. Enjoys funny movies,
nice dinners, quiet evenings.
Seeking older active sexy female
for casual dating.
☎ 8600
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of May 29
Poetry Flash, critic Andy Brumer reminisces about the
creative writing class he took with poet Stan Rice at
San Francisco State University. “I remember sitting in
class,” he muses, “thinking this teacher is working
harder at teaching than I am at learning.” Please don’t
let a similar laziness overcome you, Aries. You’re
entering a phase when the educational possibilities
are rich. To take advantage of them, you’ll have to
match the high intensity and fertile imagination of your
teachers. (P.S. Your teachers may be in disguise, not
necessarily calling themselves teachers.)
For answers to this week’s puzzle, call 1-900-226-2800,
99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit
card, call: 1-800-655-6548. Reference puzzle #0100.
HAVE BORDER COLLIE?
ISO man, late 40s-50s, with a dog
to walk with me & my border col-
lie; someone that reads, laughs
easily & enjoys conversation. NS,
ND. ☎ 8710
SIMILAR VALUES
Unitarian Universalist ISO man
late 40s-50s with similar values,
to walk dogs, hike, talk, laugh &
cook together. NS, ND. ☎ 8709
SUNDAY NY TIMES
ISO Sunday NY Times reader, late
40s-50s, for walks, hikes, conver-
sation & laughter. NS, ND. ☎ 8708
INDEPENDENT PROFES-
SIONAL. Sane, soulful, spirited
survivor of beat/hippie genera-
tion seeks creative, intelligent,
genuine man for (com)passion-
ate relationship. Lifestyle pluses:
introspective/worldly, perform-
ance/literary
arts,
mountains/museums, self-suffi-
cient, interdependent. Jazz? ☎
8659
MORE TO LOVE
This pretty & sexy BBW is looking
for a man to settle down with and
love unconditionally. He’s a kind,
sweet, sexy, 50-57 y.o., herb
friendly & laughs often. ☎ 8629
BORED WITH VANILLA
Creative, open, attractive 40s F
seeks partner in crime for great
escape into world of intrigue.
Unconventional yet “normal”.
Slow dancer, fast talker, NS, kind,
funny, secure, fun, sweetheart. ☎
8628
VENUS SEEKS APOLLO
SWPF, Rubenesque HWP, 20s.
Highly intelligent, visually striking
& emotionally accessible. No kids
of my own, but adore children. NS,
LD. Want affectionate, available
single/divorced man with sense
of place in this world. ☎ 8606
SEEKING KIND HEART
30, short, round, imperfect
activist seeks kind heart, conver-
sation & joyful dances in 1 per-
son. ☎ 8586
HOMELESS HEART
I’m tired of the games, I want
someone sincere & honest. If
that is what you want too, contact
me. Please, no fire signs. ☎ 8580
CELL: 521-0768
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will have excellent opportunities to become more
skilled in finishing what you start. You’ll find it easier to
calm your restless heart and commit yourself to a sin-
gle choice out of the hundreds of options that interest
you. Say goodbye to mediocre pleasures and mis-
aligned priorities, my fellow Crab! In the next two
years, you will attract unexpected help any time you
stop fiddling around on the peripheries and head
straight to the core of the matter. Best of all, you’ll
finally figure out beyond a doubt where you truly
belong — as opposed to being half-sure of where you
sort of belong.
pared these gifts to the power of the spoken Hawaiian
language to open the heart and eyes of those who
hear it. This time I propose several Hawaiian names
for you to adopt as your own. They’re all in alignment
with your evolving destiny. You are hereby authorized
to call yourself Kaohinani, which means “gatherer of
beautiful things.” You may also refer to yourself as
Makaike, “to see with keen powers of observation;” or
E’e’e, “to keep climbing over everything, as an active
child;” or Wai-puhia, “wind-blown water, especially the
spray of a waterfall.” (Thanks to the book Hawaiian
Names, English Names, by Eileen Root.)
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-
Jan. 19): In 752 AD, the Japanese Empress Koken
wrote a lyrical poem in praise of the eupatorium plant,
whose leaves turn a vivid shade of yellow in summer.
Recently, scientists punctured the illusion she was
under, demonstrating that the lovely foliage of the
eupatorium is caused by a disease virus. In my view,
though, this shouldn’t diminish our appreciation of
either the poem or the plant. I’ve noticed that a lot of
the world’s beauty forms in response to a wound. In
fact, I expect you’re in the midst of that very process
right now.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’re primed to com- SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
mune much more intimately with the hidden source of 1991, hikers in the Italian Alps discovered the largely
power that fuels your life. In fact, you’re close to
meeting the requirements defined by visionary poet
William Blake. He wrote: “Unless the eye catch fire,
God will not be seen. Unless the ear catch fire, God
will not be heard. Unless the tongue catch fire, God
will not be named. Unless the heart catch fire, God will
not be loved. Unless the mind catch fire, God will not
be known.” Your eye, ear, tongue, and heart are on the
verge of igniting, Leo. Do whatever’s necessary to
make that happen, and your mind will burst into flame,
too.
intact body of a man who died 5,000 years ago. He’d
been preserved in a glacier that had recently begun to
melt. Since then, many women have asked to be given
some of the iceman’s frozen sperm so that they might
become pregnant by him. (The director of the museum
where his body is kept has so far turned down all
requests.) While I don’t recommend that you become
one more seeker of this prehistoric insemination,
Scorpio, I do suggest you pursue a metaphorically
analogous quest in the coming weeks: Try to fertilize
yourself through an intimate encounter with the past.
VIRGO
SAGITTARIUS
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): More than
seven centuries before a few European men dared to
sail beyond the safe boundaries of their known world,
entire Polynesian families crossed vast expanses of
the Pacific Ocean in catamarans. The first humans to
arrive in Hawaii, they were led by “wayfinders.” These
miracle workers navigated the uncharted seas by
reading star positions, discerning weather patterns,
and interpreting the ocean’s colors and movements. I
want to make a connection between you and those
pioneering souls, Virgo. In recognition of the brave,
exploratory urges now ripening in you, I hereby give
you the honorary title of “wayfinder.”
(Nov.
22-Dec. 21): My acquaintance Jerry likes to play his
guitar for the spinner dolphins that hang around
Maui’s La Perouse Bay. They appreciate it. When he
runs out of songs, he often joins them for a convivial
swim. One day four months ago, a commotion at sea
moved Jerry to interrupt his concert. Paddling out for
a closer look, he found a woman swimmer surrounded
by the dolphins. The normally friendly creatures had
hemmed her in, as if herding her. But when their
buddy Jerry showed up, they parted their tight circle
to let him through, and he was able to escort the
woman back to shore. The two hit it off instantly,
began dating, and recently got married. Why am I
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Good news,
telling you this, Sagittarius? Because I predict that like
Libra: You will continue to be the beneficiary of expan- Jerry, you’ll soon receive extraordinary, maybe even
sive cosmic energies. In last week’s horoscope, I com- non-human, help with your love life.
LIBRA
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18): Our planet is running out of many essential
resources, including fresh water and oil. Now the
Weekly World News has reported yet another crucial
shortage: the global supply of supermodels. “The orig-
inal generation of supermodels is fading,” the paper
says, “and very few new ones are coming along to
replace them. Soon the supermodel as we know it may
become extinct.” Can anything be done to avert this
catastrophe-in-the-making? I’m not sure. But I do
know that many of you Aquarians are exceptionally
attractive right now, and likely to become even more
so in the coming months. Might you therefore consider
launching a career as a supermodel? At the very least,
I suggest you look for ways to use your growing beau-
ty to help save the world.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): A cen-
tury ago, the Hawaiian sugarcane industry required a
ton of water to produce a pound of sugar. Since then,
improvements in irrigation techniques have drastically
reduced the excess. The ratio of water to sugar is now
1:1. In a similar development, it used to take me about
2,000 words of exploratory free-writing to arrive at a
single 120-word horoscope. These days I typically have
to churn out no more than 400 words in the process of
distilling your weekly oracle. In yet another related
development, Pisces, I predict you’ll soon make a com-
parable move towards less waste and greater efficien-
cy in your own area of expertise.
Homework: There’s a place you need to go, but your
fear is holding you back. Where is it? Testify at
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