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WACKY COUNTRY
DWCF
Attractive, blonde/blue, average,
HWP, 52, healthy, loves travel,
country living, cultural activities.
ISO NS, 50-60s intelligent gentle-
men partner to share life’s
adventures.
Nature/Animal
Lover. ☎ 8125
TRANSSEXUAL LOOK-
ING
For rich man. Young ts ISO man
who wants to be my sugar daddy.
☎ 8086
YOU’RE A quality person, intel-
ligent, compassionate, attractive,
affectionate, good communicator,
Jewish, stable, w/integrity. I’m
pretty, smart, gentle, loving, play-
ful, creative, youthful, vegetarian,
Friend or more? 40s to early 50s.
☎ 8083
DANCE PARTNER
WANTED
ISO companion, 50-60 y.o. 5’9”-
6’2”, HWP. Communication, hon-
esty, financially secure, NS, ND,
Light Drink. Me: SWF, 5’3”,
blonde/brown. Same + out-
doors/indoors, movies, cooking,
hugs, affectionate. ☎ 8080
LONELY EUROPEAN
Sincere, passionate, educated
SWF. Loves dogs, horses, nature.
5’4”, 115 lbs. ISO kind, warm,
sincere 48-60 y.o. SWM. ☎ 8077
SWF, 53, joyful and loving,
seeks kind and good man to cor-
respond with, then meet if all
goes well. ☎ 8076
CAN WE LIVE WITH?
Passion with detachment.
Commitment with freedom. No
without resentment. Yes without
reservation. Few large moments
w/many small kindnesses &
pleasures. I spent 60 years get-
ting here. And you? ☎ 8065
ABOUT 50, adventuresome,
active, HWP, herb friendly, IQ
over 140, introspective & young
at heart. Enjoy: biking, camping,
dancing, festivals, gardening,
gourmet food & wine, movies,
OCF & the outdoors. ☎ 7954
SEEKING SOMEONE playful
to life. I am very physical; exer-
cise, swimming, tai-chi, dynamic,
vital, value home life, unique, col-
orful, earring & bangles, artistic.
55, 156 lbs. LTR? ☎ 7940
IRB OR ME
WPF mid 40s, looking for intelli-
gent, handsome guy. Loves to
work out, spiritually connected. I
am blonde, athletic, lovely. How
about a glass of wine? ☎ 8058
I MISS CLINTON
DWPF, 34, part-time mom, non-
conformist, grad student, travel,
politically left, Coltrane, dog-
lover, historic architecture, trail-
riding, artist, 5’11”, blonde.
Seeks intelligent conversation,
depth, laughter. NS, friends first,
LTR. ☎ 7950
WILDEST DREAMS! Lover,
best friend wanted. Honest,
adventurous, longer-hair pre-
ferred, must be sensual (there’s
more than 5 senses), that wants
to share being taken beyond this
world. 35-48, LTR. ☎ 7945
COUNTRY GIRL LOOK-
ING
For a country gent. I love danc-
ing, indoor & outdoor stuff. I am
5’1”, good shape & would like a
6’ or under gent in good shape.
Looking for LTR. ☎ 7942
CHRISTIAN LATINA
5’2”, 130 lbs., self-employed,
likes exercise, speaks some
English, has two daughters.
Seeking man 45-55, hardworking,
intelligent, honest & likes chil-
dren, for serious relationship. ☎
7918
SWPF, HAPPY, physically fit.
Seeks meaningful relationship
w/SWPM, 38-48. Interests
include; outdoor activities, stay-
ing fit, travel & quiet nights by the
fireplace. Must like animals. ☎
7912
SPRING IS HERE!
SWF, 40, fit & attractive, seeks
SWM for hiking buddy. Are you
looking for someone to hang out
with on weekends & explore new
trails? Me too! Let’s plot our next
adventure. ☎ 7897
@#*@$*!%^#
DATING!!!
Bijou, wine, spanakopita... Or?
Beer, sarcasm, road trips... I can
do it all! Needing omnivorous
employed redheaded guy to com-
pliment my every strength.
Please God, don’t be Republican!
☎ 7895
INT. SALSA PRACTICE
Beg. - int. seeking int. or better. ☎
7882
SWPF, FIT, spiritually present.
Enjoys hiking, biking, dancing,
yoga, gardening, jazz/blues &
sunshine. Seeks intelligent SPM,
44-51; confident, centered, play-
ful & passionate about life for
conversation, laughter, hugs,
adventure. ☎ 7881
VERY COOL
WPF, MID 20S
ISO guy who wants the trophy
wife, with a twist! I want 30-40s
good-looking guy with good taste
that has his crap together &
secure in every way. Your bag-
gage: fine with me. My baggage:
nonexistent. ☎ 7871
ROB BREZSNY’S
ISO GENTLEMAN. I’m 5’4”,
brown/brown, slim, very fit, edu-
cated. Enjoys horse camping,
gardening, building my barn,
repairing fences. I’d like to share
my good life. ☎ 7854
men
Seeking
woMen
YOU’RE LOOKING FOR
46 years young. Fun, loving, self-
employed landscaper seeks a
petite sweetie 35-49 to enjoy
indoor/outdoor
adventures.
Enjoy music, dancing, camping,
fishing... You might be the one
baby! ☎ 8124
ALISON
I am looking for Alison. Is this
Alison Wonder? I wonder? You
left armadillo duck message. I
missed your number. If you call, I
will repay. We can have coffee. ☎
8122
YOUR RED HAIR IS NOT
Up for debate & you don’t do
debates/dye hair. You’re 5’7”
height is debatable because
you’re actually 5’7&1/2” & round
down. You aren’t preoccupied
about hygiene. You’re boot-wear-
ing. ☎ 8120
WAR RELIEF?
Good-natured fellow in need of
female companionship for music
shows, outdoor (& indoor) activi-
ties, or just a nice dinner. I’m 32,
fit, open-minded, positive, attrac-
tive & green friendly. Corvallis. ☎
8119
LONELY IN LEABURG
SWPM, 43, fit, attractive, intelli-
gent, sensitive, loving, affection-
ate, outdoorsy type. Seeks SWF,
35-48, emotionally & financially
stable, fit, attractive for LTR. NS,
LD ok. ☎ 8085
JANE MAGAZINE SAYS
Every woman owes herself a fling
with an “older gentleman”; find
out why! I’m 50ish, fit, sophisti-
cated, experienced, easygoing,
romantic & fun. ☎ 8084
WM 42, 5’10”, brown/blue,
handsome. Likes outdoors,
romantic dinners, funny movies,
quiet evenings. Seeks romantic
older female, very voluptuous,
tall, large, funny, pretty. Be real,
be honest. ND. ☎ 8081
BEAUTIFUL & ASIAN
Regular guy who is very attracted
to Asian women and always see
you but is intimidated by our dif-
ferences that may not be so.
Show me your beauty. ☎ 8071
ASIAN WOMEN
I’d like to learn about our cultur-
al differences & you as a person.
If you are a student & would like
to go out & enjoy Eugene togeth-
er, call. ☎ 8069
LOVING LEO man. 50+, well-
travelled/read, musical, sensi-
tive, poetic, HWP, dark. Seeks
HWP, hippie-esque female friend
to engage in conversation, din-
ner, dance, hikes, humor & love.
No War! ☎ 8067
SWM, 48, slim, solid. Loves life!
Quirky cat-lovin’, bicycle-riding
fool. Secure in self. Looking for
good, honest woman to hang
with. ☎ 7855
HEAD-TURNER
SINGLE DAD
33, ISO earth conscious/con-
nected single mom, 29-37, for
potential LTR, playdates, hikes,
gardening, playing music, danc-
ing, or listening to the silence
when all things rest. ☎ 8066
KIND LOVING HONEST
Intelligent, attractive, younger-
looking, financially secure SWM
(61, 5’9”, 153lbs.) seeks kind
woman (any ethnicity). My inter-
est include organic gardening,
films, music, reading, dancing,
conversation, nature walks, spir-
ituality, community, ecology, sim-
ple living, Mexico vacations &
social change. ☎ 8059
START AT ONE
Are you personable & fun, non-
judgmental, tomboyish yet lady-
like, speak your mind - not just
think it, sensual & able to be my
friend too? No drama. ☎ 8056
TICKETS FOR TWO
Seeking someone special for an
evening of Swing at the Hult on
April 19th. Me: 30’s fella is a 30’s
throwback. Let’s escape to the
Swing Era for an evening. Be my
doll. ☎ 7956
WANTED: BASIC
GIRLFRIEND
For good guy, attractive too. You
be real person, casual, honest,
attractive, romantic, spiritual,
NS. I’m DWM, 60, Med ht/wt,
gray/blue, secure. Call me...
Start slow? ☎ 7955
MUTUAL RESPECT
SWM, 40, very good father, con-
siderate, reliable, smart, leftist
politics, nice smile, vasectomy, no
STDs. Enjoy reading, cooking, hik-
ing. I prefer tall, smart, inde-
pendent woman to explore an
honest relationship based on
friendship & kindness. NS. BLIND
BOX: MUTUAL RESPECT. ☎ 7939
WHERE ARE YOU?
SWM, 24, tall, soft-spoken, open-
minded. Love talking, movies &
getting to know new people. ISO
SF, 18-26, petite, ND. Friends
first. Possible LTR. ☎ 7922
NON-LOSER
MUSICIAN TYPE
36, 1/2 time daddy to Dramma,
3. Inventor/thinker/doer, Pisces,
handsome. ISO educated, talent-
ed, caring, spontaneous, goal-
oriented, strong libido, serious.
Not rich yet, but... ☎ 7915
MASSAGE, SEX?
YOUR CHOICE.
Free time, wanting good sex?
Thin girls 27-50 preferred.
Photos, massage, soft bondage,
nipple play, great sex, your
choice. Handsome, mature, in
LTR. Discreet only. Eves, week-
ends. ☎ 7898
EUGENE WOMEN
30, male, 220, attractive. brn/brn.
Summer’s almost here and I’d
like to meet someone to hang out
with & enjoy it. If more comes,
then I’m your man. ☎ 7894
LOOKING FOR MY “L”
Sometimes a gypsy, maybe a
pirate wench or trap girl. Friends
first. Fantasies later. Adventures
abundant. “Your hand in mine,
we walk the line.” ☎ 7893
DWM, 50. Metaphysical, athlet-
ic, handsome, educated, seeks F,
any race or age for politics, alter-
native healing, culture, joy, inter-
net businesses. ☎ 7864
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
(March 21-April 19): I’ve been scouring
herbal textbooks and tantric literature to find out if there’s
such a thing as a labor-intensive aphrodisiac — in other
words, a stimulus that would inspire you to work hard to
become a fantastic lover. I’m not saying your amorous skills
are inferior, Aries, just that there’s room for improvement.
The coming weeks will be an excellent time, astrologically
speaking, to apply yourself to this worthy project. And if I do
run across that labor-intensive aphrodisiac, I’ll let you know.
In the meantime, pursue the leads that your intuition pro-
vides. And remember this: The capacities that make you a
great lover have only marginally to do with physical tech-
niques and mostly to do with emotional intelligence and spir-
itual ingenuity.
imagining it. Be like Pygmalion and fall in love with your cre-
ation. Never imitate. Be a tricky, sticky tickler. No one will
ever solve the Sphinx’s precious riddle if she doesn’t know
the answer herself.”
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The astrological
tabloid, Leo diva Madonna spoke contritely about why she
published the controversial book Sex back in 1992. “I was
just being an ego-driven nutcase,” she confessed. This
admission impressed me. Everyone makes bad decisions
motivated by out-of-control egotism, but few of us have the
courage to admit it — let alone a celebrity that the press
regards as a megalomaniac. I suggest you draw inspiration
from Madonna’s example in the next few days, Leo. If you
cop to a past outbreak of unseemly arrogance, I predict
you’ll unleash magic that will ultimately spawn fresh accom-
plishments for which you can be righteously proud.
ARIES
factors coming to bear on you right now are uproarious
yet profound; they’re mischievous, intense, and catalytic.
In alignment with this spirit, I’ve composed your horo-
scope by channeling appropriate bumper sticker slogans.
Repeat the following affirmations frequently, Taurus, or
print them on pieces of paper and tape them to your back.
“Don’t follow me; I’m following my bliss.” “I’m not tense
— just terribly, terribly alert.” “I don’t suffer from insani-
ty; I enjoy every minute of it.” “I’m talking to myself —
please don’t eavesdrop.” “Don’t worry — it only seems
kinky the first time.” “Warning: I have an Attitude and I
know how to use it.”
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): How to be the best
Gemini you can be? A reader named Shimmering Elf wrote
eloquently about that topic. His words should be helpful as
you face this week’s Gemini-enhancing tests. “Be amazed
with and in awe of yourself,” Shimmering Elf began. “And try
to keep doing new things to justify your amazement and
awe. Be like the Native American heyoka who rode his horse
backward, wearing only an apron in a blizzard, with sweat
running down his chest. Talk to yourself; people can join in if
they want to. Have a large papier maché ego; redecorate it
often. Be like Grandmother Spider who created the world by
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): It’s time to go
straight to the source, Cancerian. Eliminate the middlemen
— and the middlewomen, too. Don’t believe anyone who
claims that he alone can connect you with the valuable stuff
you need. As much as possible, wean yourself from transla-
tors, agents, and brokers. And don’t worry: This won’t result
in you becoming lonely and isolated. I predict that whenever
you shed a relationship with someone who uses and exploits
you, you’ll open the way for a new link with a person who is
respectful of your gifts.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In a recent article in a British
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Famed TV producer
Sherwood Schwartz had a hand in making more than 700 TV
shows, and he co-authored theme songs for the sitcoms
“Gilligan’s Island” and “The Brady Bunch.” Every year he
collects about $60,000 in royalties for those tunes, written
so many years ago. I’d like to alert you, Virgo, to the fact that
you’re now in a phase similar to the one Schwartz was in
when he got inspired to compose those long-term money-
makers. It’s time to create a legacy for yourself.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In his book Crying: A
Natural and Cultural History of Tears, Tom Lutz asserts that
people don’t cry as much as they used to. The English of the
Victorian era, supposedly renowned for their stuffy behavior,
put us to shame with their abundant outpouring of tears. So
what’s our excuse? There’s as much, if not more, to be
mournful about nowadays; and we certainly don’t suffer
from a lack of events to spur our cathartic joy and empathy.
Would you like to volunteer to do something about the mod-
ern weeping deficit, Libra? In the coming days, you’ll have
rich opportunities to unleash tears of breakthrough and
release.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I direct your
attention, Scorpio, to Dawn Baumann Brunke’s book, Animal
Voices: Telepathic Communication in the Web of Life. There
she champions the value of communing clairvoyantly with
other species. Learning this skill is not only helpful for
becoming closer to beloved pets, she says. It can also be
useful for pest control. She gives examples of people who rid
their homes of ants and spider mites simply by striking up
telepathic conversations with them. My theory is that this
same approach can be applied to pests in human form —
especially by you in the coming week. Rev up your consider-
able mental powers, and psychically ask jerks, annoyances,
and bores to stop bugging you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
When I recorded my last music CD, a major label spent
$180,000 on my band’s recording sessions at a state-of-the-
art studio. The resulting music was exciting, but sales were
paltry due to the company’s inept marketing strategy. The
new album I’m working on with my friend George is low-tech
and self-financed, done completely on his computer in his
bedroom. The experience is humbling but exhilarating. I’m
free of my old rock star fantasies. There’s no danger of hav-
ing to deal with the alienating influences of fame, constant
travel, and the insanity of the music business. I have the
relaxing luxury of creating music just because it’s fun. I rec-
ommend that you make a comparable transition, Sagittarius.
Which of your aptitudes and inclinations would you enjoy
more if they weren’t hemmed in by unrealistic dreams,
oppressive duties, and the stultifying pressures of
careerism?
SWPM ISO SPF for XC skiing,
hiking, biking, movies at Bijou,
music (the Dead & similar). Poss.
LTR. No Republicans & best if you
aren’t one of those people who
leaves during ‘space’ segments.
☎ 7891
LASTING RELATION-
SHIP POSSIBLE
Me: Slim, nice-looking, hardwork-
ing, nice. Seek friendship, lasting
relationship w/a (under 30) sub-
missive-in-romance female who
likes feeling, acting vulnerable.
Optional: light bondage, spank-
ing, much scratches w/caresses
& naughtiness. Just friends first,
no kids please! ☎ 7888
PASSIONATE FRIEND. You
are warm, kind, open, cute,
shapely, active, tall/short, 35+,
needing me! I am kind, giving, fit,
fun, working, cute, loving, young
47. Call! ☎ 7887
SWEET DANCING MAN
Original, playful, inquisitive,
open, sensuous, fit, tall, bright,
educated, environmentally con-
scious, financially stable, 58,
likes hiking, backpacking, biking,
gardening, dancing (R&R, contra,
folk), cooking, family. Are you
similar? ☎ 7886
NATURE, HIKING, biking, XC
skiing, music, dining, wine,
Bijou... general adventuring
indoors & outdoors. SWPM: edu-
cated, witty, quirky sense of
humor. ISO 30s-40s, educated
SPF, NS. Poss. LTR. No right-
wingers. ☎ 7875
LONG HAIR, 44, 6’, honest, car-
ing, love for life, playful, loves
outdoors, gardening, walks, etc.
Seeks best friend for
love/romance, cooking, honest
open communication, great
sense of humor, possible LTR. NS.
☎ 7867
WRITER, TEACHER, passion-
ate about life & progressive
social change. Seeking woman,
40+, for laughter, conversation,
hugs, romance & more laughter.
My interests: outdoor pursuits -
hiking, biking, tide-pooling, hand-
holding & indoor pleasures -
reading aloud, cooking, cuddling.
Yours? Kids fine. ☎ 7862
GREAT CHANCE! Handsome,
single, country-estate Doc seek-
ing truly attractive, sensual, fit &
shapely female; age 40-50 for
possible LTR. Call - we’ll explore.
☎ 7857
Week of April 10
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your
horoscope this week consists of the words of poet Mary
Oliver, whose “White Pine” describes an experience analo-
gous to one you’ll soon have: “I have read that, in Africa,
when the body of an antelope, which all its life ate only
leaves and grass and drank nothing but wild water, is first
opened, the fragrance is almost too sweet, too delicate, too
beautiful to be borne. It is a moment which hunters must
pass through carefully, with concentrated and even religious
attention, if they are to reach the other side, and go on with
their individual lives.”
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): While out
on a walk, I laughed with incredulity and derision when I
spied a front yard where gorgeous poppies and tulips were
in full bloom – surrounded by an eight-foot-tall cage of chick-
en wire. Once my instinctive response subsided, I realized
there was probably a rational reason for the apparent luna-
cy, like maybe it kept the flowers from being devoured by
marauding deer. My next thought leaped to you, Aquarius. I
knew that the fortress protecting the delicate blooms was a
perfect metaphor for what you should create for yourself in
the coming week.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Feeling bereft
because of the war, I found myself longing to connect with
sources of inspiration that have fueled me over the years. I
scoured closets, shelves, and storage lockers, collecting
power objects from every period of my life. They included the
books I’ve written and C.G. Jung’s Psychology and Alchemy,
photos of my daughter and the woman I love, a painting
made for me by a friend, my favorite baseball card from
childhood, and many other treasures. In the ensuing days, I
made the freaky discovery that five other people I know had
independently felt the urge to undertake a similar gathering.
A ritual like this would be perfect for you right now, Pisces. I
suggest you assemble 22 of your most important symbols
and create a sanctuary to protect you from the world’s
chaos.
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