5!
THE FRESHEST
MILK
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GUESS WHAT'S
COOKIN'?
JUST FOR YOU...
S.
Face-off
with
Grimsley
Senn’s Drive-In Dairy
has cooked up a great
recipe for you and your
friends to enjoy. It’s
so easy to make and
uses fresh Senn’s dairy
products. It tastes great
too!
RECIPE
Illustration By
Richard Ferguson
SENN’S-sational Strawberry Smoothie
By Eric Gardner
Joe wasn't exactly a top honors
student like Mike, but he’d never
received below a C on his report card.
Wordlessly he reached into his pocket
and pulled out a slip o f paper which he
dropped in front o f Mike.
M ike unfolded the paper, glanced
over it and handed it back to Joe.
“ W hat’s this school coming to when
10 PRINT "WHY? IT S A RIPOFF!"
they give us these kinds o f grades?"
20 WHY? :G0T0 10
Joe shrugged and jammed the paper
lowly he typed the last zero on
back into his pocket. “ I'm going down
the computer keyboard and then
there right now to give him a piece o f
typed R U N . 7 S Y N T A X E R
my m ind."
ROR IN 10 flashed onto the
“ Careful, Joe, know in’ your parents,
screen and jarred Joe Beckley back into
that D is gonna give you enough
the world o f reality.
trouble."
Joe typed out his angry thoughts in
“ Yeah, yeah," Joe said. He began
abusive comic book language
walking out but stopped when he heard
@ #@ t*(%#!, G R IZ Z L Y G R IM S LE Y
a sharp computer bleep. He turned and
and then cleared the screen. He
saw the rest o f M ike’s program come
turned his machine o ff and walked
onto the screen.
along the row o f terminals. Stopping at
A D V A N C E D CHEMISTRY IS
the last terminal, he was somewhat
TO O A D V A N C E D EOR M E!
cheered to see nickel-sized letters in
“ Joe. make sure your censor edits
a lte rn a tin g red, w hite and blue
your thoughts. That Grimsley’s a mind
p r o c la im in g .
MR
G R IM S L E Y
reader,” said Mike.
S H O U L D D R IN K HIS H Y D R O
Joe nodded dejectedly and walked
C H L O R IC A C ID SO WE CAN
out o f the room.
HAVE
S O M E T H IN G
W O R TH -
Joe practiced what he was going to
W H II | l( ) D IS S I C T !
say a dozen times before he knocked on
“ You ain’t kiddin’,” Joe mumbled.
the door o f Room 107, Advanced
M ike Piers, a good friend and an
Chemistry, the cave o f Grizzly
even better brain, looked up from the
Grimsley. Joe quickly glanced around
computer. He pushed up his glasses and
the room. The pale yellow walls,
spoke. “ I he bum gave me a D on that
stained lab tables and grizzly teacher
test and a C for the quarter. Me, the
made the room known school-wide as
brain o f old M ac’ High. Why, it ’s like
the slime-pit.
flunking Shakespeare in English lit!"
S
Continued on page 14
Single serving
1 cup of Senn's fresh milk
1 cup Senn’s Award Winning Ice Cream
Vanilla or Strawberry
1/2 cup fresh strawberries
3 Ice Cubes
Put all the ingredients into a blender and mix well Now you
have made your own great tasting, “good for you" drink
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