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SANDY (O ie ) POST Thur»
Moy 21. 1981 (S m
2)
Automobile industry has yet to discover women’s dream car
T he a u to m o b ile in d u s try has not ye t co m e up w ith the
m o d e l c a r th a t w o m en w a n t
T h e y have d e sig n ed c a rs th a t a re a m p h ib io u s , c a rs
th a t re a c h 60 m ile s p e r h o u r q u ic k e r th a n th e g a ra g e
d o o r ca n open, c a rs th a t o p e ra te on m a yo n n a ise and one
th a t ru n s on fla s h lig h t batteries
B ut w h a t wom en a re w a itin g to see is a c a r th a t can
c le a n itse lf
It used to fx* a re a l m a ch o th in g to wash a c a r E a ch
w ee ke n d m en w o u ld p e rfo rm the r itu a l, m a n ife s tin g
te c h n iq u e s a n d fo s te rin g p a rtic ip a tio n w ith th e ir sons
I fie c a r was s y m b o lic o f th e ir se ll este em a n d life s ty le
II a m a n d ro v e a d ir ty , ill ke p t c a r, how w o u ld he h a n d le
h is business a f f a ir s ''
N o lx x ly c a re d if it was p a id fo r o r not, ju s t how cle a n it
was A m a n was a ssu m e d to be a g rxxl fa m ily m a n if fie
ke p t fns e a r up, ju s , as a w o m a n is ju d g e d on flow she
kept h e r house T h e c a r w as an im p o rta n t m e a s u re of a
m a n s s ta n d a rd in s ix a e ly
M en la rg e ly d ro v e the c a rs , re p a ire d th e m a n d m a m
ta m e d th e m A s ig n ific a n t jo b lik e w a sh in g th e fa m ily
v e h ic le w as s t r ic t ly m a n 's w o rk A w o m a n m ig h t in
SUPER CO UPO N
a d v e rta n tly s c ra tc h the p a in t She c o u ld n 't do ju s tic e to
tfie w h ite w a lls a n d no w o m a n c o u ld s a tis fa c to r ily w a x
a n d sh in e an a uto
Besides, it ju st d id n 't lix ik rig h t 30 o r 40 y e a rs ago fo r
the w ife to fx* hosing dow n the c a r
It had a lw a y s been s ix 'ia lly d e m e a n in g fo r a w o m a n to
be seen s lo p p in g a ro u n d w ith a b u cke t am , sponge unless
it w as on h e r k itc h e n flo o r She was in tru d in g in to a
m a le 's w o rld by ju s , in s in u a tin g th a t she c o u ld w ash the
c a r b e tte r
I hey w e re b ra ze n w om en , fx tld enough to srxm be
u p s e ttin g th e peace in c a rd ro o m s and s m o k in g in
re s ta u ra n ts , n k n o w in g ly , these w o m en w e re th e hum
file fie g in n m g o f a re v o lu tio n
W om en h a v e fo u g h t h x tlh and n a il o v e r the te a r s to
f x t ’o m e e q u a l w ith m en . and lik e the c o m m e rc ia l says,
" y o u 'v e c o m e a long w a y , b aby "
lo d a y , n o lx x ly hats an eye w hen a w o m a n w re s tlin g
w ith HR» fee, of hose a nd a v a c u u m c le a n e r y e lls
o b s c e n itie s at h e r hu sb an d to stop w a tc h in g the fix itb a ll
g a m e and h e lp h e r w a sh the c a r H usbands d o n ', li l t a
fin g e r to stop a w filin g w ife fro m c le a n in g th e van. boa,
and c o m p a n y c a r it th a t's w h a t she w a n ts to do to ex
press h e rs e lf
In g e n e ra l, s o c ie ty has found ju ic ie r th in g s to ta lk
ab o ut th a n d a m an o r w o m a n rid e s a ro u n d in a d ir ty
car
T he a u to m a tic c a r wash was in v e n te d fo r the speedy
once o v e r T h is if fin e fo r the m ild ly d u s ty c a r. bu, fo r
th e c a r co m p o u n d e d by road ta r, m u d a n d tre e sap. i t ’s a
w a ste of m on e y When tfie d r iv e r c a n ', see out the re a r
view m ir r o r because the lit t e r in the c a r is b lix 'k in g h e r
v is io n , th e n it is also tim e to cle a n out the in te r io r , a jo b
m»t in c lu d e d in te p ric e of a sfx*edy w ash
I he do it y o u rs e lf w ash is s im ila r to w a s h in g the c a r
at hom e, f»ut it has a few e x tra s T he w ife d<x*s not h a ve
to lis te n to an yo ne te llin g her she m isse d a spot T he
w a te r fa u c e ts a re close at hand, e lim in a tin g the 1 no y a rd
dasfi to shut o ff the hose
Bu, the best th in g is the h ig h p o w e re d v a c u u m c le a n e r
a b le to suck up tw o inch g ra v e l, p la s tic sprxtns. p a p e r
cups a nd socks lost fro m tr ip s to the la u n d ro m a t A
w e e k's s u p p ly of c ig a re tte b u tts is gone in a second, seat
fxdts va n ish b e fo re y o u r eyes and a to d d le r's b o ttle can
be wean<*d in an in s ta n t
One of those v a c u u m nozzles in the hands o, a
lib e ra te d w o m a n co u ld a lm o s t be a w eapon I, c o u ld
have lim itle s s p o s s ib ilitie s
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