Thursday, July ii, 1963 (Sec n The Sandy (Ore.) Post
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By JOE KIEFER
I suppose Id
better get a
going and get this column in
on my deadline.
This time of the year there
are so many things to do
around a home.
Water the garden, pull out
the weeds, paint this, paint
that!
Honest, folks. I'm as busy
these days as a one-armed
paper hanger.
But the presses roll on and
this columnist must have some
thing for his readers and my
boss
you know, the guy
who sits in a leopard skin of
fice and signs my pay check.
Did you ever see the statue
of the Thinker?
They had a contest once at
an eastern college to find out
what he was thinking about.
The winning answer was,
Now where in the devil did
I leave my clothes?’’
By the way do you know
what a walkie - talkie is?
Two women on a stroll.
''Grizzly Ike"
Elmer Han
son
tells a story.
If you crossed an alligator
and an abalone what would
you have?
A crock of baloney.
Fine Old Hayseed
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HONDA OF GRESHAM
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It wasn't nice of a certain
guy to call John Mills an old
rube He is a fine old hayseed!
"Hi, John.”
Recently 200 young men un
der a youth program started
to work at the Ox Bow Park
on the Gandy river.
I would like to see this pro
gram be put in effect strong
ly in our National Forests and
Parks.
We have billions of dollars to
try and put a man on the
moon.
Perhaps, as they say, it’s a
must.
To me it's plain silly.
We never have the money for
a raise to our teachers or can
afford a real scholarship to a
brilliant student. We can’t af
ford new medical
schools
and research centers.
But some day and soon a
strong Federal Youth Program
must be set up.
In the year of 1970 millions
of our young people shall be
seeking work.
Do you think they will find
it. I doubt it.
It's vacation time again. How
about visiting the Oregon
Caves.
You'll really be in a hole.
Fishing Relaxes
There is something about go
ing fishing — it helps you
relax and put your worries
aside.
You wash your soul with
pure mountain air, enjoy the
rush of a flowing stream and
this new
the glisten of sun on blue wat
ers
When you're full up of all
the responsibilities of the busi
ness world go reflect on a
stretch of forest, the ocean or
the mountains in their manif
estation of the Maker.
It soothes troubles, shames
our wickedness and inspires an
esteem for our fellow man.
Take a boy, any boy, fis-
ing some time with you.
Wa’na bet you don’t have
fun?
It's a funny world!
Why is fishing on the Rhine
river better on the American
side than on the Russian side?
You want to know?
Why, the poor fish are afraid
to open their mouths.
I'm saying hello to Rodger
Eddy and hoping he isn't work
ing too hard these days.
Hal Dudley is now our of
ficial postmaster at Rhododen
dron.
Dave and Nell Howe were
having dinner at the Alpine
Hut on Father’s Day. I won
der if our Nell paid the tab.
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Group No. 2
Smart Move
Benny Dolp is working for
the Forest Service over at
Bear Springs.
A smart move, my lad. You
shall gain practical experience
in as much as you intend to
make forestry your lifes work.
Seen on our highway:
A little burro at the old Fish
er farm.
The new paint job on the
Hoodlands Valley sign.
I sure enjoy my fan mail. A
card from Gaston reading,
"Hard Luck for Joe.” Joe saw
the train but didn’t stop.
They dragged his flivver to
the shop.
It only took a week or two
to make the car as good as
new; but through they hunted
high and low, they found no
extra parts for Joe.
Signed—you guess.
I did. How are you Lorena?
Another came from my love
ly friend, Mrs. Alice Scales,
telling me she reads my col
umn every week and how much
she enjoys it.
Thank you, sweetheart.
To Mrs. Webber of Hermis
ton:
It's true I wrote in one of
my previous columns about Al
ice being a fine old lady which
she is.
Time rolls on you know.
I have a very close friend
up here in our mountains who
calls me the old man and he
isn’t far from wrong.
But I'm happy you enjoy my
scribbling.
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What a surprise when I
meet our Elizabeth at the San
dy Food Center!
I told her how much I miss
her column, "The Sandy Par
ty Line.”
I’m sure we all are look
ing forward to see and read
it soon.
You know, my biscuit burn
er gave me a pat on the back
the other day; she did it with
her foot and her aim was a
little low, too.
Thanking you, the people
who keep our mountain paper
going and read all the chat
ter we columnists throw at
yon.
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Timber Sold
Mt. Hood National Forest
sold 231 million board feet of
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a total value of $5,830,616. Ap
proximately 33 million board
feet was blowdown timber,
much of which resulted from
windstorms after the famous
Oct. 12 storm.
Approximately 97.5 million
feet of timber will be advertis
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period to complete the Mt.
Hood annual sale program. The
total volume to be »old dur
ing C. Y. 1963 will be very
close to the new annual allow
able cut of 330 million board
feet.
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