■■NM 6 ■i The Sandy (Ore.) Post Thursday, May 16, 1963 (Sec. 1) Up and Down the Mountain By JOE KIEFER Drip, drip, drip another rainy tion, "How do you stand on Sunday morning. whiskey?” Well, if Ive had Though I have enough jobs enough I don’t. I zig when I around this old tepee to keep should zag. me as busy as a one - armed It looks like old Paul Buny- paper hanger I must ham- un has been around with his mer out this column. big axe at the Zig Zag Park I often wonder how many and cabins. How much a cord, people read the Sandy Post. Birdie? Really I’d like to know. Landscaping Liked Who is your favorite column I like the landscaping in ist? Perhaps, all in fun, we front of our new real estate should have some sort of a office. “Mt. Hood Property.” contest to see. Nice work, Keith. I wish more As for myself I’m not in people would take time to clean the same class as Nell, Gra up and plant a flower or a shrub. cie, and Audrey. These little gals are real news hawks. But Pop Jim Rieck is hoping lit if it wasn’t for them how would tle Kent will hurry up and I know what the heck is go grow so he can take him on ing on. a pack trip. It couldn't have happened to It looks like I'm losing a bet a finer fellow than Halford to a pretty girl, Miss Jean A Dudley who was nominated Stewart of Dover. I'm a good to be postmaster at Rhododen loser, Jean, but keep the star dron by President Kennedy. dust out of your eyes or you’ll Congratulations, Hal. land in a kitchen, instead of a Advice For Bridegroom classroom. So Bill Richardson has join The scars of the Little ed the ranks of us poor mar- World’s Fair still remain to be ried men. seen in Damascus. I wonder if he has a good But little by little some one car for sale traded in by a is getting the place cleaned former young bachelor with up. low mileage because it was What ever happened to Gar used for parking only. land Wiley? I liked the fellow. Now Chester, some advice The last time I went fish from the old pro. ing I hooked a big trout in Still creek. Be the boss at all times. Never get henpecked and do Just as I was ready to land the dishes. him he fell back into the creek. Insist that she never burns I said, “Oh damn and double the biscuits. damn this isn’t my day.” If she does, you can always Bear Story get a divorce at Reno for two- Clyde Shaver tells a story and-a-half books. about a Texan who went hunt ing Kodiak bear in Alaska. Anyhow, a lot of happiness and good luck, kids. He told his two guides to re I’m saying hello to Mrs. main in camp while he, with Francis Cantril and wondering out a gun, would go out and get a big one. if your dreams, ever take you back to the Rockies and beau They said, “You’re nuts. It’s tiful Mt. Massive. suicide! The Kodiak is a There is a fine old lady in tough hombre, but go ahead Sandy I admire, one who has we will remain here in the cabin playing pinochle.” been a friend of mine for The Texan wasn't gone years, one who always calls a spade a spade. long before the guides heard frantic shouts for help. Mrs. Alice Scales, I’m proud Opening the cabins door the to know you and to be num- Texan rushed in with a big beretl among your many Kodiak on his heels. friends. As he took a header through Thanks honey for reading the window he said, my column. All right, fellows, there he I’m curious to know if my is. You skin him. I’ll go get boss lady Dorothy Gillard has another one.” noticed anything different What a good laugh Skook- about my writing these days. um Bartley, Ed Phillips and, Aw please, Dorothy, just one poem. myself bad over Clyde's yarn Darn, I promised Lige Coal Norman Congratulated man a story about Wild Bill Congratulations to Norman Next time, Lige. Fox — you old hot - shot Chops Burned, Too news writer, keep up the good work After my little darling burn ed the pork chops she is now Jim Henry is always happy a chop burner and a biscuit to hear from brother Jerry. burner. Especially when the phone But after getting ink stains call comes colle.t from New Mexico. on her new table cloth while writing this column — I have Like they say, Jim, you can’t wife with gun will travel. take your loot with you. Mohammed say; "Confucius I have been asked this ques- write too much." I haven't heated much from LIFE INNUBANt E that ß li y, Confucius, these Family'Pernuani* H ml th Protection days. F. J. “Beck” So with this it’s so-long. MO ¿flic Mo ¿ «tut Rine Kry Taps Wo Obliguflon M;THE\ i DO YOU Need Stereo? Go where Hi-Fi is a Specialty . . . not a sideline . . Call or See AUDIO-CRAFT 11908 NE Halsey AL 3-6512 Phillip Berhard of Sandy is one of 17 Oregon State univer sity juniors picked for 1963-64 membership in Blue Key, sen ior men’s service - hon o r group. Blue Key is considered top campus recognition for leader- ship in student affairs and service to the institution. Bernard is majoring in the School of Science. Elis h o in e address is Kt 2, Box 49A MODERN MERCER HOME MAKERS No 3 Jennie Welch Talks At Woman's Club Mrs. Jennie Welch brought some of her prettiest antiques to the Sandy Woman’s club meeting earlier this month Ir a talk on antique glass she stressed the fact that collecting glass can be profitable as well as pleasurable, but urged her listeners to beware of fakes. "Don’t buy if you are in doubt as to the authenticity of the glass,” was her advice. She also suggested choosing one pattern and sticking with it, as it is difficult to become expert on a variety of antique pat terns. She noted that genuine nineteenth century glass gives out a lovely, bell-like tone when tapped. Among the items Mrs. Welch brought to the meeting were cranberry, amber, forget-me- not, opalescent and milk glass pieces. She also showed a beau tiful old black lace shawl and two tiny parasols of a hundred years ago. Following her talk on an tiques, Mrs. Welch read a short paper on the early history of the vicinity, stressing the fine work of the Forest Service in marking the old trails and roads. Woman's Club officers were elected for the coming year, with Mrs. Evelyn Anderson as president; Mrs. Helen Tharp, vice president; Mrs. Caroline Duff, secretary, and Mrs. Arlie Hall, treasurer. Elected to be trustees were Mrs. Madeline Water Outlook Improves Here SANDY KIWANIS CLUB By AI. MORNER Knapp. Mrs. Caroline Frazier, Mrs. Joyce Bignail, with Mrs. Augusta Bruns as historian. A springtime yellow accented the color scheme of decorations for the occasion, with masses of daffodils and jonquils add ing their loveliness to the de cor. The dessert luncheon was served by hostesses Pansy In man, Marie Thomas, Eunice Barnum and Lillian Ten Eyck. Open faced sandwiches and lemon pie were enjoyed by the group. Mrs. Edna Hall presided over the business meeting, as both Mrs. Sara Berger, president, and Mrs. Evelyn Anderson, vice president, were unable to be present. Service Lines ... MARINE PROMOTED Marine Lance Corporal Jim mie F. Robertson, son of Mrs. John Duke of Boring, was pro moted to the present rank, while serving with the Third Amphibian Tractor Battalion at Camp Pendleton, Calif. CAMBELL TRAINS Victor D. Campbell, airman, USN, son of Mr. and Mrs. Jesse W. Campbell of Rt. 2, Sandy, is engaged in underway training aboard the attack air craft carrier USS Shangri-La at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. A1 Gantenbein was program chairman for the week, and in troduced his nephew Douglas Brenneke, who played three difficult piano numbers and proved himself a master at the keyboard. Doug is a junior at Madison high school in Portland and en- joys playing the piano. The numbers he selected were "Maleguena,” Dizzy Fingers,” Autumn Leaves,” and all were played with ability reminiscent of Roger Williams. Banquet Planned Prior to the entertainment, plans were made for the Ki- wanis “Father and Son” ban quet which is to be held at the Sandy high school cafetorium at 6:30 p.m. Saturday, May 18. This is the annual Kiwanis dinner in honor of the high school athletes and their fath ers. Rules on this occasion are that the athletes must have par ticipated on the varsity squad of one of the following sports: football, basketball, baseball, track and wrestling. All ath letes of the varsity squads of these sports and their fathers are cordially invited to attend this banquet as guest of Sandy Kiwanis. The speaker for this occasion will be Johnny Carpenter of KOIN. Johnny’s sport news on KOIN has been enjoyed by everyone of the area, and we hope with this fine program to have a good turn out. Master of ceremonies for this banquet will be Bob Woodward, athlet ic director at Sandy union high. It is estimated that there will be approximately 70 athletes with their fathers, the coaches, Kiwanis members and their sons which should make a total of 175 people. Quartets Sing Further items on the program include the Kiwanis Quartet, with Tom Lewis, Zel Gernhart, Howard Berger and Ganten- bein. They will compete against the high school quartet. This Thursday night Sandy Kiwanis will leave by bus from the church annex on the corner of Strauss and Loop Highway at 5:45 p.m., May 16. for an in terclub meeting with Oregon City. The Oregon City club is celebrating its 40th anniver sary as a Kiwanis Club and the meetihg is being held at the Anchorage restaurant in Port land. Th-. water supply outlook for this area has improved during the past month, according to a preliminary data report from the U.S. Geological Survey. A series of cool, wet storms added a surprising amount of snow to the higher elevations along the ridge of the Cas cades and indicated raises in stream flow forecasts. Water content of the snow pack increased generously at high elevations. On April 1, snow measurements were only 20 per cent of average. Mea surements taken about May 1 indicate an increase to 39 per cent of the 1943-57 average. Even with this good increase the snowpa k is only 64 per cent of last year on May 1 and well below the May 1 aver- age. Above average precipitation during April primed the soil to near capacity. Watershed soils were in good condition to shed rain and s nowmelt to stream flow. 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