THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1953
Nell's N o te s ... Sandy Grade Team
And once again I ask you Tops Unbeaten ‘S j
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'w hat a re you doing to make the
world brighter and better this
lovely day—Have you seen VIR
GINIA SEAL’S pictures of
Doodle-bug | | | t ’MRS. HAROLD
KELLEY called here on a sad
mission from ’W ashington, D. C.
—VIRGIL WATERMAN h as re
turned to these hills he loves
so well—IRMA BARTLEY plan
ning a busy day in the busy city
— MRS CHARLES SHOBLOM
very ill — ’M ARION BARTLEY
home w ith th e flu—BESS ROG-
AN’S sotto voice 'being overheard
amid gales of laughter—AGGlE
BARKER getting IRENE PET
RIE all confused by showing up
at the Pow-Wow luncheon —
BOB SMITH enjoying his Val
entine — California here they
come for a brief visit, th a t is
th e G. G. BROWNS who have
been making th eir home with
the; PRANKS th is p ast winter—
MRS. WILLIAM DRIPS home
from Lowa and BILL DRIPS
back from Corvallis w here he
lectured and from Eugene where
ihe visited his son.
DR. NOEHREN hurrying to
the dentist only to find h e was
i one day late fo r his appointment
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J. S. “Jack” Greenwood
D istributor
Wemme, Oregon
Phone
Rhododendron 462
Phone
Sandy 171
U N D t CATCHALL
PROFESSIONAL
DIRECTORY
Dr. H. A= Schneider
By Martin Clark
By David Winchester
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D E N T IS T
The Sandy grade school bas
T TTTS N O T E CAME IN THE MAIL last week: “Might be
— Phones —
ketball team pulled out of a two
Office
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- Residence 6x2
interesting
reading
for
Sandy
Post
Catchall
readers.
g a m e losing slump Friday!
SANDY, OREGON
know,
and
Ivan
Barker
never
fells,
of
one
trip
he
m
ade
hack
to
night and topped ah undefeated!
Molalla f i v e 29 to 25.
| his navy base during World W ar IL He had made a trip ome
D r. Wm. M. Grashorn
Sammy Grey racked up 101 to visit Maw and the twins, Doug and Dan. He caught a tram this
points white Mick Lawson ac time from Portland instead, of a plane, so he could catch up on
D entist
some shuteye. So Ivan crawled as deep as he could in his navy
counted for nine.
Phone 831
The Sandy girls, w ith th r e e ’ pea coat, his head pillowed on the soft p a rt of the window le ge, Koch Bldg.
Sandy
regular players out of th e line and slept the sleep of the ju s t until he was awakened by a severe
up, w ent on to win 38 to H . pain and a dead weight on his outermost side and shoulder.
They have only to win from
W alter A. Noehren, M. D.
“On awakening and sitting up he beheld the m ost beautiful
Canby oh th e home floor Friday call her w hat you will, Ivan would never give out—anyway, she
PHYSICIAN And SURGEON
a t 2 pan. to clinch th e league
Was curved where she should curve and bulged where she s
championship and the trophy.
Main Street
Sandy, Oregon
bulge, and w ith such a rude awakening was a little shaky and
—MRS. C. FABRI to N orth B end, amrirmy.
"She informed- Ivan th at it was quite alright as she was on
to b e a 'few days with, h e r hus-J
band whose boat leaves for Ko- [ her way to Seattle to be married the n e s t day. So Gob Barker,
rea th is week—PAPA FRA N K S always the gentleman with the ladies, assured, h er th a t everything
ju st busting w ith pride over his was quite alright as he had been m arried thirteen years alre y .
n e w cow. ADA the AYRSHIRE And »Law Barker, trusting wife th a t she is, still believes him.
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better look to h er laurels —
You don't know w hat gems you’re missing when you don’t
GRACE MET IE R visiting in
Portland — The CLYDE SAUN reed some of these 4-H reports th e 4-H kids send in. Here s an
DERS are returning home a fter excerpt from one th a t appeared in The P ost a week or so ago.
a visit in th e south.
“The Sandy Woodchucks are on their best projects new. On
February 11 th e popa woodchuck got lost in George Meeker s
•God has endowed man w ith in
alienable rights, among which blueberry patch so the young woodchucks chucked wood w ithout
are self-government, reason, and him.
“After the meeting was called to order b y President Marvin
conscience.
Eddy
Farm er w e sang nearly all th e songs in th e 4-H book. We liked
“How Do You Do” so well th a t w e sang i t to every m em ber
present- and fo r Mr. Meeker who wasn’t present.” See w hat
you’ve been missing?
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HOW’S THAT AGAIN? Marion F oust of W est Coast Tele
phone was locked out of her apartm ent one night and, get this,
bad to get a key from dim Kohnen . . . . B et I never DO get
Gresham, now.
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George Beers, th e earth merchant, tells m e th a t in the old
days a stranger came through Sandy looking fo r a healthy locality
to settle in.
“This is th e healthiest place in th e world,” said George.
“Where’s your cemetery?” asked th e fellow.
“We don’t have any cemetery,” explained George, “I ’ve been
here all m y life and we had only one death in th a t ‘time.”
“Who w as th at?” who’ed th e stranger.
“The doctor,” said George, “h e starved to death.”
George swears that’s the w ay i t happened, w ord fo r word.
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Speaking of th e longevity of Sandyites, how about sending
in or phoning in your nomination for Hie liveliest youngster over
D of either' sex living in the Sandy-Mt. Hood area?
Phone Sandy 181
C. T. HENDERSON
CHIROPRACTIC PHYSICIAN
Office H ours:
10 A. M to 5 P.M.
Evenings by Appointment
Phone 971
Sandy, Oregon
E LT O N B. LEAVITT, M.D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office Hours
18 A.M. to 5 P.M .
Daily Except Sunday
Phones: Office QLL, Res, 461
Main S treet
Sandy, Oregon
W. J . GARDNER, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
807 E. Powell Blvd., Gresham
Phone G resham 3840
Portland Lincoln 3717
Charles H. Caristrom , D.O,
O steopath
Physician & Surgeon
Koch Building
Sandy, Oregon
Phone Sandy 851
ELECTRIC
MASSAGE
CABINET BATHS
B. H Herndon
Phone Gr. 5389
DR. PERCY A. POWERS
DR. D. H. HOLTZHETMER
DR. R. P. BRIMBLE
Gresham V eterinary Chute
L arge and Small Animal Surgery
and Disease Control
Artificial Insemination—Cattle
Wonder if Model is really going to m arry Junior?
520 N. W. Division
Gresham, Oregon
NEVER. LET IT BE SAID the P o st staff is not always there. Phone 291
Florence MeGlade tells m e th a t Millie—pardon me, Mildred—
DR. JOE JM. ONCBI
Stew art, our esteemed bookkeeper, w as over a t th e post office
OPTOMETRIST
{that’s the federal post office) one day and thought she would
Open 9 A.M. to 6 P .M .
save th e busy postal clerks a little tim e by weighing h er own
Evenings By Appointment
package. She w as busily balancing th e scales getting nowhere Phone 3414
593 E. Powell
1 Block E ast of Hood Theater
fa s t when Florence name over and stood watching her.
G resham
“What’re you doing, Mildred?” asks Florence.
Residence Phone 9165
“Trying to weigh a package,” says MIRie.
“It m ight help,” says helpful Florence, “if you p u t th e pack
age on the scales, M ildred”
Uh huh, Millie w as 'still holding i t in her left hand.
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SANDY SIGHTEMS: Helen Loundree, w ith offspring, in the
Sandy drug bemoaning Die toss of file family auto now that
BRENTO N VEDDER
bubble Junior has gone to building houses. Third grade Judy and
And Associate
pre-school L arry couldn’t be bothered less . . . H arry Reed’s
JOHN
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tonsorial salon (barbershop to you, Med—Buster) getting a new
trim of its own, fresh green paint . . . Dr. Harvey Schneider say- INSURANCE-NOTARY PUBLIC
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, ing he’ll get a breather fo r the first tim e in five years- . . . Finally
caught “Bend of the River” a t long last and whum should plank
Phone 102
himself down in file next seat b u t THE C arl The Hoffner and
Box
51,
Sandy, Oregon
; th a t good-Iookmg blond, his spouse. Some beautiful shots of Bit.
Hood and other Oregon country, but- after two hours of shootin’
and killin' injuns and no-good white trash w as plumb w ore o u t
Remember th a t scene where Jimm ie Stew art saves this guy
Publie Accountant
i Kennedy from being strung up? The one th a t w as described in
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' such minute detail in a Catchall column last sum mer. We spent
Walrad Ins. Bldg.
r a whole afternoon watching them shoot th a t scene, and if I’d
Phone Sandy 861
i blinked I’d have missed it in the film.
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SERVICES
“Y ea. th is is th e w a v
You see, my gir! friend Gladice (who’s ready not dumb
a t all—ju st likes to act) . . . .
“Anyway, Gladice finally got around to reading
a January 1 newspaper the firs t p a rt of F e b ru a ry . . .
happened to notice th a t according to the ridiculous
code of ethics set up by the W.C.H.U. (Women’s Catch
Husbands Union) she was allowed to poll, push o r carry
me up on the alta r. If she w anted to (which she did),
and if she could (oh B rother!).
$£Wy
Wx/77Al£
Thomas W. Allen
Shallow & Deep Well
“Then Valentine’s Day came along. She was per
sistent. I w as steadfast. She w as still persistent.
I was still single. I decided to go hunting (short fo r
get ont of town—nothing to hu n t these days, anyway).
Took my “car” and headed east. Broke down ju st this
side "of Rhododendron.
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“Well up pulls Gladice in the nicest lookin’
and n a m in ’ ’38 Dodge Fve ever seen. W here’d
you get the ear, Isa y s? Same place you’re going
to get ours fo r the honeymoon, she says. Well
I w anted a ride back to town, so I didn’t say
anything. Back she drives to Gresham. Thills
up in fro n t o f th a t big Used C ar Lot a t 247 E a st
Powell. Hops out and opens my door fo r me.
Before I know it Fm sitting in a ’48 Plymouth.
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“ ‘This is a Gordon Sw an car,’ she says, ‘2,300 miles, clean
inside and out, and it’ll take you past Rhododendron w ithout
any stra in a t all, and Swan will give you 8650 fo r your ear
on a trade-in, B ut Gordon and I made a d e a l
only if . . . . you know w hat!’
“Well, now you know. Yea,
th a t’s me standin’ up a t the fop
there, and thaFs Gladice, too.
Been about a week now since the
picture was taken. M arriage
isn’t bad a t all, and th a t Plymouth
is a honey. Ah, Salesmanship.”
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