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was placed and the house was
completely destroyed.
BORING—The Boring volunteer . . Thedepartment answered a call
fire department answered a call I at the residence of Bob Rolli’s on
on Jply 15th at the McDowell res- July 17. The department made
idence in Barton. The fire was a ■ “good stop,” preventing its de-
too far advanced before the call I struction.
Saves R olli Home
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I once knew a fellow by the
name of Faddefunk Fanning, who
spent two hours every Sunday
afternoon'looking at his bare feet
and watching his’ toes wiggle.
Nobody knew why Faddefunk
liked to watch his toeg. wiggling
—not even Faddefunk ’himself.
Some of his neighbors thought
Faddefunk made a hobby of feet
because when he sat down and
put his legs on the porch railing
it was the only time during the
day that he could see his feet.
Some people insisted that Fad
defunk was feeling sorry for his
feet. Faddefunk was a cop, who
measured a little over 62 inches
north and south and. six foot four
from the visor of his cap to the
leather-bound cuff of his pants. A
lot of folks felt Faddefunk had the
right to feel sorry for his feet
because they carried 375 pounds,
of policeman, a gun,, a club and
a silver badge around the cobble
stone streets of Presserville, Del
aware, for 12 hours every day.
It wasn’t long before' Fadde-
funk’s feet became a . symbol of
efficient city government fof all
right - thinking taxpayers. They
figured they got their money’s
worth out of Faddefunk’s feet as
long as he had to spend his Sun
day watching them caressing the.
porch railing.
Everything went fine until-Mrs.
Fanning, Faddefunk’s wife, be
gan casting longing glances1 at a
-membership in the. Presserville
Wednesday Afternoon Club for
Cultured Ladies. Mrs. Fanning
knew that the odds were against
her being accepted for member
ship in the PWACFQL because
.the president was the wife of a
politician — and all politician’s
wives are afraid of the law en
forcers.
Besides that, the vice-president
■was the second party on Mrs. Fan
ning’s two-party line and to top
everything else off, the word had
spread throughout the ladies that
Mrs. Fanning had a strange liking
for sauerkraut and bock,beer. But
rail this made Mrs. Fanning, the-
more determined to share malice
with the ladies and so she set
about building her reputation.
She gave up cussing at the dog
wh0n the windows were,, .open,
stopped bringing sauerkraut ■ to
pot-luck dinners and began .to'
chew a handful of cloves when
ever she killed a quart of bock.
Then she began jumping on Fad
defunk and made him star,t build
ing a Campaign for the next, city
election when Presserville would
choose a mayor.
Among the many of- Fadde
funk’s little pleasures that sud
denly became targets for Mrs.
Fanning’s culture- drive was' Fad
defunk’s Sunday afternoon of
foot-watching.
Instead of getting better, how
ever, things got worse.
The ladies of the Presserville
Wednesday Afternoon Club for
Cultured Ladies got mad at Mrs.
Fanning for depriving them of a
topic for gossip. Mrs. Fanning’s'
cabbage patch went to pot for
lack of tending, the mayor (got
mad at Faddefunk for trying to
take his job from him, and Fad
defunk began to develop a fine
case of blisters on his feet.
Faddefunk himself, became a
changed man; He no longer step
ped out into the street on Mon'day
morning gaily swinging his night
stick. He started to give out tick
ets to people just for a chance to
stop walking; and he began to
lose weight—mostly, because' he
took up golf so he could talk
politics with the boys.
It wasn’t long before the city
budget of Presserville became so
overbalanced because .of-the fines
Faddefunk was bringing, in, that
the city fathers began thinking
seriously of having to declare a
dividend.
Spooners who once spent sum
By Mrs. Harry B. Calvert
mer evenings watching the moon
BORING—Mr. and Mrs. Bert
trickle through the city park
bushes began to take their busi Garrison were hosts to dinner
ness to a roadhouse near Pres- I guests on Sunday. Included in the
serville’s rival town, and drivers group were Mr. and Mrs. Harold
started burning out clutches try Godfrey, their son, Harold and
ing to go slow enough to suit daughter, Harriet, of Portland,
and Mr. and Mrs. John Mackey
Faddefunk.
The mayor of Presserville;. who and children, Dorothy and Jimmie
had been looking for- art excuse of Chico, California.
. ,
for firing'-Faddefunk, found it
Mrs. Ada Dugger and Mrs. Ray
when' the town’s cop slipped up Naas attended a bridal shower at
and gave the mayor’s son a ticket -the home of Mrs. Fred AitWrtsser'
for. going, around corners bn two on Saturday night, The . shower
wheels;
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was given in honor of Mrs, AIL
So Faddefunk turned in his wasser’s niece, Miss Jean Wagner
badge, left his wife to battle-- it of Portland.
out ivith the Presserville Wednes The Boring , fire - department
day Afternoon Club for .Cul ladies auxiliary held an informal
tured Ladies and the bock beer meeting on July 14 on the aerial
and sauerkraut and took a job patio of Mrs. A1 Valberg. Refresh
Walking mail-routes checking ments were served by a commit
numbers on the boxes. Fadde tee of two: Mrs.. Hetzel Colt and
funk also bought himself a front Mrs. Albert Valberg. •
porch railing on which he. could
A birthday picnic party , honor
put his bare feet of a Sunday
ing
Mrs. Glen. Dallas of Portland
afternoon.
Mrs. Fanning took over the job was held Wednesday evening at
left vacant when Faddefunk was3 Blue Lake. Among those offering
fired, started heckling the vice- their good wishes were Mr. and
president of the Presserville Mrs. Glen Munger and family,
Wednesday Afternoon Club for Mr. and Mrs. Harold Godfrey and
Cultured ladies over her two- family, Glen Dallas and family,
party telephone system, and Mrs. Ada Dugger, Mrs. May Naas,
formed a rival club to the PWA Mrs. Minnie Wallace, Mr. and
CFCL—T he, Presserville Sunday Mrs. J. Kaston, Lawrence Lund
Afternoon FootvVatchers'Club for and Mt- anb Mrs. Ray Naas and
Near Stout Ladies and served family. . . ' '
Mrs. May W right is now recu
bock beer and Sauerkraut at
perating. at the’ home of her
every, meeting'/ /
Birthday Picnic
Held at Lake
daughter, Mrs. Catherine Shaf
fer, Portland, after a short period
spent in a Portland hospital.
Lawrence Lund pitched for the
winning “A” and “A” j Tavern
baseball team on Sunday in Wood-
stock Park.
Score:
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:,A” and “A” Tavern.—.......
' The grading and seeding of
lawn has now been completed at
the new . school house.
Mr. and Mrs." Harrold .Seely
have left Boring to make their
residence in Portland. Mrs. See y
is a member of the Past Noble
Grand of the local Rebekahs; and
Mr. Seely formerly owned the
Boring Auto Service.
A bridal shower honoring Miss
Pattee Bell of Boring, was given
by Mrs. Henry Parrot at her home
in Sandy. Local residents attend
ing' were Mrs. Frank Gregson,-
Mrs. Robert Rolli, Mrs. Ray Naas
and Miss Margie Gregsón.
Boring Kids Take
Blue Lake Swim
By Mrs. Harry B. Calvert
BORING — There were thirty-
five Boring children attending the
first session of the American Red
Cross swim school at Blue Lake
park.
This two-week course is free
and children may use the school
bus which leaves the fire hall
daily at 9:15 a.m. and returns at
about 12:30 p.m.
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Rev. E. R. Jack
B eg in n in g M on'day Night; July
-through Sunday, July 31st
The evening services will begin at 7:30, I
The Church Bus will leave
Rhododendron‘at 7:00 p. m.
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Boring Family on
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By Mrs. Harry B. Calvert
BORING—Mr. and Mrs. Lyle
Buxton and son, Mark, Mr. and
Mrs. E. F. Sutton and son, Don
ald, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs.
C. E. Allen of Blair, Neb., spent
Wednesday at the coast. The
group picnicked at Cannon Beach
and took moving pictures. • -- ■
Hubert Maulding arrived in
Boring Monday. He'is now spend
ing a few days at Newport ac
companied by his wife, sort -and
daughter. They will be leaving
for a short stay in the East, prior,
to sailing for Europe where Hu
bert will be stationed with the
U.S. army. ,
Mrs. Otis Rich spent the week-'
end at Bend with her son, Clif
ford, and family.
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Families of Boring on
Northern Journies
BORING—Mr. and Mrs. Arnold
Moore spent three days-last week
at .Mt. Rainier accompanied by
Mrs. Moore’s mother, Mrs. Rose
Karlen.
Mr. and Mrs. John Karlen spent
five days at British Columbia va
cationing, accompanied by Mrs.
Karlen’s mother, Mrs. Emil
' Wiese, and her grandchild, Jerry.
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