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F lo rid a la s t sp rin g .
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w a y ,” he sa id . ‘‘E v e n on m y w a y
to 31.”
I a sk e d G r e en b e rg a b o u t v a r io u s
r ep o rts th a t h e w a s to b e tr a d e d or
so ld to th e R e d Sox.
“ I h a v e n ’t h e a r d a w ord a b ou t it ,”
h e sa id . “ D e tr o it is a g r e a t b a s e
b a ll tow n and so is B oston . W alter
B r ig g s and T o m Y a w k e y a r e both
fine o w n e r s to w o rk for. M y m a in
id e a a fte r I le a v e th e a r m y is to
p ick up w h e r e I le ft off in 1940, to
k e e p in sh a p e an d try fo r a b ig
y e a r .”
It m a y be r e c a lle d th at in 1940
th e T ig e r g u n n er b a tte d .340, blew
h im se lf to 41 h o m e ru n s an d 150
runs d r iv e n h o m e—o n e of h is g r e a t
e s t y e a r s . At th e a g e of 31 he should
b e c lo s e to h is p r im e n e x t sp r in g .
C erta in ly th e fe w m o n th s he m is s e d
from b a s e b a ll la s t s u m m e r shou ld
h a v e no slu m p in g e ffe c t upon h is
1942 p la y .
I dou bt th a t th e T ig e r s w ill e ith e r
tr a d e o r s e ll h im , c o n sid e r in g th e
f a c t th a t L ank H ank w a s on e of
th e m a in a n s w e r s to a T ig e r p en n an t
in 1940.
E v e n th e loud n o is e s th a t r is e
fr o m
so m a n y p a c k e d fo o tb a ll
sta n d s c a n ’t q u ite drow n o u t e a r ly
g o s sip arou n d th e Old S to v e at the
e d g e of th e w in ter le a g u e .
T om Y a w k e y and J o e C ronin a r e
s till sig h in g for a fe w m o r e p itc h
e rs.
W hich is lik e sig h in g fo r a
fe w m o r e m illio n s.
T he R ed S ox w e r e 20 g a m e s a w a y
fro m th e top w h en th e Y a n k e e s
p a c k e d a w a y th e p en n a n t la s t S e p
te m b e r , and th e Y a n k e e s sh ow no
s ig n s of c a v in g in , sk id d in g or d iv
in g o v e rb o a rd . Only th e a c t of ta k
in g an o th e r p en n a n t for gra n ted
c a n slo w th em d ow n , and J o e M c
C arth y is n ’t th e fe llo w to le t th at
h ap p en .
In th e m e a n w h ile , th e R ed S ox
a r e g r o w in g o ld er, y e a r b y y e a r .
J im m y F o x x , C ronin and o th er s a r e
no lo n g e r bou ndin g r o o k ie s. T h ere
a r e o th er g a p s to fill a s w e ll as
th e p itch in g , w h e r e e v e n a m illion
d o lla rs m ig h t n ot b e en ou gh .
N o rth ern g o lfe r s a r e w o n d erin g
a b o u t th e b e s t m e th o d s of b u ild in g
up a b e tter g a m e fo r n e x t y e a r ,
s in c e hop e s till sp r in g s e te r n a l in
th e golfin g b rea st.
O ne m eth o d is th e ind oor sch ool.
A n oth er can be u sed in th e h o m e
a p a r tm e n t, p r o v id e d th e r e is s p a c e
e n o u g h to s w in g a club.
T h is la tte r m eth o d c a lls for bu ild
in g up th e le ft hand and th e le ft
a r m . T h e id e a is to k eep sw in g in g
th e clu b on ly w ith th e le ft hand
on the s h a ft, th e rig h t hand out of
p la y a lto g e th e r . It w ill be s u r p r is
ing at first to le a r n how w e a k and
In e ffe c tiv e th e le ft h an d, le ft w r ist
and le ft a rm fe e l.
T h is fo rm of
e x e r c is e Is a good w a y to build up
and d e v e lo p th e w e a k e r hand and
a r m th a t shou ld p la y a big p art in
a n y c o r r e c t sw in g .
O ne c o m m o n w e a k n e ss am o n g
m o s t g o lfe r s is th e c o lla p s e o f the
le ft h a n d and w r is t b e fo r e im p a ct,
a s th e r ig h t h a n d ta k e s con trol.
R ig h t-h a n d a c tio n is im p o rta n t, but
th er e a ls o m u st b e a str o n g su p p ort
in g le ft han d and le ft s id e to k e e p
th e clu b fa c e on its p rop er lin e.
T h is s a m e brand of e x e r c is e a lso
h e lp s to In c re a se th e le ft s id e turn
— th at le ft sh o u ld er and le ft hip,
e s p e c ia lly , w h ic h a r e u su a lly left
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w ork er of th e lot. I 'v e aeen him
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b y C r a ig W ood and S a m m y S n ead
w ill c a ll for m o r e th an p a s sin g ob
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P. J O H N S O N . C O U E R
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ct l e t o n s h a r e s m y h e r d f i n e q u a l
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v a lle y .
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m e n t . in f i r s t - c l a s s c o n d i t i o n .
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c l u d e s 1 0 0 g a l. C h e r r y - B u r r e ll s t a i n
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c o v e r s , M il w a u k ie r o t a r y
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r u n n i n g o r d e r ; d e m o n s t r a t io n i f n e c
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B . J . M a h y , T r o u td a le , O r .
( N e x t to s c h o o l h o u s e .)
R E T A I L b u s i n e s s In P r i n e v i l l e , O r.,
c o n s is t in g p r in c ip a lly c f r e a d y -t o -
w e a r , d r y g o o d s a n d s h o e s . W ill s e ll
m e r c h a n d is e .* f i x t u r e s
and
s u b le t
b u i l d i n g in t h i s b o o m t o w n .
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a m a n 's p o c k e t. T h e D o lla r tu r n e d
up Its n o s e a t th e P e n n y , an d s a id
s co r n fu lly : "W hy, I a m w o rth on e
hu n d red o f y o u .”
“ Y e s," sa id th e P e n n y , “ but e v e n
a t th a t I a m a good b it b e tte r th a n
you are.
I g o e v e r y S u n d a y to
ch u r c h an d S u n d a y s ch o o l both, an d
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