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O. M. CAM PBELL
Dear Ma—
44 I t C larissa A »»., Loa A ngelo*, Calif.
Well when I first got called in the
draft I was told no soldiers wud be
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sent tfc Europe and that I w - j just
going to get a year’s training just In 300,000 fruit and nu t trees.
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case but everything I here on the v a rieties
R oses, flow ering, shade trees, oto.
radio sounds like I am not up here T ualatin V alley N u rseries. Sherw ood,
Just for flzzical kulshur. I see the Oregon.
lease-lend bill is all but past and all
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I am still wondering is if I go with
E x cellen t w ork and fa s t service. A n y
the lease.
6 or 8 exposure roll developed, I
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sp ark lin g p rin ts and one 6x7 en la rg e
Nobody in my divishun seems to m ent, (Y our c h o ic e ). 26c coin. F r e e
no what the lease-lend bill is all film m ailer w ith every order. Our
work must p lease you or m oney re
about except that it is for all aid to funded. The P ictu re M ill, B ox 511,
England short of war and the boya P ortland, Oregon,
say you can be a midget in this
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I am still getting a lot of instruck-
shuns in how to saloot and from all
the
emphassiss
put on saiooting I
gess th e re are
some people who
are so old-fash-
ened they think
this war is going
to be as polite as
the last one. I am
gradually getting used to going
around with a gun. At first this
felt very funny as all my life I was
brung up to avoid weapons.
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The life here is pretty confining as
I sed before and how I wud like a
week end auto trip to no place spe
cial! It wud also be a big kick to be
abel to talk back to people whenever
I wanted to like in sivilian life. Up
here if you talk back to anybuddy
you wind up in the gard house.
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I got reprimmandid for smoking
cigarettes while marching. The cap
tin was very sore and sed it wuz
against the rules and he sed it was
bad for my lungs also. What made
him sore was when I asked him not
to worry about my lungs but start
worrying about my feet.
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Well, mom, now I know why they
went over my teeth so carefuly in
the draft test. I
could not under
stand why the
doctors made so
much fuss about
my teeth but it is
all
clere
now
since I got some
of the beef the
army uses in beef stew. The cows
they get it from must be half ele
phant, ma. I wish Mr. Nuddson of
the defense bored wud do something
about getting sharper knifes for sol
diers.
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CON STIPA TIO N THIS MODERN W AY
• When you feel gassy, headachy, logy
due to clogged-up bowels, do aa rrulhona
do —take Feen-A-Mint at bedtime. Next
morning — thorough, comfortable relief,
helping you start the day full of your
normal energy end pep, feeling like a
million! Feen-A -M int doesn’t disturb
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F E E N -fl-M IN Tioi
Defeat Our Ills
Joy, temperance, and repose,
slam the door on the doctor’s nose.
—Longfellow.
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Watch Your
Kidneys/
H elp T h em Cleanse the Blood
o f H a rm fu l Body Waste
Your k id n eys are c on stan tly filtering
w aste m atter from th e blood stream . B u t
k id n e y s som etim es lag In their-work— do
n o t act aa N atu re intend ed— fall to re
m o v e Im purities th a t, if retained, m ay
laon th e sy ste m and u pset th e whole
d y m ach inery.
S y m p to m s m ay be nagging backache,
p ersisten t headache, a tta c k s of d izsinssa,
g e ttin g up n ig h ts, sw elling, pufiineaa
und er th e e y e s —-a feeling of nervous
a n x ie ty and lose of pep and stren gth .
O ther sign* of kidney or bladder dis
order are sometim.-R burning, sc a n ty or
to o frequent urination.
T h ere should be no d oub t th at prom pt
tre a tm en t la wiser th a n neglect. U se
D oan 's P illt. D oan ‘a h ave been winning
n ew friends for more than forty year*.
T h e y h a v e a nation -w id e reputation.
A re recom m ended by grateful p e o p le the
e o u n tr y over. A i t gowr netghtor/
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The serial, ah, how It grips 'em!
Enveloping all in its power;
If the kids ain’t in Jail when they're
fifteen
Then no thanks to the air "C hil
dren’s Hour."
—Mary Holland Gordon.
s e e
Probably whenever anything
goes wrong with Hitler he ex
claims, " I t must be something I
hate!"
JS j UHBJX.
SPREAD ON
Time Goes On
Come what may, time and the
hour runs through the roughest
day.—Shakespeare.
Cowboys and horses and rustlers,
Love and the wages of sin.
Kidnapers, death and destruction,
Maniacs, arson and gin.
We take no stock In Fiorello La
Guardia’s statement that he w ill not
run for mayor of New York again.
His auto siren is in too good shape
and his Ore helmet isn’t nearly worn
out.
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Add slm ilea: he lookrd as bat
tered as If hr had been protect
ed by the N a ils .
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"Cep-Bruth"Applicetoe
L m ake» BLACK I f AF 4 O ~ J
« O MUCH FAUTHS*
JUST A
DASH IN FKATHSRS??
Easlaved by the programs' ap
peal,
And hear of the gats and the gun
molls
And terrible mobsters who squeal.
MINUTES DIFFER
ENT FROM EITHER
OF THEIRS,SET
CLOCK AND GO TO
BED, FORGETTING
and
k K IL L !S J
LICE
there—
WHAT’S THE M ATTM , VARIED FIVE SEC"
THE CLOCK IS RIGHT, OH 04 IN IO YEARS
SHE S IT n BY HER
ARGUMENT GETTING
WATCH WHICH SHE
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T IM S S t tN A L
W e ld in g
The professor's secretary saw ■
magnificent blonde carrying some
papers enter the office smiling
sweetly.
“ Listen, you," snarled the Jealoui
secretary, “ I t you try to muscle In
on my territory I 'll plant you
among the potatoes.”
"Oh, don’t mind me,” answered
the other. " I'm only the professor's
wife.”
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verton, Oregon.
If this army life dont do nothing
else for me, mom, it will make me
appreshiate good coffee. I gess they
use tobacco leaves for coffee in the
army. The boys say the cook dont
know how to make coffee which I
gess has ben true all through the
history of armies and navies and I
dont see why the U. S. dont have a
secretary of coffee just like a secre
tary of war so a cup of java will
taste like a cup of java and not like
a hot brake smells.
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I still got that chance to Join a
tank corpse like I wrote you but dont
worry as they are still using ice
wagons for tanks and I wud look
pretty going to war in an ice wagon,
wudn't I, ma?
Well the is all for now so 1 close
with love.
Oscar.
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THE CHILDREN’S HOUR
Between the dark and the daylight.
When the night is beginning to
lower.
Comes a pause in the day’s occupa
tion
That is known as the Children's
Hour.
I see there beside the loudspeaker
The Innocent, sweet little dears
While stories of gangsters and
bump-offs
Are brought to their infantile ears.
14, P o r tla n d , O rs.
D oans P ills
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