PORT ORFORD POST.
THVBSIIAV, M AItell 24. 18X1.
“ U N EA SY
I. IE S
T H A T W E A 1 IS
THE
HEAD
A C K O W X ,»
Dat Headen Slilnee.
Ecliuse me Mr. P ost ,
Mine becket ish lost;
B ut I ’ll pay you vat it cost,
If y o u ’ll sh top pig P e th e r—
D at salm on cal her.
De peoples all agree,
D at he s a headen Shinec.
Some d in k t he m ig h t been
Mit dat nam e “ Ah S in,”
But since he w rote dat poethrv.
Now dey all begin to see,
D at his nam e ish H u n t Lee.
Und tell me, if you blease,
T lie
A s s a s s in s .
S t . F etersbuko , March 11.—
The police have arrested several
persons who were overheard de
nouncing tho dead emperor ami
applauding his m urder. Upon tho
arrest of the second assassin ho
adm itted his guilt, and on being
told that his accomplice had a.so
been arrested, 1m said that they
were ready to die at anv moment.
He inquired if the Czar was dead’
and on the police refusing to ans
wer the question,gleefully exclaim
ed. ‘‘Ah, 1 know by that we have
succeeded. Long live the people.”
The police refuse to give names
or any particulars relating to the
prisoners, and the reports current
in tho streets are mere g u e sse s.
Lhat they are nihilists is, however,
beyond doubt. Both are young
men, apparently of good birth and A n
education.
Tho news of the death of the
Czar was a fearful shock to E m
peror William.
The Czar of all the R ussians
has at last been assassinated—a fate
awaiting all despots. For over
two years E m peror Nicolas has
slept over a volcano. This has
not been w ithout a reason, and
all crowned heads may as well take
Who ish dat Frau Heloes?
warning. Nihilism in Russia is
She tries to silting like bees,
akin to socialism in Germany, and
Und to burn and frees.
the whole is somewhat akin to
I t don’t bodder me at all
Kearneyism in this country; the
V at she does m it alcohol;
latter subsiding when the object
B ut I h a v ey o o st a little fear,
sought was accomplished, to-wit,
She m ight u p set mine lag er beer.
I n d e p e n d e n t J o u r n a l, d e v o t e d .o t h e I n t e r e .t . o f t h e S o u t h e r n C onst
the revolutionizing of tho whole
D at Shipsol m it his sholly poys,
C o u n t ie . G e n e r a l i ,, a n d o f C u r r y C o u n t , P a r t ic u la r ly
fabric of State Government. The
lie should be dankful for der noise.
If
his
poys
vas
girls,
culmination of Kearneyism in
T h ey’d play m it out dat doise;
America settled certain principles
T hey’d siiteal avay, ti\ dare curls,
of law and gosped so far as Cali
Den come pack full m it shoys.
fornia was concerned. I t has taxed
D at s th e vay dey fool dem poys.
the last resources of a people un
F k it z .
«
dor an effete despotism to solve
the problem of deliverance. The
EDITORIAL NOTES AND NEW
S.
medium chosen was assassination,
D enver (Colorado) isto be light
tho most inexcusable and abhor
ent of all means of redress. Yet ed with electricity.
who can say thaWthe N ihilists were
Branch Leagues of the Anti-
wholly inexcusable? Flesh, and monopoly party have been organ
blood, and bones, cannot perpetu- ized in 22 of the States.
II . UPTON HAS JUST OPENED A
ally rule by ‘diviue rig h t.” The
Stock of
No African was recognized, by
assum ption is absurd, and the President Garfield as worthy of an
theory revolting to tho best in appointm ent in his cabinet—after
stincts of m ankind. The remedy all.
we may despiso, but the end we
Tho Clerk of the Jacksonville
confidently expect. U nder the
school d istrict drew compensation
clear light of Heaven’s avenging
during 1880 to tho am out of
justice tyranny and dogmatism
$185 00 The total receipts for
may not perpetually win.
the year foot up $1,130 38.
T H E B S r i l N D l N « IS 11,1.,.
A petition was, the other day,
The New York Herald contend- presented to tho Albany town
e d ^ h a ^ Hayes w qubjjiot, o- rath- co u n ^l, to make parents liable
^er dare not, veot tho 3 p er cent. for the depredations of hoodlums.
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Funding Rill, and gave among I t ought to be tho law everywhere.
others tho following reasons for
John M. Mottey, a form er resi
its belief:
dent Jackson county, now a con CENTENNIAL BUILDING,
I t is certainly a great deal better vict in tho Utah Penitentiary, lias
to extinguish all the m aturing six sent a bridle by mail to Jackson
per cent bonds and one hundred
P O U T O III'O H I).
millions of tho five per cent than ville to bo rallied off, which is
to do nothing and carry over the made of plaited horse hair. Wo
whole question to tho next Con glean from tho Sentinel.
gress. Besides, it would be a grave
W hat is called the Boers had
political m istakonot to allow the 3
p ercent bonds to be tested in the tlinir origin in Holland, and hence
Excellent Canc-scut and Cane
market, when a largo m ajority of the appellation, D utch Boers.
both houses has endorsed that rate These ‘"Boers” have lately gained hack Rocking ( hairs for the Low
as practicable. M atters
have
Price of $(».50.
reached suck a pass that experi some im portant advantages over
ment m ust bo tried, and the lb pu b the Eliglish in the Transvaal; and
lican party cannot afford to have tlie end is not yet.
it foreclosed by a veto. Should
NO ’ I KEARNY STREET,
it prove to bo a practicable rale The Topeka and Santa Fe Bail road
lir o iiic
fin d
N jh m * I i i I
the country will be more than sat Company has made junction with I r e n t s n i l ( J JjÍMVttfieSe
isfied with the bill; but if tho 3 per Stanford’s Southern Pacific road.
cent, bond should find no purchas 1 hat makes a through connection
YOUUC M E N
ers the forecast of the Republicans
\
1
r
HO
MAY
BE SU FFERIN G FROM
in Congress wiii be vwdicftted. to tho Pacific Coast, and lends I I
th e ( Heels of youthful foidliea ,,,.
B ut a veto preventing tho offer plausibility to tho story that tho indiseretio i, will <lo well to avail them ,
" oul<l enable theD i m ocratsto say Central Pacific intciyb'd to aban selves of lids, the g re a te st boon ever
laid at die ai., r of sulferiug Im m unity,
that the Republican party had im don their road, built by the Gov D
R. S P IN S kY will g u a ra n te e Io forfeit
posed tho needless burden upon
..-.'sid lor e v e ry easeol Sem inal W eakness
ernm
ent,
and
from
the
profits
of
the taxpayers. A veto would be
or p ri valí* disease of any kind or char-
bad finance and worse politics, which tho managers have built III ler which he und ertak es and tails to
the same remark would apply to a tho Southern Pacific, to the Gov cure. M ID D G E >A O ED MEN’.
«leb/at of tho ball by R epublican ernm ent after the same has been
T here ¡ire tunny a t tlie age of th irty to
filibustering, which would make abandoned by them.
six ty wlio are troubled w ith too frequent
the party responsible for prevent
cvaciiul ions of the bladder, often ae-
conipun ed by u slig h t nm iirtingor b u rn
ing tho easy redem ption of the
P ort Orford will ill all proba ing -ini a iio n and a w e fik e n iu g o fth e
six per cent, bonds out of the p ro
system in a m an n er the palien, eunnot
ceeds of the new three per cent. bility bo tho H arbor of Refuge acco
u n t tor. O n exam ining the u rin
which
distinction
she
is
clearly
Treasury notes .md for not lotting
ary deposits, a ropy sedim ent will often
the investing public decide w heth entitled to, although great efforts he found, and som etim es sm all particles T he P O S T jE s ta b lis h m e n t b e in g S u p p lie d
e r it wili take tlie three per cent, are being made by various selfish of album en will »opear or the i dor will
interests to rob her of it. In their be of a thin m ilki-h hue, again changing
bonds.
report to tho Secretary of War, to a dark aad torpid appeioanee, T here
W it h th o L a t e s t a n d S e a t StyJo3 o f J o b T y p o ,
are m any men who die of lids diiP iultv
Ju d g e Charles E. Forbes of Colonels Stewart, Mendell and ig n o ran t oi th e eall.se, Which is the
Northampton, Mass., late deceas (iillespio adhere to their former on(l stage of sem inal weakness. J,,-. r
V /o S o i c i t O rd o ra f o r W o r k in t h a t L in e .
selection of P o rt Orford as the will guarantee a pi rfeet cure in all such
ed, left $220,000 by will to the most suitable place, while Colonel ease-, and a healthy restoration of th e
ito urinary organs.
State to found a library, Tuft stip Williamson maintains that T rin i g en
O tlbe Hour's—P» to 4 and G to fl. Run
ulated that no m inister of religion dad is the proper location. When days from 10 to 11 a . m . Consultation
T horough exam ination and ad.
is ever to have anything to do the work will commence is not free.
definitely
known.—Jacksonville vice. Í5. ( all or address
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w ith its management or direction. Times.
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