Dayton tribune., December 05, 1928, Page 6, Image 6

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Clean Kidneys
By Drinking
Lots of Water
OUR COMIC SECTION
Take Salta to Flush Kidney* If
Bladder Bother* or
Back Hurt* •
Eating too much rich food may pro­
duce kidney trouble in some form.
My* a well-known authority, because
the acids created excite the kidney*, i
Then they become overworked, get
Sluggish, clog up and cause all sort*
of distress, porticnlarly backache and
misery in the kidney region, rheu­
matic twinges, severe headaches, acid
•tomach, constipation, torpid liver,
sleeplessness, bladder and urinary Irri­
tation.
The moment your back hurts or kid­
neys aren't acting right, or if bladder
bothers you. begin drinking lots of
good water and also get about four
ounces of Jad Salts from any good
pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys may then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid of grains and lemon
juice, combined with ¡It’d*. and has
been used for years to flush clogged
kidneys and stimulate them to activ­
ity ; also to neutralise the acids in
the system so that they no longer
Irritate, thus often relieving bladder
disorders.
Jad Salts cannot injure anyone;
makes a delightful effervescent llthla-
water drink which millions of men
and women take now and then to help
keep the kidneys and urinary organs
clean, thus often avoiding serious kid­
ney disorders.
Babies are merely little domestic
squalls that cause men to walk the
floor at night.
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The Writing
Game
THE FEATHERHEADS
Yes, Freddy Was Good
By BINO LARDNER
On thè Tree Top
riant* that perdi ou tre* top* hnv*
bei'u dlscovered lu llrlU*ti Guluiia.
They are alr piante of thè plnoep-
pie fnmliy, n Hat Jolned cactu*. ami
a yrllow orchld. and they wers fomut
on thè top of a tlg tre« growlng In s
musa flint appnrently exlsled a* a par-
aslte uiitll Ita long root* nere abiti tu
fimi thè ground.
To the Editor:
The folllu letter reed from 1 of my
admirer* lu Brasil, lud., exclaim* It-
Unfortunate Fido
self.
Rtrmigo dulie* fall to thè lot of hu-
“Dear Sir, I been reading your let ,
ter* tn the«« col*, for u good many , mane society ugeuta, and about Ilio
moa, mid find them very InterMtInt ■trangeat was thè vlslt of a l'Iltsburgli
a specially the letter* advertising | agoni to Kaat Llla-riy, l’a., for th*
that you wa* to start a »chooi of purpoie of Infosmlng a housewlfe flint
photo play wrlteing mid In thoae let­ thè proper way to senili Fido, thè pup,
ter* you give your reader* a good i waa not to dump hlm Info thè electrlu
many him* tn regards to how photo wusher and furti ou thè Julce.
play* should be wrote a* well a* a
•ample of a 5 reel photo drama. Now
For Delicate Surgery
no doubt they'* a great many |>«o
A "mlcromantpulator" Ima been in-
pie that considered lhore*elf capable vented In Germany for performlng sur»
of wrltglng photo playa but couldn’t gleni operstlons and smputationa on
afford to take none of the high pi Ice i single eoli animala, sudi a* thè mnoebn.
corre*pulldetit8 coarse* in *muo and I Thla extremely delicate ln«trum<-nt rata
would of always remained a drug In ’
operate upon Innnltealmal objects.
their office or somewhere» had you
not of camo to bat with your low
Scale» Count Content»
price Mehool.
Reale* have boon perfected to count,
•'Now what I ask I* why won’t you
be u* thoughtfull of the people that not monetary value, but the number
want* to write short stories like you I of *1111111 purl*, such a* screw* ot
wu* to the one* that wanted to write ’ bolts. In n mas*, the numlmr of ymda
for picture*. 1 have alway* feel like In n bolt of doth, or the number ot
i had a gift for wrlteing abort tic gallon* of liquid In a container.
tlon* but don't know nothing about
technics, length 'of stories mid etc
Idea From the Orient
■ nd couldn't dig up the price witch
The umbrella I* a development of
1« demanded by the correspondents ' the movable canopy used In the Orient
schools for tuition and etc. It seems । from ancient times In ceremonial pro­
to me like you are well qualified to j cession* for peraons of rank. It wn*
• learn people the art of »lory write < Introduced into England front Italy
Ing even ta-tter Uiuii other kind* of early In the Eighteenth century.
wrlteing because I once read a Story i
of yours In a niagailne witch you j
Date to Be Remembered
must of been the editor'* brother In '
| law but still mid all it was printed i On September 5, 1774, the nr»t Con­
and you probably got payed fur same . tinental emigres« and second Colonial
i witch 1* more than you cun say In I congress met In Carpenter's hall,
regard* to your effort* nt photo play* , Philadelphia, pa. All the colonic*
। So will you t>e so kind and o|>en up I were represented with the exception
u course In ahort story wrlteing mid . of Georgia
give u* a blear In these col*, what
Empty of Purpoee
the secret* and principal* I* that
make* a *ucce*«ful short story Ac­
“He who rise« nt morn w ith no work
tion writer and I mu only 1 of thou
before him,'’ said ill Ho. the sage of
sands that will be Interested mid may- Chinatown. "paaoee the day only a* on*
I lie subscribe to your school."
who walk* lu hl* sleep."— Washing­
The writer to the above I* not the : ton Star.
I only party that ha* come to me with
1 request* along the aame lines, mid it |
Caute of Sea’» Coloring
I begin* to look like I would be do- I
Near the land the Yellow sen Is
; Ing a public service wax I to comply ' lemon yellow due to mud suspended In
; with their requests along these lines
the water. Thia la caused by the In­
In the first place the average |iarty I flow of th« Hoang ho and Yangtze
{ has got a magazine editor all wrong < river*.
( witch they usually ar»«. They think
* lie I* a man that will give every- I
Light From the Moon
body u square deal where n* the most ’
Light travel* nt the nite of about
I of them let* their personal foldings ; iMi.mai tulle* * second. »o It w<ml<l
! and tempermunt get the best of them. । take Iran than two second* for the
The best rule for a new beginner light from the moon to rench the
to follow I* to 1st get a Id r for a earth.
story and then forget the Idenr and go
ahead and write the story out or dic­
Oldeit Chrietian Church
tate 11 to someliody that bus got a
Tiu» Church of the Nativity, built
good hand wrlteing or better yet on» by Constant Inn at Bethlehem about
of these new fungle machines called 330 A. O., I» probably the oldest Chri»-
a typewriter that makes It look all taln edifies still standing.
most like print
Then put n good suggestive title
Complainer» Puniehed
on the story like for Inst. ''Clara'*
The Taoists of China believe thst
Calves" and then give It to your
■ family to rend, nnd If they nay It continually finding fault with th*
reads good why It must be good, weather Is n sin which will be pun­
and the next question 1« how to get ished tn purgatory.
। It before a magazine editor nnd get
Munich’» Fine Library
n square ileal.
The library In .Munich I* one of th*
But I of the biggest mistakes n
largest In Euro|>e. It contains approxi­
new lieglnner make* I* to send re
turn stamps along with their manu­ mately l.(MNMKX) volumes nnd 50,(JUO
script ns most of the editor* I* air manuscripts.
tight mid the minute they M-e stamps
A Quettion
that somebody else ha* boughten whv
they can't wait a minute till they
Be «ure you are right then go nhenit
use them, nnd whist, back comes ymtr But how does one know w hether he Is
manuscript. 1 remember once la-fore right until he. Ims gone ahead?—Ml-
1 I become a wise cracker that I sent aml Hera bl.
a stamped self address envelo|i* along
; with a good story I wrote and the
Wealth’» Proper U»e
old skin flint shot It back nt me tiro
Wealth Is to be used only us the In­
tern all In-cause he couldn't do nothing strument of action: not as the rep­
else with a addressed envelope with resentative of civil honors and moral
the stumps stink to It nnd couldn't excellence.
benr to see It wnsted. Both my slaters
read the story I speak of and sal-1 It
Ancient Warehoute
was a pip. nnd I wished the old Rhy
At Nordlingen I* n structure dat­
lock could of heard what they said
ing from the Thirteenth century which
about him for sending It back.
Well then the only way to gel a Is designated ''the oldest warehouse la
Germany."
square deal from a editor is to scrap
up a acquaintance with somebody flint
Land Surface of Earth
Is nil ready In the wrlteing game and
If the land surface of the earth were
the editor know* who ho I* mid got
respect* for him mid then you have divided bi-tween the Inhabitants, each
this bird write a letter for you to person »ould receive about twenty
send along with the manuscript mid acres.
have him say In the letter Hint your
story Is <). K. and the editor Is a sap
The Car I» Firet
1 If he don’t accept because you have
Many an old shoe now i* half solei!
got a lot of friends that will slop because the enr needs new ones.—Cin­
their subscription If thst story co-nes cinnati ’inquirer.
back.
8o much for how to get a squ-iro
Correct
deni after your story Is wrote. A* for
Esc wise crackers, not nut crnckem.
the wrlteing Itself a good many new If you »1*11 to crack a smile.
beginners full* down because they
try and wlrte their *tory without ’he
right atmosphere to work In. I can't
give no advise on this subject as Ilf
ferent authors demands different
working conditions. For Inst, they «nv
Itupert H. Hughes can't write a Une
unlest the water Is running In the
bathtub and Fannie Hurst won't at
tempt to work without the room Is
mil of sardine ciins where ns when
the editor wants a story out of Mrs
Itlm-hiirt they get somebody to stand
and snap a rublter hank st her ne> k
ELIMINATED
i'ersonly I never feel comfortable m
IS-ytsn success In treating Rectal anti
my desk tiniest they * n dozen large
Colon troubles hy the Dr. C. J. Dean
rats packed on my ft These Inst
NON-SURGICAl. mrthod tn-
able» us to give WRIT! EN AS.
will give you a Idenr of how differ
8URANCE ot PILES ELIMI­
ent tempermunts affects different
NATE» or EEK REEUNPE».
Send toJav to» EREK lOO-pa««
writers but. as I »ay, each writer has
book deKrlblngcauMiand prop­
to choose for himself what temper
er trralment of loch ailments.
munt to have and I might advise vmi
to try wrlteing In n public gnrsgi
where ns you might do your best work
setting In a eel trap.
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