Dayton Tribune
JOHN E. BLACK, Editor and Publisher.
Obey Life's Laws and
Laments Passing of
Keep Spirit of Youth
ths • Good Old Timas*1
There has been no Imprvieincut in
Get Napoleon Reitet
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The unlbuTU. cloak und bat uf an
Austrian gviientl wvrn by Nupoieou I
mi lit« way troni Fontainebleau I«
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tai'ii presented io the Austrian MIU
m ry miKviim In Vienna by l lie ile
scendants uml Indra of Field Mnr«h.ii
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H. W. BURNARD, IH. D.
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Time« hav»* chunged mid pimple
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tlie longevity «if human Hfi. |n th« last ’
have
grown »o avrlnus Huit the old de
"lie
liuudred
years
for
those
who
reach
'
Entered at the Post Office at Dayton, Oregon, as Second Class Mail Matter
the age of fifty, a writer In Physical light In hollduya h.m vunlshed. Ie the
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under the Act of March 3, 1879.
( uiture Magnxine maintain*. By Im complaint voiced by the writer of nu ,
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editorial
in
Liberty
Magasin«
,
proving the mortality record of the ;
’’April Foula' day was one of the
enrlier years of life, he admit»', the i
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_.... 5(rs. Alton Vernon had as uveruge span of |lfe has neurly doubled bright spots of the yiwr." pulut« out hud
Mr. and
the
editorial.
“
Tiler*
na»
The
great
American
bin!
is
not
the
their
dinner
n lirh-k II u
,
-
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•—I—— wnner guests Sunday Mr. and In the last two or thrw centurie«
hen nor the eagle, but the turkey gob- Mrs. Ed Gmbenhorst and’ familv of l'Ut, he says, the chances fur life fio dvr the hat; the «(unni iHicketlHmk
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bier.
vS The gobbler is
"nd Mr. and Mrs. John | a man of middle age have not Im with the «trina tied to It. Breiikfust
The
»«uj
Plight
uf
the
»Hv
of
the
muffins filini with cotton wore a curi*
promi In the last century.
yard and field marshal among the Shippy and son. of Davton
vdllor of ime of th» «ex magasin«* lm>
The proper way to prolong life.” hi k’si. uml ru was candy alun tlimug’i mwii reported to ns The other night
fowls. bee him strut in the fullness
Mr*. C. E. Maula, Prop.
«Uli
rtiyviina
pep|ier.
It
wna
a
Inn;
of his pride, tail feathers spreading.
"bd Mrs. Del] Morgariedge ' llu hires, “H to git more life, to live lime anticipated mid lung rvnmmliervd •ti.- aulii to him wlmfullt "Henry you
more
completely,
to
ninke
yourself
never nuke lm» to me an» inore." te
head up. wings trailing, but not in- sPent Sunday with her folks. Mr. and more alive In every part of your bodily as
BEST BEDS (IN EARTH
Vali initie 's dii)
or pin «if »un "Darling. I >|,m‘t like
gloriously!
His crimson comb and ^r*-
Maybe, of Dayton.
mils
eve.
Hallowei-u.
«ml
the
night
lie
I organism.
’ulk
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ut bollir". The
purplish wattles give him the appear-
I livre is much about the human fore the Fourth of July, tin Tlmnk«
Guests Sunday at the home of Mrs
ance of a red faced and important BeMie WHliams
hvMy that is beyond our understand giving wt went to grmidmother's hou«o
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ww - Os
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were
gentleman
who * is — querulously
con-
. Mr. and Mrs Ins- Tlie most learned anatomical ex •nd ate gorgeoiikly. There aren't mp h
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cemed in everything going on about i^ Ynro P nr
F' , Elizabeth,
Elil“b‘'th' 1 pert Hude thut the more he studies the grundmotliers any more, or such ermi
him.
Such pomposity, dignity and £ ’ Vi h 7 ‘ ““V NeWber,r body the tyore he realises how numer
F »u nrltiM« may b* teMnrro In
“Chrlatmaa now meuna billa
-
r is rare. His irritable “gob-
Hob. of Day ous are the unsolvable mysteries that meet.“ continue* the disillusioned it- fi.lion mg manner: Lay »he paper
swagger
tut and dun.pen it evenly with «mid
are
hidden
within
It.
Then
wtiy
tain
ble, gobble, gobble” strikes terror in-
per with this marvelously constructul writer. "Indvpvudvncv day hus been aeii r Brush over (he writing with •
to the hearts of little children, but is
Mrs. Mary Gilkey has as her house organism? Why not try to Interpret made u Sane Fourth. We no longer ii uel * hair brush dipped la a enln
New location next to
music in the ears of the more sophis guest for a week or two, Mrs. E. Ad the laws of life and health as Indi get any hin out uf April Fools’ day •>"• of niiomuiia and th* writing will
Ballard's
Jewelry Store.
Tho«e
unofficial
childish
holldny*
«ere
•Pimar p»<un and readable Frw-h ap
ticated who envision him trussed up in ams, of Seattle.
cuted by the endeavors of the bmly
a kind of pnaaeaalon peculiar to the ulo.ttbin* ur* iiacweaMry on ordinary
a roaster and stewing in his own
il*lf to
“n,l maintain health?
FINE SHOE REPAIRING
juice.
I hen the spirit of youth can t>« re pa»!. They are not Hie same now W« • ritiag paper
are
grown
up
and
serious,
and
times
tained on nnd on. at times even to old
1 he turkey has been closely asso
use; for life Is worth kittle or noth have changed,”
ciated with American history from the
Ing when the decrepitude of sennit) I
(Mrs. R. G. Hadley)
beginning,
It will be remembered
An oyster Iny« ul»>ui no imxi .OA ii et't*
creeps upon you.”
Odd Contradict'on in
DR. L. P. DAVIS
that at the famous Thanksgiving
a year If Juul one oysler vere left
Mrs. A. W. Brandet was hostess
alone
by
all
nm!
«midry.
«ay»
Profes
oast of the Pilgrim Fathers in No Thursday afternoon to the Aloha nee
Physical
Therapy Speciali«!
Behavior of Mankind
vember, 1621, in which the friendly dle club.
Chiruprartor
The afternoon was spent Old Year Dead When
When u tnan goes into a field to de- •or Lull until ll hint grenl great mimi
their «hell» would mule a
Specialising in distases of rectum,
Indians participated, wild turkey was in visiting and needlework. A dain
Harvest Is Gathered? vote u day « work to producing food children
plie eight time« the «Ixe of the eurth
crop*
for
hl*
needs,
he
labor*
with
<n-
colon,
small intestine, stomach and
the chief delicacy. Once this elusive ty luncheon was served by the host
That the calendar by which w*
Fortunately, the Infuni mortality rale
femal«' trouble using
bird was plentiful but now the wild ess, assisted by Mrs. R. G. Hadley. count our days does not fit in bar telllgenex and accepts world expcrl- among oysters is very high
Electro Therapy
species is all but extinct. In only a Members present were Mesdames monlously with the season* Is pointed enee. There Is an agreed time to
Electronic
Paini««* Adjust ment
few sections of the country the wild .Sweeney. Gibbon, Gubaer, J. A. and out by au editorial In Liberty Maga pluut aud harvest, and he follows this
knowledge; In everything, while In the
Dietetic«
turkey may be found. It begins to Bert McFarlane. Hadley, Boulden, line.
field, he works us effectively n« pn«.
"It
has
long
been
obvious,"
explain«
The
eu«t«>iii
of
wearing
wig«
>»
an
un
<
rcum
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look as though the domestic turkey is Finnecum and the hostess.
the editorial, “that starting the calen slble. He naturally anept* aN Infor fl. 1.1 one. I i fill, n mu nr or* li*i*
Gymnastic Exerriae
destined to go the way of its progen
niutltm
that
hus
been
tried
out
In
the
Sunday visitors at the home of Mr. dar on the fi.-gt of January Is ull centuries. He finds truth an ««set; been found wvaHiig *lgs ii.urly u*
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itor.
Y'oung turkeys are hard to
Mardis Bldg.
wrong. The year ends with the har
«i'll made u« thuae of our u. n time*
and
Mrs.
Uriah
Hamblet,
near
Union
for
Appt.
folly
troublesome
mid
expensive.
raise and the Thanksgiving and
McMinnville
vest.
when
the
last
grain
I*
In.
the
In
early
Greece
both
men
and
women
But when (lie same mun goes to wore wig*, in Rome no fuahlomibl*
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t hristmas demand exceeds the supply. vale, were Mr. and Mrs. Dale Skin leaves are fallen, and the earth ha*
No one wants to see the day when the ner and daughter Jean and son Ron gone to sleep. The closing day of church, or lodge, polltieiil »invention, toilet wn» couiplete without one wive*
turkey has disappeared from the land ald, of Oregon City, Prof, and Mrs. G. the calendar might well be thut one nr social affair, he changes his nttl of nol.temeu afwuya chiKmlng dmk
tilde; he believe«' In sentiment unit
and the proud gobbler struts and A. Gabriel and daughter Peggy, of •>n which we turn away from outward denies fact und experience In half he hulr; yellow wigs were of very II mi «
repute.
Canby,
Mr.
and
Mrs.
R.
G.
Hadley
things
and
ask
about
the
chances
of
fumes no more.
end son Vernon and Mrs. Gladys having a little steam heaL
There is no substitute for the tur-
A man must be a strange creature
It Is unlikely on the whole, that
key gobbler in sight
As compared Enierson and son Glen.
the calendar makers will ugree to end ’•• God. who doe« ull thing.« well.—FI
with him the r- stcr is plebiun and
Merle Reichstein was a Portland Hie year with the fall and begin 'f II. Howe's Monthly.
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the gander “a 'esser breed without business visitor Thursday.
with the spring, as Is meet and pnq»
er." concludes the editorial. "We mu«t
the law.” The gobbler is a symbol
Safety Organization
John Litscher, Kenneth Hadley and take January 1 as the beginning ot
A. H. Robinson, Prop.
of prosperity and a token of hospitali
The National Safety council 1« «
James Wakefield, Jr., were week end Hie year because Julius Caesar fixed It nonprofit. n<mpnrtl«mi orgmilzmlun for
ty as w?1!.
1/ A mo ujmo ' i
visitors in Corvallis, where they vis that way and nobody bus changed IL” the promotion of «afety. •nnltmlmi
BUILDING MATERIAI
jr
AAAgeS tme ’
miAiiculth hi the Industrial, public mol
ited friends and attended the O. A. C.
¿(-UeeRJQB ] 1 8 bst unce?
OF ALL KINDS
home life of the «hole world. Il wa«
Averages Untrustworthy
and U. of O. football game.
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Recent insurance experience tins foumled In 1913. when u little group ut
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Barbara Sweeney spent a few days rhown that average tables are often employers, appalled by the iiMde«» nnd
(Flo Bingham)
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unnecessary
racrlflc«
of
life
nnd
limit
last
week
At
the
home
of
her
grand
misleading. The average weights are
Miss Lois Taylor of Pleasantdale
' MpJAAAKH-i THAT you HAVE
«Mcurring
every
wur.
determine«!
upon
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spent Monday night as the guest of mother, Mrs. O. M. Murphy, in Day by no means the best weights. At II relentless fight agnlnst neddent
ton
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ages under thirty the best conditions
\HUSBANDS/
Miss Esther Kuhn.
A TAME OWE
apparently exist among those whose muses. Today the council tin« a mem
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Mr. and Mrs. Roy Robinson and son weights are from five to ten pounds liershlp of over 4,.-><Xl indu«lrlul con
Mrs. Duggan is the new teacher
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who is filling the place in the ichool Robert of Sherwood were Sunday above the average. After age thirty ance componles. m-boots libraries, nil«
the most favorable conditions are
caused by the resignation of Prof. Ar dinner guests at the home of the for found among those whore weights are cellaneou* organization* and Individ
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mer
’
s
mother,
Mr).
David
Ro.'xn'.i.in.
uals. Its Influence 1« fell Hiroughom
thur Cantnberry.
i below the average. The amount tie more than IO. hho workshops and among
Mr. and Mrs. Horace Cinnamon, of ; low average increases with advancing
Mrs. Louisa Hanville was the din
more than IlMkSUXki workers, whose
Seattle,
and Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Cin age and at age fifty persons seem to live*
ner guest Sunday of Mrs. A. Unruh.
are safer because of Its service.
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(namon and daughter Elaine »¿'Ta : be at their best when their weights Its scope K m grown from national to
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are
as
mneh
as
twenty
or
thirty
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Mr. and Mrs. James Richardson j Sunday at the home of thvir brother,
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pounds below the average. Insur International.
and family spent the week end in Robert Cinnamon.
H
ance experience shows that under
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Mollala as the guests of Mr. -.nd Mrs.
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weight Is definitely an advantage so
Origin of Basket Ball
The Best on the Market
Mr.
and
Mrs.
Elmer
Jackman
and
W. S. Dunton, the latter a sister of
far as long life is concerned.
In IMU n lecturer on psychology In
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Mr. Richardson. Mrs. Lids Richard daughter Lima Bell were Sunday
the training school
CONI RETE DRAIN TILE
the Young
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son and son» Harold stayed on the afternoon visitors at the home of the
Mill': Christian association m Plain-
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former
’
s
sister,
Mrs.
Kirk
Walling,
at
:c
farm during her son’s absence.
They were very much In love with field. Mus»., speaking of the mental
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each
other, and the young girl hud processes of Invention, proposed Ilie
Mr. and Mrs. James Richards
example
of
a
game
with
Its
llmluulons
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Mrs. Grover Johnson, of Newberg, but recently accepted an engagement
moved to McMinnville the past week
uml necessities. The same night Jmnes
ring from her sweetheart.
and Will Richards and family moved visited Monday afternoon at the home
Naismith, a . .... her of the clues,
Although
everything
was
perfectly
of her mother. Mrs. Darid Robinson, j
worked
out basket ball nr mi Ideal
in the Albert May house.
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planned for their future, the young
game to meet the hypothetical case,
man
was
Inquisitive
‘
o
the
point
of
The
Pleasantdale
Improvement
Mr. and Mrs. Claude Fulgam were
and the next day hi Hie lecture room
club will hold their next Tegular meet folly.
in Portland Monday on business.
It was put In prnet.ee with the uld of
“
Tell
rue,
dear,"
he
pleaded,
"have
ing Wednesday evening, November 28,
the members of the gymmistlc class
Mr. and Mrs. Ted Laurence and at the schoolhouse. A good program you ever been kissed before?"
Thence it spread to other brunches of
The
girl
blushed.
She
did
not
know
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daughter of Dayton, were dinner will be given by the jiupils of the what to say for the best.
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the Young Men’s I'hristhm nnoelmlon.
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guests Sunday at the Fred Kuhn school., also a represent» tive from the
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letlc clubs and to the general public.
home.
Woo] Growers Association will speak. fesved reluctantly.
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"What?” he shrieked. “Who by?”
o. ,
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.
After the program refreshments will
»
Miss Flo Bingham sang two solos
“Don't be ridiculous, dear,” returned
be
served.
Everyone
welcome.
Hate's
battle
cry
in
all
ages
:
at the Japanese Tea, which was held
the girl. "It was only the church
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Darn you, be as I am.”
at the home of Mrs. J. E. Proffitt, Fri- r Mr. and Mrs. Tony Cinnamon and choir and the baseball club.”
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day afternoon.
sons Charles and Kenneth, of Mc-
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Minnville, were Friday afternoon vis
Trying to Help
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Mr. and Mrs. Donald Kuhn of Sa
itors at the home of the former's
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Ladies’ Haircutting
Mrs.
Blank
returned home one after
lem visited his folks Sunday evening
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brother, Robert Cinnamon.
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noon after consulting a physician with
for a short while.
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the announcement that she had been
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Mr. and Mrs. Ed Grabenhorst and advised to reduce the amount of car
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Mr. and Mrs. Luke Rivers ,of Port
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Everything in season
land, spent the week end visiting at daughters were Sunday guests at the bohydrates In her diet. A few hours
home
of
Mrs.
Grabenhorst's
sister,
Inter the family assembleò for dinner
the Mays home and Art Wilsop home.
We are at your service
prepared by the cook, when all at once
Mrs.A. N. Vernon, in VZebfoot.
Mrs.
Blank
looked
up
to
see
Mandy
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Mr. and Mrs. Shenn Satchwell '
lifting some of the vegetables off the
called on Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Finnicum, i Ralph Thompson of "Wauna spent table.
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Agate Grinding
the week end with home folks.
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of near Carlton, Sunday afternoon.
“Why, Mandy, what's the matter.
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Mrs. Lorena Litsche/ returned Don't we get anything to eat?” some
Guests from Thursday to Saturday 1
home Saturday after spending several one asked the cook.
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at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Sherman
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"No. siree, you don't get this. It’s
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Satchwell, were a brother and his ¿«ays with relatives in Portland.
got too many hydrophobias In It,” she
Expert Watchmaker AI Jeweler
wife, Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Satchwell
Mrs. George Foster and Mrs. Ed answered quickly.
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and their daughter and husband, Mr. 'Winger attended the meeting of the
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and Mrs. Irvin and baby, of Rathbrun, county health association in McMinn
Grafaphones at the Lowest .1
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Idaho. They are motoring through to I ville last Saturday.
The Difference in Babies
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county. .< I
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California, where they expect to spend!
A Methodist clergyman of New
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the winter.
York city who Ims christened bun
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dreds of babies notices that blonde
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Mr. Art Wilson left Sunday mor»-i
orranization caring for the babies usually cry during the cere
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ing for Aberdeen, Washington, to be I
!dren who are the fin,t beneficiarie- mony while little brunettes smile
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et
Golden
Rule
Snnday
was
chartered
rite
bald
ones
nearly
always
look
with his brother, Ed Wilson, who ias
very low.
The doctors have given by Congress, August 6, 1919, and op- 'think when baptized. And there are
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up all hope for his recovery.
Mr. ’rrt.tes in three areas: Greece and her bab'ea that excel at all three of these
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islands; Armenia and Persia; Syria
Wilson will remain several days.
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and Palestine. Egypt and France are
Miss Ruth Beech of Portland spent sheltering “ex-orphans.'
Annual re
I- ire, Theft, Embezzlement and it 1
The Great Among Ue
the week end with her father, Mr. ¿port is made to Congress. it is en-
Life. Wc care for your needs. 5
The great writers th« men who
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Chas.
Beech.
hv President Coolidge;
Cnolido the Na- make our llteruture. are the elect
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Mr. and Mrs. Claude Howe of Port-K”'1“1,. Information
Burcau;
the «pirita who are nearer to God than the
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rest
of
us. and who are able sooner to
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one day
the past week at • churches; civic, comm crcial, industrial grasp His moods and meanings They
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fra tern al. educational and social or-
the home of Mrs. Louisa Hanville.
are the mountain peaks of the human
Dealers in
gaj tizat'ions and by ' niany American liindscape—the first to feel the day
Several attended the chrysanthe atvd foreign officials. .’Its present work break and to catch the son. -Edwin
mum show whjch was held Frid ay at is aiding over 30,000 orphaned Markham In the Smoker’s t'oinpnuioa
FOR INSURANCE
the home of Mrs. J. E. Proffitt f n pay. children,
giving
tinem
a slm-
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Don.
pAe schooling, training them for
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self-support and lau nching
them.
An Eastern college professor snys
Mr. and Mrs. E. Woodard, of Amity The donations of Golden
Rule
married men are smarter than single
spent Monday afternoon a t the Mr„; Sunday, December 2, will be
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used men Then why do the married men
Give Us a Call
Ph°no9xlO
I)Hyton
D. Bingham home.
for this purpose.
send the single ones to college?—El
Service that «atiifie«
i’aso Times.
Dayton Inn
m
J. M. Beal
Pleasantdale
Ihn ton
Lumber Yard
Big
v/ebfoot
Davton Box &
For CROSSLY RADIOS
DR. 0. C. GOODRICH
DENTIST
Dayton Motor Co.-J
DAY ION MEAT MARKET
BARBER SHOP
V. H. BALLARD
PEFFER’S OARAOE
Insurance
DAYTON SAND & GRAVEL CO
Sand and Gravel
c. S. Lewis
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