Don't Buy From Ptddltn
A school principal taking up a col*
Danger/
The six tioat dangerous forelgi
I game animals are the African lion, tin
I African buffalo, the rhinoceros, Ilie Af
rlcan elephant, the man outing tlgei
of India and the Indian leopard Col
Theodore Roosevelt considered th*
Hon the most dangerous game of nil
The grlraly hoar la held to bo the
most dangerous American game ant
mat.
loctioo for flowers from ths faculty
walked into the kindergarten of the
school. The principal had just sue
I'esefully solicited a donation from the
kindergarteo teacher and was passing
oat. when Johnny piped: ‘Teacher,
I wouldn't buy anything from that
man. Mother always says to buy in
the stores an J not from those ped
dlers.”
They “Ansitted"
Little Billy Itlgby came In from
playing with Ids wee trousers lorn
Mra Itlgby was much put out and
scolded Hilly. "Well, mamma." Ite
said. "The boys wanted to pluy bear
and they Just a nil eted and ati-lried
that I be the bear, so they put me In
a barrel and a big old null sprang up
and tore lay punts."—Capper a Week
ty
PrtiiduUial Abode
Following the attack upon the MW
utiva mansion In 1814. It waa paluted
white, to obliterate the damage don«
by Ore. In popular parlance It was
soon called by Its now famllar name,
although officially it was known as the
executive mansion until Theodore
Roosevelt put the stamp of his ap­
proval on the name "the White
H obm ."
Couldn’t Make the Grade
Janie had been taken to the home
for feeble minded, but the doctor’s
examination proved her merely sub
nortual, so she was sent buck to the
orphan's home. Said Mamie to Anna
in a burst of confidence. "Junie waa
sent away to be an Idiot, but she
couldn't pass and had to come back."
Methoditt Pioneer
The first Methodist preacher in
America was Philip Embury, who had
I M® in the Irish Methodist conference
before coming to this country In 1760
He found a number of Irish Metho-
d.sts in New York city and gathered
them Into a small congregation that
held its meetings in his bouse.
Pasturage in Murih
Romney marsh In Kent. Englund, la
protected by a seawall of grout thick
Iueas and the guardianship and drain
age of the swamp Is In the bunds
of a »pedal ancleut corporation. The
level lauds afford pasturage for vast
flocks of sheep which form the prlnd
pul tudustry of this section.
Paper Out of Date
What once was known as "butcher
paper." the dark, heavy, brown paper
i.sed to wrap up meats, is no longer
i anufactured in any great quantity
in the United States, it has been re
placed by what is known as "bogus
manila." The old butcher paper was
n.ade from straw.
Remarkable Remark»
I bars read many bad books, but
none of them ever harmed me. I have
heard much bad conversation, but It
never harmed me. most of It proved
a warning If I fall into a sewer, you
may be sure I will scramble ont as
soon as possible. So will anyone.—
E. W. Howe.
Storing Flour
Under proper storage conditions
flour should keep entirely satisfac­
torily for three months. Much of the
high-grade wheat flour Is kept for a
considerably longer period of time,
even for a year or more, and such
flour is satisfactory for bread-making
purpoaea.
Books Not Hit Hobby
Samuel Butler, the famous author
of the great satirical poem on Puri­
tanism, HUdlbras," written between
1663 aad 1678, is said to have owned
the smallest library of any literary
man In London of his time.
First Sanskrit Book
The first book ever printed in San­
skrit was the Kltusauhara. a poem by
Kallsada on the six seasons of India.
It was edited by Sir William Jones
and printed In Bengali characters at
Calcutta In 1792.
Ladies Ready-To-Wear dep t
Any Coat in the House, Saturday, Less 10 per cent
All Millinery - for Saturday Less 20 per cent
BASEMENT
14 Quart
Enamel Dish Pans
25c
All
Rank Extravagance, Says Farmer
For
DEPARTMENT
150 Pairs
Womens Shoes Broken Lots
$1.00 pair
Saturday
Only
Bulk Wheat Is coming
Farmers of eastern Oregon are coming
alive to the advantages of bulk wheat
Strawberry States
States producing by far the most
Pine Pole» Bett
handling, says State Market agent strawberries grown In the United
In an is’ue of the Rainer Review I
Pine poles which have l*een treated
S|>ence, and he thinks it is but a matter States are North Carolina and Ten
with coal-tar creosote tor their entire read a statement, attributed to the mar­
ncasce
length by the open cell pressure ket agent, that the average person on of a short time when all of the wheat
into Portland will be handled this way.
method give the longest service, tele­
Excess of Chlorine
phone companies have found, accord­ the farm spends $55 for clothing during Ninety six per cent of the wheat export­
At Barbados, In the West Indies, 117
the
year,
or
did
during
1925.
I
'eel
that
ing to official report.
ed from Portland g'-es out in bulk, pounds of chlorine from sen air falls
I must enter a protest, as I cons der this
every year on each acre of land.
halt of that coming in from the country
Power of Vibration»
rank extravagance on the part of the
is in sacks The unloading of sacked
A Boston violinist says he can put
Matter of View»
out a flame with the vibration of his formers.
wheat from cars involves twelve time,
If you want to "take a larger view
My
personal
expense
for
clothing
in
fiddle. But that’s nothing. A saxo­
the labor and three times the cost of of life." the way to begin la to take
phone slightly off key can put out an 1925 were, one shirt $2; one pair >veralls
a smaller view of yourself.
unloading bulk wbeaa.
entire orchestra.—Cleveland
Plain
$1.74; one pair shoes $1; three pair
Dealer.
Forestry in New York
socks 49 cents; makings total ol |5 24.
New York state maintains the larg­
I
might
have
saved
1,1
75
by
bu*
ing
a
Might Have Been Wont
est forest tree nursery In the United
A man committed suicide because cheaper shirt, but otherwise I can't see
States.
he proposed to two girls and both of
Newport—Oregon
Oyster Co.
where
I
could
have
further
economised.
them rejected him. Well, look how
Not So Hazardous
tries Eastern oyster seedlings in
much worse off he’d be now if both
Rainier, Ore.
Orris Keller
It
Is
claimed that 97 per cent of
had accepted him.—New York Ameri­
Yaquina P.ay.
Arctic explórete have returned alive.
can.
C. E. Spence, Blate Market Agent:
Credential»
Football Coach (to applicant for
place on team)—“What experience
have you had?"
Applicant—“Well,
last summer I was hit by two autos
and a truck."—Boston Transcript
Have Not Got Down Far
The range of reliable observation
of the earth's crust does not extend
below ten miles, or one-fourth of 1 per
cent of the distance to the center.
A Common Feeling
“Some of us wouldn’t mind reform­
ing,” remarked the Man on the Car,
"but we wouldn’t like to have a re­
former reform us."—Toledo Blade.
Fond of Their Coffee
The native of Algeria takes strong
black coffee in the street, purchasing
the beverage from venders who boll It
over portable stoves.
Natural Quettion
Diner (to the doorman as he leaves
expensive restaurant)—Er—-tell me—
is there any charge for going out?—
London Opinion.
Hit Dilemma
A beaten candidate In politics never
knows whether he has a defeat to live
down or a moral victory to live up to.
Then It I»n't
The most fascinating of all things
is a secret—provided you don’t know
It.
Heavy Shipping Loas
Nearly 4,855 vessels were lost dur­
ing the World war.
Better Not
Tbe philosopher, Blus, waa once
overtaken by a storm on shipboard
Among his companions were some
very bud characters, who began to
I call on the gods for help Blu» said.
"Hold your tongues; don't let them
know you are on board "—Edinburgh
Weekly-Scot sman.
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TIME TABLE
llteitlve Sept. 7.
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Fire. Theft, Embezzlement, and
Life. We care for your every need.
J. L. Sherman & Soo
Payton.
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BARGER SHOP
£ahco’ Jjaircufttng
Agency for Newberg Laundry
Dayton,
Oregon,
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Ladd’s Funeral Home
To Serre Hit man if y Heller
Day and Night Phone Blue 90
Hating Onetelf III
Hute. In the course of time, creates
' poison In the system as well as In the
mind, and all evil emotion Is bad for
the health O m of ON curliest Ma
covered truths was that health and
morality depend on each other, and
many religions are built largely upon
hygiene.
To Clean Matting
To clean matting on which grease
or oil has been spilled spread thickly
on the spot a paste of fuller's earth
snd water. When this dries put a
paper over It and let It stand for a
few days. Then brush off with dry
fuller's earth and the stuln will dis­
appear.
See the Bright Side
Ability to look on the bright side of
things fo a valuable possession. For
It's the way we look nt things that
counts. If we have the right attitude
a great many things will api>eur more
to our satisfaction.—Grit.
McMinnville,
Dr. 0. C. Goodrich
, DENTIST
Office Phone Red 49
Dayton
Anyway
Somebody wisecracks thnt It often
takes u man's children to make some
thing of him. At any rate they can
get married and make a grundfuther
of him.—Strickland Gillian In Farm
Life.
As to Resolutions
Salve for sotpeone'a conscience
from the Whitsett (Ga.) Courier:
"The editor Is persuaded thnt the mun
who never broke a New Year's reso
lutlon never made one."
Superfluities
A Chicago doctor says that colds
are due to modern luxuries. There Is
nothing that most of us would more
willingly dispense with than these
widespread maladies,
Land of Little Value
Bad lands Is a mime applied to
various arid regions of the West. The
Rig Bad lands of western South Da­
kota embrace an area of about 2,000
square miles.
Changed in Meaning
"Rival’’ originally meant “one who
Ilves on the opposite bank of the
stream." The word Is taken from the
Latin “rlvalls” and Is related to our
“rivulet."
Oregon.
...
Il W. Burnard, M. I).
Physician
Phone Bed 78.
Day ton, Oregon.
G. B. Abdlll
Having installed a Landis Stitcher
and Finisher, we are prepared to
do all shoe repairing with neat-
ness.
Dayton.
Simple Home Remedy
F*rr Matrimonial
Heartache: A
lump of pride dissolved tn n glass of
common sense. Swallow Immediately
and settle with a kiss. Add a dose of
wholesome compliments.
Repeat as
often as needed.
Oregon
-
Oregon.
Dayton Rooming
House
BEST BEDS ON EARTH
Mrs C. E. Manta,
Prop.
"The action of one, in behalf of
another, performed in the interest
of both, is service.
Try the Union Auto Ina. Co.
For Service
C. S. LEWIS, A gent .
■MnaartaoaHaaMwaBaa
Neetkui Barber Shop
Dayton, Oregon
Expert Ladies Hair Cutting
Earl G, Kidd, Prop.
U. of O. Ecgt ne April 8 Only
4u percent as many studehts were
failed at the University of Oregon
during the winter term an during
the fall term, according to a report
Love Attract» Love
made public by trie register today.
Love and you shall be loved. All
The total number who flunked
love Is mathematically Just, ns much
was
41 , the register announced.
as the two sides of an algebraic equa­
The reason for the fewer number
tion.—Emerson.
of failures,according to the register
Power of Love
are that many of the weaker stud
If there Is anything that keeps the
ents
were dropped the first term
mind open to angel visits, and repels
the ministry of III, It Is human love. and that some, realizing the need
—N. I’. Willis.
for more work, impioved in their
scholastic activities.
Great Lawyer-President»
Fifty eight students were put on
Van Buren and Benjamin Harrison
are considered the greatest lawyers ¡ probation, which means that un­
who have been President of the less their work during the spring
United States.
term is up to a to standard, trey
will he dropped from the Univer«
The Drawback»
The two great drawbacks to the sity then. Of those on probation,
happiness of the motor tourist are the 46 were men and 12 were women.
billboard nnd the board bill.—The In the fall t< rm 123 were on pro­
New Yorker.
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bation.